You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.
I hate myself and I want to die.
I love having a cross breeze in my apartment.
I'm going to fail college because I want to stay in my bedroom watching anime all day tomorrow when I really should just go in oh god.
I post right now my current thought
my balls itch.
furlicker.swf is strangely erotic and now I want to punch myself in the balls for thinking that.
I have to pee very badly, but I don't want to leave the computer.
what is this thread i don't like it new things scare me
FIRE PUNCH TO THE CUNT
FIRE PUNCH TO THE CUNT
FIRE PUNCH TO THE CUNT
FIRE PUNCH TO THE CUNT
I wonder how long it will be before grandpa ends up in this thread. He gets around these days.
xl t they look a lot like this?
DESTROY ALL HUMANS
Can't wait to leave work and go home. 21 more mins.
Nise Midi is so awesome it hurts.
FIRE PUNCH TO THE CUNT
four times
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ELEVATOR MUSIC SET TO THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS THEME
what
I need to go pee. After I do that I am
how many tags can a thread haFIRE PUNCH TO THE CUNT
rock me amadeus
amadeus, amadeus
amadeus, amadeus
amadeus, amadeus
amadeus, amadeus
oh-oh-oh, amadeus
I was thinking something, but I once I began reading the thread, I forgot what it was.
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake Bukkake
I itch mang
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damn, my eyes are burning. the pollen count must be over 9000.
I just ripped a killer fart. The Methane PPM must be over 9000.
John is fucking asshole
Unfortunately, I feel just like Reki.
Everyone is fucking leaving me.
Frog Blasted Vent Core #71519
My eyes burn.
I should go to sleep.
My back hurts a little.
Elecrtrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!! Venomoth, Poliwag, Golduck, Ivysaur, Grimer, Victrebell, Moltres, Nidoking, Farfetch, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable Wigglytuff! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro!! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbel, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu! Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke, Kankaskhan, Hypno, Electrabuzz, Flareon, Blastoise, Polywhirl, Oddish, Drowzee, Raichu, Ndoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy, Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby, Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran, Machop, Sheller, Porygon, Hitmonchan! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill, Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Parasect, Execute, Muk, Dewgong, Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!
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That's what she said.
My balls feel weird
I'm suddenly acutely aware of how weird my balls feel.
I was just watching my balls slowly expand and contract, seeing the randomly placed hairs gradually tilt one way then another.
It's too fucking hot out today.
My right ball itches so much that normal scratching is not enough.
my music is too loud.
gotta turn it down after typing this pointless post out.
my hair is very fluffy.
I like cheese.
Do
Unfortunately, my guts don't like cheese, so I sit on the throne while posting to DQN.
The
Kirbydance!
I'm not japanese
nor did I install the language pack
I'm going to create the next 50 posts
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i like that 57 person, they seem to know what's going on
i need some music...
should probably go outside sometime soon, skin's getting white.
is michael jackson an alien?
When is my shift going to end?
I wished I was Japanese and the I realized I would harikari if I did turn Japanese, that, or I'd be pissed off at Americans that have a Corvette or Viper.
Assfuck That Penguin! Assfuck That Penguin!
Why am I getting Japanese spam now? 桃子ちゃんのおっぱい?!?!
Those deviled eggs were pretty good.
Oh, what? What? This thread made by someone abusing the tags. Oh, I should post rite[backspace][backspace]ght now? What should I post? What? Oh, what?..
This post, thread, and board are all silly.
Should I create another kusosure?
why are you im'ing me with that garbage? I already saw it two days ago, e-tard.
I know what "kuso" is but not "sure" hopefully someone can help me.
I'm liing in a fantasy world, and its fucking awesome!
I don't really care for your smalltalk, but it's fine.
those deviled eggs were pretty bad
what's "kuso"?
>>75 "kuso" is basically the same thing as "unko" only more so.
MANKO is desired positively.
madotsuki's porch
FAKKU
Fuck, I left the oven on. Oh well... I'm a hundred miles away from it by now.
My ear itches. Where's that q-tip?
what does the q stand for anyway?
Batter empty
im at work and need to crap.
how do i ge
What a stupid idea for a thread.
HOLY SHIT
FUCK
I forgot what I was going to post
FUCK YEAH HITOMI NABATAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GOOD WOLF MUSIC
I hate birds.
Unless they're battered and fried.
I'm never going to get a job to 75.
hahaha he called the shit 'poop'
My tooth hurts....
must... eat... candybar...
hurts so fucking much
Okay, Merzbow IS music, but is it worth listening to?
BRAINS
If everyone where I live was my friend, I would have 3 friends ;_;
Which is more than any of you will ever have ( ˃ ヮ˂)
living on video
what I like best is the way the bass clarinet keeps rumbling in and out of the groove, like a thunderstorm on the horizon
Once my left nut is no longer itchy, my right nut becomes insanely itchy. WTF?
I had mixed feelings about that ending.
"anal prophecy" would be an awesome band name
whats going on
I'm thinking way too much to be posting in this thread.
WE ARE THE DEAD
Damn, I can't suspend my head on my arm, because my lips will touch that wound of my hand and it might cause zits to apperr...
fuck, I'm stupid.
disgusting fart sound blimp
I tried to masturbate, but as soon as I got my hand around my dick, I had to pee and then the erection was gone.
I hate Becker's labelling theory SO much.
Marxism!
I need more dandruff-free shampoo.
Eww.
sex,sex and sex!!!!! God...I need it right now!
Fannie Mae has a huge fanny
hahaha christ
this headset is ruining my hair.
Have the balls to drop her first, because she already lacks respect for you because you're generally a wimp.
i guess i can wait another half hour before heading to campus, the bookstore's probably not too crowded
sage
WU-TANG CLAN AINT NUTIN TO FUCK WIT
FUCK 50 CENT
Damn it, now all I can think about is WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTIN TA FUCK WIT.
What I should really be thinking about is the rewording of rhetorical questions.
Also, John Cale = surprising way into a girls heart / pants, y/n?
Ass, titties, ass and titties
ass ass titties titties ass and titties
i think people on /x/ are looking for that one "tie the world together" convenient secret. you know, like in a video game, you usually end up discovering that the whole world is a lie because of this or that - or maybe you are fighting "the mist" or blabidy blah.
unfortunately, i think real life is boringly more complicated - no one quick reason for anything.
I am bored
Wacht maar ik zal je tranteren op een waterbanaan!
NICE WALL
fuck.
STOP. Hey, what's that sound - everybody look what's goin' round.
Sittin in the classroom thinking its a drag
Listenin to the teacher rap just ain't my bag
By the two bells ring, you know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number 2
Smokin in the boy's room
I tell you I was
Smokin in the boy's room
Teacher, I am fully aware of the rules,
everybody knows that smokin ain't allowed in school!
i am so goddamn clever
He's so annoying and intolerable but I love him.
I rove all racist Asians! Even Zapanese! As long as they like Corea kekekekekek
I'll give you rim all right
by the way
I got me some BATHIIIIIIN AAAAAPES
Soulja boy's all the rage amiright
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way
(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]
Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.
that soulja boy song is my fav
why do i school
why don't I school
why so serious?
why not so serious?
im not the man they think i am at home
I am doomed...I wanna kill myself. I just can't take it anymore......
whydo my nuts hurt
I have to shit, and it feels like it will be at least 3 courics.
I wanna make my parents angry XD
I should sleep.
FOE!
Putain la flemme pas envie d'y aller...
This shit will never work.
I'm in the library, and I think one of the staff keeps trying to take control of my cursor and close my browser.
This is what I get for browsing DQN in the library.
Fingers stink fo some kind of cheese, father should wash his hands before using computer
The red hot chili peppers video with the guys surfing and doing their thing while the whole city is getting destroyed. I always wondered if that was a real video game. What am I doing with them? I don't like either but for some reason...
Fucking ouch my leg. When the fuck did that get there?
With my freeze ray I will STOP the world
I smell of sweat and cum, and I don't mind.
naked women
the reason i won mars bars today was because i am vip
Where'd my boner go?
Where did his boner go?
I wonder how my boner is doing.
I love putting ice in my mouth and crushing the cubes with my teeth.
I'm so tired I can't even think of what to post in time travel thread.
I wanna eat something....
I want some good porn that'll keep my attention for more than just a few seconds.
Diet Pepsi tastes MUCH better than Diet Coke.
This coffee is bitter
oh that soma cruz, always whacking those creatures of darkness
This flavor of Vitamin Water is disappointing.
where's my fucking teacher??!!
I need to pee. Like now. My sister needs to get the fuck out of the bathroom.
Why did I buy Lays Stax just because they were on sale. 50% off shit is still shit.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
...
It's 9:01 am.
It's 9:01 am.
now its 9:02. shit.
I'm thinking of going to sleep.
I hate getting in arguments with idiots, now I'm so angry that I can't read anything or write the emails I have to write, or even play video games. Another wasted hour looms on the horizon.
aaaaaaaaaaaa
wait, I should practice
aha wait
where did I put it
printscreen?
no..my card
That's ridiculous.
I have a killer fart brewing in my intestines, but it doesn't want to come out.
Well, there it went. I need to light a match.
I just had an explosive shit, all because of that fart that got my bowels moving.
Oh God I'm really glad I stopped browsing that website, it's just unbearably bad now that I've decided to take a peak.
Why the fuck am I still awake at 4:15 in the morning?
BRAINS
No, fuck YOU AND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
KILL WHITEY
WHY AM I SO LONG-HAIRED?
>>199 can't tell the difference between grammar and spelling. Wait, this isn't an insult thread....
>>199 can't tell the difference between grammar and spelling. Wait, this isn't an insult thread....
Why do my feet have so many mosquito bites on them?
GODDAMNIT CHUCK BERRY IS DEAD AND THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO TO STOP IT
ugh, I'm getting tired of cooking
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE
IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.
4 Corner TIME, CUBES EARTH.
If a God existed, he would be EVIL
to DENY 4 Opposite Corner Days.
