( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (964)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:50

( ・-・) Lots of noob-asses in this thread lately.
( ・-・) Welcome, retards.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:53

>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
>implying children haven't been playing soldier since before Homer went blind

2/10, you got me to respond. Try harder next time, kid.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:55

( ・-・) The 300 GET is absolutely retarded

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 02:00

( ・-・) My first AOL username was SirFuzzums
( ・-・) Oh god...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 02:00

( ・-・) The 300 GET is obviously trying to bait USAians into raging in this thread, because whoever posted it would find that entertaining.

( ・-・) I will admit to trolling on occasion, but this is just crude flamebait. It lacks subtlety, irony, and style. I can find better trolling on Ponychan any time, night or day. Ponychan, for heaven's sake.

( ・-・) ...what?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 03:28

( ・-・) I think I may killed someone back in '06.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 04:11

>>300
Please don't generalize.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 13:00

It's a shame that people chose to almost religiously refuse >>300's argument as "trolling".

It's a shame that US wastes so much money to keep the military machine going, to show off like it does globally - despite of colossal national debt.

But then again, without it, without its bases around the world, it would lose all of its influence in a fortnight. And that would be fatal for economy. Oh, and nobody would by their tanks, if they aren't shoved down their throats as a help for friendly regimes.

>>302

>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan

Milsim games like Call of Duty, ArmA or Battlefield are produced in the US or Western Europe. Japan is a major supplier of strange, "random" or cute - to put it bluntly - overrated shit (mostly, but not entirely ― I enjoy some of Japan's export).

>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide

Games are popular worldwide, but console gaming (that's what >>300 was talking about) dominates in the US and Japan. "PC mustard race" is more prevalent in Europe.

309 Name: >>308 : 1993-09-7159 13:09

It is quite repulsive to see a footage from Apache, where a gunner shouts happily, "Timbe-e-e-r!" when one of autocannon rounds - fired at human beings - chops a tree down. For her, it was a computer game on a display in helicopter cockpit.

But what is worse is the fact that almost as many Jews live in the US as in Israel. Which means that US has a very strong Jewish lobby. Thus Israel can break whatever laws, rules and resolutions it wants.

What I would like to see is not people suffering, but USA and Israel governments being put where they belong by the international community.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:30

( ・-・) It is quite repulsive to see >>309 come here and shit up /dqn/, which is at least theoretically the humor board, with his tiresome political trolling.

( ・-・) There are Web forums for that. This isn't one of them.

311 Name: >>300 : 1993-09-7159 16:55

The only part of my post that was "trolling" was where I said it would be funny if Americans get bombed. I don't really want any humans to suffer, but I do think USA deserves a taste of its own medicine for once.

Still, it's quite funny/sad how the posters after me reacted to my opinion.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 17:01

( ・-・) Learn how to take a criticism of your country / your people, >>310.

313 Name: 312 : 1993-09-7159 17:24

( ・-・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:49

( ・-・) Retrospectively, I would like to take my words back. I don't enjoy gay oral sex in any form and I want you to take me seriously.

315 Name: 314 : 1993-09-7159 18:56

( ・-・) You know what, I think I do like juicy cocks after all. I want to suck one so bad right now!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:01

( ・-・) I once tried to get an 8 year old girl to take her clothes off for me in her back garden, but she ran away and told her dad and they moved away.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:30

( ・-・) >>315 is an impostor and an antisocial gay male. I refuse to deal with his obnoxious kinks.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:39

( ・-・) >>317 has written down a long list of paraphilias, which he has arranged in columns marked "Nice," "Naughty," and "Obnoxious."

( ・-・) See this? I'm trying to be funny here. Because this is a humor board.

( ・-・) I may not be succeeding, but by God I'm trying to entertain you people.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:46

>>318
( ・-・) Make a fart noise and throw a cake. It's always amusing on the telly.

( ・-・) ... I keep that list in my mind, smartass.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 04:38

( ・-・) Transsexuals are mentally ill

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 05:28

( ・-・) Every time I see someone use the initialism "smh", I want to just sort of reach into my screen and deliver a nice, solid John Wayne haymaker.

