( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (978)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 18:52

( ・-・) I have a crush on the narrator for Ring Fit Adventure because of this voice clip https://youtu.be/gTpL-UZ8RQQ?t=3029
( ・-・) Good for adreneline, bad for self esteem

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 01:03

( ・-・) Before clicking I thought >>929 meant the goofy-ass ring itself, since that lady only narrates the stretching sections.

( ・-・) Also, you're weird if you crush on anyone in Ring Fit adventure other than the evil hunk dragon. Regardless of your sexual orientation.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 22:50

( ・-・) I don't even like anonymity anymore, I've just never found a non-anonymous community that I like

932 Name: vc: excezz : 1993-09-9630 01:38

>>930
( ・-・) The MC is cute, man, you're weird!

( ・-・) I would still team up with you to destroy Allegra stans. Thou shalt not suffer a foot degenerate to live.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 16:44

( ・-・) Matrices are stupid, and the best character is obviously Honey

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 00:55

( ・-・) I wish I’d learned that I hate programmers when I was still in college and had time to change majors.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 00:05

( ・-・) Me and my ex gf masturbated in a public park, several times.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 00:42

( ・-・) They claim they want to hire programmers who don't memorize solutions, but they won't hire me even though I've coded them working compilable and clean-to-read solutions explaining my reasoning every step of the way and establish rapport very quickly and shit.
( ・-・) I truly wasted my life on this. I should've just pursued business and spent my free time playing video games instead.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 08:28

( ・-・) My hot new tech startup is only successful because I get suckers to write all my code for free by pretending it's a hiring test.
( ・-・) It's really awkward how they try to buddy up to everyone in the office when we have no intent of employing them from the start.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 06:30

( ・-・) Early Simpsons isn't actually that good, but they did know what they were about.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 11:24

( ・-・) Remember the family jewels, son

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 17:41

( ・-・) People give the U.S. shit for its lack of public transportation but a lot of that comes from a relatively brief period where our self-styled elites were monomaniacally obsessed with generations-long turtling out nuclear warfare, which turns out to be little different from your generations-long strategy for turtling out biological warfare, too, so we've mostly just accepted the sprawl as "good actually".
( ・-・) Then they just kind of dropped it because they're pretty addicted to urban high life, but the Pentagon does still encourage it in policy discussions.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 14:02

( ・-・) I still don't really know what a period is
( ・-・) Or a scrotum, or a urethra, or a prostate or a colon or a foreskin, and I don't know what the thing women pee out of is called or what you do with a vibrator

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 21:50

an anonymous message board isn't exactly a 100% anonymous i mean the operator can still see your ip address unless your using a VPN but still

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 15:27

( ・-・) YIIK's greatest failing was in not being even shittier so it could have a 2013 release date because people are really damn blind to how cursed content is when the cursed part of it is #trending

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9692 20:22

( ・-・) Just spent a week alone in a nice hotel. Didn't jack off even once.

( ・-・) First time I just didn't feel like it for that long.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 14:14

( ・-・) I realize "science" (actually media) promised you that certain tech would be invented by now, but it was just a bad prediction. It is past time you laughed at its folly, not weep that the impossible failed.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 23:00

( ・-・) Sometimes I wish I could make a career out of nitpicking bad translations done by amateurs. I'd be very good at it. But there's already no fucking money in translation.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 22:25

>>946
( ・-・) If you could have made money, explaining what "Battle of The Planets" did to Gatchaman would be a great place to start.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:57

( ・-・) The original version of 'hand crushed by a mallet' was so much better

949 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 22:18

( ・-・) I kissed my dog on the mouth today and it tasted nice

950 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 22:39

( ・-・) I rubbed bacon fat all over my dick and balls and got >>949's dog to lick it off this morning

951 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 19:57

( ・-・) I kissed >>949's mouth this evening and it had this weird bacon taste.

952 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 20:03

( ・-・) Trump is still your president, America.

953 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:50

( ・-・) wat is happening

954 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 03:20

( ・-・) I like posting anonymously here on this board.

955 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 04:49

( ・-・) I liek rape

956 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 13:01

( ・-・) Biden obviously cheated, but Trump is still a retarded lumpy potato man.

( ・-・) Therefore, as an enlightened centrist, I wrote in Adolf Hitler.

957 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 18:00

( ・-・) Retards don't become billionaires.

958 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 01:37

( ・-・) "kill yourself" poster should kill themself.

959 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 04:35

( ・-・) This thread is the reddit of 4ch.

960 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 06:27

( ・-・) I give you a le upboat for your astute observation.

961 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 08:48

>>959
4ct is the reddit of 4-ch

962 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 22:33

>>958
Kill yourself

963 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 01:34

>>962
predictable

964 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 14:17

( ・-・) People who whine about being d0xed when they've intentionally made every attempt to expose their identity pretty much deserve it.

965 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 11:27

( ・-・) Police searched my house yesterday and I forgot I'd left my giant dildo lying out to dry. He never said anything about it.

966 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 19:56

( ・-・) A little boy says "I'm Batman!" and it's cute.
( ・-・) Same kid says "I'm a girl." and its hormone shots time.

( ・-・) This world is fucking insane.

967 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 00:48

>>966
"hormone shots" betrays how little you know about the subject

968 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 08:54

( ・-・) Fuck "supporting the artists". People are all like "but no one will entertain us if they're not paid" but bored minds will always find ways to amuse themselves without anyone needing paid artists, and if anything will probably find more productive outlets for that if not constantly fed unrealistic commercial fantasies that mostly serve to poison our views of the world.

969 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 09:11

>>968 As an artist I totally agree

970 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 12:52

( ・-・) At this point, if you go to social media with a sexual assault/misconduct allegation instead of the police or release some document to the public, I will assume you are just trying to smear their reputation rather than protect others or get justice.

971 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10128 12:43

( ・-・) roko's basilisk is just pascal's wager for people who own funko pops

972 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10129 16:12

I find less and less of a logical argument against pedophilia. I would still shame anyone who did the behavior, since most people of that age would not have the mental capabilities to consent. There are many of lower IQ that we do allow to breed with whoever they want, though, so that curses that understanding of it. One would also argue that combining an individual that could not reciprocate the emotional development that would happen from oldest to youngest would also be a reason why such a relationship would go against the point of a relationship, but that feels weak and soon to crumble. I need to re-define my ethics on an almost daily basis.

973 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10129 17:57

Maturity for sexual consent has nothing to do with IQ

974 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10130 04:36

( ・-・) You ain't slick, Vaush.

975 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10153 00:43

( ・-・) Horse Ivermectin cures COVID in people. Get it anywhere fine horse products are sold.

976 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10404 20:59

( ・-・) I love the smell of my minge when I haven't showered for a few days

977 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 03:13

( ・-・) Everything about "solarpunk" fills me with revulsion.

978 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 16:07

( ・-・) Vaush rad ...

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