NOTE: Paired Opposite Arrows on
drawing exists only as Opposites -
cancelling to nothing as One/Entity.
Composed of Opposites, Earth has
Zero Existence, as One is Nothing.
The Joke Is On You ONEists,
I have SuperNatural Wisdom.
NO God mentality can Know my 4 Day Cube.
No Bible Word equals my TimeCubed Earth.
How Stupid - Pay to worship Queer as a God.
Mom and Dad created you as a Trinity, the
Mirror of opposite brain meld into "We" Ego.
Your body is of their Creation, honor "We".
I sure do like mittens.
It comfort me to know that even if I lose mine, I could always get new ones with the Emergency Mittens button.
I can't wait to jump in bed and go to sleep.
ICE IS COLD
Work sucks. Why do I even bother making the jewgolds anyway? It's not like I don't have enough money already.
This is how I roll, I'm cool.
You bitch, did you just fucking step on my USB cable?
yasra dius manaf yasra dius manaf
na au an Diasee an Diasee eterne
Ahahahahaha
I took a shower 5 minutes ago, and my balls still smell very bad.
Ugh, my penis is stuck in between my legs. I need to adjust it.
I'm trying to think about what I am thinking about.
words go into text
So, when does the LHC start colliding hardons?
Oh god I want to rape Teana as well. Wait, >>223さん said Tenma.
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Now that my balls don't itch, the unscratchable part of my back does. WTF?
FFTA2 is way too easy.
The Dashboard show is this weekend and I can't even fit into my little sister's jeans any more.
They DO sell tight pants under the mens labeling too, you know.
I should call my boyfriend.
Man...I really need a girl to hug.....
ゆっくりしていってね!!!
i would like to put my penis inside a womens vagina.
hoping it would be consensual, but if not, that is okay too.
Oh shit I can't believe I came to post on DQN just because I saw a picture of a panda.
I should mention that, when I had Jenna, it changed my
body slightly. Birthing does that to a woman. Ever
since that day, and I have no idea why, I have been a
squirter. When I cum, I cum like a man. Not like you
might see in a second-rate porn where the lady shoots
out a few thin spurts. It’s more like a Peter North
video. It’s beautiful, really.
wiki-wiki-wow-wow
Thirty push-ups hurt if you're fat
Chris Crocker - WTF?
I'm not even hungry and I want to eat curry!
Sanskrit is weird.
luspete
I smell like shit. Time for the monthly laundry run.
I FUCKING typed the capcha WRONG. I'm so angry, I'm going to break some shit. FUCK.
Maybe I'll finish watching that movie.
my belly is in pain because I drank 1.25 liters of sparkling water in 3 minutes, and I haven't been able to burp.
watashi wa kira dess
gikopoi sure is getting lonely these days
why is my captcha “daw”?
I ate pizza for breakfast and lunch yesteday and took a huge dump this morning.
My poop smelled like oregano.
This entire verification thing is annoying.
why is it 3am
Fucking script.
I dunno if she was lying or not but either way I ended up paying for her to get a room.
Why I just cant post!!!!!????
I wanted to post something, but it would be more appropriate on iichan. So I won't post anything.
FUCK EVERYONE
COOL FREE RINGTONES
I wonder why I stopped eating M&Ms. The bag I just ate tasted delicious.
I wasn't able to write down a single thought before more entered my mind. :(
i wonder people are referring to me or not when they say some harsh words here...
poop
help
plah
ladies is pimps too
mac sucks
Damn, this must have been the fourth time this week where a nightmare woke me up.
I just watched Speed Racer and then watched Cronenberg's Crash.
I liked them both.
4chan sucks more than ever now.
What the fuck is wrong with my internet? Is this even going to work?
Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles
I think I watched every Beavis and Butthead video on Youtube.
Now what?
What a shame...
this olympic intro is full of chinese fail
Kittens are cute.
I have searched all over the 'net for the one gatchaman episode with the sewer plant in it.
cheeseburgers!
I want to know more about the workings of the human body after my dream where I started removing my organs during my lunchbreak at work and watches TV while my vital functions shut down.
Bargain Hunt was on as usual. I hate that shit.
So I was in Tokyo and jet-lagged to hell and I fell asleep at 7pm and woke up fully refreshed and ready for action at 1am, which sucked because in the Ekoda area nothing was open at that time so I went back to my weekly mansion and channel surfed until I found this movie that was obviously American or Canadian. It had this dorky black kid in it who wandered around depressed until some gaymo in a hair salon gave him some magic hair gel and when he got home and used it, he became woozy, collapsed off-screen, exploded in a puff of smoke, and when he stood up he was a tall muscular Jimi Hendrix styled guitar superhero with the fringe jacket and a huge afro and at this point I realized that they had dubbed this crap into Japanese because the guy's mom called out "Daijobu?" and he answered "GENKI DESU!" in an enthusiastic street type American black Japanese pronunciation thing that apparently surprised him enough to clap a hand over his mouth in shock. Later on he fought crime, including two supervillians who were skinny twitchy beaky-nosed women whose gimmick was based on birds and when they challenged him he fired off a righteous riff of electric justice from his guitar and knocked them both over and then cops handcuffed them and I wanted to know what the fuck movie this is so I can see it all the way through in English dammit.
When will my life change?
Will I just carry on doing this (nothing); waiitng for the change to happen until I die?
Will I always be like this?
why ghc no compile
Oh shit, fuck.
ctrl+v thread where is it
Why do I always wait until the last minute to do thing? I have about 6 hours of work to do and only have 8 hours until I need to give it to my boss.
I'm such a failure and drain on society.
As an additional cost to play, discard a card
klude
Burp
I could go for a cold drink. I think I need to take a shit, but I want to browse a couple more threads first.
java update available. Shit. Youtube poop.
My last capcha had only one letter...what a turing challenge.
FUCK YES I FINALLY GOT SHARE WORKING RIGHT WHEN C74 STARTED
God I'm so sleepy and now that it's already 8 am I won't be able to sleep because there's way too much light in here. Fuck.
nappa nappa num nom breathing water
Th-th-th-that boy needs therapy. Psychosomatic.
twelve dollars? getoutahere...
What do pregnant fatties look like?
this song is really crap
Wow, no more sugar. I can't see.
I dunno why I'm enjoying listening to the blues so much right now.
lazy
Fuck friends! There's no such thing in this world!
no such thing as poor friends - only expectations
how do I find a dating site for people with plus sized BMs?
That brain science thingie sounds nice...
S4 League was surprisingly entertaining. I'll probably download it when I get home and play it some more.
I should go to bed.
Whatever happen to ECW?
Man some porn is just plain weird...a ghost hiding in a woman's vagina? Now I've seen everything.
For real this time.
I love Baileys. It's beige and creamy.
DoKyUuUuUuUnNnNn!1!1!1!one
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Underwater Ray Romano.
Pancakes. Spore. M.U.L.E.
congo music sunlight it burns
i will break you.
I'm thirsty, but what if there's a killer in my kitchen?
I'm really tired.
I have to take a piss, but I don't want to. Perhaps I will empty my urine sack after I finish browsing DQN.
Smart move, me. Now it hurts from putting my self control to the limit. I guess I'm finished with DQN now, so it's off to the toilet. Ohgod what the fuck I can't hold it anymore why did I even do this lol my capcha was tearness
These cornflakes are delicious.
store-bought wontons have a horrible after-taste
mmm Doritos.
motto takamete hatenaku kokoro no oku made
anata dakega tsukaeru tekuniku de
tokashitsukushite
honnou uzumaku sanakani ochiteku tokimeki
anata dakega tsukaeru tekunikude
tokashitsukushite
honnou uzumaku sanakani ochiteku tokimeki
anata dakega tsukaeru tekunikude
tokashitsukushite
honnou uzumaku sanakani ochiteku tokimeki
anata dakega tsukaeru tekunikude
tokashitsukushite
honnou uzumaku sanak ni ochiteku tokimeki
anata dakega tsukaeru tekunikude
tokashitsukushite
honnou uzumaku sanakani ochiteku tokimeki
anata dakega tsukaeru tekunikude
tokashitsukushite
honnou uzumaku sanakani ochiteku tokimeki
anata dakega tsukaeru tekunikude
tokashitsukushite
OH GOD SHE'S STILL NOT FUCKING DONE YET.
I need to masturbate but the download is stuck at 90%. I guess ASCII is fine too.
um um shit
I'm not listening to a word, just keep agreeing
I'm so alone. I'm so fucking alone. I want to go back to having a girlfriend so that I can drug myself with dopamine and pretend that I don't know as much as I really do.
I shouldn't forget bringing my DS with me.
holy crap this orange juice is delicious.
I'm also drinking delicious orange juice, how odd!
But more importantly, my friend going out with this girl I like is making me quite the mean spirited person.
Hm...ED is back hm.....
My tooth hurts ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Just because I'm a furry...
dongs
God damn, Kate, I hate you so much, so fucking much, you fucked me over so many times... I wonder how much does a hitman cost... so angry must bite blanket...
Oh. I spilled some grape juice on my lap.
My stupid dog decided he didn't wanna pee outside so chances are he'll pee in my room while I'm sleeping tonight.
god damn i can't stand listening to sarah palin talk. i thought hillary was bad, but this...
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../∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ | Tanas∵∴∵n∴∵∴
\| \_/ /
\____/
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== Marty's ==
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Work tomorrow must sleep after the Mingus album downloads.
Communication Breakdance
I abandoned Nihongo for Suomean, because of her. I hope she still wants to see me T.T
That thing is a Panda
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Oh man, I had to take a pee, but it was so cold outside I couldn't do it. I should use this time machine and pee in my owner's room.
I see your fuck fuck rape rape, >>371, and raise you a FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING
Wikichan was a website set up by users of 4chan to save much of the content they had created. After crashing multiple times over a period of eight or nine months, Wikichan shut down permanently on 22 November 2007, and the sysop has disappeared without notice. The best pages have been saved here. This is a website that accepts wiki code as input, but you are not allowed to edit it, just me. :)
NOTE TO WIKICHAN USERS: Congratulations! Now you have a place to link your friends to that won't get vandalized or go down randomly. I recommend linking here for the Nurse-kun story as I have provided additional comments to it.
