[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (791)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:27

How can there be evidence supporting claims that Jesus was both black AND white?

11 year olds, from what I hear.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 15:54

What is this year's hot new trend?

The third trimester is the new 18, so they say

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:27

What's with so many students killing themselves before third trimester starts?

It's the law, I'm afraid. You're coming with me.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 17:12

Can't a man masturbate alone in the privacy of his home?

Infinity-plus-one.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:18

How many days are there in September?

I'm afraid DQN's character count per post is insufficient to answer this question. You should probably read the book "電波男" by Tooru Honda if you really want to know.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 14:47

I need to know what the fist 5000 words in "電波男" by Tooru Honda are. Can someone post them for me?

I doubt it, your sister was the same.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:03

Are there girls not totally fascinated by those stupid rocks stars created by Disney?

It is like being bukkake'd by guys with erectile dysfunction.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 11:58

What does it feel like to have twelve garden snakes right in front of your face?

That's why you don't hire statisticians to mow your lawn.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 14:09

What the! Why is my lawn shaved down to a bell curve?

The first one is free, then they got ya hooked.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 22:54

How do tobacco companies get more young people to smoke?

Saturday the 14th.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:22

Do we have a date yet?

You wish!

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:48

Will there ever be a rainbow?

>>589

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 01:03

Who says "Oppai Oppai!" in that other thread?

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 19:44

Do you have a question about that other thread?

Because it's written in LISP.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 10:05

Everthing I read aloud in thith post thounds like thith. Whatth up with that?

Seven, if you keep them warm.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 21:03

With current advances in medical science, how many donor penises could I graft onto my body without succumbing to rejection or infection?

That's a really good idea, you should try definitely try that, but let me get my digital camera first so I can capture this moment for future enjoyment or cash prizes.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 03:56

Should I fight Sigma without any armor upgrades aside from those fucking boots?

No. Everyone chooses him because they figure since it's about the holy sword, he's got to be the main character, but I don't give a shit how strong he is, since he's slow as fuck while Kevin is a double-hitting badass, despite being overshadowed by that flamboyant fangirl-magnet, Hawkeye.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 15:23

I chose him because I figured that since it's about the holy sword, this dude's got to be the MC; and I'm telling ya he's powerful as fuck.
Never got round to using that Kevin dude yet though, wondering if he's any good. You reckon I should stick with my current guy?

If the price is right and the place is secure.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 16:19

Should I go to a brothel downtown?

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 01:11

What a fucking pain, I just want to spawn more zerglings, but this character limit forces me to spend precious minerals on floating brain-sheep. What do you think?

I would have to pick the sexy lady gremlin from Gremlins 2.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 14:14

Did you or did you not take your medicine today?

Well, it depends on the shape and structure of the broken object.

122 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5704 02:19

>>121, what would a broken object look like?

>>123, I don't like her because she's a BITCH.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 05:09

Why don't you like my new shetland sheepdog puppy?

Yeah, I got your "positional stabilizer" right here, pal.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 11:24

Did you get the cock ring I sent you the other day?

That's old enough for me.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 15:09

Old enough to pee?

Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 21:49

Have you ever been in Bangkok at twelve o'clock, foamed at the mouth and run?

You can do that, but be be prepared to clean up a big mess afterwards if you do.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 23:43

Should I eat 12 packs of Metamucil?

Because much to my own sadness, Reimu will never be as popular as that slut Marisa.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 09:57

Why can't you play Embodiement of the Scarlet Devil without crying?

Well, I don't think you've much experience in dealing with the Zulus.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 00:09

In Civilization III, I'm trying to get Writing off of the Zulu, who have a much weaker military than I do. I have nothing to trade, so I'm demanding it. What am I doing wrong?

You don't want to hang out with them, they're all gay or transvestites.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 02:16

Do you think I should post in the "[Gay] In this thread we call the previous poster gay or a transvestite [Transvestites]" thread?

That's actually just a Frisbee.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 04:41

What the hell is that thing coming out of my dog's ass?

The head of John the Baptist.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 04:47

What the hell is that thing coming out of my dog's ass?

