http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
Yes. Yes, I have.
Who wants to know?
This is the FBI.
Is this your copy of The Anarchist Cookbook?
No. But the SJ Games sourcebook next to it is mine.
What's the matter, occifer?
The grammar police have a warrant out for your arrest.
Why is the superstructure made out of elitism and not steel?
It is made out of steel girders, but they are covered in elitism to fool impressionable people.
How long will the semanticops interrogate >>404 roughly?
That would require them finding him first (which they will be unable to do).
Does blood alone move the wheels of history?
WD-40 helps every once in a while.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The hen was inspired to make the egg. The inspiration was a cock, who came first.
How complicated are simple things?
Very,
How simple are complicated things?
Very.
Was that perhaps too obvious?
Very.
Will you anwser my question by saying "Very."?
yes
Does Buddha have the Jesus-nature, or does Jesus have the Buddha nature?
Mu.
Can you draw a picture?
Very yes.
Can you prease dlaw us a pictule?
They're far superior to the Mets, whom the Phillies have been crushing with surprising regularity.
Should I pay a contractor $2100 to rewire my house, or risk fishing everything myself?
Pay the contractor. They at least understand that while fishes may conduct electricity in the short term, wiring your house with them is a really bad idea that has no good sides to it whatsoever.
Did you forget to say please?
I never forget.
How do I stay awake in my biology class?
clip a clothespin on to your genitalia underneath your clothes.
Why does kim chee taste so good nida?
Kim chee gives you superhuman strength.
If kim chee gives you superpowers, don't you wonder what the coreans would be like without it?
Not really, but maybe it would be much like Popeye after coming down off a Spinach binge.
If Korea is Popeye, Japan is Olive Oyl, and China is Bluto, which nation is Eugene the Jeep?
One of those pacific countries that's really more of a loose association of 3-tribe islands.
And in this arrangement, who is Swee'pea?
Swee'pea would be Laos or Cambodia. Constantly in danger, and usually forgotten about.
Now would decorating my room to look the Killing Field of Cambodia attract more strange pussy into my den of intrigue?
No, because they'd have to have been there already to know what it looks like.
Why do we cling to the past?
Static. You should use fabric softener during the rinse cycle.
How many people does Crown Prince Willem of Holland need to kill to claim the British throne?
Eight-Hundred Two members of European royalty (not including those skipped for succession) must meet the axe. Although he forfeited his succession rights upon marriage, so it may be necessary to hack up twice that amount and then perhaps wage a war of conquest.
Why did I bother researching that?
>>426 asked.
How can bath towels get dirty, if you're always clean when you use them?
>> 429
He actually looked like Osama bin Laden.
Why are Republicans so prone to sex scandals?
Because they are naturally in a prone position.
Where can a respected member of the U.S. Senate go for some glory hole action?
>>432
Woa... that's exactly what I was puzzled about. I have absolutely no idea. This question must be answered!
Because he is a douchebag.
Now why didn't the asshole above me ask a question?
You already answered yourself.
Should I sing you a song for your birthday?
I'd rather have money.
Why am I up so early today?
Because you couldn't sleep knowing that you left your DQN on the counter.
What was the last thing you drank?
Moxie.
How old are you in DQN years?
29. And at this rate, I'll be 29 forever. That's not exactly a bad thing, as my mother remained 29 until she graduated from college.
Do you prefer cinder blocks or milk crates to create modular dorm room furniture?
They are both way beyond my budget, so I make due with large rocks and piles of sod and sphagnum.
In what shape would you make a device capable of destroying the Earth, and where would you keep it?
I would cast it in the liking of my ex-girlfriend, and I would keep it as far away from me as earthly possible. There is a small chance that I have already done this.
Is the very act of saying "I'm not bitter" self-negating? I think it is, but I can't explain why.
Yes, It's a statement meant to absolve the speaker of anything they says before or after.
Other self-negating statements include:
Is there a word for embarrassment felt on behalf of another who should be embarrassed but is too stupid to feel as such?
Die.
What should I do with >>443's earthly possessions, now that he doesn't need them any longer?
No, your stuck with the toaster along with all his Larry the Cable Guy merchandise and his cock ring collection.
What should I do with the money gained from selling >>443's old crap?
