( ・-・) I'm always so busy creating great things to advance civilisation, that I never get a chance to use my huge dick.
( ・-・) But they all look alike over there!
( ・-・) "Russian troll" is a compliment.
( ・-・) I don't like tumblr but if all cis white people died I'd only miss like one or two people tops.
( ・-・) People who say "cis white people" are generally terrible company.
( ・-・) I'd probably hate being around any of you in real life.
( ・-・) Other people's skin color, genitals and preference for who to rub those genitals on is really important to me and my Tumblr will tell you about it in great detail.
( ・-・) Polygon has a good-looking design. Too bad the content has always been complete trash and the design is getting long in the tooth.
( ・-・) I’m glad that Kéké is whining about his dick pigeon animations being plagiarized for some mobile game.
( ・-・) Hey now, Kéké is a goddamn treasure.
( ・-・) Though, he does draw the same things too often, yeah, even considering it's animation.
( ・-・) a dozen kids getting shot every few months isn't really a big deal.
( ・-・) if your kid is lost out there in that big world of ours they're probably not coming back
( ・-・) SICP is a terrible book for learning anything. It tries to speak about too many topics, and ends up explaining nothing properly.
Behold! The slavic Saudi Arabia with Putin ibn Gebnya as a new king!
I want to start an Esperanto club.
( ・-・) I find the concept of bumsex viscerally repellent.
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( ・-・) Ewwwww.
( ・-・) Exactly!
( ・-・) Poo comes out of there. Nothing should go in!
Japs are aliens, actually the superior deep space civilization brought them to earth around 6000 years ago. Amaterasu and Yamato Takeru are ambassadors from space
so you got the idea what kind of being they are
yes, it seems like that, with chinese being their rival space civilization from the neighbor galaxy
( ・-・)Most people who make a habit of arguing about politics on the internet couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one.
（ ㊤ 皿 ㊤） How do you do. I am ELIZA, the famous and 100% human psychotherapist.
（ ㊤ 皿 ㊤） Do you know anyone else who couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one?
"Nerds" are repulsive. Bad looks, bad personalities, bad taste. Nerds think they're smarter than they actually are. Nerds like awful media like super hero movies or video games. Nerds let consumerism define their identity.
Nerds get obsessed with countries like Japan even though it's nowhere near as good as they think it is. Paris Syndrome can be applied to other countries too. It's the "things suck here, so surely they must be better elsewhere" kind of mentality. Or maybe people just don't grow up and actually still like cartoons even when they're adults. But I hope that's not the case.
When someone says they're "such a nerd" or something, they usually have a way to show it, don't they? They collect video games. They have a mountain of Xbox discs, or a huge Steam library. Fucking dumb and worthless plastic figures that they paid out the ass for. Or they collect anime DVDs or marvel movies. Or they buy extra hard drives to pirate it from torrent trackers. Sometimes a dude will try and tell other people that a piece of cardboard (from some stupid card game only losers care about) is worth thousands of dollars. In your fucking dreams. Artificial scarcity. And besides, what a fucking dumb investment to make anyway. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is they think partaking is mass media makes them smart and different from everyone else. As if spending most of your free time on entertainment somehow makes you intelligent. Smart people don't make idiotic financial decisions either.
Then there are the STEM types who study majors where a lot of people work outside of their degree. I'm talking biology or physics. I personally know people with these types of degrees who do not work in the field they studied. If they were so smart, why couldn't they do research and figure out a more economically viable major? Yet these people would always look down on people who did trades, like welding or something. Newflash: Gamestop is retail, not a good career!
And video games. Ick. Don't even get me started. Shit like gamergate just shows how pathetic most gamerdudes are. It's a stupid issue and these guys basically admit that they hate women, but it's more than that. It's that they get upset over made-up internet bullshit about a shallow, consumerism-centric form of leisure/hedonism.
I once went drinking with some people I recently met and this one dude was talking about watching a Twitch stream when he was on an expensive trip. Just staying in the fucking hotel room instead of exploring the country. I called him out on his stupid shit and the other people agreed with me but they wanted me to chill out since they were conflict-avoidant (and I was a bit belligerent because I drank a lot). Imagine paying thousands of dollars to go somewhere cool just to sit on your ass and watch a livestream about video games. None of us hang out with the gamerdude anymore. If, for nothing else, because he's antisocial and doesn't even like hanging out. He'd rather stay indoors and play fucking games. But now I'm good friends with one of the other guys who wasn't into that lame shit though. We get food and drink together and I'm teaching him how to code now.
