[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (794)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 23:40

What is http://www.random.org/ good for?

In an amazing twist, it carried out but was not w.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 01:34

Help! Someone stole one of the keys on my keyboard!

I pressed the easy button again.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 01:11

Why does my easy button have a dead battery?

the dumbest magic spell ever cast.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 20:18

I'm playing FATAL, and the only spell I have is Bestow Sniffle.

I'm now going to kill myself.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 22:44

How will you do your part to make the world a better place?

Give it some time and see if it gets any larger.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6073 21:40

Why won't my monoboob grow? can i make it get bigger!!?

Don't keep clicking it, that won't make it go any faster.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 02:00

I need to cross the street right now! How many times must I push the button?

A gun with a backwards barrel.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 04:45

Who is this self-proclaimed "Captain Lerrab" idiot?

She's frosting a cake with a paper knife.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 15:25

What makes you think she got into Grandpa's booze?

I'm sorry, please ask again later.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 21:00

What makes you think she got into Grandpa's booze?

I blame >>523.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 01:44

Who will make the dumb post that kills this thread?

The most explosive popcorn.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 19:45

What is the number one cause of microwave-related deaths?

Without a thorough colonoscopy, all I can give is idle speculation.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 20:37

What breed of mouse is currently inhabiting my anus?

I don't know, he sounded pretty gay to me.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 21:41

Remember my flatmate, he used to wear those flowery shirts and listen to the Smiths? He married his girlfriend last week

They live in a dark, wet country ruled by girly-men.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 01:54

Punjabs.

He has a lisp.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 06:20

Why do you say that he sounded pretty gay to you?

He left an empty bottle of vodka in my room and didn't even offer to share.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 23:48

How could you be sure it was Grandpa?

what is this I don't even

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 05:19

Any retarded channer shit you want to get out of your system?

Because I don't like playing Deus Ex.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 12:12

Why are you a bad person?

Nah.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 14:22

Should I save your mother from this boiling vat of oil?

So that's why I have a hangover.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 00:53

Grandpa?

I just realized that Johnny Carson was doing this joke as "Carnac the Magnificent" on TV in the 1970s.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:45

Why do you look so pensive after watching "That 70s show"?

The skinniest BBW.

323 Name: bilbo : 1993-09-6090 05:31

ur mom

Time! Time!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 20:56

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Because the previous poster is also a panda, that's why.

325 Name: da hobet : 1993-09-6093 22:32

Why didn't you get the reference?

Shut up and drink your coffee.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 05:08

I have a serious caffeine allergy, do you think maybe you could call an ambulance?

Because I walk with a limp.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 15:08

Hey, everyone else has a pet photoshop. Why don't you have a pet photoshop?

The only possible answer is Diet Pepsi.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:55

How could we possibly power such an impossible contraption?

Meat would be the obvious answer.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 23:48

What's that sweet and meaty smell?

Because there weren't enough let's-play-games-with-your-captcha threads.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 21:23

Why were you angry after visiting DQN today?

Though it might be difficult at first, it is our only hope.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 10:12

Must I truly go back in time to reverse the Eternal September?

Then don't drop it, dumbass.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 00:19

If I drop this tune, it will literally set the dancefloor on fire!

It's only equalled by your lust for oreos.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 15:30

What is your fascination with butter on bacon?

Ejaculating in a mayonnaise jar and giving it to someone else.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 15:32

What is the dickest thing you've done so far?

Patchouli Knowledge.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 02:36

What does that hippie jerkwad have that I</I don't, anyway?

A consolation ribbon.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 10:12

What is something that is always better when written in italics?

If it is thought, then it must exist.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 14:08

Does God exist?

They were originally planning to make tennis balls, but there was a mix-up and they got potatoes instead of rubber.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 14:40

Why does my tennis racket turn tennis balls into french fries?

Anthro pigs and anthro elephants

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:50

What are the most common fetishes among chubby-chaser furries?

It carries out and is w.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:25

What is the greatest thing a DQN can accomplish?

Teaching quantum mechanics to a 10 year old.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 02:44

What is the greatest thing a DQN can't accomplish?

Hamilton Bleach.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 03:50

Okay, so if Ichigo and Rukia go to new York and... Ah, fuck it, anyone else feel like doing this joke?

Only three, unless it's a weekend.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6106 23:30

How many people are in your bed?

The synthesizer solo in "Europe - The Final Countdown"

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6122 19:44

What do you get if you cross the Doctor Who theme with a giant panda?

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6122 19:45

How can I answer silently?

Green, elongated cucumber jokes.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 21:55

How do I win the heart of a cucumber?

An innecessary and terribly obscene amount of dicks.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6124 12:56

>>346 What kind of graffiti is in the locker room of a gym?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6124 19:09

Losersayswhat?

The doctor said it was treatable!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 04:37

My condolences on losing your legs to advanced hikikomori's disease.

A bottle of bourbon, a Strike Witches boxed set, and a loaded handgun.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 13:48

My little sister has a birthday next week, what should I give her?

Wait until it rains, and then pound on them a bunch of times with a rubber mallet.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 03:10

Whats the best way to get rid of moles?

Engage according to operational parameters.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 03:35

Bravo Sierra, this is Whiskey Tango. We have visual on the enemy. Please advise, over.

Playing Perfect Cherry Blossom while driving.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 20:35

What was ZUN arrested for last year?