( ・-・) Seriously, it's not even a thing you fucking say. That's not what text is for.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 02:21

( ・-・) cunnilingus is disgusting.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 02:17

( ・-・) I feel a bit bad now for saying that thing about Americans and bombs.

( ・-・) Not that bad though.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 02:25

>>323
what did you said

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 03:00

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 14:29

( ・-・) This thread is for things you wouldn't say if this wasn't an anonymous board, but most of it is realfag shit that doesn't belong on an anonymous board.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 16:46

>>326
( ・-・) I'd fucking bash your face in if this wasn't an anonymous board.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:26

>>326 "The Walled Garden of DQN"

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:28

( ・-・) I like bobmail, he's my friend.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 17:04

( ・-・) I am thoroughly disappointed in the fact that NONE of the violent crazies killing people in America have turned out to be right-wing teabagger racist extremists. Not ONE!

( ・-・) Seriously, they've either been Muslims or lefties. I'm beginning to wonder if I've been backing the wrong team all this time.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 19:37

( ・-・) It makes me think of something I said about socialists. I said "So you guys protect worker safety and environment? So what happened a Chernobyl, U.S.S.R.?"

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 09:52

( ・-・) Who the hell is Keith Luke then?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 01:20

( ・-・) Hey, dude was no more racist than the average liberal.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 20:10

( ・-・) Childhood obesity isn't as bad as many people say. Many years ago, when there was only 1 or 2 fat kids in a classroom, they always got treated badly by the others. Now that there are more of them, isolating a few people to treat them like crap isn't possible anymore.

( ・-・) The other thing I bring up is that for decades, China didn't have a childhood obesity problem, but how many people want to live the way people lived there so many years ago?

( ・-・) It also pisses me off that the coach from Alabama was charged with racism when calling the first lady "Fat butt Michelle Obama." It is not like he actually used any swear words, he was just pointing out a hypocritical woman. If she really wants kids to lose weight, she can go and eat all those health foods in public, and somehow enjoy doing it.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 08:17

( ・-・) While humans are technically part of some food chain or other (i.e. most of them if you cook it enough), such a dictionary definition ignores the implication that you had to hunt and kill those chicken wings yourself in order to survive. The advent of agriculture some 10,000 years ago marked the advancement of the human race beyond hunter-gathering animals whose population depended largely upon the populations of other members of the food chain (which is the case for every other member of any food chain in nature), and who had little control over the size of these other populations.
( ・-・) You are not “top of the food chain”. Find some other excuse to be an arrogant piece of shit.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 15:35

( ・-・) I read an article about huge student loan debt, but I feel very little compassion for most of them.

( ・-・) I feel 1/1000 the compassion for people who chose arts, lit, or archaeology degrees.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 15:44

People who label common goods as "RARE" on eBay should be slapped in the face fifty times.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 22:18

( ・-・) Ulysses is just as opaque as Finnegans Wake.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 10:40

( ・-・) There are few things left that some subreddit doesn't do better than DQN.

( ・-・) Anonymity is the only reason I keep at this.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 11:39

( ・-・) le fucking reddit

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 11:45

Is reddit not just like 4chan-lite for casual internet users? It seems pretty shitty but since I've never really used it I don't like to shit on things I don't know much about.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 17:32

>>341
Reddit is an approval-driven BBS in which registered users may post links to funny pictures and "memes" or comment on the posts of other registered users.
( ・-・) I know this because my imouto is an avid redditor

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:15

>>339
( ・-・) Enjoy your e-fame, redditor-kun.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 22:29

>>343
( ・-・) I don't even have an account and don't plan on getting one. They are also better at driving a single joke into the ground.

( ・-・) It is also a liberal / dudebro / neckbeard circlejerk in general so fuck that. Extra extra fuck that. And fuck all 10 readers of /r/4ch.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 23:14

>>344
How can there be more readers of that then the population of 4ch by 4 people?

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 01:00

guise, 4ch, /r/4ch = 10, 10 - 4ch = 6 posters = 6ch think abou tit.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 03:06

( ・-・) As soon as my college debt is paid off, I will cut off all contact with my parents. I don't need their controlling asses.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 20:39

( ・-・) Fine, I accept that you're fat.

