( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (964)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 14:09

( ・-・) I can't stand people who use 'awesome' to describe every single positive thing.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 14:25

>>500 ( ・-・) Bubba the love sponge is still around?

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 16:53

>>502 ( ・-・) Yes. When he left XM radio, he worked for 102.5 FM Tampa Bay.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7552 22:59

( ・-・) im gay

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 01:47

( ・-・) i only come to 4-ch once a year, and it's to troll

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 15:04

>>505 o-okaerinasai!

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 23:02

I have masturbated to captchas

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 00:40

>>507
No you haven't

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 03:07

>>507
vefation is a sin

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 17:39

( ・-・) i have never masturbated to a captcha

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 19:40

( ・-・) i want to masturbate to a captcha now, but i can't find one that is ecchi enough

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 01:06

( ・-・) "Misogynist" just means you oppose the feminist bloc and their bullshit. That's a good thing. Wear it proudly, brothers!

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 07:27

(∩´ ~ `∩) I want to know whether I am truly kawaii. Uguu~

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 15:45

>>513
You are here, friend.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 20:30

( ・-・) I only now just noticed that little expander arrow in the bottom corner of the text input box.

( ・-・) Also, I think OWS was funny because they tried to use modern liberal organizational techniques and ended up just flailing around pointlessly and falling apart.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 20:53

( ・-・) I think OWS did a lot, and got a lot of people aware and knowledgable about the state of the country the media and government is trying to hide

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 03:27

( ・-・) I sympathize with Vladimir Putin

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 13:15

( ・-・) I checked my privilege, and found that I earned every bit of it through hard work.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 14:43

( ・-・) I can't stand stupid people.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 16:02

>>519
( ・-・) People who say that are generally stupid, themselves.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 18:31

( ・-・) I'll rape you in your fingers for typing that.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 19:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 21:06

( ・-・) Hexchat is a lot better than mIRC

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 21:25

>>517
( ・-・) Yeah. Every "Putin sucks" argument I've heard so far tends to come off as "sounds good to me".

525 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7577 03:00

( ・-・) Jazz should be a proper noun

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7577 05:09

( ・-・) I wouldn't do the things the way those people do
( ・-・) I wouldn't live there if you paid me toooooooooooooooo

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7577 19:36

>>525
As in Jazz Jackrabbit?

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 03:28

>>524
I feel like I'm being fed a war, but they're letting the interns from college do the propaganda. It's vaguely irritating. There should be bold posters everywhere, showing well-drawn relief portraits of soldiers and crying women and farmers and stuff, with captions like "ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?" or "FACE THE GREAT BEAR WITH COURAGE, YOUNG MAN."

Instead it's split between awkward comparisons to Hitler and wishy-washy arguments about how EU membership is a human right or something.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7590 03:54

( ・-・) Leftists are living proof that you can fool some of the people all of the time.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7590 10:41

( ・-・) There is no Jewish conspiracy.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7591 11:06

>>528
( ・-・) Proper Hitler comparisons are done by Russian media towards Ukrainian nationalists. It's a big issue in Eastern Europe with some ex-USSR (now EU) countries where nationalist movements rose to power. They only embarrass EU by whitewashing Nazism and WWII criminals. They should be just expelled for that, really.
You see, these little countries that spent most of their history under somebody else's rule strive to have those "national icons" to show how deep, proud and independent are their roots. Emokids, basically.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7591 19:25

>>528
It's probably because they feel wishy-washy themselves about war, yo. They expect the US to do all the heavy-lifting for them. And of course, how do you expect them to feed you nationalistic propaganda, when joining the EU is inherently anti-nationalistic?

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7593 01:22

>>531
During the "collectivization of the kulaks" during the 1930s, the USSR killed between ten and thirty million Ukrainians--about 25% of of the nation's population. I am not sure how one can reasonably expect the descendants of the survivors to just forget about it--even if the Azarov regime attempts to ban public discussion of the topic and teach denial of the Holodomor in Ukrainian public schools--and welcome a return to Russian rule. This would be a bit like expecting the Chinese to silently accept a foreign dictator whom all knew to be a Japanese puppet.

