( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 06:46

( ・-・) Middle-eastern politics in general are juvenile, petty, absurd and capricious. I probably wouldn't feel too bad about stating this publicly, actually.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 11:21

( ・-・) The US can be blamed for almost every conflict of the last 25 years. Too bad, nobody has balls to place sanctions on it.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 14:32

( ・-・) Bob's Burgers can be blamed for almost every conflict of the last 25 years. Too bad, nobody has balls to place sanctions on it.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:00

( ・-・) Autarky is the economic ideal. Without foreign trade there is no impetus for involvement in foreign conflicts.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:04

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556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 10:27

Realpolitik is the political ideal. Without geopolitical isolationist policies, there is no impetus for withholding entry into foreign conflicts.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 07:13

Zeon did (almost) nothing wrong.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 07:48

( ・-・) Everyone could die and I will be happy as long as I'm safe with my videogames.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 12:36

>>550
Palestinian politics is bullshit. People have the choice between Fatah, which is composed of corrupt assholes, or Hamas, which is composed of violent assholes. There are other factors that pushed Hamas into power in Gaza, namely that it's a tiny shithole ghetto state that contains 2 million people who have fuck all for resources and can't better their circumstances because of political reasons. Likely people felt frustrated with Fatah there, though I can't imagine they'll be itching to put Hamas back in power after the latest war. My current hope is that a better party will arise out of all this bullshit, but it seems unlikely considering the conditions.

Anyway, just don't talk about something you don't know anything about. I blame Hamas fully for what happened, but most of the people hurt in Gaza are just trying to live their lives.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 14:56

( ・-・) Easterners are slaughtering easterners again?

( ・-・) Whoop de fucking doo.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 15:33

>>551
>>559
>>560
kikes and sandniggers

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:15

( ・-・) So, >>561, I see you're from 4chan.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:26

( ・-・) So, >>562, I see you're a dirty Jew.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:45

( ・-・) So,>>563, I see you're a filthy no-good Stygian.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:56

>>559 Honestly, Palestine is a cornered rat with exactly one option. While I dislike killing, I can't think of a better party for them than Hamas at the moment. Do you have any insights on how they could gain self determination non-violently? Israel seems perfectly willing to commit genocide.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 17:08

You mean the Isreal that goes out of its way to avoid civilian casualties while dealing with neighbors who revel in killing civilians is the genocidal half of this conflict?

Do your thoughts and opinions ever actually intersect with reality at any point?

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 17:33

>>566 Israel that uses their border guards to regulate food import? That shoots at fishing boats who try to go far enough out to actually catch fish? How does starving a country to death avoid civilian casualties?

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:12

How does hiding rocket launchers and weapons in schools and hospitals avoid civilian casualties? How does the Hamas police deliberately forcing Palestinian civilians to stay in combat zones avoid civilian casualties? How does digging tunnels under Israel with the express purpose of KILLING CIVILIANS avoid civilian casualties? How does breaking every single fucking cease fire the moment they have more rockets in place avoid civilian casualties? How does having a charter that's devoted to utterly destroying their neighbors no matter how much it costs themselves avoid civilian casualties?

>>565, they have two options, actually. They just utterly refuse to consider the peaceful one because their magic book tells them to kill all Jews all the time.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:29

>>568 I never said Hamas was morally upright or didn't kill Israeli civilians and jeopardize their own. I said I wasn't sure how else Palestine could prevent their own extinction and asked if you could think of a peaceful way because I don't see it.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:32

>>568 for the record, I also support Israel's right to self-determination, I just don't see it as presently being threatened.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 19:07

>>569, the peaceful way is pretty simple actually. Stop trying to destroy Israel. Stop trying to KILL ALL JEWS. Make peace. Simplest thing in the world. Requires very little effort on their part, and they'll be much better off in both the short and long term. Win win.

Israelis want peace - they're the most progressive society in that region.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 19:33

gaynus

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 20:29

or they could follow >>572's example

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 20:49

I think we could all learn something from >>572's insightful political analysis.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 21:34

gaynus for president of Israelestine.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 21:09

( ・-・) Mittens really are pretty lame.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 14:21

It is never right to boycott. [Not related to current events.]

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 19:33

( ・-・) I boycott mitten shops all the time.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 22:46

( ・-・) ... I boycott ... mit... mi...
( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き!

