[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (794)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 08:58

>>600
I've been thinking about how bland the front of my house is. How could I efficiently pebbledash it?

>>602
Honestly, with a flavour like that, you won't need anything else.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 10:59

>>601
Besides garlic, what can I put in a stew to keep vampires and other suspicious house guests from lingering after dark?

>>603
Obviously. Where else were you going to seek satisfaction?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:40

>>602
Was it right for me to shoot that backstabber while he was on the toilet?

>>604
Yes, exactly like James Joyce.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 21:46

>>603
Should I wear an eyepatch under my glasses to make me look cool?

>>605
If wishes were dishes

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 23:00

>>604
How could I possibly serve all these fishes?

>>606
Because it's midnight.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 10:35

>>605
Hold on, how did it suddenly become tomorrow?

>>607
They are the herbs and spices of indolence.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 01:06

>>606
What's in this blunt, anyway?

>>608
The sermons of Rev. Billy Herrington

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 05:07

>>607
What should I listen to while heading down to the leather club 2 doors down?

>>609
Año means year. Ano means anus.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 22:20

>>608 What is ANARU?

>>610 Poking a skunk with a stick.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 22:34

>>609 What's more fun than a bee on a string?

>>611 She's a professional contortionist.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 03:59

>>610 Was I putting my wiener in her or was she was putting her wiener in me?

>>613 You think you have it tough. Imagine what your "attacker" is feeling right now.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 16:22

I've been skipped! I think I've slipped into a crack in time!

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 20:02

>>611 This bear mauling wound stings something fierce. Should I go to the hospital?

>>614 I don't know. You'd think he would show up by now.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 20:20

>>613 Where did >>612 go?

>>615 Just lift the sink up and feel around.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 02:06

>>614 I, uhh, dropped >>612 while I was washing it, and I forgot to put one of those mesh things in the drain. I'm sorry, what should I do?

>>616 Only those hipsters who care about whether eNerof was spelt eNeronf.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 19:41

>>615 Who are these violin-playing hipsters that get into fights with each other?

>>617 The fake Shimajiro subtitles meme.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 07:27

>>616
How do you make a DQN laugh?
>>618
One of the better Killers albums

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 16:57

>>617
What was a fever you can't sweat out? Ebola?

>>619
Yes, but I haven't cleaned up yet, and it's been more than twelve hours.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 19:20

>>618 Will you ever return home from the pig farm?

>>620 The most powerful spell ever cast in an animu.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 20:07

>>619
I just took a bowl-shattering dump. What could I compare it to in order to impress my internet friends?

>>621
Just don't breastfeed it after midnight. Lock up your guns too, just in case.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 04:10

>>620
I'm not too thrilled about the new Gremlins reboot. What do you think the catchphrase will be?

>>622
Just keep adding backslashes until it works.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 04:46

>>621
I can't seem to access 4chan b/. Wat do?

>>623
Well, yeah. I wouldn't put it in exactly those words, though.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 23:01

>>622 I oppose the war on drugs because I want drug users to freely overdose themselves to death.

>>624 the actual effect of South Korea's ban on internet porn.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 17:16

>>623 Breeders?

>>625 We need to do some gardening.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 20:59

>>624
Have you seen the baby anywhere?

>>626
Very indirectly, but yes.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 21:17

>>625
Is there any evidence that mittens cause autism?

>>627
No, no! I said head lice.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 16:32

>>626 Why should I stick my head in a vise?

>>628 Making a rant that is 600 words long about a statement that is 12 words long.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8248 00:27

>>627 What do I regret the most about 2015?

>>629 I haven't been at the desert at all in years.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8248 05:23

>>628
How was your trip to the Arctic?
>>630
The cucumbers are next the beans in the cupboard

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8251 21:38

>>629 I can't find anything exciting to stuff up my ass. Do you know where I can find something exciting?

>>631 A Super Pochaco cosplayer.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 17:31

>>630 Who will take my virginity and save me from wizardry?

>>632 Don't look at me like that. It wasn't me

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 00:29

>>631 What ate the last slice of the pie?

>>633 The best Super Famicom game of 1994.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 02:01

>>632 Nankoku Shōnen Papuwa-kun is coming out next year. Do you think it'll be any good?

>>634 I saw one crossing the road the other day. I swerved and barely missed it.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 02:24

>>633
What's with the homeless problem in this town?
>>635
June is a strange time of year

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8254 09:21

>>634
Why are you wearing that ridiculous hat?

