http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
Because you're not a true Spartan.
Where did it all go wrong?
It was the day we all became aware of stuff.
If ignorance is bliss, why are the members of the KKK so pissed off?
>>302
It is relative ignorance.
Why does no one respond to my threads?
Because you're not as pretty as Asia Carrera.
Why do my cats stare at me and make little cat noises in the night?
They're plotting to take over the wold.
Would you, for one, welcome our new feline overlords?
I'd do it for the fish.
Why is it that Ana Coppola has an Italian name and not British?
And also, why does Asuka Langley Souryu have a British name and not German?
That's 2 questions.
Which one should I answer first?
The one you understand best.
Why is Neon Genesis Evangeilion so loved by so many otaku?
Because of its deep psychological exploration of all the significant characters, something never previously seen in anime. Also, shy, depressed, borderline-hikikomori otaku feel a certain kinship with the shy, depressed, borderline-hikikomori protagonist.
Were you expecting a silly answer?
Considering how many of us are severely Wapanese, I believe he meant the question to be rhetorical.
How many people are still posting in DQN?
Evangeilion is gei.
Two or three, I think.
How does SAoVQ compare to DQN?
DQN > *
How many years will pass before people stop inventing Chuck Norris facts?
There are no Chuck Norris facts, Chuck Norris is a work of fiction.
How many of the Chuck Norris facts were originally Vin Diesel facts?
All of them except for one, but that one wasn't funny either.
Why do dicks get big?
Because they eat so much pussy.
Why do cocks stay so small?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What should I eat for lunch?
Food.
Which letter should I carry out?
C, because it is www.
I'm going through a mid-life crisis. What kind of motorcycle should I buy? I've never been on one before.
Most people carry out W; however, D, Q, and N are also fine choices. Give them all a try and see which one fits your needs.
Where are you carrying it?
To the repair shop, because vintage motorcycles leak oil.
What type of oil should I put into a vintage motorcycle?
>>322 Because the duct tape got wet, and lost adhesion.
Is there a better adhesive tape than duct tape?
Yes. Duck tape. It holds birds together.
Did you see that one coming down the Interstate?
Can't say I did.
I'm going to Yoshinoya tomorrow. What should I eat there?
Asia Carrera. Eat her softly but with resilience. Her outcries of ecstasy will quench your hunger, making it go to your loins, after which you can transfer it in between her thighs using firm and long thrusts of your hips. Its not on the regular menu, but seriously recommendable.
If I were to elaborate on that story, would you buy it?
No, but I might download it.
What kind of wine would go well with these hotdogs?
For the love of all that is good in wine: even the worst ramsj wine does not go well with hotdogs. Don't waste the wine, drink beer. Lager.
Anyway, do you eat goat cheese?
Only if it's smoked, nyoro~n.
Will you marry me?
Well, if you pay my family of VIPPERs enough, they might give access to a husband of VIP QUALITY.
Will you bury me?
Well, if you pay my VIPPER mortician enough, he might give you access to an eternal resting grave of VIP QUALITY.
Will you carry me?
Yes, if you are Asia Carrera. Especially if nude.
I'm really obsessed with this person, am'nt I?
(´^ิω＾ิ)
Yes, posting that creepy face in every odd thread is rather disturbing.
If you were on death row, what would you choose to have for your last meal?
Something with lots of explosives in it.
Did you come to praise me?
Nay, I come with retribution on the palm of my right hand and a gross melted Baby Ruth in my jeans pocket.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?
none. I'd eat beans, and not those fart-free beans for total pussies. I want to blow the lid off my coffin with a postmortem fart.
What is the coolest looking coffin ever made?
Must be one of those Egyptian sarcophagi. They certainly knew how to be buried with style.
Where should I go to purchase a large quantity of black-market ivory?
Africa.
Where in Africa can I find a Starbucks?
(''†ิω†ิ).
Is you fucking?
A fucking is me!
Why am I so awfuly low? why do I feel a glow, just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight?
Because you'll never be as great a crooner as Frank Sinatra, no matter how many duets you sing.
Better name for your vagina: Malcom or Brian?
Mike Hunt
What is the best joke name in history.
Seymore Butts
Is school worth it?
It is if your IQ is above 95, otherwise, just be a bum.
Would you like fries with that?
I would say that the criminal record was worth it in itself.
How come so few people can spell "Seymour Butts" correctly?
