( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (964)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 15:50

>implying 4chan isn't full of weeaboo neckbeards

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 16:40

( ・-・) DQN moderators not permanently banning 4chan filth.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 07:25

( ・-・) People who call Shinji Ikari whiny and whatnot are pathetic. Every last one of them.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 04:11

( ・-・) Evangelion was pretty dumb on all levels, really.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 13:05

( ・-・) DQN sucks these days.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 20:06

( ・-・) I blame >>205, personally.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 05:36

( ・-・) No, you see, if you actually remembered the glory days you probably would have picked some arbitrary motherfucker who has yet to post (e.g. >>373 ) and attributed all sorts of evils to that poster until they actually came along and posted something inoffensive and everyone would laugh as the show went to freeze frame and the credits started rolling, same bat-time same bat-channel.

( ・-・) Instead, you went straight for the lazy "attack the poster above you" option. So.

( ・-・) DQN sucks these days.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 05:57

( ・-・) My groin area has been red and itching since May.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 07:15

( ・-・) The recession is everywhere. It's like those spirals or something.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 09:34

( ・-・) The recession is not an economic phenomenon. It's the shrinkage of your dong.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 17:22

( ・-・) When I play an MMO and PUG with a black character, I leave.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 19:16

( ・-・) I'm glad the sexuality board is gone!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 04:37

( ・-・) Kyoto Tower is fucking ugly!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 04:41

( ・-・) Downtown Kyoto looks a lot like Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:10

( ・-・) I'm sad to know that the world won't really end in December.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:21

( ・-・) I hope Obama plays even more golf during these four years than he did before.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 04:39

( ・-・) I dropped my fork on the ground at the restaurant. Instead of asking for a new one, I switched it with one of the forks on the table next to me. The person that sat there had to eat with my fork that I dropped on the floor.

( ・-・) I was going to post this in the apology thread, but I'm not sorry.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 20:47

( ・-・) I just watched Obama talk about the late Senator Inouye.

( ・-・) Actually, he just talked about himself the whole time.

( ・-・) Obama's really an egotistical fuckwit, ain't he?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 01:05

( ・-・) It's kind of weird how when Bush was president, national debt was a careless handling of money, then Obama becomes president and somehow national debt becomes a genius idea that makes the USA better.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 19:47

( ・-・) If you ever want to know what the most sensible thing to do in a given circumstance is, ask a liberal.

( ・-・) Then do the opposite.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 05:11

( ・-・) Dam libs are taken are jorbs.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 23:59

( ・-・) I don't understand the appeal of so many image and text boards on the Internet if they all mostly "suck these days" from lack of interest or too much interest from the wrong types of people.
( ・-・) I wish I had discovered places like this sooner.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 04:10

( ・-・) I was not angry since I came to France until this instant.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 18:25

( ・-・) Avatar is another generic movie about white guilt and environmentalism with fancy special effects. It is like James Cameron shat in a candy wrapper and sold it to me.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 19:18

( ・-・) The atmosphere of Neptune, similar to your anus, consists of mainly hydrogen, methane, and helium.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 06:29

( ・-・) Skullgirls PC port is now approximately 4 centidukes late.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 01:43

( ・-・) All this "responsive design" and "flat design" rage is what I was trying to do thirteen years ago in 6th grade and I feel like the world owes me something for it.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 02:37

( ・-・) Some subreddits are good

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 13:06

( ・-・) Sometimes I have conversations with myself in threads

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 15:52

( ・-・) There is no good reason to use any terms other than "penis" and "vagina" to refer to genital organs.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 17:07

( ・-・) I don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva, and I see no reason to look it up.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 20:48

( ・-・) Scrotum is one of my favorite words.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 05:26

( ・-・) Mens rights activists have persecution complexes and no connection to reality.

( ・-・) I don't even feel like I'm allowed to say that on an anonymous board.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 08:45

( ・-・) As a young boy, I was forced to stab a fish in the head by my friends father.

( ・-・) Now I can't eat fish.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 21:27

( ・-・) I have concluded that "trans" people are the furries of the 21st Century.

( ・-・) By which I mean they are delusional, self-entitled drama-whores with a persecution complex and no real problems, who create a foul miasma of artificial drama wherever they go--sad little autistic manchildren who have no grasp of how their behavior appears to others.

( ・-・) Furries desperately want to be and in some instances believe that they are of a different species than human, and wish that they could be technologically converted into, for example, chickens, by surgical installation of a beak and tailfeathers. Even if this were done, that would not make them chickens, just sad little manchildren with surgical mutilations to match their delusions and a fixation on bringing up Hitler whenever someone requests that they not behave in a disgusting manner in public. And indeed they define themselves by their fixation upon public displays of their furriness and how horribly, horribly it wounds their tender hearts whenever someone asks them, for example, to stop descending on science fiction conventions and turning one or more of the con rooms into open-air gloryholes.

