( ˃Ν˂) I'll take five mittens!
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i @§-]@|! i@If I had known it was going to take you this
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, I only have Lithuanian cheeseburgers left.
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( L_½M) I'll take two of those and a pikachu. Preferably to go.
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i @§-]@|! i@I don't know... They're pretty runny...
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( ί ί) Hi, can I get a bladder please? It's to go!
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i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of Ram's Bladder Cup. Would you like
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( ί -ί) Yeah, I enjoyed Monty Python when I was a kid, too.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of menus. Here, let me write our fine selection
_R .U@- Ιm @on the insides of your eyelids for you
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( L_½M) Hello, I would like to purchase an american coca-cola.
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i @§-]@|! i@Fuck off.
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(LΌ_M ) You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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i @§-]@|! i@We reserve the right to refuse service to anybody.
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>>465
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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i @§-]@|! i@Sleep lightly tonight, Marty.
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't serve REI-ndeer here,
_R .U@- Ιm @except for the ones who "used to laugh and call me names."
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( EmE) Hello! I would like to order some popcorn.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm not really into the whole popcorn thing.
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( ◕◕) I'll have the best thing on the menu!
( ί °ί) That was mildly uplifting.
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i @§-]@|! i@That'll be $3.99, plz.
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( ί E) Rei, what happened to your infinity signs?
( ί E) I was born this way.
I'll take one of everything.
>>484
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( ˃ ˂) Then how about nothing?
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i @§-]@|! i@... sure, why not.
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( ί °ί) I just found 20 cents on the ground. What can I get for it?
( -) Where's 'out'?
<-( EΝE) I would like some choppari food with some kimchi, nida!
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i @§-]@|! i@I didn't buy a talking pointer sign for it to talk to me.
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( 3x3) HELP ME!
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i @§-O@O! i@Daddy Warbucks! Halp!
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==@LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE'S IN TROUBLE AGAIN@==
( L_TM) ı ʍonןp ןıʞǝ soɯǝ ɯıןʞ, dןǝɐsǝ
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i @§-]@|! i@Today's special is.
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( ί -ί) Is what?
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i @§-]@|! i@Is no longer available at the low low price of 500get.
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( L_TM) >>497 No.
( L_TM) ¿ı pǝsıɹǝ ɯıןʞ, ɯɐʎ ı ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝH
( ί -ί) I have money?
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i @§-]@|! i@Come to think of it, how long have you been here, miss?
_R .U@- Ιm @Because we just ran out of payroll.
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( ◕Φ◕) Rei won't pay us with money, but she can pay us with love.
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_R .U@- Ιm @You don't actually know me, do you?
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( ί -+) Do I look like Renard?
shrallell
~ L_TM) I'll take five ducks.
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HELLO REI THIS IS LAIN GET OFF MY INTERNET KTHNXBYE
>>517
You must be new here. Allow me to direct you as far away from the Superstructure as possible.
( ί -ί) Last time you "freshened my cup" you peed in it.
( ί -ί) Well, there goes whatever sort of pleasurable feeling I might have felt drinking it.
~ L_TM) Where are my ducks?
( ί -ί) One cup of pee, please.
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( ί -ί) But I love to eat mittens!
( ί ί) They make my poopies all colorful!
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( ί oί) I can't eat those!
( ί -ί) They're only for emergencies, silly.
( L_½M) Yeah, they're chock full of preservatives and shit. Gotta make sure they have a 35-year shelf life and all that.
( ί ί) mittens need to be free-range. And high-fiber.
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i @§-]@|! i@Well, forget about all that mitten crap, because our
_R .U@- Ιm@Flu Season Special this week is Phlegm Brûlée.
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i MnLj I'll take about six billion.
i MnLj Muwahahahaha!
>>995 in the previous thread... What happened if you said Honda, Moto Guzzi, Vespa, or Triumph in your family?
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i @§-]@|! i@You're in luck.
_R .U@- Ιm@There's a job in the back, I'll get it for you.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, a mouse ate it.
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i @§-]@|! i@For you it'd be invisible ink, amirite?
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==@THE REI'S SARCASTIC ==
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i @§-]@|! i@Life is a dream.
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== THE REI'S PHILOSOPHICAL ==
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Somebody switched my favorite brand of ink with my very least favorite brand of ink.
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May I partake of your famous Shinji Latte?
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You got any bear claws?
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i @§-]@|! i@Wait a minute, I'll go check.
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