NOTE TO WIKICHAN OWNER: Get fucked.
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bōshi bōshi bōshi bōshi bōshi bōshi bōshi bōshi
>>1 is Winston Churchill
/∵∴∵∴\
../∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ | WE LIVE TO FIGHT THE HAND OF DOOM
\| \_/ / WE GOT THE PRIDE TO STRIKE A FOOL
\____/ VAIN GLORY BE MY WICKED GUIDE
murrrr
Topology... CLANNAD hentai... Topology... CLANNAD hentai... Topology topology topology toplogy CLANNADTOPOLOGYTOPOLOGYTOPOLOGYTOPOLOGYTOPLOGYWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
During a portion of math class in which the instructor constantly used the variable w , I heard this guy sitting not far from me murmur to himself, it carries out and is w
.
>>379
Speaking as the guy who coined that phrase, that makes me happy in my special place.
>>381 it's over there next to the ice cream scoop, and don't call me Shii.
Sarah has great ass, doesn't she?
These people need to leave so I can play some Monster Hunter.
Mittens are drag'n'droppable
My teeth are so icky i wish i had some a toothbrush
Mmmm Eirin's breasts.
AND HERE'S TO JIM CONNOLLY WHO GAVE ONE HURRAH
AND FACED THE MACHINE-GUNS FOR ERIN GO BRAGH
Syntaxily I behave as though my thoughts are pouring out, when in fact they are. I like headphones.
I can't recognize and put words to my thoughts fast enough i've already thought this out too muchAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ASCII doesn't work on this PC it all looks like mahjong pieces to me.
E = mc^squaredpants
That's uncomfortable.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aa a a a a aaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
Every OS needs an emergency mittens key command.
I should go to sleep now but I can't.
Man, tangerines are fucking delicious
Another "Let's get to 1000 with sage" thread? Geez...
I don't think therefore I am not
beer.
I AM A PAEDOPHILE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Was that a straw wrapper?
my head hurts. It feels like there is an evil cube expanding inside my brain and eyes.
Will Arnet killed by sex machine.
/ ■\
ヘ◎∀◎)Much waste of material make so-o-o-o happy! Thank you
I read that genocide by boomerangs thread and got confused. If people get wiped out, does that mean boomerangs throw themselves?
>>407
It is the true nature of boomerangs to eternally wander in circular paths. We humans have restricted their behavior by exhibiting them as novelties, raping their unique culture, and, obviously, throwing them from predetermined initial positions. It is inevitable that the boomerangs will creative a collective cyclone, annihilating every human.
さんま面白ぇー
How many people can't post in this thread because they are tanasinn?
Oh, wait... If I start a thread called [don't think]discuss what you feel[and you will be tanasinn] would that reveal the number of tanasinn?
( ゚ ヮ゚) I had mittens made of tanasinn!
( ゚ -゚) I left them in the sunlight and they dissolved into little piles of dust.
Damn, man... all I did was say that I thought Obama was a naive, inexperienced socialist tool, and you'd think I'd pissed on Jesus or something the way they reacted to that.
This guy needs to hurry up and find a way to pay; I'm getting tired of staring at him dig through his wallet.
I wonder if any of my friends come on here... I mean, I know you do.
It's going to be WINTER soon, maybe somebody should bring back the forum that was becauseitswinter.com
Winter reminds me of Kanon and mittens.
what a sweet melody~
The first three threads have post counts: 947, 479, and 94. This is an exciting example of natural combinatorics!!!!
It's tiring being one of the six posters on 4-ch.
It's tiring being the other five posters on 4-ch
Thanks to the Ctrl+V thread, I learned a lot more than I would have liked about my parents' marriage. A lot more.
I don't think fucking a zombie counts as necrophilia.
moskau moskau da-dadada-da da da
lolks.ru is boring
You need me a lot more than I need you, you should probably keep that in mind
why why somebody save me quatoll
I wish you'd stop being a stupid bitch for a minute.
I want some yogurt.
why is the bedroom off limits
I was thinking
I wish I lived in a city such as Gondolin, hidden deep within the mountains of northern Beleriand, virtually off-limits to the wrath of Morgoth, and perpetually prosperous by virtue of its self-subsistent environment.sigh
I will BREEAAAKKK!
Fuck why did I do that god it's right in the middle shit there's the cream everywhere seriously oh god fuck I am already dead.
i'm tired also hello
i should be doing homework...
Turn off the fucking TV you idiots I want some peace and quiet while I'm reading so I can use my imagination instead of having it fed to me.
I guess /z/'s doing a DQN theme but they're missing emergency mittens.
Death to the military-industrial complex!
ズサ━━━━⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒`つ≡≡≡━━━━!!
Green Tambourine
They're missing a terrori/z/e link, toù+ào nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn b
(fucking cat having a walk on my keyboard)
Halloween was not so great this year.
Nobody came by my house so I get to keep all the peanut butter cups!
Nobody came by my house so I get to keep all the... uh, poison butter cups.
No one came to my house, so my playing of TF2 and drinking wasn't interrupted :3
it is so cold
sex, i want
ungun
さぁ 何が欲しいの? 何を求めるの?
Acer computers suck. What a bunch of Aceholes for making such crappy computers.
dqn dqn lol
Under the moon loli to issho
Last night I exited a thread that was moving at its full speed. I thought I would be smashed.
OBAMA
I just realized I never draw anything but young boys. Maybe all the young girls I thought I drew weren't girls at all.
holy shit my interneet actually works for once
i think i will go watch torabora
seriously, pancake and sausage on a fucking stick
sex, i want it, with her
Tadatadadadatadadadatadadadada...Hell March 1 from C&C:RA3 OST!..captcha cegotion... recognition... negotiation...Wtf?
>>463 i want it, with him, but he's upstairs playing magic the gathering with his friend, i hate nerds.
It's good to see some diversity on DQN. I support your homosexual orientation, >>465, and welcome you with open arms.
Yes! King Gainer is torrent finished!
...
It's subbed in Italian.
>>467
i don't see a problem if you payme enough ;)
I'm supposed to be working.
As a troll, SlimVirgin of Wikipedia is my new target!
Aha, my captcha was funny
I didn't buy coffee to wake up. I bought it as a mood improver to deal with the agony of arguing with my cell phone provider.
Roll ups, chiptunes and MST3K = My Weeknights.
First cigarette in 30 hours, it feels so good.
hurrrrr
Why the hell did I ever consider buying princess debut? I never really wanted to be a princess.
The title "Princess Debut" promises much more than it actually delivers.
what the hell is princess debut?
I really want to put it in a princess's butt, but I guess I might have to settle for a prince with very girly features.
Please, please, please sister Socrates, you always answer with a question show some kindness to a petty thief
( ゚ ヮ゚) ALCOHOL!
Putting up with family, 'friends', living in a shitty fucking village in the middle of nowhere and commuting to university some 15 miles away = pain in the neck.
And my parents want me to get a job AND have more of a social life. Ha!
You know when it's time to move out.
Bawwww less
i really have to poop
;)
I kissed a girl in a club last night, little did she know I'd been watching her all night, kissing lots of boys. So I took her firmly by the shoulders, spun her round, pushed her away then made a rude gesture with my hand. Then I winked at my friend.
stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it
SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA
Hahaha this thread is pretty funny.
Also I just masturbated twice and my hands are sticky. Hopefully other people in the house are asleep by now, since I'm going to take the semen-stained papertowels to the bathroom without anyone noticing. Maybe I should stop typing. Okay I'll stop typing.
Mittens!
Are you high? That's the sort of thing I write when I am high.
I don't smoke drugs, I smoke fools like >>496 on the b-ball court.
I'm so worried, I have lots of work to do for this week. I can't let anyone know though, because I'm famous for my easy-going attitude.
I have 10 life sketches to do, and a Flash-based Touhou ripoff with accompanying sketchbook, then a Japanese exam on Monday. Please wish me luck (つд⊂)
hey, what happened to the new picture on DQN? it was some girl...
urmom
If I'm going to be wasting my parent's money, I might as well enjoy myself while I do so.
ow this zit hurts
I hope whoever marks my coursework understands what I meant artistically when I burnt my sketchbook
Art snobs like to declare what is and isn't artistic. I would say "Fuck them right up their asses" but I think they would enjoy that too much.
I know I would.
Art is what you get away with.
A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.
☼¿☼
\___/ PARRRP
We could use a song thread.
You don't have to say please.
These bits that don't rhyme
It's a metaphor for us
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
The History Channel greatly exagerates the current financial crisis by calling it the beggining of the next Great Depression.
Tomorrow I need to do a bit of katakana revision, then read through all the culture printouts we got, and then some listening practice with the free cd in my textbook.
I'm not worried about failing, I just want to do well.
Sensei told us that last year there was a question in the exam that she hadn't taught, so even if they didn't answer she gave them a mark. Then for the listening part where we have to listen to the tape and write down the words in kana, she said she'd give us half a mark if we even write half a word in romaji.
So I'm not worried.
i went to a korean supermarket today; they have 20 different kinds of salt
I can't believe I have to pay for sex on my birthday.
If there are 20 kinds of salt, does that mean 20 different ways to kill slugs?
b b _**_hayllo_**_
I'm not interested in posting in this thread and I don't want to. But I will, because I had the sudden urge.
I think Patchi's really pretty, I think I would go out with her
I may be going to jail. Or maybe I got off scot-free. But if I'm going to jail, I need to make arrangements and kill myself first.
I've heard English people say "Oh, you shouldn't use the term scot-free in case you offend Scottish people"
Well, it can hardly be worse than wearing a kilt in cold weather.
Me and my chums are going out on Hogmanay with our kilts on. It might be chilly on my willy but I will dance the cold away
I hope this rift forming between DQN and SAoVQ is just a temporary thing.