( ・-・) Doesn't mean I'll ever want to fuck your corpulent ass.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 12:15

( ・-・) If anybody makes a face-slapping device to be obligatory on every computer, I will upgrade every one I come across to be lethal. A neck-snapper.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 13:06

right when I thought it was safe here

you humans and your reddit and your world issues

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 16:02

( ・-・)I used to use reddit a few years ago.
I got a lot of my friends into it and as I did I started to realise how shit it actually was. Now I can't use it, and cringe everytime someone talks about it.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:19

( ・-・) >>256 I don't either. I then say "Fine, go ahead and get married. You gays now also have the right to a failing relationship, and a divorce that screws up your financial situation."

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 18:30

( ・-・) I did the same with my friends and imageboards, >>351-man. I lead them there and then left to the textboards alone. I wanted to die on a beautiful spring day in forest when its peace was disrupted by a torrent of memes.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 19:11

( ・-・) >>351 same with me and 4chan, I did actually treat it like I was part of a secret club, now I cringe when it's mentioned or if I thnk about my past self.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 21:47

( ・-・) I popped in there after not doing so since 2007 or so and they're still recycling some of the same porn so I feel justified in not missing it much.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 03:49

( ・-・) Sex isn't that great...

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:57

( ・-・) Oh look, you're in a supersecret superclub now, >>351,353-355

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 02:06

( ⊙‿⊙) WE SHOULD GET TATTOOS!

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 02:13

( ・-・) >>356 I entirely agree. Hopefully it gets better after some practise.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 23:55

( ・-・) I used a mitten to masturbate. It was the highest point of my experience with mittens.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 00:17

>>360
( ・-・) I do hope that mitten was cotton and not some sort of polyester blend.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:06

( ・-・) You are all trying to force your crap memes too hard.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 14:56

( ・-・) The popularity of Monty Oum's animation completely baffles me, as it is not particularly quality.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 18:20

( ・-・) I say things like >>362 non-anonymously

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 19:01

( ・-・) I don't mind developmentally disabled people until they make up the majority of people on my bus. Then they get really annoying and I start to think positively about eugenics.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 19:55

( ・-・) People who think everything they see more than once is an attempt at a "meme"

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 02:33

( ・-・) or any image with text on it for that matter

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 01:01

( ・-・) The 90s sucked.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:13

( ・-・) Feminism is a hate movement.

( ・-・) When's the last time you saw a happy-go-lucky feminist?

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:56

( ・-・) never

( ・-・) when i was a boy i ripped a hole in my pirate kermit and fucked it.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 20:46

( ・-・) The Great Gatsby is just another thing American school systems cram down our throats, while not teaching things that actually prepare us for reality.

( ・-・) Once I graduated high school, I put that book in the paper recycling bin.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 21:37

( ・-・) I never recycle.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 14:24

( ・-・) I don't have monafont installed and don't much care how it messes up ASCII art.
( ・-・) I don't care that it's S-JIS art and not ASCII art.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 19:43

( ・-・) I wish that stanky homeless dude washing himself in the library mens room would just die already.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 22:18

( ・-・) I hate when people say "If you can put your mind to it, you can do it." How many people put their whole minds into practical time travel, and never got it to happen?

( ・-・) Tell the truth say something like "If you think you will not achive your goal, you probably will not, but if you try, you MIGHT actually get what you want."

( ・-・) I once said something to a school counselor similar. I said "You school staff always tell us you can be an astronaut, Nobel prize winner, or N.Y. Times bestseller author, but at the same time you tell us we can't become rock stars, movie stars, or lottery winners. Lets compare the ratio of your examples to my examples."

( ・-・) The power of positive thinking sounds like trying to limit what people are allowed to say and think.

