Why didn't you tell me how Clonepa was made?
He was the other guy all along.
How did that yaoi about the schizophrenic end?
Thirty-seven.
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and logical positivism?
It's merely an algorithm which injects vowels into randomized consonant clusters in a statistically sound way, giving the appearance of pronounceable words for ease of cognitive processing without being so entirely predictable as to be easily mirrored by a similar engine or to fall susceptible to a dictionary attack. Any resemblance to real words is purely coincidental and not worth celebrating.
What is a left-leaning political columnist?
I recommend the nine iron.
What dull implement should I use to club you to death with? It should have enough reach that I don't get any of your filthy blood on me.
No, they should all be euthanized.
Should we protect the retarded children?
The stealthy assassin of old people.
Who was that funny black dude I saw on the TV the other day?
He is that guy who used to troll world2ch/world4ch and whatnot, I think he was also a rejected goon.
Who is moot?
Because you can't relax around him or his bans.
Why shouldn't I resurrect Draco, the ancient Greek lawmaker?
Just add Spartans.
How do I turn a shitty video clip into a successful Youtube phenomenon?
Cloning Debito Ardou.
What would result in the destruction of Japan as we know it?
Aids.
I need some help around the office, who should I hire?
Really, ethnocentrism is like a circus, and otherwise respectable cultures are the biggest clowns of all.
Do you think Asians are cool?
By typing "DESU".
How can I make everyone hate me in the quickest way possible?
Displacement is vital to the process.
What do I need to find an object's average velocity?
Lots and lots of vodka.
What do I need to observe a Russian at maximum velocity?
It didn't come with a kitchen.
Why did you send your new computer back? I really don't get what your problem is, it worked just fine!
Exactly. Just like the giant heads made from metal standing in the cornfield, on the Pink Floyd cover.
So, Jeremy Clarkson looks like either the Easter Island heads or what now?
No way in hell there's six of them left after tonight.
What would happen if every country in the world had large stockpiles of nuclear weapons starting yesterday?
The large, tangled mess of cords under one of the couches in the basement.
Is there any evidence I forgot to get rid of?
I had to chew it thoroughly.
What would sex would look like if it were made out of mud and frozen decomposing undergrowth?
But I don't want to suck his cock to keep my legs.
If the whole world flooded, what would humanity use to soak it all up?
Press 9 three times and then dial the number you wish to call.
How do I bring Squeeks back from the dead?
Protip: Cast Beat and Defeat.
I really don't get it... What am i supposed to do, now that she's dead? I feel like i don't want to live anymore...
Leave me the fuck alone!
Hi, I was just wondering, would you please take this box full of money? It is perfectly legal and duty-free, I just don't want it anymore.
A hundred million, a million trillion stars up in the sky.
What are those specks of light that are always above us at night?
Why are you just staring at me like that, not saying anything?
Münchausen by proxy syndrome
What do you get if you put a hamster in a blender that plays classical, German music?
JEWS.
wud do you maked from crudged oranges?
Then that makes the panhandle the testicles!
Why do so many Bible thumpers live in the Florida Panhandle?
Death by having to smell someone else's farts.
What is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
Sorry, I must have made a typo. wink
What's so special about a rectal exam anyways?
Male genitalia of the tiny type.
What do you see in the mirror when you undress for a shower?
SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE.
Yo dizzle bizzles, I'm just chilaxing with the gizzles here in mah chizzle. Preach.
I doubt it, but you should consult a doctor just to be sure.
Did you give me AIDS last night?
Thunderwhistles.
What did you install on my toilet?
i know it's too late but in future scan keygens etc with www.virustotal.com, virusscan.jotti.org or novirusthanks.com
OMG my halo keygen i got of teh interwebs was a virus! WAT DO?
Seriously man, you have to stop doing that.
I bought Halo the other day, you should buy it too, maybe we could play?
THAT is my trump card.
I see you have a photo of your neighbor with some other guys dick in his mouth. Why do you have it?
A house without a roof
I didn't want to pay for a whore, so I tried pirating one using a keygen. I ended up getting an STD from it. What do I do?
Double-sided tape.
I need to put an "I'm Stupid" sign on my face what do I use to keep it in place?
Mooning a bus full of retarded schoolchildren.
What is the best way to die?
Flying animatronic genitalia.
If you could chose any pet, any pet at all. Which one would you chose ?
The banshee says it's sorry but apart from that... I think you still have to take care of that tribute to the United Future Organization.
Dude, I hooked up with some girl last night after you guys left. Man you should have seen her, long blond hair, sad piercing eyes and nice tight body in a tighter white dress. She was a real screamer. I woke up next to my saxophone, she was gone. I was feeling pretty bad so I picked my sax and started to play a few notes. It sounded so dull and empty like I had no soul. I don't think I can go to the studio today, can you make up some excuse for me?
You look like you've seen a ghost; What in the hell happened to you last night?
Sorry, I'm legally blind.