>>531
Considering that we're the same three people posting over and over, I'd hope so, too.
I really wish I could like Bleach like everyone else, I really do, but whenever I try to watch an episode or read a bit of the manga I have to stop midway through, go outside, and beat my dog.
( ˃ ヮ˂) BUMP WHILE DRUNK LOL
>>538 HELL YES NIGGA.
ALSO VERICODE = TONGING , WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM
>>540
( ˃ ヮ˂) ME TOO MAN, I'M GLAD SHE GOT HER TONGUE PIERCED LIKE I ASKED HER TO!
Ah.... I wonder if I should bring this thread back to the front page with all of my zany thinking. My captcha's "げ." Sweet, I love those that I barely have to type. Just two keystrokes. For the letters, at least. ... Yes, just two letters for a captcha. Two. The two letters that make my day easier. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. It doesn't even sound like a goddamn word anymore, and yet I keep saying it. Two. Two. Two. Wow. Two. My post was executed with much ease with such a short captcha. Remember when DQN didn't have captchas? We just took that shit for granted. Two. But with captchas that can be nearly twice or three times as large as- Two. Two. Two. Two. It's the annoyance we just stand before making our posts. It's a bit of a nuisance, but it's always a pleasure posting here. Two. Just two letters is the cost of posting here. I'm paying two letters to submit this post. Two. Only two. Usually it'd be more, like a six- or maybe seven-letter captcha. But this is only two. Two.
Two.
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Two can even be typed as one character, 2. Yet it has three letters. 3. Two has three letters, but can be typed as one number. One number. Just one. Or three. Three. It's the keystrokes like this I'd love to save daily. If this wasn't such a long post, such a short captcha would have been to my advantage, as two letters would have been a larger percentage of my post, as apposed to such a small, graudally decreasing percentage that would go along with such a post like this. Why do I even type the captchas first? Is it just because I want to get it over with? What if I decide not to submit the post? Typing those 6 letters would have been very well near pointless. But in this case it's two. Only two. Just two. A mere two. A minor two. Just two keystrokes. Two. I type over 120wpm, even maxing out at 160wpm at times, depending on the test. Two. You see, each wpm measuring test is done in a different way, so no matter how good, or bad you are, you'll get a different measurement of wpm for each different test. Two. So in this case, it's only meaningful to compare and/or contrast your measurement to other's. It's all relative. Two. But, you see, with my typing speed, it would be apparent that I can type over two letters in one second. It's less than a second. A fraction of it. Two. It wouldn't be such a nuisance to me now, would it? I mean, it's only a second of my life. The average lifespan of a human male is about ~80 years. Two. So realisticly, let's just use 76. 76 years. One second out of that would be spent typing the captcha. There's a lot of other things that are going on in my life in comparison to typing two letters. Most things take minutes, hours, days, weeks. But this takes a second. And so I slice a part of my life to type out this second time...
ge
>>542 "wpm" stands for words per minute. So you're saying you can type two words a second, not letters. 2 letters per second isn't that fast really.
A+ post though. Would read again.
that guy wrote a lot i wish i could write a lot i cant though
I'm a bad perosn for laughing at traffic jams.
>>545
I think I'm worse for laughing at the thought of you laughing maniacally at traffic jams.
>But, you see, with my typing speed, it would be apparent that I can type over two letters in one second. It's less than a second. A fraction of it.
I think this implies that he can type way over 2 letters in one second.
>>546
I laughed at Beady Eyes trolling a Caylee Anthony memorial group on facebook. Am I bad?
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=31664646313
Note the admin too.
It's not me by the way, though do lurk in that group because I had heard of the trolls. There used to be a guy posting as W.T. Snacks, and I posted a link to the image of him fucking a whale.
( ・-・) A 3 year old girl murdered by her mother, then not reported missing for a month. The group is filled with people who wouldn't have otherwise known about this dead little girl if it weren't plastered all over "Nancy Grace"'s show (whoever she is). They all seem to just say things along the lines of "RIP CAYLEE U R IN GOD'S ARMS NOW". Now they make lots of SERIOUS THREATS to obvious trolls.
I didn't know either till one of the other trolls sent me the link.
We've started to stir it up now since they're catching on who the trolls are. Why not take a peek?
this place weird, you all weird!
I wonder if cats taste good (while I'm stroking my cat)
oh man that was the greasiest goddamn hamburger i ever ate
Ladge...where have I heard that word before. I'm just now realizing that captchas actually make me think deeply about what the pseudo-randomly generated characters mean to me.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Keith Ladger!
( ゚ ヮ゚) My captcha is "leather". Kinky!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I really like mittens face.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I want to fuck Mittens!
( ・-・) ... thats just not right.
We always have such big ambitions we'll never get around to doing...
The Art of Halo 3 book was kind of disappointing, actually.
I'm really disappointed in Sankaku Complex. I thought it would be more like old /b/ where everyone fapped in peace and harmony to everything, regardless of of whether you were strait, gay, pedo, furry, whatever. But looking at the forums the majority of people are crying about how traps are disgusting and basically just a bunch of "I'm a BIG HULKING MALE so I don't like ANYTHING with a PENIS, UGHHHHHH." bullshit.
At least the articles and galleries themselfs are still pretty good.
How the fuck do I use the chain rule?
what's the chain rule?
What use does Remilia Scarlet have for the chain rule?
The song from Parasol stars.
Time flies when you're browsing pixiv.
My butt is itchy.
What would happen if all the food anime charecters ate actually made them fatter?
I thought people had shut up about the LHC causing a black hole. Seriously. I thought they had all realized how stupid they were being.
My butt would have probably been itchy if I didn't already scratch it a few minutes ago.
I need to sleep
i need to quit dirnking
My fingers smell funny.
The entire universe is the smell of burnt almonds.
I must wait awhile for refreshing the captcha.
Mountain Dew changed the written form of its name to "Mtn Dew". I think this is a temporary step in the process of renaming it to MITTEN DEW.
( ˃ ◡˂) my girlfriend just said i love you too, and i owe it all to you guys
clocks are probably pretty easy to make i guess
i like dub music
Mine's is DOG
I need to get back to drawing
how do i blankpost? damnit
THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER
so tired
jay-z does hardcore techno? what has science done! ( ˃ -˂)
This will be the third thread I've mentioned my condom in. It was supposed to be chocolate flavour but my bed stinks of rubber now. Like stronger than usual.
Yes I used it on a girl >>601 and my penis swelled up, not just in the good way.
I put a coin in a condom machine in a toilet in a bar and it gave me a chocolate one and a champagne one. I haven't tried the champagne one yet but I bet it wasn't made in the Champagne region of France, so they are most likely wrong to be using the word champagne. They should say sparkling wine flavour condom.
I didn't even know a vagina had tastebuds till my mother told me.
I do not want to have sex with Pandas also it is 4:40 am also I am alone on a laptop at some friend's flat and I am the only person not sleeping or fucking or sleep-fucking why me?
I'd like to see proof of 5 users, if even that.
DQN has more than 5 users.
I just showed up yesterday, so I make 6.
nyoro~n =3
I'll only reveal this once.
All of the posts on this entire site are being made by one person.
Alright, back to what we were doing.
I only lurk here, usually.
You six need to liven the place up a bit, maybe get some new mittens.
>>603
We'll let you know, but only if you're really interested
I wish I had something witty to say
braaaaaaaains
My kind, sweet, almost 60-year-old uncle just sent me an email telling me he just got through committing an act of violence against another person.
Why is the only response I can think of is "pics or it didn't happen"?
In hindsight I guess it's a good thing he feels so close to me that he would share something like that with me.
...
Uncle, noooooooooo. How could you do something like that? ;-;
cap-chan
ffcffffffffghgfraf,jssx.
It's just three letters, I-T-T YEN.
you need to use sessiuns
Enduser is, at heart, what's left, we sadly know
I should really finish my Megaman II savestate.
Tod zu den maschinen. Black sheep are still sheep. Law and order are unrelated. Therefore, I am.
>>630
That's probably the most depressing post I've ever read.
>>632 Actually, it is probably the last truly DQN post you'll ever read.
>>635
If I want to read more, does that make them no longer truly DQN?
I'm not gonna start a rant about how my captcha is と
tanasinn, t..a..n. or don't think, feel
( ´_ゝ`) My thoughts are too meh to announce publicly.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ My thoughts are too important to announce publicly.
( ゚ ヮ゚) A-WITH-A-TEETH-A
the game. i know this makes me sound like a butt from the butthole of the internet, but i really lost it.
The Game was never funny online...
I wonder what it'd be like if my arm was a giant sausage. Like, a really big sausage. Not as big as you may think, but just...really...really...big. Very big. Huge.
If I were manly enough that I could withstand the resultant pain, I'd cut my dick off.
How would a dickless man pee?
Does the guy in "what" scream "fuck you" ? Is there a reason for asking questions here? Is there a reason to live? What am I doing now? Do i even have money left? I should turn off the computer.
my captcha is skazz which is a combination of ska and jazz
It's been done.
I still hate my job.
I~
Met you~
Before the fall of Rome~
unknown chan which i cannot name here is no longer what it once was. a pity. i blame 4chons and all the other big *chans. shame on them. if this were no "post your thoughts ASAP"-thread i would not even talk about such tragical matters here. this place is almost pure. as if american internet culture never set foot here.
Well, ain't it great then that text isn't popular in the west?
I think I could make a fortune by inventing a soap that is impossible to drop while in prison.
pssst...soap on a rope.
I used to be a sweet boy, holding so tightly to daddy's hand... but that was all a long time ago. A blazer and a tie, and a big bright healthy smile, used to make all my troubles and trials worth it.
But something went wrong. I'm not to blame though.
oh ogd I have to sleep otherwise very bad things will happen.