>>636
Okinawa, of course.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 14:12

>>635 Where should I hunt a whale?

>>637 Playing golf with dragon balls.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 13:57

>>636
Why were they scattered around the world in the first place, anyway?
>>638
That's "99 problems", not "99 bottles" you dolt.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 16:49

>>637
OH I'm sorry, what would YOU consider an appropriate side dish for spaghetti?

>>639
I left her behind by accident, but I hope she calls soon.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 18:55

>>638
Hasn't your grandma been at the strip club a little too long?

>>640
They're usually a bit simpler than that, and good for only a few uses.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 08:12

>>639
What do you think about feminists claiming that women are "able to do anything a man can do"?

>>641
Most buildings should be solid enough to withstand that, although I wouldn't recommend it.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 15:08

>>640
The big boxing match is coming up and I want to train by punching the wall of my house. Is there any risk of structural damage?

>>642
The meteoric rise of e-cigs.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 15:20

>>641 Do you know what would happen if tobacco products were taxed even more heavily than they already are?

>>643 Zapping things with a huge laser, recording it, then showing the footage on YouTube.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 21:38

>>642
What's the most irresponsible thing you've done with space program funds?

>>644
Down the street from the Unholy Citadel.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 22:02

>>643 I think I've got the wrong door, can you tell me where the leather club is?

>>645 I'm no doctor but it's definitely NOT supposed to bend that way.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 16:29

>>644
Hey, you have a PhD in materials science, don't you? Look, this stick of chalk is tied in a knot!

>>646
Love.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 04:16

>>645
Why did you burn down that house, anyway?

>>647
Zucchini bread and spiders.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 11:00

>>646
I have come up with the perfect recipe for blue waffle, stalagmite and bovril soup but can't think of a good accompaniment. Any suggestions?

>>648
Of course! I loved "Shit My Dentist Used To Say Before I Removed Her Lower Jaw".

648 Name: Aretha Longwell : 1993-09-9352 06:24

Hi guys

I remember speaking to someone from your company about the global vape shop database I am using for my ejuice brand.

I think this is the link to the official sales page: https://bit.ly/2V3ZKAU

I could of course send you my copy of the database but I think it is best if you get your own copy to get all the latest updates.

I hope that helps.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 17:45

>>648 You came back too far, you haven't had that conversation with anyone from my company yet!

>>650 It's possible to make it too tight, so just be careful.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 14:57

>>649
Any medical risk associated with being tight-fisted?

>>651
So he obtained that girl's phone number without waking her up.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 18:03

>>650
Why did that guy hire a mind-reader at the middle of the night?

>>652
The personality of a fire based magic user.

652 Name: :) : 1993-09-9400 15:07

>>651
What kind of personality does a fire based magic user have?

>>653
62.34 inches in length and 43.87 in width, obviously

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 03:03

>>652
What are the ideal dimensions of a fantasy penis?

>>654
Twelve. Ask for more than that and I'll kill you

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 12:53

>>653
How many times may I have sex with your grandfather?

>>655
No, your sweat pores weren't made for that.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 22:17

>>654
Can I sweat red Gatorade like the people do in television commercials?

>>656
Mocking people who say "You are what you eat."

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 07:29

>>655
Why are you, a 24 year old man, on a timeout during thanksgiving?
>>657
Yes, but don't let anyone from Texas hear you say that

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 18:30

>>656
When I say "I hate garlic toast" then why do you get so worried?
>>658
The smell of Centorea

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 22:44

>>657
Who? Is this another one of your "Friends"?
>>669
My mouth is a desert

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 05:19

>>658
Your body is a wonderland, but why has it taken me three boring hours so far, and I still haven't seen so much as an inch of it yet?

>>660
A drinking game based on Musashi Gundoh.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 14:35

>>659 I want to see LARPers have a sword fight. How would I convince them to do that outside the renaissance fair?

>>661 Megaman X9 for the Playstation 5 and Microsoft Scorpio.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 13:28

>>660 As a time traveller from the year 2993, what is the next Mighty No.9 and Ouya, respectively?

>>662 There are walls to your left and below you. You can sense pizza, but not ghosts or houses.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 14:17

>>661 what would happen if I typed "> Look around" in this bishoujo horror adventure game?
>>663 probably Grandpa

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 16:41

>>662 Edward Snowden's favourite 2ch AA character?

