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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 14:11

frying pan on

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 21:40

>>449 I haven't been forgetting, but I have been much less interested in DQN lately. I'm posting more in a couple of other places, though, where a few DQNs (and ex-DQNs) hang out, so I'm still getting my daily dokyun dose.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 13:48

It's not assault if it gives you a boner.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 20:36

where's like, the main base of operations for the DQN Electronics compilations?

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 22:24

>>453
My basement. ( ﾟヮﾟ)

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 04:06

>>454
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I wanna come out and say it: your basement is smelly. I was kind of hoping we could swap bases once in a while, let the stank out. Makes us less easy to track, y'know? I wouldn't dare say this if this weren't anonymous.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 12:46

hmmm, weetabix stuck in my teeth again.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 14:13

I've been a follower of the DQN electronics compilations for quite a while now and I would like to put forward some of my music maybes

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 16:12

I'm like the Porco Rosso of kinky sex.

459 Name: Show me your reflection!.zwVB5VQv.!!TTeeQz8t : 1993-09-6447 16:51

¯\(-_-)/¯
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460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 17:08

FISTING

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 23:53

I'm going to call myself and my fellow country men "American" and if any Brazilian or Argentinean or whatever the fuck is offended they can shove it up their ass.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:00

Does "relax" necessarily mean "sleepy"? If I have a herbal tea to calm myself down will it still work if I'm popping pro-plus and and cheap energy drink for an all night essay-writing sesh?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:01

I dropped the bucket in the well, in a manner of speaking

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:38

I like money.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:40

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466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:14

So my boss is getting English lessons off me in his office.
He gives me the business English book he's using to prepare something useful for him.

I randomly open the book and start browsing. Words are already written in the margins for the sake of his practice.
In the middle of one page, in a delicate script, is "anus anus anus"...

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:28

It would be cool if there was a "like" button on DQN. I mean it works on facebook! How about like a registration thing where we can have our own name, and maybe an avatar pic, then the number of "likes" we get can be recorded so people can see if you're a good poster or not

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 19:32

Dickgirls with manly faces would be titboys.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 20:44

So on the way home I was listening to the radio, and there was some public service announcement saying, "In the US, a man has a heart attack every 34 seconds." And I think that guy really needs to relax.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 17:24

Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 20:50

Fapchan is going to close down today forever. ;_;

Tonight I cut myself.

472 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 23:34

>>471
So, I went there, read the news and laughed since it was one of survivors of those numerous tiny little boards which has been spawned (following 7chan) when Trevor-chan wrote err... Trevor-chan on PHP (now know as Kusaba). Everyone wanted their own *chan back then, I remember that.

When this flashback ended, without any hesitation I headed straight to a certain board and this link was right there: http://www.newfapchan.org/

So, instead of cutting yourself, you should hurry up and move all good stuff to this new board. I would certainly do this in your place.

473 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 23:35

Here is an audio incentive for you, >>471: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74dIafTazM

GANBATTE!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 00:30

>>472
Nah, fapchan is dead and there's no good enough replacement for it. Fuck that shitty niggertits spawn site.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 07:31

Huh, I could really use a pocket protector.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 12:37

http://twitter.com/#!/Gayshoki

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 00:58

hello dqn have any of you ever played gitaroo man? about 2 years ago I got up to the third-last level and failed a few times so gave up. Then I felt like playing again tonight and just finished the normal story mode, I'm glad I did. The second last level made me feel cosy inside

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 01:25

>>477
Ohhh, Gitaroo Man~

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 04:18

OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssSSssama-tan.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 04:22

osama osmana osmania ossmannia oneesama oniisan

neechan

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 05:14

osamabamadingdong

482 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6453 09:49

"Justice has been done," said Obama.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 12:15

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　（ 　　( 　・ω・） USA! USA! USA!
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484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 19:49

HEADACHE

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 19:51

фефефефеи

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 01:05

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） USA! USA! USA!
　　しー し─Ｊ

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 16:44

sore throat, headache, sun burns. i want a nerdy girlfriend, not yet another boring slut.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 18:12

I want to be an infomorph.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 23:56

So, now that Osama bin Laden is dead, do you suppose the TSA will stop searching for him in the bodily orifices of toddlers and octogenarian grandmothers?

490 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6455 00:12

>>489
I assume they will be searching for his accomplices.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 03:52

Hello Dick Queer Niggers, how are y'all tonight?

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 13:58

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today I got my hands on another used tampon, with some accompanying bloody tissues.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My collection's getting bigger!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:28

>>492 to expand on this, my girl broke up with me, technically a few months ago but, well, I'm a sex god, so she's never really left me. Even when she got back with her ex a few weeks ago, she's still cheated on him with me a few times. Anyway, she came up last night for sex and she was on her period. So I kept the tampon and the wipes we used to clean up afterwards, but today I finally admitted to her, as she was sitting on my dick with blood running down the inside of my thighs, that I'm a piranha. A carnivorous freshwater fish from the South American rainforests [I've since found out that piranhas are omnivorous but I said carnivorous at the time]. So I went down on her and ate that bloody lovely mess too.