Everyone thinks they're so great because they take cute pictures that you can put on the internet, but in reality they're always bitchy and mean and just generally suck as pets.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 07:21

Why do people like cats?

What the hell is that thing coming out of my dog's ass?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 14:17

How can you fail at a thread so badly?

Take six Tylenol 3s, two Robaxacet, and two anti-histamines. Call me when you wake from your coma.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 20:14

...

June 6th, 1901, that's the same day Hitler had a one-night stand with Churchill

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 22:14

When the hell did that thing come out of my dog's ass?

The cure for that has been with you all along.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 04:44

/k/ommando here, Lately I've been so depressed. Any one know of a good way to cure depression?

Lesbian Monkeys from Outer Space!

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 08:12

What are your thoughts on the the Bonobos and what is your theory as to why they are only found in the Democratic Republic of Congo?

I don't know, go ask Squeeks

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 18:54

WWSD?

A shaven monkey prostitute.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 21:18

Goddamnit, I can't get an erection off from normal porn. What helps you get off easily?

This society's like totally corrupt'n'shit. Like, you know, big corporations are ruining our like spirituality and stuff, like totally...

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 23:26

I never wanted my multimillion dollar job. Should I quit now and become a hippie?

Wrap it up in toilet paper, and flush it down.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 05:16

What should I do with this dead horse?

I don't think Squeeks is ever coming back.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 21:59

I got a postcard from Squeeks that just said "Greetings from Mexico!" Do you thing he'll bring me a present?

That's between you and God.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 23:51

Why does God hate me?

A monkey with fours asses.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 00:09

What happens when deranged morons get genetic modification machinery?

William the pigeon

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 04:29

Who was the least respected medieval English king?

Twist it up, smoke it down, lah-de-dah-de-dah

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 05:05

What I did with the medical herbs my friend gave me.

Marksmanship, how to dress a kill, tracking, navigation, and edible plant identification.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 10:26

What are the 5 most important skills for an airline pilot?

Too much tanasinn. Think more, feel less.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 00:39

Tanasinn?

You'd think the crowbar would have done the job, but no, it didn't even make a noticeable difference.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 03:27

What did you do to that dead body?

Death is the only answer.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 09:58

What spell should I use to fill up my last black mage slot?

No, no, a thousand times, NO!

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 19:32

So, would watching Crazy Dave Tape be time well spent?

I can't believe that the Japanese never thought of it first.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 00:14

An all wheel drive car with an inline six engine

shooting laser beams from the eyes

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 23:02

Is it possible to cure rectal cancer?

No, that's awful. You should be ashamed of yourself.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 01:43

Was my question for the eye lasers answer any good?

It's not like the dogs would know the difference. Go for it.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 03:21

I want to get plastic surgery so that I look like one of the orcs from the LotR movies, but I'm worried that my friends might disapprove. Should I?

You must use a pair of tweezers to very, VERY carefully remove the foreign object.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 22:29

I think the coke-filled condom up my ass is broken, what should I do?

You know that just might work. A little more nail polish and, yeah.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:26

I'm trying to fake my own death, will this dummy constructed out of trash bags and carpet samples convince the insurance company and my six wives?

I think it's just there for decorative purposes.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 16:23

There's a gigantic cave spider in my room, what the fuck?

You burn it into a Blu-Ray disc.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 01:43

A hacker put a virus on my computer, what should I do?

AIDS and cancer at the same time.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 02:36

Final solution for USER heh man!fi.Jek4HW6 and other distasteful miscreants?

You're right, I am awesome.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 03:39

Why are there three gigantic tentacle penises emerging from your pants?

Sorry, we don't stock those, but we do have this lovely sledgehammer.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 18:25

Have you seen my Mjolnir lying about?

Frankly, squeeks, I'm amazed you've survived without it this long.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 21:48

   __    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   where is my hat?
 | | |     
 (__)_)

Sometimes, you just need a hug.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5849 20:20

Why did you give twenty dollars to that daytime prostitute?

Well, if you want to risk needing a colostomy bag for the rest of your life, it might be fun.

