( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (964)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:13

( ・-・) I hear a woodpecker. I want to shoot it to make the noise go away.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:33

( ・-・) Everybody wants to believe they're exceptional. But it's not what you are. It's what you own and who you own. If you don't own anything, then you can't accomplish anything.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 03:26

>>695
Yes, however capitalism has one major flaw, and that is the construct of employment, which in practice is usually merely slavery with just enough pay to keep alive. The emancipation which the workers of the world need is self-employment.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 19:33

>>703
Self-employment may only work because sufficiently few other people do the same. Probably, I don't know. Just thought of it. May be economics 101, mea culpa.
But if everyone were self-employed, there would be orders of magnitude more choice if you were in need of a chargeable service. Say, plumbers.
Then the market is essentially diluted, and a couple of things could happen: no plumber can make a living because of the extreme competition (in a world where each plumber is of roughly equal value). Plumbing becomes a cutthroat, penniless business and the world of plumbing self-destructs.
Or, a small number of plumbers are better than the rest, and people learn this and start taking their business to the best plumbers. They get more business, are more profitable, and eventually start having to employ in order to meet demand. Mediocre plumbers are put out of business.
Either way, the dissolution of the wholly self-employed market is inevitable.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 21:50

Does working at a socially-owned, democratically-run company count as self-employment?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 02:26

>>705
No, but it sounds better than your typical large corporation.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 15:02

אכד נעיח שזס נהמ

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 15:55

>>707
( ・-・) I bet the JEWS did this.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 21:35

( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Hillary because she has a vagina.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 01:20

( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Sanders because I don't want to work for a living.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 02:12

( ˃ ヮ˂) Work is for chumps!

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 19:42

What happened here

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 00:54

( ・-・) I love the dating game in China. There are already not enough women for men, and women still fall in love with me. That means I fuck up the law of supply and demand even more.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 18:47

>>705
Sounds terrible. Why the fuck would the workers democratically make decisions when more than half of them most likely have no experience in management or accounting? Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field to do what they know best without the hindrance of people whose good intentions blind them from negative consequences.

The proletariat can suck my dick.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 15:11

( ・-・) Women shouldn't be allowed to vote. They vote for everything that makes a nation weak and stupid.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 19:14

( ・-・) Most efforts go unappreciated

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 14:41

>>714

> Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field

Except that's not true at all. Control is arbitrarily given on the basis of ownership, not specialized knowledge and definitely not skill. The people "specialized on their field" who "do what they know best" get the short stick invariably. Which is more longer than the stick given to people without specializaed skill; nonetheless they both get shafted.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 19:38

( ・-・) I think most of the Black Lives Matter protesters just like to yell and break stuff.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 20:38

( ・-・) The concept from the movie "Escape From New York" and "Escape From Los Angeles" should be certain cities in Michigan.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 01:20

( ・-・) A judge who's a member of La Raza actually is a problem.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 02:39

If you don't smoke weed, get over yourself. I don't care how "degenerate" you think weed might be, I don't want to hear your bitching when all I'm trying to do is let everybody know that I'm stoned 24/7. Ruins my vibrations, and what not.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 18:18

>>720
That's like being served, loudly badmouthing a bystander who came across on your way to court only to find out said pedestrian is actually the judge preceding the lawsuit against you and then calling it a problem.
That shit only happens to stupid assholes, quite frankly.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 20:29

I think all stoners are complete morons.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 21:25

( ・-・) I stole secrets from Capcom. I wanted to know how they make so many variants of the same Street Fighter games and get people to pay full price for each one. I intend to use the same strategy on an app I am developing.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:44

( ・-・) Islam is fundamentally incompatible with western civilization.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:50

( ・-・) Institutionalised religion is fundamentally incompatible with the progression of civilisation.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:13

( ・-・) I disagree, >>726. Christianity and Judaism have both demonstrated a strong stabilizing influence on culture that Islam lacks. Cism and Jism both inspire one to transcend one's animal instincts, where Ism encourages one to revel in barbarism.

( ・-・) Also, you're poopy.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:28

( ・-・) Historically, perhaps. However, this is now the 21st century, people no longer live in disconnected tribes, and dogmatic worship of ancient myths and legends is not conducive to civility and cooperation with the other several billion people living on this rock. Just be chill, don't get angry because other people live different lives, etc; you don't need religion to not be a dick.