I'm pretty worthless
adsasdadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
my god godflesh is so fucking awesome. and awesome is an overused word.
essen mir!
i totally forgot that i just had the 666th post while downloading doom 3.
crabcakes and finnegan butter churn cookie crumble pass gas gofer multiply echo echo charlie delta negative fun movie speed nuzzle nogin mean see alfie door in a buffalo wing
Chilling out to Aphex Twin, doodoodoodooodooodoodoodoo Girl/Boy Song! I love this song! pluck pluck pluck, pluck pluck pluck, pluck pluck pluck...
( ゚ -゚) It has come to my attention that most of the posts in this board revolve around some witty pseudointellectual comment or extreme dadaism.
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS
daisy, daisy, give me your answer do
kore.
...sore!
ATARASHI
hate hate hate hate hatena nobi nobi nobi nonbiri to
fnweAiofjaegoawjojgaweo[gj gbjiiiiiiiiieu9paeip I NEED SLEEP NOT MORE WORK
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
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I...Feel...H..A..P..P..Y...
Holy fuck the Valkyrie's here today ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃
Someone just went through my MAGICAL PORTAL to SAoVQ.
Today I tried out almost-drowning myself. I put my face fully into a sink full of water and took a sharp inward breath underwater, and immediately puked it into the toilet
cubition is my captcha.
I now have ambition for cube-related affairs, I guess.
I still need to find a place to download sharpnel. All my efforts of blogsearching it are futile, since they only lead to 1-click hosters that suck balls. Like letitbit or uploaded.to, for example. If this were not a [Contentless] thread, i'd not even talk about such embarassing facts.
What am I doing here when UCAS needs to be finished yesterday?
>>681 Is it Otaku Overclocks you are looking for? I could upload it somewhere if you want
fusianasan proves it: My internet connection is castrated and nobody ever told me. THIS is why rapeshare does not work. And IRC. And torrents. Fuck it.
>>683-san, you are right. It IS otaku overclocks. could you maybe upload it to mediafire or megaupload? I already stated before that most filehosters do not work, and torrents are painfully slow. I would be more than grateful, and also stop discussing content in this thread.
>>688 wait, do you mind if it's in AAC? I'll megaupload it or i can post the files individually on 420chan's /m/ board
Is there a kanji symbol for the word "retro"?
>>690
Are you the one who transcodes everything to AAC for no damn reason?
>>695
You just like to bug the tar out of everyone else, don't you?
i have 400gb of hentai and soon i will rule the world
>>696 No, I don't like how I do so many /r/s but I still disappoint because of my formatting
I just like consistency, coupled with trying to cut quality to save space on my iPod
Man, I'm tired.
700GET!
I'm like my father I ruin all my relationships
fusianasan, UWAAAAAAAA
I smoulder with generic rage.
I wanna hang out with all my high school friends again in the school common room like old times ;_;
Why hate liz?
Sex is alright, but it's nowhere near as good as the real thing
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
tegition
I am growing to enjoy little brown girls more and more each day.
AH FUCK MY LEGS HURT!
I can't believe I spent the whole day wearing my girlfriend's panties and only noticed it now.
my neck feels like it moves itself.
>>712 Damn it now you set off a chain reaction and you getting hard has made me hard fuuucck
PIG DISGUSTING
my eyes are sore. why do my eyes get sore when i wake up
>>718 Ey ese,,, snort I fucked yo mama last night, eh? snrkk That pussy's nice, ah? P-P-P-P-P-PUTA MADRE
"GUI" makes me think of gummy bears in a sweltering hot car in DC traffic on an August day, most likely the 5th.
Cool string effects.
So. I just cut off a chunk of my ear and cut my wrist a few times, then painted a picture of some hills and fields with all the spraying blood.
bababababababababa
I missed class again this morning
doo doodoo doo doo
Butt
Fuck it.
Eye tee tea.
I've been wearing the same clothes since Monday and I've stayed at a steady level of drunkenness since then, while I do my coursework. Also, I've woke up on the floor every morning.
I'm at work doing nothing even though I should be writing code. I decided long ago that I hate computers and was going to find something enjoyable to do with my life, but ended up getting a job as a programmer anyway. It wasn't until I realized that my dream was simply to have a dream... and then it was immediately obvious the only way to enjoy this pitiful existence was to embrace my constant companion, alcohol.
I'm with a slut right now and they are getting drunk
I wish my family would top arguing. Life is stressful, but there is no need for this.
I WISH NOSEPASS WOULD STOP USING HARDEN
Man, I'm fucked right now
man, i am fucked right now
Ah, come on fuck a guy.
Ah fuck, come on a guy.
This has been the absolute worst week of my life.
OH NOES
I should have played through REmake this weekend instead of Wind Waker.
heh man, stop saying things that are not true.
i just did not want to make it look like a doublepost yet again.
Hey onii-chan take a shower with me.
I wish I had an imouto to shower with.
My bladder is filling up slowly with urine. Maybe I shall relieve myself. Maybe I shall experience the warm, spreading sensation if i do not decide to get up and stop writing this right now.
I can't believe I chose to pee in a bottle when the bathroom is right next to my bedroom.
Is peeing in a bottle the cool thing these days?
Now I must take a crap, but I don't actually want to walk to the toilet.... What now?
ITT WE POST IN A THREAD ON A TEXT BOARD
It's just three letters, I-T-T YEN
Is it wrong to want to live on your own? No it's not wrong, but I must own... how can someone so young sing words so sad?
I'm hungry. I wonder if there's any leftover tuna avocado salad in the fridge. If not, I'll just eat another can of corn.
the thread's title is confusing
Clannad music makes me sad sometimes :(
Where do you even get a bible? Do they sell them in stores, or do you have to get them from a church or something?
Why am I asking this? I don't care.
Oh well, I already typed it, so I'll just click Reply.
I see bibles all the time in 99-cent stores...
I probably won't like the lyrics to the song >>771 is listening to.
where is my computer
ah here is UPS with it
I wish I had some space rocks. I really don't care about anything else, as long as they're rocks and they're not from earth.
i totally forgot that i just had the 777th post while downloading stairway to heaven
i SO hate the *chan that i used to love so much before.
I wonder if >>776 would settle for Pop Rocks...if they were made in Earth's orbit (still in space)
It seems facebook is cracking down on trolls. I haven't done it for ages, then within 10 minutes two of my longest-lasting accounts get banned for mocking camwhores. I don't think I care that much though.
What did I say that was wrong? I do not want her to apologize to me, I want her to crush me and fuck my ass.
how the hell am i ever going to pass this exam, when i look at chan boards all day instead of studying
i wish dinosaurs were real
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Why is everything so cold? Jesus Christ, it's so cold it's making me relate everything to Winter. My captcha is chene, and if you take off a letter, it's a character in a game about Winter. I can relate everything to Winter now...
I wonder if a caveman has ever been impatient when cooking meat and just ate it, then died from a disease that was in it. I'm hungry as all hell, and my food's not done cooking. I don't want to win a Darwin Award here, and I want to satisfy my hunger.
Why do I keep getting myself in impossible situations, I want to be in a possible situation for once.
Foxtrot by genesis.
I want to see the AVGN take on some bad sega genesis games.
I just knew someone was going to be out sick the day I'm off from work and now I have to come in. Tobotion is what it is.
>>792
Likely, but he ought to be specific. I am aware of his opinions of the console itself, along with the various crufty attachments that have been produced for it (Sega CD, 32X, etc.); however, he hasn't said much about the games themselves aside from a handful of terrible Sega CD ones. (That I'm aware of, that is.)
Personally I feel swindled, as I bought the Genesis and the Sega CD with my allowance money back in the day, and now that I have had personal experience with games other than the Sonic series (which, being first-party, clean games, were the only games ever really set up for playing in public demos) I feel that buying Sega was a dead-end move from the very start. Unfortunately, I was a gullible kid back then, and didn't know what I know now. It's a pity, really. Had I the foresight back then that I have now, I would have definitely boug-- OOH SOMETHING SHINY!
sometimes i forget my name
The other day I finally plucked up the courage to walk on front of a bus. Just my luck to find the one happy polite busdriver in this shithole, who stopped with a friendly smile and waved me on.
Oró sé do bheatha abhaile
Oró sé do bheatha abhaile
Oró sé do bheatha abhaile
Anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh
Fuck, I had a big roll of tracing paper and i can't find it
I enjoy Jeroom's comics, but I don't understand dutch.
I can now type the following without pasting it from somewhere else
のヮの
ゆっくりしていってね
H
キタ――――――(゜ヮ゜)―――!!
Now that I learned how to use a japanese ime the only thing left for me is to learn japanese..
A miko that cannot fly is not a miko.
why is this stupid thread on top?
̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉
So I was tripping on nutmeg today, and when I sobered up I found all these notes I've written
Man eating pizza; cute girl wit whiteleopard print tights and a denim skirrt reaching into a car bot - SUUUN-LIT DREEEAM; my side fell off; CRY; my hypodermic neeeedle doesn't have a neeeedle
Braaaaaaaiiiins mmmmfmfmmmmnmmmf guaahh
this would be the worst birthday ever, but i somehow like it.
i really gotta poop but i also feel like i gotta finish reading dqn first
Sword of judgment!
When does Chrono Trigger get good? Does Crono have to die first?
>>805
You'll destroy your liver that way. I'd stick with the illegal stuff.
Bea Arthur just bit the big one. Kicked the bucket. Shuffled off this mortal coil.
so easily discouraged
I will fight Bea Arthur!
I used to laugh at stories of young men who wanted their fathers to accept them.
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUFKFUCKFUFKCUFKDCUFKFUJFG
penis
i want to fap.
How I loathe all of the complicated things in life.
I'm contemplating my significance to this world. To answer this question first we must find the unit to establish a comparison method. Which brings us to the next question, "what is significant?". I'm still trying to find something that is significant nobodys POV.
Then I wonder the reason we care for others. Some might say that feelings that designate to honesty are noble, superior to greed and self-centeredness, for example, and that these people have a higher sense of justice. I wonder about that, and then I wonder about this: When these people do something "good", aren't they doing it because if they didn't, they'd be sad? For example, if I believe that one should always help those in need, and I was given the opportunity to help someone, if I ignored him, it'd haunt me psychologically; however if I helped him, I'd be in most acceptance with who I am, thus happy. I'm acting according to my own good. This is a form of self-centeredness. Why do I do this? A man is aware of the dangers of something, only if he has previously experienced them, or been told about them. All these people don't seem to share something specific in common, so we can cross the latter.
