Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
I want a mobile phone with built-in washing machine and refrigerator.
That wouldn't be very mobile, >>551
You could get some duct tape and attach a bar mini-fridge to one of those tiny student type washing machines, and duct-tape an old cell phone to the side. You might have difficulty fitting it in a pocket, though. Unless you wore cargo pants.
If I was a hatter I could make the best hat for myself.
Female castration
I don't think I've ever met someone who self-identified as a "milliner", no.
Dokyun is smoking a fat cigar at the moment.
Mittens ( ˃ ˂) wrote almost everything on /dqn/.
Pilsner beer
>>564 Yes. It almost fit, but there's bu-n all over my hair now.
Usually I'm afraid of practicing drawing because it's the one thing I feel completely inept at, but now that I've just dived into I'm really happy at the progress!
The first has breast envy, the second feels up the third, the fourth's swimsuit comes undone, the fifth wears a super-skimpy bikini, the sixth eats a cocksicle, the seventh looks into the camera and blushes, etc.
Ten-assed shit stomping dick shelf.
>>569 the store people are fucking with you. I told you flashing your Superstructure membership card would only bring trouble, man!
Oh my god, I missed the shuttle's landing. All because I was too lazy to close some browser tabs yesterday... Do I even deserve to live after this?
CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES
I wish we could all just claim an an unoccupied island we start our own nation... or something.
I'm going to find you. I'm going to get you. You'll be all mine. Soon...
>>578
I was once the sole inhabitant of a long-deceased nation known as Bunitsland. But I don't think anyone noticed...
I don't understand Tablecat. What is it supposed to be about?
>>584 ahhhh that was it, i couldn't remember the name but it's an island in london or something i googled eel pie
Doesn't it seem strange that our consciousness is rooted in something? I am really starting to disbelieve I am myself
I first became disillusioned about college in my very first class, when my teacher was talking about evolution. One of the students, a grown woman, raised her hand and asked, "Since this is just a theory, why don't you have to teach Creationism, too?" It was then that I realized it was just gonna be high school all over again.
My mother tongue has no word for "consciousness". To this day, I don't know what this word should mean.
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ AAAWWW YEAAH TAKE ME ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE STARS!
>>589 that looks like something i posted but i don't remember posting it, so that's pretty weird
If gods exist, they are made of the same stuff as me and you.
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>>595
Making us and any sentient creature, by proxy, also gods. However in this extreme the word loses its flair, so that one is left to conclude it was only ever used in terms of an entity whose powers extend beyond what could be technologically achieved in any given era.
I saw someone playing CLANNAD on a laptop in the bus today. We talked for a minute before I turned around and continued reading, leaving afterwards without so much as a goodbye. I just didn't care that much.
If ya hear any noise
It's just me and the bois
Hit meh
Ya gotta hit the band
All struggles and the suffering in the world make me a sad panda. I'm so depressed that I don't want to post for a while.
;_;
strange feeling in my lower tummy and that feeling of pressure at the tip of my penis even though I just went for a piss
"Charming Domination" is an awesome song. I still suck at Extra though.
I wonder how hard it would be to build a spiral escalator.
>>606
Just make the other half of the circuit wrap around the bottom of the exposed stairs. Assuming the steps aren't so large and bulky (a sad plight of today's obsolete escalator design), you could contain the details in a reasonably small frame. Of course, hiding the actuators and motor would be tricky, but that's where you'd integrate the column the thing is presumably built around. Imagine a rod with a series of smaller rods stuck to it in that spiral pattern. Each of these rods would be the gear shafts contributing to the stairs' smooth, continuous motion. Then, since within the larger rod you have a set of smaller rods lining up vertically, you would just wrap a belt around each set, connected of course to your motor, which is hopefully inside or below the base of the rod.
Kusaba X is good at what it does, it's just really bloated.
I have two canker sores developing at the same time, and no money to get something to get rid of it.