( ・-・) Also, I know. Sometimes wiping just takes too much effort.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:34

( ・-・) The secret is to take a daily dump in the morning before your shower.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:50

( ・-・) In a way, it all comes down to whether you see yourself as a loyal, capable, family-oriented wolf, or a disloyal, hedonistic, selfish rabbit.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 01:07

( ・-・) The blonde guy from True Detective was a wolf. Look how that turned out.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 18:17

I lold

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 18:40

( ・-・) You can give a leftist a fish and he'll eat for a day, or you can teach that leftist to fish and he'll sit pouting in his boat all day because nobody gave him a fish.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 16:18

( ・-・) I want to be a trans-black woman so I can blame all white men for anything I do wrong.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 16:40

( ・-・) Just tell people you are, and BOOM! You are!

( ・-・) Now you can molest girls in a Target restroom!

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 17:50

( ・-・) I prefer V-ISM for those sweet custom combos >>727

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 18:40

( ・-・) Floral Shoppe is a mediocre sound collage.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 03:56

( ・-・) I might be not as witty as I think I am.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 02:51

( ・-・) If you keep an open mind and an observant eye, you'll eventually notice that the Left is entirely populated by neurotic people. Most are pretty harmless, but the power hungry ones really need a good slapping.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 04:00

( ・-・) I'm somewhat concerned that Christians will be persecuted in the USA in the coming decades. People seem very quick to laugh this off or call me a bigot, which just goes to support the point.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 08:18

>>740
( ・-・) They already are, for sufficiently broad definitions of "persecuted" and sufficiently narrow definitions of "Christians."

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 18:34

( ・-・) If you actually keep an open mind and an observant eye, you won't end up making sweeping judgements about half the population.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 02:47

( ・-・) Will too!

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 14:10

>>740
( ・-・) Please give some specific examples, because I haven't seen any. The US is one of the most religious countries in the world, and every branch of government is full of people who profess faith, a whole lot of them and maybe a majority some form of Protestant. Maybe it's because I'm not a Christian, but I don't see where these claims of persecution are coming from, aside from the fact that everyone likes playing the victim sometimes.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 22:27

( ・-・) The black people I've met in real life aren't as smart as the ones on TV.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 07:59

>>745
If one lived his whole life without encountering a black person, just saw them on TV, he'd be led to believe nignogs invented the whole universe

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 09:32

>>746 What are you talking about, that is the complete opposite of how black people are represented on TV. I'm a bit embarrassed by your ignorance and I'd hope new visitors here don't assume we all think like you!

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 16:39

>>746 If he watched the Maury show, he would think blacks were humanoid rabbits.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 17:02

( ・-・) White people often make pleasant neighbors.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 17:14

( ・-・) Anybody who read >>749 and immediately thought "that's racist" is an idiot.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 21:50

>>749 All my worst neighbours have been white...

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 14:06

>>751 racist.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 14:54

>>751
Wait, wait wait. Have ALL your neighbors been white?

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 17:22

( ・-・) The Pings are my Chinese neighbors

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 17:24

>>753 No. Come to think of it, I've never met a dickhead who wasn't white...

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 19:01

>>755 maybe it's you. Are you enough of an ass that people go out of their way to annoy you?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 23:26

>>756 No, I mean, it's very rare for me to meet someone and think "wow, what a dickhead" but any time I have, they've always had white skin.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:06

As much as I love @, it's not any easier to write than the word "at."

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:08

>>758
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Forgot my face.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 21:20

( ・-・) I don't think #WhyINeedPrescriptivism would fly, but I gotta just let it out.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 23:01

( ・-・) I don't feel attracted to big butts or breasts and will refuse to touch anything that's not firm, shapely and not fat.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 16:05

( ・-・) Anything more than a handful is a waste.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 17:41

>>758
( ・-・) Chumpy US keyboard!

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 22:23

( ・-・) I genuinely enjoy watching the anime Hetalia

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 20:12

( ・-・) Toga parties are dumb. You're better off staying home and spilling wine on a white sheet yourself.

766 This post sucked.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 17:01

( ・-・) I'm going to be avoiding the city until the chimpouts stop.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 21:34

( ・-・) The only way multiculturalism can truly work is if everyone acts white.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:06

( ・-・) Huh. Thought I'd get some blowback on that one.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:31

>>769 I'm guessing that many people agree with you, but are not going to admit it publicly.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:57

>>769
I don't really agree with a lot of the extreme views given on anonymous boards, but I personally don't think that they're a great place to discuss ideas.