It is the former, so that means they must have experienced them in great deal, great enough to leave a permanent mark to their subconcious.The conclusion is that such people are haunted with mental scars, but they're considered by others the ideal.
>>819 I post loads of music on 420chan, it makes people i don't, and never will, know happy, there's no need for me to do it, no one asks me to. Why do i do that?
another thing i want to talk about is people's attitudes to pædophiles, but i'm too tired to type it out
> Why do i do that?
You could be doing it for any reason, that's not an argument that affects my argument. The fact that one action of yours brought happyness to another as a consequence does not necessarily mean you're one of the people I talked in my argument; we can see easily, with something resembling chaos theory, everyday actions of ours could be saving billions of lives.
As for pedophiles, they're ripping apart newly planted seeds. They're not any worse that do the same thing to an adult. I'm not going to take a stance against pedophiles, but I'm only going to observe that if our law system is not written by hypocrites, if it should punish pedophiles, it should also punish quite a lot more people who are not pedophiles - but who are committing that crime. Because is it the people that we condemn or the crime?
>>821 I wasn't trying to argue your point, I was just wondering out loud
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>>823 here. I feel really ashamed-following my perception of the spirit of the thread, I posted the thought in my head without reading any previous comment, and ended up spoiling a possibly intelligent and enriching discussion. I am truly sorry for your lots.
Thinking again...
For humanity to be saved both the individual and the community must believe that their goal is to advance humanity and to exist for the longest possible. Because to have humanity advance, humanity must exist, and to ensure something stays the longest alive, one must keep it healthy and prospering. To exist the longest means be able to forsee the most consequences and to take precautions for them, humanity must ensure that such men exist, which carry out such task. To ensure optimal results of those men existing, each and every child should receive proper education and have access to the same information resources, like all humans. Now we need to figure something else, who will be responsible for our children receiving proper education. Having access to the same information resources is easier to do than it sounds. An internet connection and nullified copyright laws should be all that is needed.
Ignoring what the individual needs to take care of what the community needs seems to be in favor of the community over individuals, however, the community can exist for as long as the individual exists. It doesn't seem possible to suggest a functioning community without functioning individuals. Therefore, if the individual suffers, the community suffers, and vice versa. Taking care of the community needs takes care of the individuals needs, we must only convince the individual that his needs are a subset of the community needs.
>>830 I don't intend on living as long as possible. I decided a long time ago that I'm ending my life myself at some point, and living as much as possible before then.
Which is why I post on obscure text boards like this.
and again
There's evidence in the sense that we have the works of many philosophers from as early as BC, and from many cultures and places so I'm saying, if these men existed, and if they helped other men with their problems I imagine that most people would acknowledge their superiority in clear thinking and question them for their personal matters and it seems to me that one of the things that would terrorize a small-minded person would be death, and what is after it So naturally, what I guess most people would question those other smart men would be exactly that question what happends after death It seems most philosophers conceived of religions that reward the individual when he's "good" which means to survive and coexist with other humans I guess philosophers thought that this would protect the smart ones from the stupid ones perhaps this worked for some time but some more evil ones learned that trick as well, and thus religion is where it is today, with all these religious wars and everything that they brought.
These are merely speculations and I'm not claiming this to be the start of any religion, but I propose it as a possibility for the origins of the idea of religion.
If a person is doing something fundamentally wrong because he, at that time, following his idea for what is right and wrong, misjudged that this is the best option, and thus was forced to do what he did, in that situation, is what he has done unjust and punishable? If it is punishable, which of us has a definite idea for what is right and what is wrong, and which always acted in accordance to this? It seems that if we punish such situations we're punishing human nature, because it is humans that posses the thought and intellect necessary to be fooled in such way. Rather than punishing our nature, it would be better to look at it and try to understand more about it. Moreover, if later he realizes that mistake, wouldn't he learn better than anyone else not to do it again? If we punish such person, we're punishing the elevation of our citizens to better ones.
Not only we're punishing our nature, being sadomazochist, we also punish those who try to escape from this mess.
they've taken MRIs of people having sex? how about that.
The legal age of consent is 12 in the Philippines. In Britain it is 16. In some parts of America it is 18. Are the people of the Philippines considered bad by other countries' standards? Sex below 16 in the UK is seen as immoral and disgusting. Are they immoral and disgusting in the Philippines because other countries' laws say so?
I really really want to masturbate. I'm trying not to for a few days, but I can't even get past day 1.
I really really want to masturbate tonight, but I'm just not horny and non of this porn is doing anything. I'm afraid I'm becoming asexual.
>>838 nothing wrong with that. Write some sensitive lyrics about your sexual confusion, become a strict vegetarian and put your hair in a quiff and you're all set!
>>838 Get some Japanese vomit porn, Brazilian fart porn, and elephant beastiality.
This is an argument against the lawful worker being a contributing member of society
The profile of the true-to-his-values man is that the sum of the money he has spent and posseses is equal to the work he has done. What may at first seem fair does not follow this principle to its roots. If one can have only as much money as he has worked for, then a man can only get money from other men. The question soon arises, who first used money? There's two ways to obtain money. One is to work for others (employment), and be paid. The other is to work for oneself, and be paid for sharing the results of the work, whether that is in sports, art, sciences, other. We can cross the latter because it seems unlikely the man who first used money paid someone who worked for himself. Instead, the man who first used money would have workers working for him, and he would've paid them to do that.
Hence, it is impossible for this "rule" to be the embodiment of fairness and justice, because deep down it's roots its rotten.
I'm wondering, is anyone reading my thoughts or should I stop posting them? I wish I had some more input.
a direct contradiction in our societies standards is that while
a woman that has sex often with guys is considered a whore,
the lifestyle of a man that has sex oftenly is desired and
appears to be a reward to something. (be rich, score chicks,
be famous, score chicks, et cetera)
This might lead someone to conclude that the man that often has
sex is also a "whore" and disrespecting himself. But how can this
act, which is our only way to survive, be condemned? If ones body
belongs to him, why is sex frowned upon? There's no need to answer
these questions if we accept that both females and males own their
body and that sex is natural. Accepting that ones body belongs to
him brings up more topics for discussion, for example, drug consumption.
WERE IS MY /lounge/????
>I'm wondering, is anyone reading my thoughts or should I stop posting them?
That's quite noble; no one else on the internet cares if people are reading their thoughts, yet they post anyway
I am reading what you are saying :) Go further with drugs
There's not much I have to say about drugs right now, but they will give birth to other thoughts. Drugs are not an enemy, as it is generally perceived or propagandized today. Drugs are not any more special than anything else consumable by humans. Everything consumed by us is affecting us. Some are positive, some are negative, some neither or some of both. Drugs are a subset of those and all of these four. It is therefore worthy to question why do we draw the line with (illegal) drugs, when they are not different than other things one may consume. To find the answer, one must take a closer look at the effects of drugs on humans. That means he'll have to learn more about drugs to learn why they're illegal. (it is not coincidental that there's much propaganda nowadays about drugs, and true information is silenced, it's exactly for that reason - to have us unaware of the true reasons drugs were banned)
We saw one benefit that more knowledge on the matter of drugs would grant us. Drugs, as it was mentioned before, also have negative effects. These drugs should be considered carefully by the individual who wishes to do them, in particular he must calculate the difference between what he gains and what he loses with this drug, and find this calculations sign. One must have knowledge of drugs to be able to do this. If he does not have such knowledge, he'll harm himself. Educating our children about the precise effects of drugs and reasons why they would want to do them or not, along with all other information that may be necessary would protect more people.
Now, legalizing drugs? It seems that in this era that we're living, somewhere between 1940 and 2009+, the drug propaganda is necessary. We're given freedom of religion, but in older times this was punishable. Likewise, drug consumption was not always illegal nor it'll remain for long. I'm not too worried about drugs being legalized as I am worried about finding out what is it that starts these phantom fashions if I may call them, nonsensical things that most of us seem to follow, and weaken it, for as long as one is under its magic, it's not possible to see clearly.
Laws should be obeyed until their purpose is understood. It is well accepted that someone should generally follow his doctors orders. But this law has the following exception: When the patient is a doctor more skilled than the doctor who is conducting the diagnosis, he may ignore the advice given and follow what's in his mind. In other words, if one can see the line between applicable situations and exceptions, he'll be able to act accordingly to exceptions and benefit from that.
Unfortunately our current laws are more like a game of semantics rather than a true law system, and their purpose is to help some and be unfair to others, much like a cat likes some and dislikes others: those who pet and feed the cat are its friends, those who ignore it are its enemies. Likewise for laws today. There's not much to be gained from studying such laws. Instead the man must first find the laws of Gods and then he must follow them unconditionally, for he'll never fully understand them, aptly for divine laws.
Girls suck. :3
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KIKKOMAN
KIKKOMAN
Anyway I tried to not masturbate for a week but after 4 days I gave in. I cam so much I almost blew a hole through my T-Shirt.
coffee and skittles don't mix
("he" refers to both genders in all my texts unless explicity mentioned otherwise)
When a man sets a goal to achieve, he'll immediatelly have to change his life accordingly to the goals requirements. In particular, he'll have to think in terms of "good" and "bad" and "in between", with the following criteria: what brings him closer to the goal is good; what increases the distance of the two is bad, and while this rule is not yet completely expressed (for example, he'll also have to consider of what must and what should be done, and be able to compare two such things and recognize each)
Goals, therefore, affect both our thinking and our life. Different goals will have different effects. A man only knows from experience, so many goals will have to be tested to find one that brings the individual to the life he wishes. If experimentation must be done until the individual finds the goals that bring him close to the life he wishes to live, therefore he should be open and able to host new ideas in his thought, or as I'd like to call them "opportunity sensors", which are exactly that: sensing an opportunity to discover something that improves your life. With false judgement, the wrong decisions will be done and one will be harming himself.
