( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (964)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 04:25

( ・-・) This whole network of boards and people that thrive on being ironic should be set ablaze.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 01:52

( ・-・) Except for me.
( ・-・) My irony is cheeky and fun, but everyone else's irony is cruel and tragic.
( ・-・) Which... makes it not really irony at all.
( ・-・) Evil irony!

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 02:23

( ・-・) Open Source doesn't produce better software, it produces design-by-committee trainwrecks. In places where it's better, it's generally only because the authors genuinely don't expect to make any money, as opposed to being burdened down with DRM/adware/spyware/whatever.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 04:11

>>603
( ・-・) As a software engineer working with enterprise bus systems in java, I agree (especially anything with RedHat behind it), but with the caveat that most proprietary software is a design-by-committee trainwreck as well. We just see less of that software because it also happens to be purchase-by-committee.

( ・-・) I hate my company's purchasing committee.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 05:40

( ・-・) I have a really ugly, thick penis

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:10

( ・-・) I have to choose between making a site in ASP.NET/C# or installing WAMP on this windows virtual server... I choose ASP.net/C#

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:13

( ・-・) I love microsoft windows server edition operating systems. They are easier to setup and have better support than any linux or *bsd distribution (that I have used).

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 12:25

>>605
( ・-・) Mine has a big sore on the head that looks like the onset of syphyllis.
( ・-・) It's actually a chafe from jacking it off too hard. Apparently I'm supposed to rest it for it to heal, but if I go more than a couple days without I start getting really tense and fidgety...

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:03

>>607
( ・-・) That's probably because they are rebranded versions of the desktop OS with a license for more RAM and take no more expertise to set up or run than a home edition copy.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 02:41

( ・-・) I would sooner support ISIS than feminists.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:36

( ・-・) I just read The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings again.

( ・-・) The movies are better. No contest.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 17:56

>>606
ASP.NET is plenty better than WAMP, no shame in admitting it.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 17:48

>>611
You suck.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 19:21

>>606,612
Go Python or Racket, you nerds.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 08:43

>>614
Copy that. Racket is the language that makes me feel most like a wizard.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 13:20

>>615
But Scheme is the dream!

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 16:04

>>616
Scheme is cool conceptually, but has a heavily fragmented ecosystem.
Racket is Scheme on steroids.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 20:33

I don't grasp the meaning of "VORODEMOTO." I think it might be "Voldemort" as you might write the word using katakana, transcribed back into the Roman alphabet--but why do people post the word and nothing else? Is it the newest le ebin may may from le lebbit, or something?

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7910 21:19

( ・-・) Ironic "le may may" stuff will be the death of the internet

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:40

>>613
( ・-・) Great... Another snob who decides for everybody that reading a book is more enjoyable than watching a film.

( ・-・) What would happen if we had some huge faggot decide for everybody that having things shoved up their ass was superior to all forms of sexual pleasure?

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 01:32

( ・-・) I have a hard time keeping myself from laughing at other people's misery. Its not that I take pleasure in it but rather its always just so damn funny.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:18

( ・-・) I'm going to murder next friend who pretends to ignore me.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:54

( ・-・) I have a hard time staying hard.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 13:21

( ・-・) I kind of like that moment when I'm in the shower and have just soaped up my asscrack and this thin curl of brown runs off one foot (always the right one, never the left for some reason), and goes down the drain. I feel extra clean after that.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 18:11

( ・-・) I find myself continually frustrated in having to explain to other people that there is not a party going on in my pants and there never will be!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 09:29

( ・-・) I still frequent 4chan, despite hating most of it's users, simply because it's fast and has a pokemon board.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 18:33

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 18:37

>>627
Don't judge people!

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:25

>>626
( ・-・) I quit 4chan years ago. /f/ just never gets fresh 2ch flashes anymore. You would think I should take the role of Anonymous Commander and plug this hole, steer people to the enlightenment and Japanese — find and post those movies myself. No, screw it, I'm disappointed.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:49

>>626
( ・-・) I haven't stopped visiting 4chan because the only real, viable alternative to it is reddit.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 08:45

>>629
Start a better flash board. I would visit it.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 02:19

( ・-・) I play pokemon competitively.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 19:00

>>632
( ・-・) That sounds pretty impressive until I point out that most of the people you're "competing" against are like eight years old.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 18:05

( ・-・) The more hardcore leftist people are, the more likely they're weak, ugly, uncoordinated losers. Seriously, just look at 'em. Empty your mind of prejudice and LOOK.

( ・-・) Then laugh, because most of them are so pathetic they're funny.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 18:16

( ・-・) The more worthless a person's opinion, the more they seem to shout about it.

( ・-・) The fucker didn't even sage!

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:13

( ・-・) A real man never sages the cold hard truth, >>635.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 15:12

Why would you post the "cold hard truth" on the thread about opinions we are embarrassed about or otherwise not comfortable with admitting in public?

