[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (791)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 12:32

Why didn't you tell me how Clonepa was made?

He was the other guy all along.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 01:55

How did that yaoi about the schizophrenic end?

Thirty-seven.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 16:47

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and logical positivism?

It's merely an algorithm which injects vowels into randomized consonant clusters in a statistically sound way, giving the appearance of pronounceable words for ease of cognitive processing without being so entirely predictable as to be easily mirrored by a similar engine or to fall susceptible to a dictionary attack. Any resemblance to real words is purely coincidental and not worth celebrating.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 18:04

What is a left-leaning political columnist?

I recommend the nine iron.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 22:21

What dull implement should I use to club you to death with? It should have enough reach that I don't get any of your filthy blood on me.

No, they should all be euthanized.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 00:39

Should we protect the retarded children?

The stealthy assassin of old people.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 19:58

Who was that funny black dude I saw on the TV the other day?

He is that guy who used to troll world2ch/world4ch and whatnot, I think he was also a rejected goon.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 01:03

Who is moot?

Because you can't relax around him or his bans.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 09:23

Why shouldn't I resurrect Draco, the ancient Greek lawmaker?

Just add Spartans.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 01:25

How do I turn a shitty video clip into a successful Youtube phenomenon?

Cloning Debito Ardou.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 09:48

What would result in the destruction of Japan as we know it?

Aids.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 21:56

I need some help around the office, who should I hire?

Really, ethnocentrism is like a circus, and otherwise respectable cultures are the biggest clowns of all.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 22:11

Do you think Asians are cool?

By typing "DESU".

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 00:14

How can I make everyone hate me in the quickest way possible?

Displacement is vital to the process.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 00:44

What do I need to find an object's average velocity?

Lots and lots of vodka.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 03:29

What do I need to observe a Russian at maximum velocity?

It didn't come with a kitchen.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 05:16

Why did you send your new computer back? I really don't get what your problem is, it worked just fine!

Exactly. Just like the giant heads made from metal standing in the cornfield, on the Pink Floyd cover.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 09:33

So, Jeremy Clarkson looks like either the Easter Island heads or what now?

No way in hell there's six of them left after tonight.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 18:38

What would happen if every country in the world had large stockpiles of nuclear weapons starting yesterday?

The large, tangled mess of cords under one of the couches in the basement.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 15:24

Is there any evidence I forgot to get rid of?

I had to chew it thoroughly.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 22:11

What would sex would look like if it were made out of mud and frozen decomposing undergrowth?

But I don't want to suck his cock to keep my legs.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 23:35

Your question to >>220s answer was horrible, >>221. You can make it up to him or I can cut off your legs, which do you want?

Lithuanians, lots and lots of Lithuanians.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 00:13

If the whole world flooded, what would humanity use to soak it all up?

Press 9 three times and then dial the number you wish to call.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 00:39

How do I bring Squeeks back from the dead?

Protip: Cast Beat and Defeat.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 23:53

I really don't get it... What am i supposed to do, now that she's dead? I feel like i don't want to live anymore...

Leave me the fuck alone!

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 18:51

Hi, I was just wondering, would you please take this box full of money? It is perfectly legal and duty-free, I just don't want it anymore.

A hundred million, a million trillion stars up in the sky.

227 Name: ( ˃ ˂) kyaaaaa!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-5885 22:37

What are those specks of light that are always above us at night?

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 22:41

Why are you just staring at me like that, not saying anything?

Münchausen by proxy syndrome

229 Name: ( * *) : 1993-09-5886 07:37

What do you get if you put a hamster in a blender that plays classical, German music?

JEWS.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 12:54

wud do you maked from crudged oranges?

Then that makes the panhandle the testicles!

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 15:26

Why do so many Bible thumpers live in the Florida Panhandle?

Death by having to smell someone else's farts.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 20:50

What is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?

Sorry, I must have made a typo. wink

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 20:14

You want to have sex with children?

