http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
Is Synchronized Swimming even a sport?
Yes. It's in the Olympics.
Are you allowed to answer the previous question and ask the next one at the same time?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Probably, as was yours, so I'm not going to pay attention to it.
So, >>195, did the change of diet stop the hairballs?
>>204 Not yet. Also, it's quite disgusting to step on a fresh hairball when you're only wearing socks.
Considering I spend over 40 hours a week in my office, how do I convince my boss I deserve an Aeron?
Kick him in the nuts with a steel-toed boot. While he recuperates in a hospital, switch his expensive dotcom-era Aeron for your shitty little kiddy chair.
Considering I don't like being brought to court for assault and battery, how do I convince the cops not to bust me?
Tell them it was a joke, and anybody who took it seriously is dumber than people who think Mortal Kombat video games are the leading cause of murder of youths.
When does the Nevada girl get out of prison?
It is unknown, but understand that when she does get out, she'll know how to make a shank out of just about anything and already knows well how to use it. Just a heads up, you pervert.
Is the NSA monitoring DQN? If so, what could they learn?
Yes, they are; results thus far have been inconclusive, but we have a 24x7 DQN monitoring section analyzing the posts.
Er... I mean... uh, I did say "they", not "we", right?
As one of the Elite five (Squeeks is back!), I cannot disavow your actions, Mister Three. Don't worry, the monitors will scrub these tapes removing your misstatements, except for the copy I stow away for blackmail purposes.
Why on earth was 'hoosierdaddy.com' already taken? I thought it was an original joke.
It was probably purchased by an Indiana man.
Does Indiana make anything more important than corn?
Corn holes.
What's the best kind of pie?
apple pie made from real apple computers.
are there any phone numbers more popular than 867-5309?
555-5555 is, I believe, even more popular.
Where does that numbar go anyway?
it is a joke number that goes to nowhere.
Do phone numbers that were created for Japanese dating sims during the 1980s still work?
Probably
Do you have any Japanese dating sims from the 1980s that I could borrow?
Try MS-DOS instead; it's far more entertaining and user-friendly, and only slightly less erotic.
Why do Hollywood movies still insist on portraying all futuristic computer wizardry as either rudimentary and text-based or magical virtual reality cyberspace land?
Because watching real computers/hacking is about as visually interesting as watching painted grass grow.
Like how I mixed those metaphors there?
You get an "A" for effort, but I prefer more clever and original similes.
Just how close can I get to correcting minor nuances of the previous post without regard for context before being referred to the appropriate thread?
Not much closer.
Could someone please refer >>219 to the appropriate thread?
yes, I could but I wont.
have you read 1984 by george orwell?
Yes.
Have you?
Maybe, but I probably tossed it down the memory hole.
Can I get a hallelujah?
Yes. The easiest way is by looking at pr0n of Asia Carrera.
Was that perhaps too predictable?
Slightly more than Gay Magic, which is somewhat remarkable.
What's the best way to crush a peanut?
An elephant works rather well, I'm told.
So, do you trust the internet?
No! The internet lies to me!
Should Hulk Hogan be elected presedent of asia?
Only Asia can answer that question.
Speaking of Asia Carrera, isn't she hawt?
Dunk her in a tank full of ravenous piranhas, and we'll find out.
Which ones are deadlier, Rio Sao piranhas or just the average Amazonian ones?
European Amazonian or African Amazonian?
>> 230 yes
What do we have for lunch today?
SAUSAGES
why, do you have a lunch fetish?
No, I have an Asia Carrera fetish.
Isn't this better than that old and busted "gay magic" meme?
No, not really.
Do I have what it takes to do two university courses at the same time?
I should hope so, otherwise you'd be really lazy.
What do you do if you really are lazy?
Spread the course out to 5-6 years.
Will there ever be another great social movement? A great stirring of the people, a great change?
Yes.
Am I right?
No.
Am I wrong?
Yes.
Why is there no value to learning dutch?
Because it hurts the throat.
Then what's a good language to learn?
Elvish. You get to be khing, if only for a day.
How come, compared to hiragana, katakana is angular and creepy?
because you touch yourself at night
why is it so hard to sustain the tipsy feeling when your drunk!?!?
Drinking is a man's pursuit and not for silly college kids.
What's the best beer in the world?
Pedobear!
Does anyone here have change for a dollar? The vending machine won't take quarters.
I only have rupies
How cool would ruby tipped bullets be
Not very. Corundums have a rather low thermal capacity. On the plus side they wouldn't be very hot either.
How come my touching myself at night is the reason for all my mishaps?
Because your mind is to occupied with Asia Carerra to remember anything else
If Asia Carerra cast a gay magic spell, what would happen?
Your testicles would explode into a fine pink mist. And then she'd finish casting the spell and you'd be T∴∵∴∵AN∴∵A∴∵S∴∵∴∵I∴N∵∴∵∴∵N
Is it too late to ask a question and salvage my dignity from thread-structure-terrorism?
