[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (791)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 23:20

What makes me want to slit your throat so badly?

That case was a landslide victory for the Jews, and it looks like we have bigger problems than berserked-out lumberjacks.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 00:37

What happened when the media covered the case of the 1000 rabid lumberjacks?

That is because you used the wrong hole.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 15:45

Why is my cock brown?

I'm tellin' ya man, REPTOIDS! R-E-P-T-O-I-D-S-!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 22:56

Oh my god, who slaughtered my dog?!

Apply some essence of the knowledge on your forehead.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 00:22

why does thinking cause me so many headaches?

It is like 100 gallons of ball sweat.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 21:17

How is life on Jupiter?

It's so creamy.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 21:38

I wonder what childbirth is like?

Just give up, it wasn't meant to be.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 01:22

I try to pull out all the hair from my armpits, but they keep growing back. What do I do?

jait

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:36

Why don't you ever make any sense?

Wear it and girls will peep at you!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:42

what are those funny pants with no zipper or buttons for?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:46

Negative number IQ.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:54

What's wrong with >>11 and >>12?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to hug you. For some reason not a lot of people like hearing the truth from me.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:21

Hey, got spare coin for a helpless bum?

I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. C´mon!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 20:44

why do you drool when you look at me?

The opposite of TANASINN

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:10

Who is responsible for all bad things in the world?

Oh, this slot is for coins. You should use another slot.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 00:20

I want to buy a soda... But for some reason it's not accepting my dollar bill...

Your awareness slowly fades, and soon after you feel as though you've been ravaged by a thousand angry eels. Then you get pie.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 21:07

I think I had an out of body experience, but just to be sure, what is one usually like?

Don't worry about it, it should just wash out.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 01:04

I just got jizz on my pillow case, what should I do? :(

Ramen is for bitches, real men eat beef rice.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 01:06

I'm hungry, but I want to look like a man.

Oh god. That is just sick.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:57

Did you hear about the Yakin Byoutou cosplayers?

American women learn Sumo wrestling.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 19:20

Did you hear? They finally found a way to make Americans feel good about being morbidly obese!

Only sometimes, and even then, only sparingly.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 22:37

When a tourist goes to Japan, what are the odds of meeting a woman that looks like Miyabi Hayama?

The second shittiest animu.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 10:26

What is your opinion of Clannad?

My little sister's chest meat.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 12:53

What is the flattest surface on earth?

Dogs will bark at your presence.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 23:10

How do I get toOH GOD I'M NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS ͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇͇̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿

Try ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. It might help.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 23:43

What do I do to see Lara Croft naked?

Sounds like she should have eared on the side of caution.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 02:29

Did you hear the story about the girl who put her ear against the train track to hear the train?

Finishing a race in 4,129,070,619th place.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 05:03

How bad did the losingest loser lose the race, anyway?

Knowing French in a room full of Spanish speakers.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 11:23

What does it feel like when you are standing in a line waiting for the new iPhone and everyone around you speak russian?

Its like that time when one jewish furry shouted "Muzzle Paw!"

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 17:09

Is Annie Hall a good film?

Please reread what you just asked.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 18:11

omg so hoe do i maek suar tat cat is phone??????

Only when speaking to a police officer.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 18:40

Have you ever been in love?

You can use my gluestick.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:50

Help! The world is infested with construction paper zombies!

In fact, I haven't eaten one of those in a month.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:27

I was told that strawberry Pocky is the most addictive food on earth. Is that true?

It is like falling anus first on an erect horse penis.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 16:30

What is the first kiss like?

You'll feel better with your pants pulled down.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:16

Why do I keep getting an uncomfortable wet feeling when I stand in front of porcelain bowls?

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 03:47

Oh man, I just heard this great song on the radio about a horse with no name. Isn't discovering new things great?

Actually, it was The Four Lads.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5604 04:02

Hey, were you aware that those fuckin' TMBG posers bit "Istanbul" from The Four Tops?

Because both of >>38's sentences are about 40-50 year old music.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5604 04:24

What was it about this thread that made you want to bump it?

