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i @§-]@|! i@@It's a strange menu where every third option is "Put it in"
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@They fucked it up again! It's supposed to say "puta madre"!
|ζ| @@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Don't want them Spanish thinking them's welcome here.
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@...goddammit, Grandpa messed with my script again, didn't he.
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Squeeks and CUTCUTCUTCUTCUT there will be NO fourth-wall breaking on my set, even if Grandpa messed with your script again. It's called ad-libbing, Marty.
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( LΦ`) mexicans have no business in this country!
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(EΦE) I'm surprised that you have a business at all.
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i @§-]@|! i@@At least my cloners gave me a butt. OHHH BURN
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(EΦE) what
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(EΦE) I have no butt.
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i@EΝEjSabots! Rei wears sabots!!
(EΦE) She's adoREIble. <3
( LΦ`) You should get shot for that.
( ί Φί) I'd like a mitten on the rocks, and keep 'em coming.
Sorry, I already turned the mitten on myself.
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i @§-]@|! i@It's nine o'clock (am) on a saturday
_R .U@- Ιm @The regular crowd shuffles in.....
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Um... I'm here. Hi.
Can I get something to eat 'round this joint?
I resent that. I'm not vile, just hungry. I'm only invisible because I've wasted away to nothingness here, waiting for my order.
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_R .U@- Ιm @that vile "food" stuff you all seem to want so much.
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( ί ί) I'm a mother pheasant plucker!
( ί ί) I pluck mother pheasants!
( ί ί) I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
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( ί -ί) The sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick!!!
(ί -ί ) ... or so I heard.
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i @§-]@|! i@Well I guess we'll have to put it down then.
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_|@@@_Q/@^ Lamb Stew, and MLTs.
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_R .U@- Ιm @What happened to your gyros?
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Wait a minute...
So, food isn't supposed to have poo content right?
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`(,_Ι ... ain't got no rhythm.
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@ ( =EͺE=@... can't even keep a beat
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@ ( =EͺE=@... So I'm never gonna dance again.
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i @§-]@|! i@This ain't no dance hall.
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( E-◍) I'd like to order a bambulance, please. I mean an ambalamps. I mean--
( x -x) thud
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have phones here.
_R .U@- Ιm @But we do have Korean Beady Eyes, who's been looking for you.
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Do you have a nose?
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_R .U@- Ιm @Do you have a FACE? No? Haw haw.
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( ί ί) Oh snap!
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_R .U@- Ιm @That's enough out of you, little miss knitted hand garments.
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( ί ί) Today's IotD at http://wakachan.org/ is mittenlicious!!
You, Rei, I want You.
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But I have a Facebook account!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Sorry, we're all out of Yoshinoya copypasta.
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( ί ί) Rei's neck looks broken!
( ί ί) You always know how to hit where it hurts, Rei!
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(G`EΦEj@You wasted a perfectly good opportunity for a 420 GET there, Rei.
( ί ί) You always know how to post in all caps to make a point, Rei!
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( ί -ί)
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( ί ί) Where's invisible Corea?
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extra crispy
Well OK, but I keep all my jewgolds in my nose, so you'll have to get them out with a big q-tip!
Q-tips will cost you 150,000,000 Zimbawean dollars, nico`♥
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( E __E) I desire only the finest macaroni and cheese you have to offer.
Strawberries will cost you 150,000,000 Zimbawean dollars per, nico`♥
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( EΝE) Sounds tasty! Does that come with a side of fries?
( E __E) What does that translate to in USD?