( ・-・) I trust that I will not have to belabor the obvious here by completing the metaphor for my readers.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 22:25

( ・-・) I grew up on a cattle ranch, and helped with the rendering. Nowadays, when vegetarians show that "shocking" slaughter footage, it just makes me hungry.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 22:35

( ・-・) I pretend to be a racist on the internet, but in real life I don't care.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 22:44

>>235
( ・-・) I tend to agree with your general point, but I still think furries are villified more than they deserve by *chan culture.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 23:01

Transgendered people just want to be who they want to be. It's delusional if who they want to be is an animal, but what they want to be is just another person. There's enough bullying in schools to make them either give them various social problems or make them obnoxious assholes, depending on the kind of person they are. But the kind of person they are is independent of their sexuality, and not everyone who is bullied in school is not heterosexual.

Anyway.

( ・-・) Everyone without my worldview is wrong and morally corrupt.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 02:30

( ・-・) You assholes whining about being in the friend zone are lucky bastards.

( ・-・) At least you have girls around to fucking talk to.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:53

( ・-・) You know what? Girls are just self-centered entitlement brats with boobs. If sex isn't involved, they're really just a huge waste of your time.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 16:35

( ・-・) I just want to stay at home and cross dress all day.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 20:37

( ・-・) I hate the internet.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 03:07

( ・-・) I started hardcore griefing online games recently. Before, I would have felt bad about doing something like that, but most online players are such awful people that griefing them becomes the right thing to do.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 04:02

( ・-・) I will vote "Not guilty" if a victim of bullying kills the bully.

Somebody needs to teach them a lesson, and I know most school employees will not.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 18:38

( ・-・) Any lawyer worth his salt would make sure >>245 never makes it onto the jury.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 20:23

( ・-・) I want to appreciate Ed Norton as an actor, but his face is just so damn punchable I can't do it.

( ・-・) Unless he gets punched in the face during the movie. Then I love his acting.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 02:50

( ・-・) "Global warming" is "chemtrails" for 21st Century urban leftists.

( ・-・) OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 03:31

( ・-・) sometimes I think about castrating myself.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 11:19

( ・-・) I got an semi with a baby sitting on my lap.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 17:07

( ・-・) I've got no problem with Comic Sans MS or Papyrus. They're just fonts.

( ・-・) Helvetica, on the other hand, has no soul.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:12

( ・-・) <my full name, address and contact details>

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:46

( ・-・) I seriously considered buying a used armored truck, painting "I HATE NIGGERS" on it and parking it near Cabrini Green for the night and sleeping in it.

( ・-・) I wondered how long it would take before I heard the first bullets hit it.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:29

>>253
( ゚ ヮ゚) why shoot at it, wasting ammo, leaving ballistic evidence, and calling attention, and especially if it's armored, when you can just light it up on fire? that's much more fun, even more so when you discover that there was someone sleeping inside!

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:58

>>251
( ・-・) Cooper Standard for everything. EVERYTHING.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 00:09

( ・-・) I'm not gay, and I'm not a big fan of marriage in today's Western world, so I've got no dog in the gay marriage race.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 00:39

>>256
why wouldn't you say that if this wasn't a pseudo-anonymous board

and yeah, i think the concept of 'marriage' is a great stupidity, so i don't care about it either

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 01:46

>>251
Can you tell me why exactly? I'm just wondering because I was told Helvetica has the best compatibility across even the shittyist of browsers.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:40

( ・-・) Helvetica is so refined that it's lost any character it might have started with. Any monkey can lay out a grid and throw Helvetica text on it and have it look professional.

( ・-・) The compatibility thing you were told is a lie. Few people outside of graphic designers are likely to have Helvetica installed on their machines.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:44

>>257
( ・-・) Because I live in a heavily liberal area, and openly Questioning The Holy Ideology has consequences here.

( ・-・) I tell ya, liberals are the most intolerant fuckheads around.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 03:36

( ・-・) I really hate the dokyuns on Twitter, and how they talk and interact with each other.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 06:09

>>259
( ・-・) Mac OS X comes with Helvetica out of the box and uses it everywhere. Also, while this may no longer be true as I have not used desktop Linux in years, many Linux distros at one point packaged fugly bitmap versions of it by default.