>>664 Yes, but Marie Curie would be rolling in her grave.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 19:11

>>663 Is it fun to play Polandball with Polonium?

>>665 The social cost of obese cigarette smokers.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 21:30

>>664 What is with the sudden appearance of all of these Federally-Funded Phlegm-Filled Fatty Farms?

>>666 Because she insists on spelling it 'whisky', without the E.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 01:08

>>665 Why is my GF's spelling so shit?

>>667 Have fun blowing yourself up.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 02:09

>>666 I'm about to light up this cigarette at a gas station, for the glory of Satan of course. Any tips?

>>668 Big Structural I-beams.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 02:43

>>667 How I make my house look fancier?

>>669 Drop a Hydrogen Bomb on it.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 12:12

>>668 How can I eradicate pasta sauce stains from my shirt quickly and easily?

>>670 I suggest therapy

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 01:01

>>669 How do I get out of this insane asylum?

>>671 Poke it with a cattle prod.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 01:19

>>670 How do you get pikachu on a bus?

>>672 Change the name to "poop club"

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 02:46

>>671 How do I get more people to join my cult?

>>673 [THIS ANSWER WAS REMOVED BY THE GOVERNMENT]

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 02:57

>>672 What line should I use as the clincher to the alt-right conspiracy theory I'm making?
>>674 Perhaps letting it sit in vinegar.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 06:00

>>673 How do I make my sick Cat better?

>>675 Suplex it; pro-wrestling style!

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 08:54

>>674 What's the best way to dip biscuits into a hot drink, to get maximum flavour saturation without completely sacrificing biscuit rigidity?

>>676 Fumble around the edge until you find some leverage, and start from there. That goes for you too >>840

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 10:25

>>675
I'm trying to move house but I only have this crowbar. How?

>>677
Plant it 2 months in advance.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 15:57

>>676 what's the best way to insure that I get that gymnastics world record before anyone else?

>>678 It needs more cats

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 16:08

>>677 How would you describe the Yulin province meat festival?

>>679 A map of all the provinces in China.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 16:37

>>678 What would you draw if you wanted to experience Laogai?

>>680 Five on the top shelf, nine underneath.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 22:31

>>679 Where are the stolen goods?

>>681 Extinguish the sun.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 19:03

>>680 What will pissing into an upside-down telescope do?

>>682 I left it there and forgot about it, okay?!

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 23:23

>>681 Why is there a piece of shit on my chair?

>>683 I just sent it to you ;)

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 05:22

>>682 Where can I find the meaning of life?

>>684 Drink liquid Nitrogen.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 05:50

>>683 How can I freeze my stomach?

>>685 Simple, you must start a revolution!

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 06:30

>>684 Nobody ever taught me how to dance dance. What do I do first?

>>686 Learn magic

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 09:30

>>685 How do I cast "web"?

>>687 Twice a week, except leap days.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 03:05

>>686 How often should I shampoo my hair?

>>688 Close your eyes and magic will happen.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 07:32

>>687 Why are you in my room at dead midnight?

>>689 I agree that three rights make a left but you lost me on the other one.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 14:45

>>688 If you think about it, Trump, Boris and Arlene are actually pretty egalitarian. Anyway, can't wait to see Corbyn win this one.

>>690 No.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 05:19

>>689 Am I real?

>>691 Shoot it until it dies.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 05:41

>>690 How do I satisfy the cybersex demon?

>>692 Yes!

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 19:53

>>691 Who's the best prog rock band?

>>693 Not if you want to keep that finger.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 05:46

>>692 Can I stick my finger in a pencil sharpener to sharpen my fingernail?

>>694 Only on Tuesdays.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 16:00

>>693 I tried the succubus summoning ritual for 6 days. Does it ever work?

>>695 The girls from Dead Or Alive playing by Keijo rules.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 23:52

>>694 What gives you a boner?

>>696 Those make HORRIBLE pets.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 02:17

>>695 Why is Harley Quinn the only person who is portrayed with hyenas?

>>697 The uncensored version of Beetle Bailey.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 05:21

>>696 What's something that can help me fall asleep?

>>698 Find a black bear and hug it.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 13:57

>>697 How can I experience a softness worth dying for?
>>699 The name of your first pet spelled backwards.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 18:20

>>698 What would make a badass name for my new D&D character?

>>700 Go to Antarctica and live with the Penguins.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 19:13

>>699 What would be the cutest death I could ask for?
>>701 Put it underwater for 2 hours then wash it with body lotion.

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