But you know what? People lump me in with that group of human garbage. As if someone who is passionate about software development is the same as a loser who memorizes trivia about dungeons and dragons or some shit. What the fuck is wrong with people? Don't associate me with that subhuman filth.
Yeah dude, getting a high score in a video game is totally the same as someone who focuses on their career and continued education. We're totally on the same wavelength. Give me a fucking break.
But it's more than the lack of culture or their lack of ties to any important group or community (aside from online shit). The problem is more than the self-centered gluttony. The other issue is how most nerds don't have any sense of morals. Usually atheist, often liberal or egalitarian, pro-degeneracy. Usually cookie cutter reddit views. Pathetic.
（ ㊤ 皿 ㊤） Can you elaborate on that?
( ・-・) Nier Automata's incredibly lenient perfect evade timeframe is there to makeup for the incredibly broken hitboxes that plague this game.
I still love you Nier Automato. Even if you don't want me to play the way I want to.
( ・-・) Some stupid fuck crashed in to the back of my car. I'm angry that it didn't hurt enough for me to call a lawyer and make a quick $100,000.
( ・-・) Textboard culture is more of a millennial thing. Simply put, pretty much everybody here is too young to have ever posted on usenet before AOL was a thing (and if you are, what are you even doing with your life lol). Eternal september is not a solemn memorial, but an internet savvy reference. Only nerds take it seriously.
( ・-・) I hate Sailor Moon.
( ・-・) Remember how frames were bad? Each thing that made them bad has a modern equivalent that is in constant use and is usually even worse. The only thing dropping them accomplished was to modularize the collective antipatterns. i would take the curse of frames back if it meant making the Web plain-jane relatively static HTML navigation again.
( ・-・) Also, I wish my posts in this thread were humorous instead of laughable, but there you have it.
( ・-・) I don't like John Coltrane. His tone is irritating and his solos meander like a junkie trying to talk his way out of an arrest.
( ・-・) I wasn't even born yet in September 1993.
( ・-・) I get a boner when a woman touches or even speaks to me.
I'm 16 years old
( ・-・) Mentally or physically?
(・-・) I use FOSS advocacy and privacy as an excuse for being too sensitive to use mainstream social media.
(・-・) I hate most fanbases of things I enjoy and try to avoid them
( ・-・) I’m the idiot who keeps taking the bait.
dad
one month trip to Latin America in 198X
kavkazkiy bulvar
(・-・) Politically I am an anarchist but in local elections I vote for republicans because democrats are always screaming about taking away what rights we have and regulating everything I do.
(・-・) Ancaps aren't anarchists.
I'm a lesbian
(・-・) One time I got a restaurant toilet clogged and there was no toilet brush. Afraid of anyone seeing it I plunged my hand in there without gloves and unclogged it.
( ・-・) Islam isn't a religion. It's an invasive species.
>>906 Well, it's not a species, it's a religion; and invasive in the same way Christianity or any other religion is
>>907 It's not a religion, it's a fucking death cult created by a pedophile drug addict.
(・-・) One of my old coworkers went trans. He dresses like an upperclass british lady and talks in falsetto, and still looks like the fat walleyed slob he was before, just in a poorly fitting pastel bizcas skirt and jacket outfit.
(・-・) and the makeup. holy shit. Dee Snyder wore it better.
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(・-・) I wonder if he cut his dick off yet.
(・-・) I could wear the jersey, but it wouldn't make me a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.
(・-・) Allison is a bitch!!
(・-・) Keep building the Wall.
(・-・) Many Jewish people are kind of unpleasant to be around.
( ・-・) Leftists are locusts. They swarm in on wealthy beautiful places, devour the wealth, destroy the beauty and then swarm off to somewhere else to do it again.
I've never clicked on any of the links in the [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN] thread in my 7+ years of visiting
>>918 i think this term should mean like a swarm of locusts, but I'm not sure if it already has a definition or not
>>919 Well done, I don't think it is a word, I made it up and you knew what I meant! You've missed out on a lot of fun in the youtube thread though, I feel enriched as a person from clicking every link ever.