Yes, I know, it was actually released in 1972

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 03:09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvoD8TiW5OQ&feature=related

What being an otaku 20 years ago was like.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 03:27

What's Otaku No Video about?

I say we come up with a plan to assassinate him.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 09:58

Obama? What about him?

We need more Jell-O and cucumbers.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 12:54

anything you want me to pick up at the store, dearie?

well of course there were three, what did you expect?

45 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5607 16:47

Why were there three?

stop that

its silly

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 17:27

Yo dawg, do you like cars?

I don't know, I know it's made with soya stuff, but I don't actually know what else.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 17:42

Man, soylent green is really good. I wonder what its made of?

Just keep doing what you're doing. More ladies in chainmail bikinis couldn't hurt though.

48 Name: Piyoko the Tripfag : 1993-09-5607 20:53

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  '´   ヽ
●lカノノル ピノ●
  从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ  Pyo, does that feel good, pyo? Shall I hammer it some more, pyo?
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   / B ヽ
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    __
  '´   ヽ
●lカノノル ピノ●
  从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ  It's in my underpants, pyo.
 ⊂[]二[]つ  Please make it stop licking my butt, pyo.
   / B ヽ
  <     >
   (/ ∪

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 02:06

What happened to my pet lizard once it got out of its cage?

It is like watching every episode of Gatchaman without taking a break.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 05:11

I'm thinking of trying ecstasy. What should I expect?

Technically, you can, but you better stock up on adult diapers first.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 15:02

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  '´   ヽ         
●lカノノル ピノ●       
  从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ   Can I stock up on laxatives now, pyo?
 ⊂[]二[]つ  That's not a poteto, pyo. Stop now, pyo.
   / B ヽ         
  <     >         
   (/ ∪

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 16:51

What should I do with this poteto that I'm slicing into Franch Frais?
Silly dokyuun, there are no girls there!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 17:54

HAY ANY HAWT CHIKS WANNA HOOK UP 19/M/USA

It was only available as a b-side on the blue-vinyl 7" of The Blues Are Still Blue.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 17:36

Did Belle & Sebastian really record the Internationale?

They already have that in the UK.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 02:59

I went up the road to New York the other day, and i drove around a weird circle road thing, god it was confusing! I asked a policeman and he said it was a "roundabout"! Have you ever heard of anything so crazy in your life?

It's where you break half a custard cream and half a chocolate bourbon biscuit, and press the creamy halves together. It works with oreos too.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 11:59

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  '´   ヽ         
●lカノノル ピノ●       
  从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ   What the fuck is the Shocker, pyo?
 ⊂[]二[]つ  8/f/Analogue, pyo.
   / B ヽ         
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57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 18:05

Hmm, you're a pretty sexy plug. What are your specs?

I coulda swore I told you, they're ex-humans who lost their humanity in some freak accident and ended up with that particular deviation.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 21:48

Zombies?! You damn scientists didn't tell us that they're motherfucking zombies?!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 19:30

You know, we were all pretty drunk and phone and me just saw her and... Hey it's not personal, mate! There's no need to break up with her!

Interesting, considering your love for big boobs. Oh, the phone's ringing... Yes? Hello? Yeah, Freud here!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 23:51

Hi, this is Jung, is Siggy there?

It was simply a terrible set up, it's not like you could have done any better.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 14:58

Do you hate me for cumming too fast?

Oh lord, you're such a knobhead... Of course not!

62 Name: Lord Pentium!gcmLJO5D4c : 1993-09-5636 15:20

Is Arudou Debito a genius?

Try some Xanax and some Zoloft, it really helped my friend.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 15:52

An idea about how to get rid of sudden erections?

Your parents already told me so.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 22:40

How did you know I was such a nerd?

The placebo effect on steroids

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 01:54

What is the most slippery slippery slope argument?

The greatest invention before sliced bread.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 05:53

How would you describe a bread knife?

He's been posting replies to himself all that time, using lines from Morrissey's We'll Let You Know

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:27

Who is that strange dude over there, and why does he look so mad?

