>>988
I am terrible with birthdays. I even forget my own birthday. I remember going to the dentist as a child and when they asked me my birth date, I cried because I couldn't remember. I haven't improved either. Just a few years ago I ordered some alcohol from an alcohol delivery service (really convenient, more places should do this) and the scary-looking delivery man asked for my ID. Of course I was old enough, so I wasn't worried. But then he asked for my date of birth to check it with me. I panicked and got the day and month backwards (I mentally see dates as numbers, e.g. 1993-09-6769). Needless to say, I ended up spending that night sober.
So to answer your question: nobody's.

>>990
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?