It's the Rwandan national pastime!

234 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-5887 22:34

What's so special about a rectal exam anyways?

Male genitalia of the tiny type.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5888 01:14

What do you see in the mirror when you undress for a shower?

SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5888 11:43

Yo dizzle bizzles, I'm just chilaxing with the gizzles here in mah chizzle. Preach.

I doubt it, but you should consult a doctor just to be sure.

237 Name: ( * *) : 1993-09-5888 13:13

Did you give me AIDS last night?

Thunderwhistles.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 13:00

What did you install on my toilet?

i know it's too late but in future scan keygens etc with www.virustotal.com, virusscan.jotti.org or novirusthanks.com

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 23:33

OMG my halo keygen i got of teh interwebs was a virus! WAT DO?

Seriously man, you have to stop doing that.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 00:57

I bought Halo the other day, you should buy it too, maybe we could play?

THAT is my trump card.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 01:39

I see you have a photo of your neighbor with some other guys dick in his mouth. Why do you have it?

A house without a roof

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 18:22

I didn't want to pay for a whore, so I tried pirating one using a keygen. I ended up getting an STD from it. What do I do?

Double-sided tape.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5891 00:34

I need to put an "I'm Stupid" sign on my face what do I use to keep it in place?

Mooning a bus full of retarded schoolchildren.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5893 15:43

What is the best way to die?

Flying animatronic genitalia.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 11:37

If you could chose any pet, any pet at all. Which one would you chose ?

The banshee says it's sorry but apart from that... I think you still have to take care of that tribute to the United Future Organization.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 14:51

Dude, I hooked up with some girl last night after you guys left. Man you should have seen her, long blond hair, sad piercing eyes and nice tight body in a tighter white dress. She was a real screamer. I woke up next to my saxophone, she was gone. I was feeling pretty bad so I picked my sax and started to play a few notes. It sounded so dull and empty like I had no soul. I don't think I can go to the studio today, can you make up some excuse for me?

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 17:10

You look like you've seen a ghost; What in the hell happened to you last night?

Sorry, I'm legally blind.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 23:52

That isn't a popsicle in my pants! What is your problem?

fuckballs

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 07:28

So, whatcha cookin'?

Can't let you do that, >>250.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 14:00

HAL9000, will you please divide by zero?

You must type both into Googlefight.com and then you will get the correct answer.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 02:10

What is faster, the speed of light or the speed of sound?

100 Yaoi fangirls with strap-on dildos.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 16:06

So, who wants this gigantic crate of SUPA KAWAII NEKOMIMI ^________^ kitty-ear hairbands?

It's "aluminum," not "aluminium."

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 20:19

THE GOVERNMENT REPLACED ALL OF THE TIN FOIL WITH ALUMINIUM! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! THIS IS ALL A PART OF THEIR PLAN! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Eh, what's a body or two gonna do for me in the long run?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 23:47

The journey of 1000 miles begines with a single stiff.

Using a chainsaw to scratch your balls.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5923 01:17

I tried scratching my testicles with an electric mixer and they STILL itch. What would be considered going off the deep end?

A gigantic pimple the size of Canada.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 05:21

You know, having the world sitting on his shoulders year after year without end can't be good for poor old Atlas. Doesn't he get any sort of ailment on his back where the world is lying?

The stalest meme in the world.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 05:11

If this isn't MADNESS, what is it?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 11:17

What is Squeeks's hat made of, if not poo?

Sixteen of them.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 12:13

How many Clonepa threads will have ended when we finally reach 1994?

No, it's eating up it's own ass. It just sucks.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 19:43

Did anything interesting happen when I took a worm and made it into a circle?

Adam Powers juggling nitroglycerin

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 05:41

Who is Adam Powers? What feat will it take for me to have any interest in this person whatsoever?

SSSSSCIENCE!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 15:17

How can I mix two black people in one?