Yes, depart before the burden on your soul grows too large.
How can I ever experience joy knowing that so many others suffer in the world?
つか、ここにいるのほとんど日本人じゃね？
no!
why must you speak in moon language?
日本語です！
やらないか？
Nenhum obrigado, mim não estão com fome.
What happens if you drink only salt water with every meal?
the salt drastically alters the mineral balance of your body, leading to dehydration.
shouldn't the sea be clorinated in order to protect surfers from fish piss?
Fish piss is extremely healthy, and thus should be encouraged.
Shouldn't fish piss be served at more restaurants?
It is, it's called "Mountain Dew".
Why is /b/ so boring these days?
because the /b/tards got darwin awards.
what would be a /b/ user's most likely cause of death?
Dehydration and mineral loss from excessive bouts of meme regurgitation.
Where are my fucking keys?
Probably right where you fucking left them.
Do you think the Grandpa threads will go back to being funny?
No. He has been given several chances to improve, and have we seen results yet?! Grandpa needs Kervorkian.
Is any anime crappier than Yakin Byoutou?
I have no clue what that is, but science has proven that there is no logistical limit to the level of crappiness in Japanese animation.
What hasn't science done?
brought peace the to world without mindless destruction (fuck you)
why is my cat under the impression that knocking valuable shit on the floor and breaking it is a good thing?
Your cat is performing subtle experiments in gravitic manipulation as well as attempting to improve your rather shabby cleaning skills. Rather than complaining, you should be thankful.
Should I answer the phone?
No, you should let the answering machine get it and decide whether you should pick up based on the quality of their message.
How do I keep my girlfriend happy?
Introduce her to me and get the hell out of the way.
Was that too cold?
no, liquid nitrogen is too cold.
what percentage of people think all air conditioning chemicals are called freon?
57.3%
what's a good way to make money without too much effort?
A printing press.
Is losing your other virginity to Bubba too much effort? I'm sure he'd be willing to do all the work.
Bubba's standards are too high. Cletus and Huck are not so discriminating.
Don't you know anything about cars?
I know which end to hold.
Is it going to rain all day today?
Yes, it is going to have been rained the whole day yesterday, which from your viewpoint was your today.
When will you pay me back the money you owe?
When you stop screwing my wife.
Why are you so far away from me?
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
What are you doing in the tree outside my window?
I'm watching you undress.
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
It accompanies my bosom in an agreeable manner.
What do you say to someone when everything has already been said?
Kopipe.
Etou?
THAT IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD WHY DID YOU SAY IT
What the hell spawned that meme, anyway?
The Internet.
Is the Internet more like a big truck or a series of tubes?
It's like Schrödinger's cat. You never know if it's 404 until you look.
I'm looking for my cat, can a psychic help me?
They won't find your cat, but they'll help empty your wallet.
What color is the internet?
Flesh.
What sound does it make?
Imagine a million souls of all ages, races, and genders, screaming in pain and agony for an eternity. Now play it backwards, at 4x speed, so you're not sure whether you should laugh at or be disturbed by it. This is the sound of the Internet.
Can people copyright long strings of 1s and 0s?
Sure, even quite short strings such as 00001001111110010001000100000010100111010111010011100011010110111101100001000001010101101100010101100011010101101000100011000000, when converted to hexadecimal, are copyrighted.
Why are Reimu's armpits more erotic than anything on Earth?
Because that is as much ero as a Touhou fan can handle. No more, and no less.
Have you noticed the constant improvements in IOSYS's releases from C70 through C72? And why are they doing song parodies?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why do the masturbatory habits of a single DQN have such an impact on this, and other world affairs?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What percentage of DQN didn't see this answer coming?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Was that a non sequitur?
Because night touches you at yourself?
This is not a question.
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Fnord?
I'm not sure. Either way, this is getting quite silly, stop it.
How many years left before Python leaves general cultural knowledge?
Don't trust Python. The Delphic Oracle is much more accurate and reliable.
How do we prevent squirrels from crashing the internet?
By fapping to more Asia Carrera pr0n.
Are you with me?
NO!
Are you against me?
When you are against yourself, no, when you are for yourself, yes.
How can I persuade my most intimate lady friends to engage in sexual relations with me?
>>295 Have you tried the Ab-Abber 2000?
How can I come up with witty things to post in message boards?
Find witty things that other people have posted in message boards, and post them again.
Are there other ways?
there are not as many ways as there are tribbles.
Should I write a book?
No, but perhaps write a check instead. Address it to one Mr. ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃. Leave the amount field blank, this creates suspense.
What defines a plant as a weed, other than it's hardiness and prevalence?
All about context, and whether people want it growing wherever it is or not.
Why is 300GET so much less satisfying than, say, 200 or 500?