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 17:52

I hate all but maybe two of my coworkers, but I pretend to be their friends because networking is too valuable right now.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 19:06

( ・-・) It's not even like I don't agree in spirit but do you netouyo fuckers really have to turn every single messageboard, blog, youtube comments section and bathroom stall graffiti you visit into /pol/?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 22:43

( ・-・) I probably wasted my late teenage years spending hours every night browsing dozens of different image boards, and now that I'm an adult, I have nothing going for me, and my brain is rotted.
( ゚ ヮ゚) But I everything there is about board culture!

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 01:22

Gooby plz

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 06:52

( ・-・) I just want to sleep 24/7. I hate being alive but I also don't want to die. Sleep seems like a nice compromise.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 14:47

( ・-・) Can't have my gooby.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 22:58

( ・-・) The GLBTWTFBBQ flag shouldn't be a rainbow. A smeary brown would be more appropriate.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 08:49

( ・-・) I don't like the rainbow profile thing because its confusing me as to who is gay or not.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 09:59

>>645
You keep getting turned down by straight guys too?

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 20:08

( ・-・) i am extremely socially awkward and have to lie when asked about what music i like because i listen to obscure anime speedcore and denpa mostly

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 20:13

( ・-・) Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't buy into dogmatic outrage politics and try to be rational online. /pol/ and SJW Tumblr/Twitter communities are just two sides of the same coin, a worthless and annoying coin.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 23:53

( ・-・) I'm sick of faggot like >>648 regurgitating the same old tired crap that no one cares to hear.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 18:34

>>648
I don't like to reference xkcd "punchlines" but it's cool that you found a way to feel superior to both.

651 This post sucked.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:18

( ・-・) Go ahead and complain about Confederate flags some more. I will go to my typical factory in China and make more of them.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 20:49

( ・-・) >>648 desperately needs to freshen up their online haunts.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:05

( ・-・) I am a butt

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:06

( ・-・) A big fat butt

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:08

( ・-・) If I eat your pinky

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:09

( ・-・) I might make it stinky

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:10

( ・-・) And then I'll call you a slut!

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:12

( ・-・) ... Salty penis stirs

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:13

( ・-・) This forum takes years to post

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:15

( ・-・) >>651 sucks dick

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:44

How does that work <i />

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 22:22

>>662
That's pretty embarrassing, luckily for me, I'm on an anonymous board.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 13:59

>>663
( ・-・) You're still a big fat butt.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 14:29

>>662 the ways of black magic must come of your own learning, my son.

666 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-7985 04:26

( ´ω`) 666GET

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 06:28

( ・-・) 666GE--
( ・-・) Goddamnit, Grandpa.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 10:52

( ・-・) I want to be alone.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 22:04

( ・-・) Butts.

( ・-・) Can't say I'm at all fond of 'em.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 23:20

( ´ω`) Goof butts.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 01:31

( ・-・) I'm totally cool with liberals getting abortions. Just not conservatives.

( ・-・) In a perfect world, all liberal mothers to be would kill their babies immediately.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 02:09

( ・-・) Homo sex is gay.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:13

>>671 Some hardcore liberals became that way because they hated their conservative parents. How can you be sure that people are only aborting a future liberal?

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:32

( ・-・) Unless you kidnap and homeschool 'em, they're more than likely to be indoctrinated into the leftist bullshit that makes up public education.

( ・-・) Aborting THEM would be an act of mercy, really.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 20:06

( ・-・) I'm a liberal.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:27

( ・-・) Gay magic

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 15:35

( ・-・) And by gay magic, I mean using magic to make gays live a heterosexual lifestyle.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 16:03

( ˃ ヮ˂) And by gay magic, I mean gaiety-filled magic! After all, if there's something gay in this world, it's magic! [b]GAY MAGIC[/b]

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 17:46

( ・-・) The notion of art is nonsense.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 18:59

( ・-・) The food that airlines serve in-flight isn't very good.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 04:50

I'm so far from perfect. What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing stupid things?

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 00:40

Someone set up you the bomb.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:35

( ・-・) Trump is right.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:51

>>682
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:00

Test. [b]test[/b]

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:03

What

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:12

We get signal.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:18

Main screen turn on.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:21

LOL PE ENIS

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:01

Testicles

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:09

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:10

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 17:41

( ・-・) As I was saying, Trump is the only candidate I respect. All the rest are nutless cowards.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 18:57

Politics on DQN is shit and Trump doesn't care about the first amendment anyways.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 17:57

( ・-・) Communism is for weakass losers. Anybody with any kind of skill at all will relish the endless competition of capitalism.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 18:45

>>695
Pure Ideology
Sniff

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 21:49

( ・-・) I rant because I care.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 09:55

( ・-・) Capitalism is 5% selfish pricks and 80% deluded victims

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 14:29

( ・-・) >>698 can't handle the fiery crucible of capitalism. Babby.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 14:41

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