( ・-・) To maintain relevance to this thread, I must say that the fugly bitmap fonts have really got to go, if distro maintainers are still doing this.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 08:46

( ・-・) DQN is full of fucking amateurish musicians.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 13:43

( ・-・) I am not a musician.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 14:45

>>262
( ・-・) Macs are irrelevant. So is linux.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 15:11

>>263 I get paid for what I do with my main band, so I guess that makes me a "professional", but the dumb stuff I do mucking about is what I post here. Well, I know it's dumb but it's still special to me. The DQN Electronics compilations have always been a big influence.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 16:01

( ・-・) >>265 is two shits: one for being an ignorant shit, and another for bringing their irrelevant opinion in and stating it as fact

     人 
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   (____)
  (*。々°) ←>>265

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 03:26

( ・-・) Lighten up, Francis.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 03:31

( ・-・) I haven't taken a shower or changed clothes in weeks

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 04:05

( ・-・) >>267 needs to control his anger

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 14:01

( ・-・) >>270 sounds pretty butthurt to me.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:15

( ・-・) >>271 needs to control his butt.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 19:25

( ・-・) Helvetica is a shitty font for spineless corporate fuctards. Topaz is the next big thing.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 19:57

( ・-・) >>270 can't identify facetiousness

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 21:34

( ・-・) I'm a graphic designer, and the only time I've touched a Mac has been when the client insisted I work in their office. Win7 all the way, baby.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:11

( ・-・) As someone with very awkward and specific font settings, I hate every one of you that doesn't use Text Art formatting for AA characters.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:12

( ・-・) I wouldn't know "Text Art formatting" from any other kind.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:14

( ・-・) >>266, getting paid is one thing, having a degree in music is another. Photography is like the only thing which lets you call yourself a professional if you get paid. The other is probably being a code monkey.

( ・-・) >>275 obviously lacks a degree either.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:39

>>278
Are you implying that you can't be a good musician you don't have a degree in music?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 07:53

>>279
( ・-・) It's more likely that you'd be a lucky amateur or a youth-oriented noise-maker.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 08:12

>>280
( ・-・) *whips out dick*

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 09:35

( ・-・) Bang it on an empty trash can, >>281. Kids are gonna love it.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 10:12

( ・-・) Since switching to Firefox both the Superstructure and the Area somehow use Mona page-wide, so I haven't a clue when someone's used text art formatting or not.
( ・-・) I have no intention of fixing this. (I still set AA to text art for everyone else's benefit though.)

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 11:46

>>282
( ・-・) I'm going to bang it on your head

no homo

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:20

( ・-・) Bang your mum, >>284, as you usually do.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:35

>>278 sports

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 21:39

>>278

Degrees are irrelevant in artistic affairs. It's all about the portfolio. If you can prove you're up to the job, nobody really gives a flying fuck how you learned to do it.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 00:11

>>287
( ・-・) Artistic jobs are all about who you're friends with. You can be utter shit and still make money if you socialize with the right people.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 09:33

( ・-・) Are Anonymous hackers are all retarded hippies? They hacked into DPRK accounts on the web and wrote some retarded hippie bullshit about people rejecting their leader. I mean, seriously, go to your local synagogue and ask Hebrews to reject their god. Go to some fucking Muslims (and get your face punched in). No one needs a war between DPRK and ROK, even them themselves. The US is flexing muscle like a dumb kid. But without that DPRK knows that its military is outdated, it lacks army reserve, it won't have Chinese and Russian support if it flips the fuck out. ROK in turn is better equipped, in case of the war they could mobilize more people, but they don't know what to do with a bunch of poor brainwashed people and they wouldn't want to deal with them anyway. The economic gap between Koreas is far too large. It's much larger than the one between Western and Eastern Germany, yet Germans still have to pay the "solidarity tax". What DPRK actually needs is some food and a nuclear missile to stop the US acting like a bully.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 10:01

The DPRK doesn't exists you silly, nor does the US

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 16:30

( ・-・) Initiatives to "reclaim" words are retarded.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 23:03

( ・-・) I seriously hate Jews. I'd like to say it's just Zionists, pro-Israel Jews, etc., but at this point my brain no longer cares.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 10:10

( ・-・) I don't mind the concept of having a ruling class. I just don't like the one we have.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:05

fuck

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:25

>>294
( ・-・) lewd

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 17:20

I want DPRK to bomb USA just for funsies

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 20:41

>>296
War is no joke, young man.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 20:53

I think that it's a good thing most of these opinions aren't said in public because they're really dumb

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 21:03

>>298
Yours is the only dumb opinion in the entire thread.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 00:32

>>297 It seems like to Americans, it is. How many millions of dollars have been made from kids at home having fun with war on their XBoxes and Playstations; I think they deserve to feel for themselves firsthand to feel the terror of real-life warfare, of bombs dropping around their homes and their families dying, just like all the countries the USA has given that to. I know it's the government and the powers-that-be that are responsible for the war and not the people that suffer, but, it would be funny.

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