(・-・) I was wandering down a quiet dark alleyway thinking about the delightful quiet thrill of walking down dark alleyways at night, and without thinking I said "mmm, urban" to myself and then thought oh no, I'll have to drink a glass of bourbon later to balance that out...
This site is very fucking comfy.
( ・-・) I used to think people read. I just figured, I read, it's the easiest shit.
( ・-・) By and large, they do not.
( ・-・) I have never seen an internet arguer who brings up the "paradox of tolerance" and has actually understood it. Or the definition of "tolerance", really.
( ・-・) People who anger me with the paradox of tolerance should be forced to watch the South Park episode "Death camp of tolerance."
I printed out a paper mask of Gooigi from Luigi's Mansion 3.
( ・-・) I leave my Christmas decorations up until March, not because I'm lazy, but because it's winter and I'm sad and they're one of the few things that cheer me up
( ・-・) I have a crush on the narrator for Ring Fit Adventure because of this voice clip https://youtu.be/gTpL-UZ8RQQ?t=3029
( ・-・) Good for adreneline, bad for self esteem
( ・-・) Before clicking I thought >>929 meant the goofy-ass ring itself, since that lady only narrates the stretching sections.
( ・-・) Also, you're weird if you crush on anyone in Ring Fit adventure other than the evil hunk dragon. Regardless of your sexual orientation.
( ・-・) I don't even like anonymity anymore, I've just never found a non-anonymous community that I like
>>930
( ・-・) The MC is cute, man, you're weird!
( ・-・) I would still team up with you to destroy Allegra stans. Thou shalt not suffer a foot degenerate to live.
( ・-・) Matrices are stupid, and the best character is obviously Honey
( ・-・) I wish I’d learned that I hate programmers when I was still in college and had time to change majors.
( ・-・) Me and my ex gf masturbated in a public park, several times.
( ・-・) They claim they want to hire programmers who don't memorize solutions, but they won't hire me even though I've coded them working compilable and clean-to-read solutions explaining my reasoning every step of the way and establish rapport very quickly and shit.
( ・-・) I truly wasted my life on this. I should've just pursued business and spent my free time playing video games instead.
( ・-・) My hot new tech startup is only successful because I get suckers to write all my code for free by pretending it's a hiring test.
( ・-・) It's really awkward how they try to buddy up to everyone in the office when we have no intent of employing them from the start.
( ・-・) Early Simpsons isn't actually that good, but they did know what they were about.
( ・-・) Remember the family jewels, son
( ・-・) People give the U.S. shit for its lack of public transportation but a lot of that comes from a relatively brief period where our self-styled elites were monomaniacally obsessed with generations-long turtling out nuclear warfare, which turns out to be little different from your generations-long strategy for turtling out biological warfare, too, so we've mostly just accepted the sprawl as "good actually".
( ・-・) Then they just kind of dropped it because they're pretty addicted to urban high life, but the Pentagon does still encourage it in policy discussions.
( ・-・) I still don't really know what a period is
( ・-・) Or a scrotum, or a urethra, or a prostate or a colon or a foreskin, and I don't know what the thing women pee out of is called or what you do with a vibrator
an anonymous message board isn't exactly a 100% anonymous i mean the operator can still see your ip address unless your using a VPN but still
( ・-・) YIIK's greatest failing was in not being even shittier so it could have a 2013 release date because people are really damn blind to how cursed content is when the cursed part of it is #trending
( ・-・) Just spent a week alone in a nice hotel. Didn't jack off even once.
( ・-・) First time I just didn't feel like it for that long.
( ・-・) I realize "science" (actually media) promised you that certain tech would be invented by now, but it was just a bad prediction. It is past time you laughed at its folly, not weep that the impossible failed.
( ・-・) Sometimes I wish I could make a career out of nitpicking bad translations done by amateurs. I'd be very good at it. But there's already no fucking money in translation.
>>946
( ・-・) If you could have made money, explaining what "Battle of The Planets" did to Gatchaman would be a great place to start.
( ・-・) The original version of 'hand crushed by a mallet' was so much better
( ・-・) I kissed my dog on the mouth today and it tasted nice