That's probably the last time we get together for the near future, but it was pretty good. We also sneaked into the living room and fucked on the sofa, then she sucked me off in the kitchen. I live with two girls as well, they were both upstairs hehehe.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:30

Sorry if that post was offensive to any fellow dokyuns. You can achieve your dreams, go out and do it! I believe in you. Try some ketamine.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 23:44

>>493
Nigger faggot

>>494
You're an anus !

496 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-6456 00:48

>>495 ( ˃ ◡˂)

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 01:08

>>495

>noko

someone's a silly billy

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 10:21

I wish the asmodians on Zikel server weren't full of so many loudmouths.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 11:53

Never program in PL/SQL.

500 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6457 20:21

So, >>494, is >>493 a fantasy you got on a ketamine? Because it's sick, dude! I'm staying home.

>>495, did imageboards become too crowded?

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 00:25

>>500 no, actually the girl was very against my taking ketamine so I don't do it very often. She knows I did it once because one time I had a pretty bad experience (it was cut with something shitty) and I text her because I thought I was dying haha. She was very mad at me, but she doesn't know about all the other times.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 00:31

lol

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 00:38

http://www.google.com/search?q=college+textbook+bubble

holy damn short that shit

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 03:16

Peeling tomatoes without a pan of boiling water to dunk them in is a pain.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 03:46

>>504 who peels tomatoes? Why?

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 03:53

>>505 people who make things like sauce....

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 04:54

>>506 ?????????? weird

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 05:18

>>507 make more of your meals from scratch, you'll see how weird can be good then.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 06:44

>>508 no, I just use the skins in the sauce? whatever man! rain in the ocean!

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 07:07

>>509 maaan, you weird. peace!

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 13:04

Tomatoes are shit! Ha ha!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 15:05

I posted the recipe in /food/ and I must say it came out pretty good.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 21:05

Why does pain get me high?

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 21:38

>>513
It causes your body to release adrenaline and endorphins.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 22:27

I want to create my own variety of Marijuana, and call it "Hybrid car farts" as a joke based on the Smug Alert episode of South Park.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 03:04

HA HA HA I TOTALLY DIDN'T GET THAT ONE

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 04:54

my penis is wearing a trippy helmet

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 06:27

Huh, somehow I resisted the urge to walk out of work, drive my car up the mountain and straight off a cliff. I was seriously considering it, but accidentally drank enough coffee to make my bi-polarity take effect.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 09:00

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6460 07:43

>>519
True.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 00:34

You're, like, really fucking stupid.

You should die.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 01:16

>>521 woah, that was like, totally relevant to what i was doing when i read it

flat out freakyyyyy

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 16:00

>>522
Its always relevant to what we're doing.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 16:02

H.P Lovecraft sucks.

Thats is all.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 18:42

I ate myself and I want to die.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6462 06:04

I am fucking sleep deprived right now

527 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6462 07:57

My cat woke me up after only 4 hours of sleep. I'm so pissed off; I'm going to do the same to it. An eye for an eye. Oh, sweet >>526, we could both use some rest now, couldn't we?

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6462 22:37

>>527
I'm lucky if I can get four hours. Then again, I'm insane.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6463 00:10

>>528 I bet you're really just a bit eccentric and not actually insane at all.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6463 16:18

It's creepy when my sister makes sex jokes to my mom.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 00:10

>>530 Have you ever thought of your mum squeezing your sister out of her vagina?

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 11:01

I wish that lady didn't chime in with that shitty comment towards the end. It's not my fault she woke up late and wasn't smart enough to plan ahead of time.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 04:03

>>524 I like a lot of Lovecraft's ideas but he's kind of a shitty writer.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 10:38

I feel like I just visit this thread to bitch

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 21:10

>>534 I don't mind personally, I think it's interesting seeing how DQN lives. And then it's funny when people get upset about people making blog-style posts as well. So I don't mind.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 22:41

What the hell was the name of that Korean film?

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 00:51

>>535
A bit blog post here and there goes a long way and keeps the community together.

There should be a clear limit to it though.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 05:36

>>537
MY LIFE MY LIFE MY LIFE

LEARN ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE, BITCH!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 10:21

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540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 10:28

Futanari robot.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 17:34

When I was a kid, I had fantasies about being a robot. And now... okay, you see where this is going?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 16:44

ITT we post ITT

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 20:35

Earth is Heaven. No, literally.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6472 00:40

I do love my current partner but I think in the future if we break up and I have to date again I'm only going to date other bi people.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 00:12

>>544
You can date me! I'm absolutely cheathable ~

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 15:52

>>544
Are you a man or a woman? What about your partner?
Do you want to do that to have threesomes? Or so that you both can cheat on each other with people of gender opposite to your partner's?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 17:06

My lower back hurts.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 19:44

>>547 let me rub it

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 19:49

Do doot doot do doot.

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