Lethargy
>>608
No matter how Kusaba improves, I'll always love !WAHa.06x36's creation.
Having masturbated with a cute girl on cam, then stopping abruptly to smoke a cigarette before even coming to orgasm, I feel as though I have just defeated the internet.
>>611 Wakaba and Kareha users are elitist as all hell.
Usually Kusaba users are willing to share their experience.
GRAPE AN APEX
Leaves of three, good T.P.
ζκ½...
Alan Turing's tits
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
>>619
is this the best way ever to commit suicide, or what? Your family even gets life insurance!
At least she doesn't come through the TV screen to attack people who watched a video, >>622
(and what happens if you watch the video on a cell phone? does she come to get you the size of a Barbie doll?)
I accidentally let slip the phrase "Can't see shit, Captain" to my dad.
He was actually a Captain in the Air Force.
It has dawned upon me that the catch phrase "EAT SHIT AND DIE" is actually a description of a life philosophy, sorta. Until now I've always thought it as an insult, instructing one as to actually consume feces.
I wish to become a better person.
vc sage
I'm moving to a small town in Japan. I've been told that it's pretty much impossible to be social without traveling for at least half an hour. I'm worried the solitary living situation will awaken my latent hikkikomori tendencies.
>>628
What else could you do? If I lived in a place like that I would love meandering through the area, picking out all its little joys and relishing the humble atmosphere.
If you don't like the same fetishes as I do, you are repressed.
But if you like fetishes I don't, you are a sick fuck.
>>628
So I guess your rail card will pretty much become your lifeline, huh ... just out of curiosity, which prefecture are you moving to? Fukuoka's my favourite, people there tend to be ridiculously warm and friendly.
So you don't accidentally 1MB of thread, which is not safe.
I accidentally a 2.5MB thread once! I was on dial-up, so yeah ........................
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long story.
>>629,631
I'm in Wakayama prefecture. I think I can enjoy the slow life, taking it easy among the fields and mountains, biking aimlessly and looking out over the lonely sea. But I suspect that at some point I will retreat to my room, feeding my lack of social contact with an internet addiction. Oh well, such a life isn't so bad, and I certainly won't be able to call myself a true NEET since I'll be employed and leave the house often.
How is it
Looking for the "favorite words" thread so I can add "dongoloid" but what the hell, I'll just leave this here.
I recently discovered that I have been accepted to a certain university! (After sending a letter of appeal, after getting rejected). Itfs not much, given how many years I have spent getting rejected from that particular university (canft really pay for any others...), but at least I have a shot at getting on with my life now.
This is kind of the closest regularly-used thread we have to "post conflicted/neutral/boring things".
>>638 this is probably my favourite thread on dqn for that reason, i like to hear what other dokyuns do with their life and what they think and stuff.
I like to use it to brag about my sex life. My ex girlfriend has been back with her boyfriend for a few months now but the night before last night we had sex 3 times in my bed, and once on the stairs and once in my flatmate's bed, which is a little weird because my flatmate's like my sister hehe. I spunked a little bit on her bed...
I'd like to say I work and work, but I don't. I work here, read there, maybe do some more work, mostly just read. I like my job.
I'm clearly spending too much time on Facebook recently. I must have caught myself looking for the "Like" link next to 4-ch posts half a dozen times in the past week ...
That Duke's Nuke game is much more disappointing than I expected. Let's just say that I never imagined it to become game of the decade or whatever. Especially after original team from 3d Realms got sacked.
Valve, however, can afford to take as much time with "ep. 3" as they want. They did a right thing setting up a money farm called TF2. Heck, this game can go Free-2-Play any minute now. No matter how many people despise in-game shop, somebody WILL always buy hats and weapons, so Gaben WILL thrive.
One time even I bought a key for a crate...
NOTHING
I don't like traps.
I love traps.
Oh god, I ate so much now my tummy hurts. Why do I do this ?