How can we be sure of our choices? The short answer is that we can never be sure about anything. We'll only know as much as we've experienced, so the best solution available seems to be to experience and examine the most ideas possible. Banning an idea is only worsening the lives of those who are affected by the law. The law does not need to be legal -- it could be social, for example, the discussion of communism in post-WWII era, or the discussion of nazism and these events in Germany. It is preferred to put something on the side instead of considering at as soon as one is aware of it. It seems that humans can forget easier an idea from its conclusion. This shows from the fact that we're (under usual conditions) able to recall the conclusion we had about an idea ,but not the idea itself, unless we're told about it. Moreover, we may remember a conclusion but not the idea it was derived from. Seeking ideas improve us in these ways: If we encounter an idea from which we've previously concluded something but we forgot the idea, it benefits us, because we'll be able to re-examine the idea, and dismiss the conclusion, or even replace it,or find more reasons to agree to that conclusion. As kids, with much fragile judgement, we have made many nonsensical conclusions, for which the idea we've forgotten. For example, if a child is told by people he trusts, for example its parents, that he's mature enough to be responsible and survive on his own, that person may conclude, that since he's mature, his thoughts are mature and correct too. He'll be stuck with conclusions made then, without doubting them, unless he's lucky enough to have something trigger the idea-seeking mechanism. (continuing)
(cont.)
Ever heard of the so-called "Real Life" that awaits you once you're an adult? Ever noticed we're allowed to vote once we're at that age? How little time we have for ourselves when we're busy doing boring things that don't allow our minds to contemplate freely?
A reader may doubt me and say what is my basis for saying that ones mind blocks thoughts once its told that he's mature enough. Well, I'll answer this, but first I must say that this was just an example, and the general case is to be deceived to believe. In my example, the child was deceived to believe that he's mature, and then, from that starting point, he arrived to false conclusions, much like the wrong path will lead you to a dead-end in a maze.
I want to conclude that humans are deceived to believe, and that we should doubt instead of believing. This comes in agreement with what I've said previously about goals, only with doubt one'll find the better of the two. Doubt does not mean to dismiss knowledge, however. Psychologically, it's impossible to have someone stop believing. Instead we should enforce to ourselves to not be fooled by the feeling of certainity, which is one form of belief. Another form of bielef is dogma; Not all dogmas are wrong, because supporting all dogmas are wrong is a dogma in itself. If one is ready to dismiss a dogma and adopt a new one in face of new information, then he's clearly much better than him who is not stable in his beliefs: the former knows in every situation what to do, he'll either have to follow what his dogma says, or doubt the dogma.
>>849
Skittles has quite a few quality commercials, so several days ago I figured I might as well give them a try. They were surprisingly good, but about halfway through the bag I glanced at the ingredients list and noticed that they contain gelatin. Also those purple ones. As a vegetarian with taste buds, I find this to be unacceptable. I lament the loss of a potentially Skittles-enriched diet, but perhaps I will find love again someday.
How odd patterns make their way through our daily lives and why we should at least acknowledge them.
(I realize that now I'm unable to answer "why" we should realize them, unlike I promised in the title. I don't have a good-enough reason, but I posted this anyway.)
Odd patterns are formulated when the individual is forced (or forcing himself) to do something that he would not otherwise.
If A is normal in S situation, and if it would be odd to pick ~A, then ~A was picked for a different reason than the usual for S.
A lady that wants to eat in a restaurant, would perhaps visit it every Friday afternoon. Let's say that everytime she got there, due to her bad luck, an individual, who she did not want to meet, also enjoyed the food in one of the tables. Choosing to remain out of his sight, she picks a table close to the toilet. To make it worse, assume that the flushing of the toilet was heard from that table.
Normally, someone wouldn't pick this table, or they'd remember not to pick after one experience with it. However, as the stranger continued to appear Friday afternoons, she continued to take that table in order to eat out of his sight.
I'm supposing that a high percentage of people would continue to eat at that table even if the stranger was gone, some fearing that he may come suddenly one day to the restaurant and notice them, others because they don't remember the reason they're doing this, or perhaps they don't consider it anymore, having it part of their daily routine.
Odd patterns are formulated when the individual is periodically forced to do something he otherwise wouldn't.
It is generally agreed that our personality, whether material or not, is affected by all our senses and thoughts at all times. To find an odd pattern and then to overcome it means to improve oneself. Overcoming the pattern does not necessarily mean that the individual will also stop it. The realization suffices, because with the realization, we'll be able to recall previous odd patterns we do for the same reason, and avoid future ones (or at least realize them).
Humans, like any other species, have an embedded mechanism for survival. Feelings are part of this mechanism. It is vital to be safe when one wants to think freely. Thinking is a luxury: a man with survival priorities can only think for that. (exceptions are not mentioned) Philosophers were mainly men with a comfortable life, or had at some point in their life -usually childhood- that comfort, whether that depended on others working for them (slavery in ancient times), or because their family was rich, or for some other reason.
But what remains of feelings once we don't "need" them to survive? Feelings control us. When there's no need for surival, feelings can be misinterpreted. One should be able to overcome his feelings, to allow himself to have more options to approach a goal.
Example: When one stops fearing to fall from a bicycle, he'll be able to ride it. Day by day, that which was feared quickly becomes second nature to us.
Physicalism could be possible. At least, there's no concrete evidence against it, nor evidence that supports it any more than water supports sealife. The sealife might be there, because there's water, or it might be absent, independently of the water. Water is only the medium on which sealife survives and it does not imply sealife, likewise, the obeying of physics laws in our observations (and the expansion thereof to fit them) does not imply physicalism.
Without taking either side - theist or atheist, I can see one benefit from drug use. In the atheist sense, physicalism would be quite close to the truth. It is clear that if we, as humans, seek events that alter our thinking - having fun, loving, experimenting, exploring et al, which all influence our personality, it is awkward, as a human, at worst case, to fear drugs (if that much brainwashed from propaganda), or at least avoid thinking about them or their results. They should be likewise persuaded, along with drug exploration. Not to get into too much detail, but there should also be ensured that there's knowledge available on drugs, should it be that one wants to try them. Generally, they should be viewed as tools or means of getting us somewhere, and not a threat to society. (the real threats are another discussion, best suited in a political atmosphere)
From the theist point of view, religions are irrelevant, so to speak, to the divine feeling some drugs may offer, and even more so, the conclusions drawn after use. (usually concerning revelations the individual may experience that seem to affect the rest of his life to a degree)
The natural response of a human to something valuable would be ensure to keep it with him -- or to keep himself with it, and learn the most possible from it. Since drugs show to benefit one, and if it's smart to improve, then one should at least educate oneself on these matters.
i can't help but feel like it took me far too long to scroll to the bottom of this thread, not to mention the time it took me to write this post
i am chewing gum, listening to people talking outside my door. soon, i will be asleep.
I have never read Ulysses.
>>856
I have just had the sudden and jarring realization that I have not either.
I just took my sock off and blew my nose on it
I should go poop but I really like sitting here.
I got a nasty graze on my knee the other day, and I just rubbed semen into it
I have this notion that there should be a button for emergency pancakes.
>>861 Once that button is built, how much longer before the emergency maple syrup button gets built?
Pancakes always seem like a good idea, but you end up eating them as they're made, and by the time the batter is all used up you don't want them anymore.
Wouldn't that get the emergency mittens all sticky?
Renaissance is is based on the myth about returning. It is deeply archetypal, that's why people in Italy in XIV century didn't fucking have a clue where they are going to return, and much of our ancient history knowledge is based on their guesses, extrapolations, forgery, and other bullshit.
ANCIENT AND MEDIEVAL HISTORY IS A LIE
Osiris is a black god.
I'm on a really bad sleep schedule, going to bed at 8am like this. Maybe I should just not sleep today to try and normalize it.
>>866
Do it. You'll feel like shit for a while, but it's worth it.
NIGGERS. FUCKIN NIGGERS!
Goddamned inbred racists...
PROCRASTINATING FUCK meh
I just spoke to a real live japanese man on omegle! He said he's 22 and he hates you guys
私わスコットランド人です。
Awesome! I just found out how to type kana!
my eyes hurt...
you made a fooool of every-o-o-one.
One is when one is not dependant on what one is.
For example, if you are called brave, and the situation arises that requires bravery, you can't depend on your title as "Brave" to pass the requirements; rather, you need to be brave at that very moment, regardless of what you were before, or what you are going to be after. By depending on being brave, one can't show signs of bravery. Likewise, by depending on being rich, one can't show signs of richness, or depth, in character.
This mix of wine and apple juice really makes some stinky farts.
nebotion is a funny word, also my captcha by the way.
nebotion.
nebotion. Hell, I should look that up. Then again it's setting off my Firefox spell checking so that pretty much lowers the chances of it being an actual word.
nebotion, haha.
God, I wish all this crap with my head would just stop and I could go back to normal.
I wish I could stop being such an emo faggot. I do want to sleep in my bed again, but it tears me apart knowing she once slept beside me there...
It would be cool to be paid to play video games all day.
i talk to myself out loud even in public
>>886 no it suxs. If you are talking about video game testing you just check for bugs constantly until you are sick of it and just want to never play games ever again.
Imagine a big island, with a lot of earths features on it. That is, it has mountains, deserts, beaches, forests, ponds, rivers and other shapes. A lot of the known and recent (not prehistoric) animals would be there too. Let us assume a fresh generation of humans, say, those who were born in the year 2009, that they were all raised in that island. Now imagine invisible powers that took care of the humans until they're able to think in sequence and surive themselves. The humans would not be aware of these powers. Those humans would be cave men; they'd have zero knowledge, no ability to communicate with each other, and they'd be unaware of many things that are known for many generations, even though they're raised in equivalent environments. Now assume that the generation that gave birth to this generation was at the peak of human advance - that is, the brightest minds. What seperates these two generations is the awareness of previous generations, the knowledge of each, and the teachings of the previous generation to the next generation.