The Russians are displeased because Putin meddled in the affairs of a neighboring nation and did so in a crude, ham-handed manner, and got caught, and it blew up in his face embarrassingly. Everyone knew the Azarov regime was a Russian puppet, a creation of the FSB, or whatever the old KGB calls itself this week. One need not be a "fascist," whatever that word even means in 2014 (and if it means "ruthless militaristic dictator who wishes to invade and conquer his neighbors," Mr. Putin and his fan club should look in the mirror and think carefully before flinging such a term around, or accusing others of "whitewashing WWII criminals"), to sympathize with the popular uprising that drove Azarov from power and drove him to seek exile in Russia. Perhaps this will result in a chastened Russia, whose power abroad and influence are yet further diminished.

Please ponder the meaning of the term "blowback." It doesn't just happen to the USA.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 02:30

I have masturbated to Lara Croft's death scenes in the remade Tomb Raider game.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 11:57

>>533
( ・-・) Holodomor has nothing to do with current events on Ukraine unlike "fascism" which might have a bit of relevance to far-right government that rose to power. If you were following the uprising, you probably noticed that its leaders were pretty much the same people who are responsible for the Orange Revolution. Police should have actually shot at protesters.

Current problem is that Eastern Ukraine doesn't want to be under new rule, but Putin chickened out instead of helping it, which is highly illogical after his annexation of Crimea by force when he promised to protect anyone speaking Russian. Unfortunately, he isn't "ruthless militaristic dictator who wishes to invade and conquer neighbours" despite of being portrayed as such in some mass media. Crimea was sought after by Russia, Turkey and NATO as it gives a strategic control over Russia's access to the Black Sea.

I'd also like to remind you that Ukraine was an integral part of Russian Empire and USSR and as such there are deep ties between two peoples effects of which on general population you might not perceive through political news.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 15:29

>>534
At least one time when I was a teenager I booted up the shareware version of Vinyl Goddess From Mars (which I had downloaded unbeknownst to my parents) and made Vinyl climb up and down a vine with one hand while I used the other hand to jack off until I came.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 22:00

I really don't like when US politicians criticize the Russia and Ukraine situation. That is because they are also usually guilty of entering someone else's land without a very good reason for it.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 17:06

( ・-・) It's amazing how much more often I get laid when I pretend I just got out of jail.

( ・-・) What the fuck is wrong with women?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 18:04

>>538
( ・-・) What ISN'T wrong with women?

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 20:58

>>535
( ・-・) The only "far right" government in Eastern Europe today is the Putin regime in Russia. We are aware of the Russian state propaganda organs' propensity to use the words "Nazi" and "fascist" for anyone, anywhere, who opposes Russian jingoism, revanchism, and irridentism. As a result the terms have lost all meaning and become empty obscenities, not even political.

And yes, we are also aware that Ukraine was once an integral part of Russian Empire and USSR, in exactly the same sense that Manchuria, Korea, Indochina, and the Philippines were once integral parts of the Japanese Empire. "Deep ties," indeed.

Why are Russians so tone-deaf, so unwilling to consider that centuries of brutal occupation, rape, looting, and mass murder of their neighbors might have left their neighbors a bit resentful, that their neighbors might not fully share in their enthusiasm and nostalgia for "the good old days" of the USSR?

Even the Japanese are better at taking a hint. The Japanese at least comprehend that their neighbors resent them and are suspicious of their motives, and that it has something to do with Twentieth Century history, though they still do not seem to grasp exactly why.

But this is becoming excessively serious.