Because it isn't hip to spell it correctly
Will my girlfriend like me for it if I take the effort to break up our relation, which we're mutually convinced is doomed to fail anyway?
we dont believe you have a relationship, but no.
why do i feel that everything that can be said has already been said?
cuz your an idiot
is correct punctuation worth using
Yes. This may end up saving your life when the grammarians and their punctuationist stooges finally seize power.
What is the punctuationist equivalent of Kristallnacht?
"Night of the Stabbing Semicolon."
Semicolons are useful, right?
Sure. An intestinal bypass is generally better than getting your stomach stapled.
Is lol really the equivalent of c++'s ';' ?
No, you're thinking of desu -- lol is the equivalent of the semicolon in C.
I've heard tuna can kill you from mercury poisoning. How much would I have to eat to kill myself?
Seven hundred thousand tunas. Less might work too.
How do I stop hating everybody else?
Start hating yourself and go from there.
Why did I buy a 12 year old e-book that no modern software can decipher?
You're a noob
Why threads like this are so goddamn popular?
Because cannot use people posting in it correct English syntax.
What is the ultimate one-hit-kill technique, and how do I master it?
Shot between the eyes. Buy a gun and practice, practice, practice.
Do guns kill people?
No, getting shot kills people.
Why do people keep asking this?
Because the truth exists beyond the gate.
Have you lost it?
NOW I HAVE LOST IT
Lost what?
...is a television show that many people find entertaining.
Found a peanut?
No, just five boring dollars.
Why am I unhappy?
You haven't consumed enough.
Why am I fat?
You have consumed the bits that >>364 had not.
What are we talking about?
Whatever you want to talk about, baby.
Do you visit ii/wakachan too, or just 4-ch?
Just 4-ch.
Why do I keep visiting even though I never find anything for me here?
The jones kicked in. That's how it happens. You start small, think you can handle it, then the jones kicks in.
How do I get the monkey off my back without the shakes kicking in?
Shock the monkey.
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?
I've already shocked the monkey, thanks.
Would you like two free iPod nanos?
Not if I can have Asia Carrera instead.
Why is my cat whinier than usual tonight?
I'm certain it's an ill omen of impending tragedy, or the feline is hungry.
Why keep puzzling over the random and inexplicable nature of a cat when one could just get a predictable and emotionally unambiguous dog?
The cat comes with a free chocolate ice cream cone.
You aren't lactose-intolerant, are you?
Actually, I am, and it would punish everyone around me more than even myself to have real ice cream.
Do you know any good fart jokes?
No, that's an oxymoron.
Is there honour among thieves?
The older they are, the more honor there is.
Would you vote for Havelock Vetinari?
No, my vote belongs to Ron Paul
So, anyone beat the unbeatable game yet? The farthest I ever got was beating kuma and tanasinn
You just lost the game.
When is too much too much?
Gesundheit.
What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal?
Also, what kind of cereal would taste best with that insect?
Horseflies. Because I'm hung like one, and I believe in rhino magic.
How come some people have two questions, or zero?
Math is hard.
What should I do with all the old cheese in my refridgerator?
Throw it at some passing children.
Have you released YOUR mittens today?
My mittens are all free-range mittens.
Was Senator Craig arrested for being gay?
No, he was arrested for being fabulous.
Where does DQN keep it's spare change?
In its pocketses.
I've had a DJ Sharpnel song stuck in my head for six weeks. Is there a cure?
VIP QUALITY EUROBEAT.
IS IT TRUE THAT NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO?
I haven't heard of any one in Tokyo, so it is probably true.
Who are the one, and what do you call an individual from that group?
The one are all, and there are no individuals.
What are fun things to do with a girlfriend besides sex?
Abortions!
How do I get this homosexual out of the tree in my front yard?
They can become dangerous when the nest is threatened; It's best to call animal control or your friendly neighbourhood Orkin Man.
If you could be stranded on a desert island with any type of undead, which type would it be?
Definitely zombies. Sure, they don't make for very good conversation, but they're reallBRAAAIIIIIIIINS
BRAIIIIINSSSSS
BRAAAIINS?
BRAIIIIIINS.
iPhone?
Overpriced junk.
Sony VIAO?
No, Sony doesn't have anything special in their PC category, excluding their ultra compact one.
Acer Ferrari?
Sure, why not. You can mail that crap to me within six weeks.
This is a written contract and I will sue you if you don't follow through.
Would you cover the postage for me, I left my wallet in my other pair of hot pants?
Certainly. I'm not a small man; I can cover nearly any small sum of currency with ease.
Barhah?
Stop playing bad browser games.
Why is dutch history so boring?
It's only boring if you consider their mercantile exploits uninteresting!
So, read any good books lately?
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