( ・-・) Anonymous boards are good at training people to win arguments on anonymous boards rather than have intellectual discussion.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 17:16

( ・-・) Pizza tastes like crap

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 18:34

( ・-・) pizza is fucking awesome I will fight you

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 18:48

>>772
You're not human, are you?

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 21:31

( ・-・) Watching Spaceballs has killed my appetite for pizza for a good while.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 23:28

( ・-・) I'm not a pizza sort of guy. I've tried all sorts of pizza, but none of them satisfied my hunger. That's when a friend told me about a place called Pizza Hut. I didn't believe it! It was like discovering pizza in a whole new way. Stuffed crust pizza, delicious breadsticks, and ridiculously low prices! I might just order some now at https://order.pizzahut.com/home

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 07:19

( ・-・) I ordered a pizza at an Italian restaurant the other day, and the menu specifically listed "diced tomatoes" on the pizza, as well as basil. They bring it out and its very plain looking, with a few rounds of cheese thrown on it, no other toppings beside a skimpy application of basil near the center. What cheapskates, I thought. I questioned them about the tomatoes and they said that includes the sauce! What nonsense. In any case, I made them bring me a good helping of basil to flavor the pizza. Next time I'll be sure to order from Pizza Hut™.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 17:08

( ・-・) Leftists really are the locusts of civilization. Once a nation gets wealthy, they swarm over it and devour as much wealth as they can.

( ・-・) On top of that, they're pricks about it.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 17:25

( ・-・) The political parties I don't align with and their members are the source of my suffering.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 23:51

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 19:03

( ・-・) Have you ever heard someone tell you not to enjoy news about your enemies dying?

( ・-・) I get pleasure from news about my enemies dying, and I get twice as much pleasure witnessing someone die if they tell me not to enjoy the news about my enemies dying.

( ・-・) Time for a celebration:

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Now playing.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 04:31

( ・-・) FUCK I forgot what I going to post

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 07:16

( ・-・) I barely watch anime, but I like it as a concept.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 10:40

>>783
Whoa same

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 15:51

( ・-・) Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks who have no interest in catering to power users nor creating new ones out of neophytes.

( ・-・) Look no further than the herd of fart-sniffers praising the developers of Chrome for removing Backspace as a shortcut for navigating back a page, with no customization option to get it back save for an extension that doesn't restore the proper functionality.

( ・-・) Google is literally raising a generation of computer illiterates who won't "google" things.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 16:25

>>785
( ・-・) Good luck with that. The bridge between ease-of-use for the point-and-grunt casual user and high-fidelity programmability and customisability for "power users" (aka experts) must span across a non-navigable gulf emitting high concentrations of sulfuric acid and anthrax. That is so say, nobody has made that bridge successfully. (Windows "power users" are not an acceptable counterexample. They are merely well-conditioned casual users.)

( ・-・) Also, you must work on your generalisation skills. "Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks" does not follow from "The developers changed what backspace does in this browser". (Also, define 'nowadays'. Was there a time this supposedly wasn't true?)

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 16:34

>>786
( ・-・) October 31, 1993.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 02:58

( ・-・) Chromebooks suck.

789 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8493 07:36

( ・-・) King crab is way better than snow crab

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 18:20

( ・-・) I sometimes release the emergency mittens just for fun.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 21:59

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792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 02:54

( ・-・) Boy, Alpacas sure were a flash in the pan, weren't they?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 04:28

( ・-・) I like exploring nooks and crannies of the internet. One may even call the Elitist Superstructure one.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:43

( ・-・) Words cannot quite convey how I loathe xkcd, but I feel like expressing even the partial extent would jeopardize too many valuable relationships.

( ・-・) It's kind of like if Michael Bolton from Office Space were trying to placate his peers rather than the consultants.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 19:40

( ・-・) Only go to India if you want to die of exotic diseases. The whole country is a fuckin' open air toilet that's never been flushed.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 20:22

( ・-・) I am not tired of winning yet.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8555 11:16

( ・-・) I have absolutely no interest in being in a romantic relationship myself and wouldn't mind staying single for the rest of my life.

( ・-・) But I love reading stories about the romantic relationship of anonymous internet users.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 22:42

( ・-・) Meanwhile, I make a fortune around Valentine's day selling stupid romantic crap.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 02:31

( ・-・) I get high to deal with the stress caused by not getting shit done because I got high

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 09:30

( ・-・) Despite ostensibly being desired, an actual large penis is surprisingly difficult to market unless you're into dudes.

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