That isn't a popsicle in my pants! What is your problem?
fuckballs
HAL9000, will you please divide by zero?
You must type both into Googlefight.com and then you will get the correct answer.
What is faster, the speed of light or the speed of sound?
100 Yaoi fangirls with strap-on dildos.
So, who wants this gigantic crate of SUPA KAWAII NEKOMIMI ^________^ kitty-ear hairbands?
It's "aluminum," not "aluminium."
THE GOVERNMENT REPLACED ALL OF THE TIN FOIL WITH ALUMINIUM! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! THIS IS ALL A PART OF THEIR PLAN! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Eh, what's a body or two gonna do for me in the long run?
The journey of 1000 miles begines with a single stiff.
Using a chainsaw to scratch your balls.
I tried scratching my testicles with an electric mixer and they STILL itch. What would be considered going off the deep end?
A gigantic pimple the size of Canada.
You know, having the world sitting on his shoulders year after year without end can't be good for poor old Atlas. Doesn't he get any sort of ailment on his back where the world is lying?
The stalest meme in the world.
If this isn't MADNESS, what is it?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
What is Squeeks's hat made of, if not poo?
Sixteen of them.
How many Clonepa threads will have ended when we finally reach 1994?
No, it's eating up it's own ass. It just sucks.
Did anything interesting happen when I took a worm and made it into a circle?
Adam Powers juggling nitroglycerin
Who is Adam Powers? What feat will it take for me to have any interest in this person whatsoever?
SSSSSCIENCE!
How can I mix two black people in one?
What kind of question is that? Squeeks, obviously.
What exactly did you mean when you yelled "SHITHEAD" spontaneously?
You know, simply like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What was the programmer's national anthem again?
It's simple: kill the hat man.
How can I get rid of Squeeks?
It's just a jump to the left.
Where is the landmine on this battlefield?
Randy Marsh porn
Could you please kill this thread with an answer nobody wants to know the question to?
Dicks. Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.
What is the plural of dick and can you say that again because I'm hard of hearing?
The essence of all that is evil.
If they served food at TEH REI'S DINOR, what would it be made from?
Yay! Let's dance! (>^_^)> ~(^.^~)
I'm drunk as hell, what should I do?
The greatest number of courics in a single day.
When an SSBBW takes a crap, what is it like?
TIMMMAYYYYY!!!
If I give you $20 will you pretend to be my friend?
Under the covers.
Best place to keep my personal Rei?
Trowel some into the dumpster out back and see what happens.
My dog is missing, have you seen it?
The milkman
Who is that guy that appears on old American television shows and works a job that no longer exists?
A performance enhancing drug that enables people to beat the toughest video games.
(・∀・) I've always wondered what types of pills grandpa's always taking.
(・∀・) It's sort of like a typewriter, but I think you only get one try before the cronies come a lookin'.
What is the Internet?
Only if you can outwit Security Kitten.
Is there a way I can steal food from Rei's Diner?
A beer filled vending machine in a High School.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Where did you put my mittens?
Fat would be the most concise way to put it.
How would you describe the beautiful existence that is the average DQN denizen?
Toothless, covered in chemical residue and accelerating through the stratosphere.
What happened to that guy that smoked a cigarette in the hazardous chemical factory?
An alternate reality where bamboo eat Pandas
If Stephen Colbert were God, what would the world be like?
Surprisingly, Canada
What's that place where milk comes in bags?
Aw, it just means she likes you.
Why did that girl put a dildo in my anus?
Alternative sausages.
What did those fucking hipsters eat for breakfast?
Pork Chop Sandwiches
I'm looking for new masturbation toys; what do you use?
I'd fuck that excrementially.
Kanu Unchou?
That man who is the de facto leader and owner of half of the western text boards.
Who is John Galt?
BREAK THE SUPPORT DISC
Say something that sounds like it has something to do with FF7 but actually has to do with something completely different, please?
That is not a good time to release the emergency mittens.
uh oh. The emergency mittens are on fire. This is bad, isn't it? What does it mean?
STRIKE ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
A sexless pedophile has broken into my house. What should I do?
Stop making sense.
What will happen to the Elitist Superstructure as we get older?
It's a question of lust.
Should I go with Progressive or Esurance?
His middle name was engraved on the handle.
Holmes, do tell me, how was it that you found the murderer of my ex-wife?
You know as well as I do, >>295, that that is completely subjective.
Why are you ugly as hell?
The only bad thing about Kirby for the NES/Famicom
I wonder if I'll have to fight that stupid penguin again?
Because our busdriver is a crackhead
Why the hell are we driving off this cliff?
Because you touch yourself too much.
Why did you encase my hands in concrete mittens?
That's quite simple, >>299, you need to apply the Laplace Transform on the step function.
I wave a magic wand around and yell "henshin" why can't I turn in to a magic wielding heroine?
The anime that did for the 2000s what Neon Genesis Evangeilon did for the 1990s.
What's Pokemans?
The ID thread in /iaa/...