( ・m・) I'm not into the whole recreating-the-Soviet-Empire-by-force-over-the-strenuous-objections-of-the-people-living-there thing.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 14:23

>>539 ( ・-・) Indeed. Women these days are little more than spoiled children with tits.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7626 18:22

>>512
( ・-・) It also annoys me that such people have never known a word called misandry.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 09:28

( ・-・) Obamer, hands off Russia!

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 20:07

( ・-・) If you care about global warming, you’ll support fracking and nuclear power. If you don’t support fracking and nuclear power, you don’t really care about global warming, you’re just using it as an excuse.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 20:30

( ・-・) Yeah, >>544, those "green" assholes should support R&D related to reprocessing and reuse of nuclear fuel instead of clogging beautiful landscapes with their shitty windmills which pose danger to local wildlife and which produce barely enough power to boil a kettle.

( ・-・) In the end, Pripyat is infinitely more beautiful than any "bio-diesel" field with a bunch of giant fans casting shadows over it.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 22:20

( ・-・) Endangered species are endangered because they're evolutionary mistakes. Let 'em go.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 22:29

( ・-・) The UK loses what, ten people to this Malaysian airline crash, and their pictures are all over every newspaper with idiotic headlines like 'SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS' while Palestinians are dying in their hundreds and nobody gives a shit. Fuck that stupid plane crash.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 23:08

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 00:26

( ・-・) I hate this thread and everyone in it.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 04:24

>>547
( ・-・) Dude, the Palestinians bring that shit on themselves. I'm way past having any sympathy for those lunatics.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 06:46

( ・-・) Middle-eastern politics in general are juvenile, petty, absurd and capricious. I probably wouldn't feel too bad about stating this publicly, actually.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 11:21

( ・-・) The US can be blamed for almost every conflict of the last 25 years. Too bad, nobody has balls to place sanctions on it.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 14:32

( ・-・) Bob's Burgers can be blamed for almost every conflict of the last 25 years. Too bad, nobody has balls to place sanctions on it.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:00

( ・-・) Autarky is the economic ideal. Without foreign trade there is no impetus for involvement in foreign conflicts.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:04

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556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 10:27

Realpolitik is the political ideal. Without geopolitical isolationist policies, there is no impetus for withholding entry into foreign conflicts.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 07:13

Zeon did (almost) nothing wrong.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 07:48

( ・-・) Everyone could die and I will be happy as long as I'm safe with my videogames.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 12:36

>>550
Palestinian politics is bullshit. People have the choice between Fatah, which is composed of corrupt assholes, or Hamas, which is composed of violent assholes. There are other factors that pushed Hamas into power in Gaza, namely that it's a tiny shithole ghetto state that contains 2 million people who have fuck all for resources and can't better their circumstances because of political reasons. Likely people felt frustrated with Fatah there, though I can't imagine they'll be itching to put Hamas back in power after the latest war. My current hope is that a better party will arise out of all this bullshit, but it seems unlikely considering the conditions.

Anyway, just don't talk about something you don't know anything about. I blame Hamas fully for what happened, but most of the people hurt in Gaza are just trying to live their lives.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 14:56

( ・-・) Easterners are slaughtering easterners again?

( ・-・) Whoop de fucking doo.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 15:33

>>551
>>559
>>560
kikes and sandniggers

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:15

( ・-・) So, >>561, I see you're from 4chan.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:26

( ・-・) So, >>562, I see you're a dirty Jew.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:45

( ・-・) So,>>563, I see you're a filthy no-good Stygian.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:56

>>559 Honestly, Palestine is a cornered rat with exactly one option. While I dislike killing, I can't think of a better party for them than Hamas at the moment. Do you have any insights on how they could gain self determination non-violently? Israel seems perfectly willing to commit genocide.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 17:08

You mean the Isreal that goes out of its way to avoid civilian casualties while dealing with neighbors who revel in killing civilians is the genocidal half of this conflict?

Do your thoughts and opinions ever actually intersect with reality at any point?