It's like jazz run over by a japanese steam-powered steamroller through a broken amp.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:37

What are Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra like live?

That's what I meant by "It's been done"

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:07

Hey guys! I'm going to fansub the newest movie!

Like being hit by an attractive lady.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 14:54

What's it like to be hit by an attractive lady?

It's an emergency, there's no more "Wait and see"

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 02:07

I wonder what happens when we run out of mittens... let's find out?

I was thinking of an image macro and trying not to laugh.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 08:52

Why were you giggling at your husband's funeral?

Nah, I'm not really into pokemon.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 13:28

Have you tried the new Ubuntu release?

I don't mind when you come round, though if it's the weekend I just might be in bed

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 13:31

Hey man, do you like Ubuntu?

Aw man, i totally hate it. Seriously.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 17:12

You know when you're making out on your sofa with your girl, and the phone rings and it's her dad, but she then tells you her dad died a long time ago?

Yeah, he used to be such a sweet boy, holding so tightly to his daddy's hand

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 22:38

>>75, I heard you knew Hillary Clinton when she was a kid.

No you can't, the cat just gets stuck, and it never works quite right after that.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 01:08

Can't we just suck it out?

Oh my God. Its full of stars

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 01:11

Look, I cut a gash in my belly with a scalpel, is this awesome y/n?

Give in to the pressure, the cop's gonna get you

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 03:36

Should I prove EVO IS NO.1 on the public road?

Nitromethane plus Nitrous Oxide

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 21:37

How the fuck can the Flash make clothes out of thin air?

its pronounced E-JIT

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 02:44

My Scottish friend keeps calling me "idjit" in messages to me, what does it mean? I think it's an insult

The more you ignore him, the closer he'll get

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 18:18

Am I wasting my time with him? Look at him, he's fallen asleep with his head on the bar. Should I just forget him and find someone else?

Yeah, let me in please

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 21:09

Hello this is the tanasinn chamber. If you enter you must leave your shadow with us, and you may never return to the outside world. Would you like to enter?

I will take 5 of those please.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 21:51

Even though they are cheaper in bulk, they remain quite horrible... Are you sure you want to order a bonsai kitten, sir?

You must construct additional pylons.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 00:35

How do I make my penis bigger?

King Arthur.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 23:13

Who was the British geologist that discovered a very unique rock formation?

Because she ate all the donuts at the Krispy Kreme.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 12:28

Why did Diana really die?

Meat, and lots of it. That is the only way.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 13:37

How could I help Morrissey be a more commercially successful recording artist?

At least think about the implications!

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:42

I have the ability to make DQN the world's most popular website, therefore I should, right?

It's the only reason why I bother getting up at all in the morning.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:58

Am I the only one who thinks sleep is the best thing in the world?

Try relaxing your anus.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 16:14

Is there anything I can do to improve my dance style?

Hot peppers, onions, tomatoes, and light mayo.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 16:20

I'm interested in a great sub, but one that sets me apart as a ladies man - any suggestions?

Listen to them - they are more experienced.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 22:20

The voices in my head keep telling me to kill myself! What should I do?

Yes, with the possible exception of chocolate pudding.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 00:30

Is it weird for my food to be the same color in my feces?

Two boxes of Cheerios and a carton of milk.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 02:15

So let me get this straight - you took on the entire North Korean army and won, while armed only with WHAT?

Because it's winter.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 18:25

Why is it only 65 degrees and all the plants are green?

I want to take it easy.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 20:00

Why did you favourite this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKrTGBq74wg&feature=related

She's a good girl, ain't she?

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 00:27

Have you seen that lead singer of Tokio Hotel?

I was thinking about something from my childhood.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 00:56

Holy fuck, your paintings are disturbing, to say the least. What inspires you?

Yeah, one's viagra, and one's like sudafed or something, you leave them in an envelope somewhere for someone to pick them up lol

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:01

Why did you scream and run away when you saw that church guy?

Because he is a panda.

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