Join a secret area of VIP Quality.
I'd like to become a true individualist. How can I make myself stand out from the crowd?
Join a secret area of VIP Quality. And maybe listen to some Simple Plan.
Will things be different if I move to the city?
It depends on a simple thing:
Is there a secret VIP club in that city?
Sometimes paying enough involves causing a secret VIP club to spring into existence where there was none before.
Would I still have to pay for access?
>>450
I think there's still an eternal FREE TRIAL WEEK going on.
>>452 Don't question it.
Why does five gallons of Drylock cost $92!?
Because you're getting the QUALITY that comes with DADDYCOOL brand!
Can you feel it?
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Who the fuck is that?
I'm not sure
Why won't you give our love another chance?!
Because what we had is over now. I'm sorry.
Now will you please give me my cat back?
The cat you had got ran over now. I'm sorry.
Will you at least leave me the cactus? I love it so much.
That cactus was left to me by my great-grandmother on the condition that it never leave the family.
Didn't you even bother to bring home the remains?
The cactus was destroyed in a game of Red Rover. I'm sorry.
Please tell me my pet cockatoo survived.
Alas, we've already interred the remains of the cockatoo at the old pet semetary here in Maine.
What is the proper way to address the Emperor of Ice Cream during state visits?
With a proper de-pantsing and a cheery rape.
Does he have sprinkles? I love sprinkles.
I don't understand your question.
What the hell are sprinkles?
Jimmies, you damn Bostonian.
lol arn't i so RaNdOm? ^____^
You are t3h Penguin of D00M! LOL ^_______^
Why is my ass bleeding so much?
>>468
Because there wasn't a question.
What's in the center of a tootsieroll?
A tootsie that died of suffocation.
What's in the center of a duckroll?
A duck that is cooked.
What is the meaning of life, non-numerical?
noun- the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
What's the password?
The password is life, the universe, and everything.
What's the username?
"pr0n."
Do you think it's time to resurrect the "Asia Carrera" meme?
God no.
Delicious flat chest, or giant boobs?
Asia Carrera has giant boobs, of course.
Was that perhaps too predictable?
No. I like big boobs.
Oppai, yes?
Yes, but only manageable ones - my favorite size is not too small but not too big. Maybe B-cup.
What's the best way to fondle a girl's nipples when she's not very sensitive on them?
Teeth, definitely the teeth.
If I practice Mongolian throat-singing for a decade, will I learn to bite and suck at the same time?
If so, you may be highly qualified for a wonderful career as a fluffer! Ask an Adult Variety Artist for more information about job opportunities in this quickly growing field!
Penny for the old guy?
Hell, here's a dollar.
Where's a good place to do a turnaround during a solo in Autumn Leaves?
At the 8 bar mark, skip ahead 4 bars, finish your riff, and then get back on the changes.
What is the deal with airline food?
Americans cook all of it.
Why am I so ronery ?
Because your posting on DQN rather than enjoying human contact, sirry.
Why am I so positive despite the hopelessness and triviality of human existence?
Because you know something we don't.
When was the last time you laughed?
Just now, when I saw the word 'boobs'.
But after reading your own answer, I am lost in existential thought and will be unable to laugh for some time.
When was the last time you cried?
when I saw the 2009 Nissan GT-R
Is there a more perfect car design than the 2002 GT-R NuR Spec?
Yes, but John DeLorean took it with him to the grave.
How did the Yakov Smirnoff version of this thread become more popular and humorous?
Because putting words in other people's mouths never gets old.
I have to give an advocacy speech on Monday. Any ideas for a topic?
Gay magic.
Why has it been since >>247 that gay magic was last discussed in this thread?
Because 4-ch has forgotten its roots.
What is the point of living?
Saves energy; committing suicide is a bother.
Is there something wrong with being lazy?
Not getting everything done at once.
How come "root" doesn't refer to sex with animals anymore?
Because fucking animals is passé now.
Why is fucking animals passé?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Everything has been done before.
Do you believe?
I believe in the magic
Do you wanna be a VIP Star?
I want to be a star of the gay magic.
Do you engage in gay Magic?
Who doesn't?
Can I have a dollar?
No, I gave my last shekel to daddycool.
Can I have a solid gold house and a rocket car?