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 11:12

>>571,572
( ・-・) "Israelis want piece" of land is more like it.
http://www.vice.com/read/israeli-racism-gaza-kleinfeld-511

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 19:40

>>580 You're just pissed because Israel has the temerity to not only defend itself from the bloodthirsty lunatics at its borders, but has been so successful at it.

Like all liberals, you hate success and want to see the successful brought down, because they make you feel bad about your own worthless life.

Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:16

>>581
You kikes have a lot of nerve talking about "success" when the only reason Israel exists is because of the billions of dollars you parasites are leeching from other countries. Lemme guess, I'm also against welfare leeches because I hate their success.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:39

Go cry to your mamadaddy government, lefty.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:18

Enjoy your jewish lobby, you centrist bastard.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:49

Actually, I'm Presbyterian, but thanks!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:54

>Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

Sayeth the guy who's posting on DQN.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 18:42

I'm not practicing what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 13:29

>>587 This is the anon thread on an anon board. How would you have any idea who you're preaching to.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 14:26

It's by your actions that people know you.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:54

>>589
( ・-・) Actually, it's mostly by my face and voice.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 18:28

( ・-・) Sometimes I don't recognize my friends if they get a haircut or shave.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 22:48

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 19:45

>>592
So you won't say it even if it is an anonymous board?

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 00:49

>>593
( ・-・) I was trying to do something mildly malicious with HTML tag abuse, but it didn't work.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 06:55

( ・-・) Malicious or delicious?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 12:27

( ・-・) Possibly both.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 16:56

it is my sincerely held belief that videogaming is the worst hobby community on the internet.

worse than tumblr
worse than reddit
worse than sjw blogs
worse than animu & mango
it's probably worse than christian mingle too

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 17:16

>>597 I enjoy video games but find it hard to argue with that. Usually I distance myself from the "community" outside of "how do I make map" and "will you play my map" matters.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 21:33

>>597 sjws and video game forums are an ouroboros of worthlessness.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 21:36

( ・-・) 500get.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 04:25

( ・-・) This whole network of boards and people that thrive on being ironic should be set ablaze.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 01:52

( ・-・) Except for me.
( ・-・) My irony is cheeky and fun, but everyone else's irony is cruel and tragic.
( ・-・) Which... makes it not really irony at all.
( ・-・) Evil irony!

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 02:23

( ・-・) Open Source doesn't produce better software, it produces design-by-committee trainwrecks. In places where it's better, it's generally only because the authors genuinely don't expect to make any money, as opposed to being burdened down with DRM/adware/spyware/whatever.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 04:11

>>603
( ・-・) As a software engineer working with enterprise bus systems in java, I agree (especially anything with RedHat behind it), but with the caveat that most proprietary software is a design-by-committee trainwreck as well. We just see less of that software because it also happens to be purchase-by-committee.

( ・-・) I hate my company's purchasing committee.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 05:40

( ・-・) I have a really ugly, thick penis

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:10

( ・-・) I have to choose between making a site in ASP.NET/C# or installing WAMP on this windows virtual server... I choose ASP.net/C#

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:13

( ・-・) I love microsoft windows server edition operating systems. They are easier to setup and have better support than any linux or *bsd distribution (that I have used).

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 12:25

>>605
( ・-・) Mine has a big sore on the head that looks like the onset of syphyllis.
( ・-・) It's actually a chafe from jacking it off too hard. Apparently I'm supposed to rest it for it to heal, but if I go more than a couple days without I start getting really tense and fidgety...

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:03

>>607
( ・-・) That's probably because they are rebranded versions of the desktop OS with a license for more RAM and take no more expertise to set up or run than a home edition copy.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 02:41

( ・-・) I would sooner support ISIS than feminists.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:36

( ・-・) I just read The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings again.

( ・-・) The movies are better. No contest.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 17:56

>>606
ASP.NET is plenty better than WAMP, no shame in admitting it.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 17:48

>>611
You suck.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 19:21

>>606,612
Go Python or Racket, you nerds.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 08:43

>>614
Copy that. Racket is the language that makes me feel most like a wizard.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 13:20

>>615
But Scheme is the dream!