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 17:33

>>566 Israel that uses their border guards to regulate food import? That shoots at fishing boats who try to go far enough out to actually catch fish? How does starving a country to death avoid civilian casualties?

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:12

How does hiding rocket launchers and weapons in schools and hospitals avoid civilian casualties? How does the Hamas police deliberately forcing Palestinian civilians to stay in combat zones avoid civilian casualties? How does digging tunnels under Israel with the express purpose of KILLING CIVILIANS avoid civilian casualties? How does breaking every single fucking cease fire the moment they have more rockets in place avoid civilian casualties? How does having a charter that's devoted to utterly destroying their neighbors no matter how much it costs themselves avoid civilian casualties?

>>565, they have two options, actually. They just utterly refuse to consider the peaceful one because their magic book tells them to kill all Jews all the time.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:29

>>568 I never said Hamas was morally upright or didn't kill Israeli civilians and jeopardize their own. I said I wasn't sure how else Palestine could prevent their own extinction and asked if you could think of a peaceful way because I don't see it.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:32

>>568 for the record, I also support Israel's right to self-determination, I just don't see it as presently being threatened.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 19:07

>>569, the peaceful way is pretty simple actually. Stop trying to destroy Israel. Stop trying to KILL ALL JEWS. Make peace. Simplest thing in the world. Requires very little effort on their part, and they'll be much better off in both the short and long term. Win win.

Israelis want peace - they're the most progressive society in that region.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 19:33

gaynus

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 20:29

or they could follow >>572's example

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 20:49

I think we could all learn something from >>572's insightful political analysis.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 21:34

gaynus for president of Israelestine.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 21:09

( ・-・) Mittens really are pretty lame.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 14:21

It is never right to boycott. [Not related to current events.]

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 19:33

( ・-・) I boycott mitten shops all the time.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 22:46

( ・-・) ... I boycott ... mit... mi...
( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き!

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 11:12

>>571,572
( ・-・) "Israelis want piece" of land is more like it.
http://www.vice.com/read/israeli-racism-gaza-kleinfeld-511

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 19:40

>>580 You're just pissed because Israel has the temerity to not only defend itself from the bloodthirsty lunatics at its borders, but has been so successful at it.

Like all liberals, you hate success and want to see the successful brought down, because they make you feel bad about your own worthless life.

Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:16

>>581
You kikes have a lot of nerve talking about "success" when the only reason Israel exists is because of the billions of dollars you parasites are leeching from other countries. Lemme guess, I'm also against welfare leeches because I hate their success.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:39

Go cry to your mamadaddy government, lefty.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:18

Enjoy your jewish lobby, you centrist bastard.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:49

Actually, I'm Presbyterian, but thanks!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:54

>Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

Sayeth the guy who's posting on DQN.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 18:42

I'm not practicing what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 13:29

>>587 This is the anon thread on an anon board. How would you have any idea who you're preaching to.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 14:26

It's by your actions that people know you.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:54

>>589
( ・-・) Actually, it's mostly by my face and voice.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 18:28

( ・-・) Sometimes I don't recognize my friends if they get a haircut or shave.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 22:48

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 19:45

>>592
So you won't say it even if it is an anonymous board?

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 00:49

>>593
( ・-・) I was trying to do something mildly malicious with HTML tag abuse, but it didn't work.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 06:55

( ・-・) Malicious or delicious?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 12:27

( ・-・) Possibly both.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 16:56

it is my sincerely held belief that videogaming is the worst hobby community on the internet.

worse than tumblr
worse than reddit
worse than sjw blogs
worse than animu & mango
it's probably worse than christian mingle too

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 17:16

>>597 I enjoy video games but find it hard to argue with that. Usually I distance myself from the "community" outside of "how do I make map" and "will you play my map" matters.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 21:33

>>597 sjws and video game forums are an ouroboros of worthlessness.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 21:36

( ・-・) 500get.

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