( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 03:29

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 03:58

( ・-・) Also, I wish it would rain every day for a whole year so all the goddamned Californians would go home and stop fagging up the Pacific Northwest.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 03:39

( ・-・) Nearly everyone who calls him or herself an "Environmentalist" is an uneducated malthusian shitbag.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 04:57

( ・-・) I want to be cute and moé but being 6'1" and male makes it difficult

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 14:17

( ・-・) I hate muslims even though I have two muslim friends.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 14:53

( ・-・) I think the reason black people in the US are a full statistical deviation dumber than everyone else is because all the smart ones evaded the slavers and are still in Africa.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 18:30

( ・-・) Even though I don't like to think in this manner I find >>7 to have a valid theory

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 21:15

( ・-・) I can't help but hate Israel, it's politics and most of it's inhabitants. I really try to keep myself from it, and i have quite a lot of jewish friends but i just can't change it. If Israel didn't exist we'd have a lot less problems in the world.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 21:21

( ・-・) On the other hand, the Palestinians have shown themselves to be really shitty neighbors at every turn. No wonder no other Arab country wants 'em.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 23:55

( ・-・) Did you ever notice how seriously those flakes in San Francisco take themselves? It's like they can't comprehend that there's a whole world outside of their precious city.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 01:01

( ・-・) I think the reason people in the US are a full statistical deviation dumber than everyone else is because all the smart ones evaded the British taxes/laws and are still in England.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 01:54

( ・-・) >>12, unless England is populated entirely by Ashkenazim, you're going to have to step down from that hobby horse of yours.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 05:35

>>11 Hey wait a minute, mention the existence of New York to someone from San Francisco and they will go completely nuts with envy.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 17:52

>>11,14

San Francisco, New York... Two US cities... lol americans.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 20:42

( ・-・) It's easy to think of one's country as being the center of the world when it is.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 04:44

( ・-・) I masturbate way more than is likely healthy.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 05:57

( ・-・) I'd be more patriotic to my birth country if the U.S. nuked the South but until then I wouldn't go to the international headquarters of emos, furries and hipsters even if you paid me.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 06:12

( ・-・) I hate white people. Not as much as I hate beaners, spics, and gooks, but still.

( ・-・) Fuck you, cracker.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 10:21

( ・-・) I think the whole racism-thing destroyed this thread. You all suck somehow.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 13:59

( ・-・) So back to how stupid mittens really are...

( ・-・) Ever try to text while driving with mittens on? It's impossible.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 15:35

>>21 No it's not, I guess you're just not elite enough

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 21:06

>>21 Ever try to type with boxing gloves on?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 02:01

Hmm, boxing gloves are more mitten-like than gloves...

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 02:33

( ・-・) You could even say that mittens are boxing gloves' gay little brothers.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 02:36

( ・-・) I've been lying to people and telling them I was born in 1540, but really I was born in 1974.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 16:55

( ・-・) I never actually fought in the Vietnam War as I was born in Scotland in 1989

28 Name: M-H!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-5873 13:27

( ・-・) Proposition: make Ni and 42 have the same meaning.

Ni as in "Knights who say Ni"
42 as in H2G2.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 02:43

>>7 has a decent point. Any foreign students who come from Africa blow away a good chunk of my college, and that's the chunk with 90's.

I think Professor Badass might be from Africa.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:40

( ・-・) I voted for McCain because I thought he'd do less damage.

( ・-・) I'm pretty sure I'm still right about that one.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 00:34

( ・-・) I masturbate into plastic cups and then leave them out in public.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 10:14

( ・-・) I look at my sisters sexually

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 10:49

( ・-・) I hate that I think like this, but I think atheists are the dumbest, most self-righteous shitheads on earth whose feelings are firstly based more on some childish sense of 'being right' than any wish to actually lift the human condition, and secondly are far from a rationally reached result of critical thought, are a childish reaction to chiefly American strains of religion.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 11:11

>>33 i've read that post before

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 14:30

( ˃ ヮ˂) I, too, look at >>32's sisters sexually.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 23:53

( ・-・) I agree with Arizona's new immigration law.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 01:50

( ˃ ヮ˂) Don't worry, >>5! Huge guys can be moé too!

38 Name: >>37 : 1993-09-6197 02:03

Case in point:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11364051
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11523667

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 02:21

I have four tabs open: /jp/, SAoVQ, /vip/, and DQN.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 05:50

( ・-・) I think things would be better for everyone if >>39 forgot those last 3 items existed.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 16:05

( ・-・) I don't get why "liberals" are so hell-bent on taking away everyone's liberty.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 17:09

( ・-・) sometimes I think Glenn Beck is one of the only people who knows the difference between a Classical Liberal and a Progressive, and actively considers the significance of the shift in ideology on modern politics.

Not that he isn't a retard.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 02:30

( ・-・) I don't really care about the whole Tablecat thing...

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 21:51

( ・-・) I honestly believe memes are both funny and cool. I don't think mittens are lame at all.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 22:49

( ・-・) A really long time ago, I used to consider moot to be my little girl.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 22:53

( ・-・) I wholeheartedly agree with >>44

( ・-・) ....

( ・ ｰ・) And moot will always be my little girl.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 15:41

(・∀・) Grampa, why is beady-eyes talking to himself?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 18:08

( ´ω`) Because he's a friendless pansy, Junior.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 02:27

( ・-・) Grandpa and Junior suck.

( ・-・) "Life before the internet" my ass...

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 08:12

( ・-・) I hate people who always rush for GETs

( ・-・) Also, 50 GET
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