Every read the book "Bright Sided" ? I recommend it, and I usually don't read books.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 15:23

( ・-・) Lets actually have a prison for fat people. The perimeter wall will be five feet high and the bars three feet apart. The prison will have a gym. If you can escape you’re free to go.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 07:13

( ・-・) A number of people in artistic careers are always giving advice about how if you weren't doing this shit like EVERY DAY because you love it to bits, it'd be better for you to GTFO because you'd be hating yourself too often for a job that pays and treats you like shit, and like
( ・-・) I think they're extrapolating their own self doubt, trying to absolve themselves by convincing themselves that they DO love it and that they should spare others like themselves a little grief. Or trying to save all those fools (a majority of art majors for instance) who don't understand that they're not really that good and they won't be paying the bills with it so wise up now.
( ・-・) In actuality, though, love is not about being intoxicated by a thing 100% of the time, and some of the best artists are full of crippling self-doubt and having nervous breakdowns about it all the time, but will never be optimally good at anything else. So it might be well intentioned, but I think it's not good advice. You won't be totally loving something all the time, and you won't necessarily think you're good at what you do all the time, but if you really want to do it... you kind of know.
( ・-・) Anyway, should apply to this position as a fluffer? (y/n)

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:16

( ・-・) Are you the kind of person who never finishes what he starts? Then yes.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:41

( ・-・) Interestingly finishing what you start is what those artists >>377 hates are talking about when they say that some parts of commercial art are brutal and nervous breakdown inducing (namely the last 20% of any project). Most dilettantes give up before they reach this stage then tell everyone that art is really fun and doesn't require a lot of work.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 18:54

( ・-・) Twitter is more of an Internet Hate Machine than 4chan ever was.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 19:05

>>380
It depends on the people you talk with. On 4chan, everyone has the same personality.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 06:25

( ・-・) Nobody deserves to be praised or blamed. The first few years of development are completely out of a person's control, yet happen to be the most important ones in shaping them as a human being. The way life goes from there cannot be helped much, as any action carried out is decided upon within the limited boundaries of the mind that someone else built for you.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 10:06

( ・-・) That just sounds like some apologist excuse for being NEET. You can change your life.

( ・-・) And if it's hard I guess you could also take psychedelics.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 16:18

( ・-・) Isn't the purpose of this thread to create a safe space for expressing things that would otherwise get you lynched by the majority?
( ・-・) Then why the fuck are there so many posts responding to someone they disagree with?

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 03:37

( ・-・) I disagree with >>384

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 23:43

( ・-・) I disagree with >>385 and also with >>387.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 23:59

( ・-・) I disagree with >>385

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 01:15

( ・-・) You know what'd be neat? A lesbian who doesn't make a big deal about it all the fucking time.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 20:14

( ・-・) This government shutdown thing should have happened years ago.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 23:06

( ・-・) People keep talking about how much feminists hate Kill La Kill but so far I've only seen feminists talk about how much they liked the first episode...

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 19:16

>>389
not that I'm disagreeing, but actually it's happened a lot in the US since 1975 or so. the talking heads on TV wring their hands and tell us to panic, but nothing ever happens. if I were more paranoid than I am I'd start in about manufactured crises, but now I just think all the politicians (be advised that when I use this term I mean the ruling class, which in the US includes the news/entertainment/agitprop media and the extended civil service) involved on every side are just that incompetent. my cynicism has overwhelmed my paranoia.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 23:04

( ・-・) Equality is for mathematics.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 14:08

( ・-・) If you bully loli, you should get thrown in the gully. This means you, Abnes Abcess.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 01:50

( ・-・) I don't have the nads to say most of the things I want to say, even with anonymity as a condition.
( ・-・) It's like the only things I am in private that I'm not in public is a chronic masturbator and an e-pirate (and seriously, if asked, who would guess otherwise?).

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 19:46

( ・-・) The Transformers cartoons of our youth were shit flavored shit and you know it.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 23:59

( ・-・) I want to build a machine that quickly turns CO2 into something else. I do not want to build it because of environmental concerns.

( ・-・) I want to build it to piss off people who only want to limit CO2 by restricting coal and oil.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 12:51

( ・-・) I think Sergeant Mark IV is pretty cool guy, eh has balls in an increasingly pussified society and doesn't afraid of anything.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 22:08

( ・-・) I want to punch my client in the nuts enough times to make sure he never fathers children.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 17:55

( ・-・) I wanted to move to New York City and become a hipster after watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 01:33

( ・-・) I don't trust this board is fully anonymous

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