>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

>>444
How will I eventually commit suicide?

>>446
About four million cubic feet of mincemeat.

After all that anticipation, all I got was a boypive. Should have known that girlpives would sell out less than three hours after release.

>>446
What's it like in the universe where posting in the wrong thread is okay?

>>448
I'm not sure there is an answer to that.

>>447
What is the coordinates of the intersect between the lines y = sinx and y = 1/cosx?

>>449
As you might expect, I can't remember it very clearly, but I think it was about 80%.

>>448 What was your score on that standardized test you took in middle school?

>>450 What happens if an elementary school student plays Touhou on hard mode?

>>449
What deep philosophical questions have you been pondering recently?

>>451
Cherries.

>>450
Which fruit has the most innuendo value?

>>452
It is easy when you are a trans-dimensional shape shifter.

>>451 How do you sneak into the locker room of the opposite sex, and then take photos?

>>453 Letting the outcasts shoot bullies to death freely.

>>452
What would be your first action upon being appointed as a headteacher?

>>454
It would be "Reverie".

>>453
What Debussy piece would you want playing in the background as the bombs fall?

>>455
Smooch and pooch.

>>454
What should I name my posh brothel for furries?

>>456
Nah, what you want to do, is go OLDSKOOL with it.

>>455 Do you like my electronica music? If you don't, what do you suggest that I do?

>>457 another one of those animal combat games that ends with "mon."

>>456 What is 'Dogfighting with Matt Damon' all about?

>>458 I don't know much about electricity, but you should probably just go home.

>>457
Oh God how did this get here I am not good with computer?

>>459
If you ask the question, you already know the answer.

>>458
Would that response suggest that you originally came to DQN from you-know-where?

>>460
Corrugated cardboard.

>>459
Sir, I challenge you to a duel! Would you care to specify the weapons?

>>461
Only on moonless nights and behind the pawnshop.

>>460
Would you fuck a goat?

>>462
X Y Z Z Y

>>461
What's the cheatcode to feel instead of think in the lates tanasinn video game?

>>463
Four more years.

>>462
How long until the end of the world, would you say?

>>464
Ins.

>>463
What could be considered the opposite of "outs"?

>>465
I have reason to believe they may in fact be homosexual.

>>464
What are the sources of gay magic?

>>466
0.0000001%.

>>465 What are the odds of making $1,000,000 USD or more from making comics?

>>467 The hardest truth ever told.

>>466
You have a tiny penis. How well do you agree with that statement?

>>468
Maybe

>>467
Are you projecting your insecurity over the size of your penis onto >>466?

>>469
Something to do with little girls and flowers. Lots of flowers.

>>468
What's your vision of paradise?

>>470
6Hz vibrato, rapid-decay reverb, 3200Hz lowpass, 1200Hz notch.

>>469
What custom features did you desire in your custom vibrating dildo?

>>471
Brian Peppers.

>>470 What was his name before he became Sargent Peppers?

>>472 1997 VW GTI VR6

>>471
Um, I'd like to ask you a favour... Y'see, I have this fetish for men listing technical terms I can't understand. If it's not too much trouble, could you please say a few numbers and acronyms which don't mean anything to me?

>>473
Don't look at me; it was like that when I got here.

>>472
Why is there a dead little girl on your floor with all her clothes ripped off and stained with blood?

>>474
The bastard child of Karl Marx and a London street whore

>>473 China calls itself a communist country, but that isn't completely true. How would you explain China's economy?

>>475 An several hardcore nerds discussing what would happen if DC Comics and Marvel Comics characters decided to fight each other to the death.

>>474
A disturbing nightmare, you say? What was it about?

>>476
I love you.

>>475
I'll only let you fuck me if you love me. D-do you?

>>477
Tricks and hoes

>>476, what did that stage magician say he needed for a weekend of gardening and entertaining children?

>>478, look within and you'll understand.

>>477
Why does my ass hurt?

>>479
Methane.

>>478
Why did my ass caught on fire?

>>480
It will have to wait unless the sky clears.

>>479
Didn't you say we were going on a road trip in your solar-powered car this afternoon?

>>481
That was a long time ago.

>>480

You broke my heart and now you want favors from me!?!

>>482

It's free Slurpee Day at 7/11.

>>481
Why can't you attend your father's funeral?

>>483
I believe her exact words were "Jesus dick".

>>482 What did Sweet Bro say after his (or her, now) accidental sex change?

>>484 It was about three months ago today, and it still hurts to walk.

>>483 I heard you took and arrow to the knee. Is that true?

>>485 That is the kind of dream I had 3 times in one week.

>>484
What is your opinion on George and Lennie's dream in Of Mice & Men?

>>486
I did it in a sort of frenzied state last Saturday at 1AM.

>>485

Why is there a steaming pile of shit in my sink?

>>487

I don't want to get my feet dirty.

>>486
What is your stance on naked mud wrestling?

>>488
Not until you've done the dishes.

>>487
Please can I go whore myself out for drug money?

>>489
Strudel.

>>488
So you're leaving me for Gretchen, eh? What does that Teutonic floozy have to offer that I don't?

>>490
I guess he's one of them, too.

>>489
Why does my father keeps insisting that the date is actually May 2012?

>>491
A warm, fluffy blanket.

>>490
I have all these dead bunnies. What can I make?

>>492
Katsu curry.

>>491
I have all these dead catgirls. What can I make?

>>493
Um, they're right there on your head.

>>492
Weehre are my eeyess

>>494
I think so

>>493
Do you agree with the philosophy "Don't think, feel"?