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 16:04

>>616
Scheme is cool conceptually, but has a heavily fragmented ecosystem.
Racket is Scheme on steroids.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 20:33

I don't grasp the meaning of "VORODEMOTO." I think it might be "Voldemort" as you might write the word using katakana, transcribed back into the Roman alphabet--but why do people post the word and nothing else? Is it the newest le ebin may may from le lebbit, or something?

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7910 21:19

( ・-・) Ironic "le may may" stuff will be the death of the internet

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:40

>>613
( ・-・) Great... Another snob who decides for everybody that reading a book is more enjoyable than watching a film.

( ・-・) What would happen if we had some huge faggot decide for everybody that having things shoved up their ass was superior to all forms of sexual pleasure?

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 01:32

( ・-・) I have a hard time keeping myself from laughing at other people's misery. Its not that I take pleasure in it but rather its always just so damn funny.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:18

( ・-・) I'm going to murder next friend who pretends to ignore me.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:54

( ・-・) I have a hard time staying hard.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 13:21

( ・-・) I kind of like that moment when I'm in the shower and have just soaped up my asscrack and this thin curl of brown runs off one foot (always the right one, never the left for some reason), and goes down the drain. I feel extra clean after that.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 18:11

( ・-・) I find myself continually frustrated in having to explain to other people that there is not a party going on in my pants and there never will be!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 09:29

( ・-・) I still frequent 4chan, despite hating most of it's users, simply because it's fast and has a pokemon board.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 18:33

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 18:37

>>627
Don't judge people!

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:25

>>626
( ・-・) I quit 4chan years ago. /f/ just never gets fresh 2ch flashes anymore. You would think I should take the role of Anonymous Commander and plug this hole, steer people to the enlightenment and Japanese — find and post those movies myself. No, screw it, I'm disappointed.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:49

>>626
( ・-・) I haven't stopped visiting 4chan because the only real, viable alternative to it is reddit.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 08:45

>>629
Start a better flash board. I would visit it.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 02:19

( ・-・) I play pokemon competitively.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 19:00

>>632
( ・-・) That sounds pretty impressive until I point out that most of the people you're "competing" against are like eight years old.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 18:05

( ・-・) The more hardcore leftist people are, the more likely they're weak, ugly, uncoordinated losers. Seriously, just look at 'em. Empty your mind of prejudice and LOOK.

( ・-・) Then laugh, because most of them are so pathetic they're funny.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 18:16

( ・-・) The more worthless a person's opinion, the more they seem to shout about it.

( ・-・) The fucker didn't even sage!

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:13

( ・-・) A real man never sages the cold hard truth, >>635.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 15:12

Why would you post the "cold hard truth" on the thread about opinions we are embarrassed about or otherwise not comfortable with admitting in public?

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 17:52

I hate all but maybe two of my coworkers, but I pretend to be their friends because networking is too valuable right now.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 19:06

( ・-・) It's not even like I don't agree in spirit but do you netouyo fuckers really have to turn every single messageboard, blog, youtube comments section and bathroom stall graffiti you visit into /pol/?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 22:43

( ・-・) I probably wasted my late teenage years spending hours every night browsing dozens of different image boards, and now that I'm an adult, I have nothing going for me, and my brain is rotted.
( ゚ ヮ゚) But I everything there is about board culture!

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 01:22

Gooby plz

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 06:52

( ・-・) I just want to sleep 24/7. I hate being alive but I also don't want to die. Sleep seems like a nice compromise.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 14:47

( ・-・) Can't have my gooby.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 22:58

( ・-・) The GLBTWTFBBQ flag shouldn't be a rainbow. A smeary brown would be more appropriate.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 08:49

( ・-・) I don't like the rainbow profile thing because its confusing me as to who is gay or not.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 09:59

>>645
You keep getting turned down by straight guys too?

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 20:08

( ・-・) i am extremely socially awkward and have to lie when asked about what music i like because i listen to obscure anime speedcore and denpa mostly

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 20:13

( ・-・) Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't buy into dogmatic outrage politics and try to be rational online. /pol/ and SJW Tumblr/Twitter communities are just two sides of the same coin, a worthless and annoying coin.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 23:53

( ・-・) I'm sick of faggot like >>648 regurgitating the same old tired crap that no one cares to hear.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 18:34

>>648
I don't like to reference xkcd "punchlines" but it's cool that you found a way to feel superior to both.

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