Fifteen flavours of jelly just weren't enough, I guess.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 14:32

Why did that guy with OCD freak out in the 12th aisle in Sweetbay?

The dumbest superhero power that actually accomplished something.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6144 07:33

What is Greyskull?

that part became very much like the ending of "Tears of Sun" movie for me... reteating like a motherfucker, mentally handicapped AI teammate is trying bravely to revive a friend and I'm bandaging myself, I even shot an APC... but so many fucking chinks man... going backward toward the evac point and shooting as many chinks as I can and a dramatic change to side arm and the complimentary AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6144 22:39

What was the most memorable thing about the Mario Kart game for you?

I personally think he did it just for spite.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 00:37

Why did someone key into my car "I love you" ?

Dhalsim's dick

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:00

What did they use to rescue that little girl who fell into the well?

The easiest (and safest) way to check the difference is scent

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:57

I'm never quite sure when I pick my underwear off the floor if I should wear them again or throw them in the hamper.

fourteen point oh-five degrees kelvin

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 01:39

Some bar said they had the coldest beer in the world. Exactly how cold was it?

100 kegs of Rolling Rock beer.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 20:29

What else does the AVGN own besides a shitty game collection?

Selling real flamethrowers in a children's toy store.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 21:12

How can I effectively breed stupidity out of the human race now that the theory or practice of eugenics isn't cool anymore?

The same reason hip-hop 'artists' steal from classic rock songs and call it 'sampling'.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 01:16

Why do Japanese language song have several English words in them?

Hidden underneath your mother's bed, and kept shut with a lock.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 12:52

Where can I find a secret dildo collection?

If you're losing that much blood, it's probably better to go to a hospital.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 14:26

Nonsense, it's only a flesh wound.

The secret is annealing at 250 C. for at least four hours afterward.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 16:14

I tried to make a Fancy Hearing Cake and it tasted terrible! What could I have done wrong?

Put two of them in a cup.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 03:33

I have a surplus of girls, what should I do with them?

The pages turn, the wheel spins, and the clock stops.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 19:41

How do you feel, seeing your aunt naked?

I think it was around seventeen, maybe more

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 20:31

How old were you, the first time you saw your aunt naked?

Your aunt is now my sexual fetish.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 22:57

My aunt just died. What now?

The yellow river in China.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 23:02

Where does pee go when you flush?

Send a photo of that to the New York Times.

372 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 11:47

What should I do with the fanny bag that I just discovered on my belt?

Try talking sense into it. If it doesn't help then gnaw on it.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 12:17

My antelope is stuck on 'shuffle' again!

That's kind of what you get for lending it to your dead cousin.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 21:57

Why is that, after giving my guns to my insane and dead cousin, is he now plotting his revenge against me for my failure to revive him?

Yes, I do believe you manage to be even faggier than Relolia

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:41

Do I look fabulous or what?

Clockwise if you're in Europe, otherwise not even God can help you.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:46

Which way do I go on this roundabout road?

North Korea's socialized medicine.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 02:13

What resembles your typical HMO coverage except is way more honest about it?

I believe what I said at the time went something like "hurrrrr".

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 13:52

Why did you get on that roundabout road?

Every word of it is a lie, including "a," "an," and "the."

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 14:17

Have you heard that tale about a man, an plan the panama?

On 4-ch DQN we are all panda

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 15:44

So in your opinion, what do the members of DQN have in common?

All of it! The entire thing!

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 17:05

How much cake do you normally eat?

You have only yourself to thank.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 17:13

Which people should I thank in my award ceremony speech?

Akhnaten, I guess.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 20:43

Who's your phavorite pharaoh?

I got the idea when I saw Squeeks wearing the poo turban.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 21:23

What possessed you to found your own religion?

Sort of like sycamore seeds.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 22:32

What is the taste of sycaless seeds?

It's the direction of the ferret wheel.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 22:57

What's the least helpful definition of the word "clockwise" that you can think of?

Ms Patchouli wants you to read her the SICP.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 23:07

How can I learn more about Touhou?

Drifting a London bus.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 06:34

What's the most ignoble stunt you've pulled lately, DQN?

The holy trinity of one part onions to two parts bell peppers and three parts celery.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 09:22

What's the least appropriate thing imaginable to put in ice cream?

The secret is that there is no secret--it is exactly what it appears to be.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 18:40

So what's the secret ingredient of your special tomato soup cake?

Well I do have a friend who made a giant phallus on Minecraft, if that counts.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:09

What makes you so unique?

Another one bites the dust is not by michael jackson

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 08:07

What is your opinion on the latest Freddy Mercury authorship theory?

No more than forty-six. Unless we're talking about the lilac sort, then up to sixty-seven.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 08:45

how many flowers can I stuff in my vagina?

Everybody in the world, except for the goddamn icelanders.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 09:33

Who secretly hates ljuetfisk?

Bees. My God.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 12:23

I poked this nest, what are those things coming out of it?

Butts man.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 13:57

Who's that guy who got his superpowers from used cigarettes?

My right ankle.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 15:57

What's for dinner?

Because it makes less of a mess.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 16:22

Why would anyone have sex with a hollowed-out watermelon?

1924. It was a hell of a year!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 19:51

Can you tell me about the years before 1993?

Knee socks.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 19:58

Which protective tool that should be worn at all times is not as good as mittens?

It's a hell of a ride.

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