>>495
A soggy sandwich made of despair.

>>494
What do you get when you ask a goth (who is bad at cooking) to make lunch for you?

>>496
OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

>>495 What are the only lyrics that people can remember from that old song?

>>497 Jethro Tull's greatest sucess

>>496
What're you thinking about?

>>498
I love them all.

>>497
Which Stronzemon is your favorite?

>>499
It's under the bed, where you always leave it.

>>498
Have you seen my sanity?

>>500
How does it feel to seize the >>500GET?

>>499
What have you always wondered since you first came to this website?

>>501
There's probably a Tesco Value version

>>501
I'm trying to print out an image of a man wearing a bowler hat, but it won't work. What do you recommend?

>>503
Your sister.

>>502
This stew is delicious! What's in it?

>>504
More than 98%, unfortunately.

>>503 ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How much of the world's mittens are owned by 1% of the population?

>>505
It never existed in the first place, except for wigs.

>>504
What happened to the elitist superstructure's secret union of wigs and wig-wearers?

>>506
On the contrary! I'd wait at least a month.

>>505
I demand that you come to my house and fuck me right now! You're on your way over right now, aren't you?

>>507
I don't care how many times I have to say it! I don't want your money! I won't even take it for that!

>>506 I just want to buy 1 ounce of your pee! What would you lose if you sold it?

>>508 World's fastest giant turtle.

>>507
What do you want to be when you grow up?

>>509
I don't know, I'm only a stamp collector.

>>508 Since you're into collecting things, can you tell me how many coins Zimbabwe uses in its currency?

>>510 A jigsaw puzzle of Uncle Sam standing amongst some stereotypically depicted native americans.

>>509
What should I get my hippie aunt for her fiftieth wedding anniversary?

>>511
As long as it's only stunned for an hour or two, I say go for it.

>>510 Should I fuck this animal that I used my Phaser on?

>>512 That really annoying Ace Of Base song.

>>511
What song do you want played at your funeral?

>>513
Please... it hurts so much!

>>512 Would you like me to lance your infected testicle? I'll be wanting two million yen in compensation for the emotional trauma, though.

>>514
He never was one for explaining the joke. sniff I'll miss him.

>>513
I still don't get it. Why did he ask for his body to be "dipped in marmalade and fed to walruses"?

>>515
The first time isn't too bad, but it's all downhill from there.

>>514 What is using this harsh drug like?

>>516 being addicted to Touhou games

>>515 So, what's New York's biggest economic problem in 2014?

>>517 What did they mean by, "the pressure, the terrible pressure"?

>>516 They are talking about needing to fart, but if they let it out they will be humiliated.

>>518 Filmnstuff reviews Top Gun for the NES.

>>517
What was the last thing to make you cry?

>>519
Stick it up your nose and hope for the best.

>>518
So how is this firework paper going to clear up my sinus trouble?

>>520
All the raw meat you could eat in a lifetime.

>>519
Blowing up a farm? What's in it for me?

>>521
About ten thousand of them.

>>520
How many children have you, erm, examined in this fiscal year alone?

>>522
Arthur Schopenhauer's "World as Will and Idea", if you can find both volumes!

>>521
Remind me, which books are we taking to tonight's book burning?

>>523
I stopped doing that about seven years ago.

>>522
Do you still perform demonic rituals to ensure prosperity?

>>524
Boop.

>>523
Out of all the beautiful sounds different cultures have created over centuries of music, what is the greatest sound of all?

>>525
A mediocre J-drama.

>>524
What is the most accurate description of your life at the moment?

>>526
Ask again later and I might be a little more willing.

>>525
Would you like to travel forwards in time with me?

>>527
It, uh, it looks like a huge cock and balls.

>>528 how would you describe what petroleum refining machinery looks like?

>>530 a tornado in reverse.

>>527 How would you describe John Freeman?

>>529 Zombies ate my head.

>>528 So, how did your joyful bike ride went?

>>530 It was... inevitable...

>>529
What was the answer to 6 across in last week's crossword?

>>531
Sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick.

>>531
Why does your cat look so damn smug?

>>533
No, only one! Only one, you lunatic!

>>532
I applied the serum to test subjects 001-006. Kay?

>>534
Because it was a good thread.

>>533
Why don't people post here more often?

>>535
Absolutely, DEFINITELY, not mittens.

>>534
What do you wear when performing necromancy?

>>536
I think it should be just a little bigger.

>>536 A Wiimote that is an N64 controller with motion sensors added.

>>538 A suggestive joystick

>>537 What was the first thing you ever pleasured yourself anally with?

>>539 I tried to but it didn't work the way it did in my imagination.

>>538
So, did you ever build that flying battle-mech you were talking about?

>>540
The flavor really isn't that nice.

>>539 Did you hear they brought Creamola Foam back?

>>541 It's all Dragon Arrow! Dragon Arrow! Dragon Tail! Dragon Arrow!

I found this old inscription, "☊☊☋☊" can you translate it?

I am pretty sure that that is beyond the purview of most physical therapy, sorry.

>>541
Hey doc, is there anyway I could get jacked off by futanari catgirls in maid costumes over school swimsuits as they are fucked from behind by giant octopus?

>>543
Try shaking it.

>>542
I cannot get the last couple of drops of piss out of my wiener properly when I'm at the urinal, can you help me with this?

>>544
When the label says "Do Not Eat", it's probably not a good idea to eat it.

>>543
How do I open this awful package of salt?

>>545
You didn't need to tell your preschool teacher that.