To ensure the continual of our existence, we must realize these factors and start acting immediatelly. Awareness of previous generations means honest history, that is written the day it occurs. It means a history with no holes, no missing pages, unlike what we have so far. Who wouldn't want to read Aristotles teachings as he had written them, and not as they are found today, to witness this river of gold that Cicero wrote about? I think the biggest barrier between early generations and present ones is communication. Because this is not attainable, present generations must ensure that the future generations will be able to know the most about them. But really, doesn't the same problem still hold for the present generation with itself, or the present generation with future generations? As humans, we must realize that we're not part of this generation, not that we're part of this generation and previous ones, but that we're part of human history, and we should be aware of all generations, past, present, future. To the past, by reading what's been documented, to the present, by being open minded and fair with every idea and every person, to the future, by ensuring the fair documentation of the present.
Join the Kiwi Rebellion! Get the Australian jackboot off our collective necks! Fight the power!
I'M JAZZ AS FUCK
JAZZ
AHAHAHAHA
I CAN FEEL DADOTION TOO
IT'S LIKE DADAISM MEETS EMOTION, IT'S A WONDERFUL WORD
IT'S ALSO MY CAPTCHA
Strike at its head
and you will be attacked by its tail
Strike at its tail
and you will be attacked by its head
Strike at its middle
and you will be attacked by head and tail both.
First, let us assume Physicalism is true, every thing bellow this will consider it to be true, and that which may at first seem an assumption is a necessary truth with physicalism. (unless, of course, there's errors)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physicalism
The question is: does every different thought also differ in what it is made of from others? (thought/mental image and thought representation)
If they do differ, then there's not much I can conclude of right now. I think it wouldn't mean anything in particular, except perhaps that infinite exists.
Let's consider that there's different thoughts with the same thought representation.
Here's an example: Now I think of the number 97. To write this, I had to think of that number. Now I write 108. Did I do this repeating the same process? Or if I'll continue writing down numbers I'll eventually find two of them that have the same thought representation? The question is important because numbers are infinite, which imply infinite representations. If two representations are equal but I've written two different numbers, that must mean by some other means my brain has differentiated the two thoughts to know to write which of the two, 97 or 108. But there's something implied: there's numbers we could not possibly conceive of. There's the unknown and what can be known. The union of the known and the unknown is infinity.
I hasted to call this unknown when it could be either of the two: Not existing is another possibility, but that'd mean our universe is all there is. It also means it's infinite, because if it is finite, then clearly something exists beyond it.
But let's examine something else. If I start counting from 0, increasing my count by 1 and shouting out loud the numbers every time, because there's numbers impossible to think of, clearly something would stop me before I iterate that many times plus one my counting loop. Let's assume all humans worked in perfect synchronization in counting numbers, every human would start at the number the previous stopped. Even then, something would stop us. What is that something which could stop the entire efforts of the human race? One is resources. We can assume there's sufficient resources to carry out the task, because we're not necessarily talking about universe in which physicalism is true, but any possible universe in which physicalism is true.
What can stop us then? The end (death) of the universe is one answer. But then physicalism is not true. We could answer that the thought representation of these numbers is made of something that does not exist in our universe, but that means there's more than one universe, because it must exist somewhere. If one then asks "how many universes are there", we'd be talking about a string theory.
It also means something else: we can never know anything for certain. If we know p to be certain, then the truth that p is certain must also be certain; and also the truth of that ad infinitum, but at some point we'll arrive at a truth which we can't possibly know, therefore can't possibly be certain about. In a more general sense it means everything is part of infinity. But then how can the illogical be true? If I imagine something, it must exist, if infinity exists. If I imagine myself in a universe for which physicalism is true, to know something for certain, or
popcorn plants.
Whenever I get detached from my senses shall we say (if I'm drunk or stoned or nutmegged or sleep deprived) I always see this big dog wandering about my flat. Just now (52 hours awake) I closed my eyes for a second while I was playing vib-ribbon and I could feel this dog licking my face and her breath on my cheek and gentle panting in my ear
I think I described that more erotically than it was, but it was pretty weird.
goddamn split ends
nerds
jocks
To be responsible for something means to accept something related. Because to be responsible for something automatically brings the concept of "good" and "bad" actions - that's what defines what we're responsible for. For instance, when we're responsible for the safety of our young sibling, we're responsible because we're "stronger" (physically and mentally), and it is our duty to help the weak. To do otherwise would be considered "evil".
We weren't dancing anywhere near that guy and still he was trying to start a fight. We should have bottled him.
Why is it we consider our natural thought process as "wrong?"
It feels like I'm getting ill.
I decree today, that life is simply taking and not giving.
We kissed under the iron bridge (I ended up with sore lips) but it just wasn't like the old days anymore...
>>913
She had gotten a sex change since the last time I'd seen her. Him. Whatever.
>>914 Does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body?
>>916
The monkish monsignor, with a head full of plaster, said "My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned!"
DQNing it up, not giving a fuck, living life on the internet superhighway's fast lane!
I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of DQN culture by not being into ANIMES.
>>920
That's not anime, that's a video game.
And you don't need to know about the series of video game to take it easy.
cauliflower
say goodbye
i'm actually doing it. I'm actually crossdressing. I walked down the street wearing tights and a denim skirt, and a hairclip.
I'm not gay, but it was really exciting.
Most crossdressers/transvestites are not gay.
You would know that if you had ever bothered to watch a damn Eddie Izzard show.
It’s not a dress! It’s a chiton!
You’d know that if you were paying attention in class.
>>927 I know that, but I think the general assumption by Joe Public is it's only a gay thing.
Once I used my package manager to install a program, but for some reason when it finished, there was no trace of the program anywhere. And then I had to use the toilet. I put my butt in the toilet but nothing came out.
Sometimes I think my physical life is a mirror of my digital life.
36HH boobs
In the same line of thought, wouldn't your eyes - i.e the mirror of the soul - be the monitor and the only way to access your harddrive by delving into your eyes in a mirror? Yes, I am somewhat of a hopeless romantic.
no, you'rw just hopeless
Romantically hopeless. Loving, lovable, lovely, lovelorn, loveless.
Hey! There's someone posting here right now in this thread!
Oh.
Hi there!! shall we share enjoyable time and develop ourselves?
If enjoyable time involves mittens, I'm all for it
I really need to get some sleep...
in 100 years 9 billion new people will have been born and 12 billion will have died
The laughing heads all look the same.
The horn of your belly will sound
i filled a condom with bargain-basement shaving foam to recreate the "sensations" condoms my girlfriend likes.
I did the same thing too but I think she was enjoying it too much and she's getting chubby lately now that I think about it. ( ゚ -゚)
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
NO WAIT NOT ANYMORE
:(
I wonder, in what way Anno will explain the death of Mari's mother?
Super Maria Sisters
I'd celebrate the one-year anniversary of this thread but I'm exactly 10 days late.
It's still 1993. No idea what the fuck you're talking about.
eternal september.
I haven't enjoyed browsing 4chan for years, so why cant I stop myself from wasting hours of my life there every single day?
>>955 Try visiting other boards on other sites. When I fully realised how shit 4chan is, I found 99chan's /move/, pooshlmer, and half of 420chan filled all my holes at full force
OH GOD HERE COMES THAT STINGRAY AGAIN
Jane won Masterchef. Also, I'm slightly thirsty!
It's dark outside.
I have a question about Garage Kits, is CC's ass a separate piece?
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I want to go to the libary today and take out a book for getting a divers license and take a book out about something random like fish. i like space books with pictures of jupiter's moons.
eoheheheheheohoheheheheyohehehehouhouhouheheee e e e e e e e e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvANW7mliBQ
DQN would be better if links opened in a new window with Safari
>>966
middle-click and command-click may just be the right command for you
i play with myself every day
I have a very strong urge to release the emergency mittens...
i think in a minute or so i'll explode
I'm cold and I'm shivering even though it's summer time this sucks
Summer? In my September?
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>>967 I know, but everywhere else links automatically open in new windows
And anyway, I command+alt+click on my macbook
Post #976? Thread is almost over! Will I be able to claim >>999 for my own sake?
why do all the chans suck lately? and why am i listening to shit music all day lately? AAAH
I sold four cigarettes for £10. The pack of ten only cost about £2.
I also sold 4 sniffs of my poppers for £4.
Also, I paid £6 to get into the club , but then pinched £12 worth of drinks so it's been a pretty good night :)(
Why did I buy a green body pillow with white polka dots on it? Just because it was soft?
Yes, that was what it was.
Good buy.
I should really go to bed. Haha, that guy said he lived down the street and it turned out that "down the street" was the homeless shelter.
Donkey cocks.
This is coincidental because I have just played Donkey Kong and got into a conversation about how Clerks 2 was a total disappointment.
I fucked a guy and he fucked me. That's all.
man, my head hurts.
fffffffff.
J-core makes me happy but I will never tell anyone IRL that I listen to it.
J-core makes me happy and I tell people too much IRL that I listen to it.
I just ate a bunch of Kraft parmesan cheese, straight from the tube.
Geez, commoner, what were you doing over there just now? Anyway, you a~~-bsolutely have to summon me today, you hear?! <(○`ε´○)> angry
Less than 200 days till September 6000, I am so excited!
what the fck did i just watch srsly i don get it laser sword angel wtf
I never did find the queen in that ant colony I disturbed by mistake today. I wonder if she's looking for me because I destroyed her civilization :(
My ceiling fan reminds me of the choppers
Just one more post, and then I'll go to bed...
Wow only a few more until 1000. Threads end on DQN, right?
No, 999. It's a much more interesting number.
It's like... big, but not four digits big. lawzzer was a good captcha, I shouldn't have wasted it here. Too late.
Ahahaha I like the new name guy, I want his number so we can talk and shit
I don't want to end this thread and have the responsibility of making a new one, as last time I carried on a successful thread I made a typo in the first post.
rebel, rebel, doo doo dodo doo doo doo doo