166 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5851 04:49

How does it feel to sodomize yourself with a tree branch?

As far as I'm concerned, he should have never had that status in the first place.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 21:25

What is your opinion of President Obama?

4 first class plane tickets from Tampa to Tokyo on Christmas Eve, followed by a rented Nissan GT-R, and a shopping trip with some Ganguro girls in Roppongi and Shibuya.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 02:12

Try to find something better than mittens. Go on, I dare ya.

I dunno, something that walks on four legs in the morning, I guess.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 15:46

what has become of today's youth!?

not unless you're able to properly pronounce the words fennesz, reburf and wareruride

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 17:36

Do you think I'll be able to pass my tri-lingual math test?

iichan could help you with that.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 00:19

Is there a slower textboard than here?

The world.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 11:39

Aaah you know, that guy with the steamroller and then he shouts and goes WRYYY and... damnit, I really can't remember what it was called!

Well maybe if you count the corpses, too.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 19:24

Overall, would you say the happiness of the Chinese people increased dramatically as a result of the Great Leap Forward?

FYAD

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5857 23:13

So, what is the name of your immigrant co-worker?

You can use a toothpick for that, just make sure to remove pointy sides.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 00:25

My eye itches, what do I scratch it with?

A herd of /b/tards.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 00:53

Whats worse than a /b/tard?

Dead men tell no tales.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 23:29

This storyteller is boring me to death with his boring stories. What should I do.

The same as giving gloves to mitten lovers.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5859 01:51

>>177 What does it feel like to give fake money to the homeless?

>>178 A toothpick, a cellphone, and a roll of Scotch tape could do the trick.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5859 05:02

Could you answer your own question? Alternatively, how would MacGyver make a bug?

What? No, it's nothing like that ...

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5859 06:47

>>179
Dude, are you hitting on my mom!?

>>181
A yandere Jehovah witness chick. It's cute until she slits your throat with this month's issue of Watchtower.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 20:34

>>180
Which kind of girl would be great for me?

>>182
Stab a black man.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5861 23:57

How do i ensure that 1 less Obama vote is cast in 2012?

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5861 23:57

Because someone outside the guiness book of records records that number.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 21:12

>>183
Why can't I find a count of how many times you've fucked up and will fuck up this thread in the guiness book of records?

Because you're fucking nuts.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5863 12:21

Why don't people appreciate my blood paintings? http://Crinkle-CutBeatroot.deviantart.com/art/Long-Walk-Home-127590660 (Please click full view)

Try some progressive jumpstyle.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 13:54

How can I get better at DDR?

Laser.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 18:30

I think cats are pretty cool as they are, how could we possibly improve on god's cuddliest creature?

I don't think you're my type, but if I'm ever looking to experiment I'll let you know.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5865 02:08

I need a mad scientist who can build diabolical devices to further my schemes of world domination. Interested?

North, West, South, West.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5865 19:27

What are the directions to get to the superstructure from the haunted forest?

Find that heh man dude, he'll know.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5865 20:04

What is it like to be a namefag and tripfag?

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5865 23:12

Does this question have an answer?

Write it on paper, and we'll see.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 23:56

How do I solve Fermat's Last Theorem?

It's called skull fucking, dummy.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 00:50

Wh..what are you doing to squeeks!?

When I bought it the cashier winked at me.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 01:20

What was it like to die at Yoshinoya?

Red Mage, Fighter, Thief, White Mage. It's just how I roll.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 07:35

Which of your Final Fantasy themed D20s will we be using at today's session?

Mr. Pibb. Lots of Mr. Pibb.

196 Name: MODD!3GqYIJ3Obs : 1993-09-5875 09:00

How do I wax my chest?

A single dolphin.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 16:07

When I cross sedate lions for an immortal porpoise, what should I give it?

Five tons of flax.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 19:14

Hey mom what's for dinner?

No, they were only 5$.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 04:26

>>195
I admit. I laughed.

Anyways, as for >>198

Did you have to pay tax for that sub?

I would, but then I'd have to flip your skirt.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 09:48

Could you loan me five dollars?

Your idiot brain couldn't comprehend it anyway.

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