What kind of question is that? Squeeks, obviously.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 16:16

What exactly did you mean when you yelled "SHITHEAD" spontaneously?

You know, simply like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 21:00

What was the programmer's national anthem again?

It's simple: kill the hat man.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 09:40

How can I get rid of Squeeks?

It's just a jump to the left.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 17:08

Where is the landmine on this battlefield?

Randy Marsh porn

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 04:38

Could you please kill this thread with an answer nobody wants to know the question to?

Dicks. Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 19:18

What is the plural of dick and can you say that again because I'm hard of hearing?

The essence of all that is evil.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 16:51

If they served food at TEH REI'S DINOR, what would it be made from?

Yay! Let's dance! (>^_^)> ~(^.^~)

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:02

I'm drunk as hell, what should I do?

The greatest number of courics in a single day.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 01:12

When an SSBBW takes a crap, what is it like?

TIMMMAYYYYY!!!

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 02:30

If I give you $20 will you pretend to be my friend?

Under the covers.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 05:22

Best place to keep my personal Rei?

Trowel some into the dumpster out back and see what happens.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 18:46

My dog is missing, have you seen it?

The milkman

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 00:18

Who is that guy that appears on old American television shows and works a job that no longer exists?

A performance enhancing drug that enables people to beat the toughest video games.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 02:16

(ÉE) I've always wondered what types of pills grandpa's always taking.

(ÉE) It's sort of like a typewriter, but I think you only get one try before the cronies come a lookin'.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 18:53

What is the Internet?

Only if you can outwit Security Kitten.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 20:17

Is there a way I can steal food from Rei's Diner?

A beer filled vending machine in a High School.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 18:31

( ) Where did you put my mittens?

Fat would be the most concise way to put it.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 21:26

How would you describe the beautiful existence that is the average DQN denizen?

Toothless, covered in chemical residue and accelerating through the stratosphere.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:50

What happened to that guy that smoked a cigarette in the hazardous chemical factory?

An alternate reality where bamboo eat Pandas

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 18:38

If Stephen Colbert were God, what would the world be like?

Surprisingly, Canada

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 23:18

What's that place where milk comes in bags?

Aw, it just means she likes you.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 00:26

Why did that girl put a dildo in my anus?

Alternative sausages.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 02:45

What did those fucking hipsters eat for breakfast?

Pork Chop Sandwiches

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 03:08

I'm looking for new masturbation toys; what do you use?

I'd fuck that excrementially.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 21:43

Kanu Unchou?

That man who is the de facto leader and owner of half of the western text boards.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 01:22

Who is John Galt?

BREAK THE SUPPORT DISC

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 04:08

Say something that sounds like it has something to do with FF7 but actually has to do with something completely different, please?

That is not a good time to release the emergency mittens.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 02:18

uh oh. The emergency mittens are on fire. This is bad, isn't it? What does it mean?

STRIKE ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 02:57

A sexless pedophile has broken into my house. What should I do?

Stop making sense.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 03:29

What will happen to the Elitist Superstructure as we get older?

It's a question of lust.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6008 14:31

Should I go with Progressive or Esurance?

His middle name was engraved on the handle.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6008 15:41

Holmes, do tell me, how was it that you found the murderer of my ex-wife?

You know as well as I do, >>295, that that is completely subjective.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 13:21

Why are you ugly as hell?

The only bad thing about Kirby for the NES/Famicom

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 01:18

I wonder if I'll have to fight that stupid penguin again?

Because our busdriver is a crackhead

297 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:22

Why the hell are we driving off this cliff?

Because you touch yourself too much.

298 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:28

Why did you encase my hands in concrete mittens?

That's quite simple, >>299, you need to apply the Laplace Transform on the step function.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 21:56

I wave a magic wand around and yell "henshin" why can't I turn in to a magic wielding heroine?

The anime that did for the 2000s what Neon Genesis Evangeilon did for the 1990s.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 01:04

What's Pokemans?

The ID thread in /iaa/...

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