[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

650 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6506 06:44

http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/ I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little game, isn't it?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 07:11

>>650 hey man, y'know stairs? watch out for them.

652 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6506 12:23

>>651
Are you judging me for my determination to play these games all day long?

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 12:27

>>652 don't say i didn't warn you if you should spontaneously and involuntarily make your way to a lower floor.

because i will remind you that i did.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 15:38

There are too many items now. I can't keep track of them all.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 17:01

I'm on DQN at work. All my work is done. No one else is here. It's an office job, so it's not like there are any customers that need my assistance.
I'm getting payed by the hour. I should probably punch out.
This is pretty dishonest.

656 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6507 23:35

So, LulzSec just made their final release. This event made me think about The Boat That Rocked. Both group and movie have one thing in common, they are about the protest.
I'm going to listen to A Whiter Shade of Pale as a little tribute!

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 06:24

why does it not surprise me that espeon pays attention to lulzsec

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 07:02

>>657 nothing about espeon should surprise you. nothing.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 16:44

Why is CJ such a judgmental cunt? I usually expect people to be nice and reasonable, and he has this silly superiority complex and likes to bring others down. I'm not even offended, I'm just a bit... confused, I guess.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 17:22

>>659 Who's CJ? Is it something to do with espeon? That guy's a dick, he made my sister cry. I find him distasteful

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 17:24

All through yesterday's gay pride parade I kept thinking "What a bunch of ugly, noisy attention whores."

662 Name: CYOA Protagonist : 1993-09-6509 20:33

I wonder how much I actually exist.

663 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6509 22:38

>>657
I pay attention to various things.

Anyway, recently I fell down an upward-moving escalator. So, >>653, to a certain extent it kept happening. I'm fine though.

Concerning "Choose your own adventure". It and everything related feels like a forcing attempt. I believe the whole thing is a creation of the sole person. Probably the one who filled up 95% of http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn and finally got bored with it. The whole thing just feels unDQNish. How could you, ( ˃ ヮ˂), allow this to happen?

And yes, I just thought about these things at the same time. Simultaneously.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 22:42

( ・ω・) The whooooole thing.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 12:42

I'm wearing panties right now :3

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 13:11

>>665
I'm not. We should get together.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 18:42

Dickgirls don't get me hard anymore. Moving on to furry.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 20:46

I am sad

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 22:35

>>668 don't be sad. I had a sad day today too, I had to bury my stepdad. But stay positive dokyun life goes on and up and down and all around.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 04:11

Today I talked to a girl who totally wants my dick. I am not unattractive, in fact I look quite manly, but talking to girls is a more recent hobby of mine, so this is not a very common experience.

671 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6512 13:35

>>670
FYI, http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1306605059/13 is only pretending to be a girl.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 19:26

What the fuck is wrong with people that they confuse "break" with "brake", I know that the average person is a fucking moron, but jesus fucking christ, I don't understand how it's possible to confuse to two fucking words for each other or how it's possible for more than one to do that at one fucking time.

....Fuck...!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 21:17

I should walk home soon before it rains.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 22:15

>>672
I blame "Hooked on Phonics".

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 22:23

>>674
I blame "Hooked on Da Chronic."

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 00:01

To hell with drug subculture

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 00:26

>I had to bury my stepdad.

My eyes fell upon this sentence, and an image of a clandestine dig in the woods out back came to mind.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 09:51

It was a woodland burial actually.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 15:40

Drug subculture and nerd subculture are rather comparable in some aspects.

680 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6513 16:29

Science produces drugs, drugs produce overthinking philosophers.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 17:36

>>680
You're an idiot.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 19:04

>>681
We're all bozos on this bus, fellow dokyun.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 19:35


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684 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6513 23:17

>>681, go back to your jerkass whatever-chan and don't forget to take that noko with you, you punk tiny tot!

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 23:41

>>682 You're hip like a Zip! Let's take a trip!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 01:57

Ahhhh I made a song, an ambient soundscape, with the kind of idea that you're in space at the end of the world, watching the destruction of the planet, and I'm really proud of it... but I just listened to it on headphones outside at about 3 in the morning and I saw a shooting star, and I totally got a boner hehe

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 08:11

>>684 ...your still and idiot.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 19:17

Hahaha, boners

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 21:05

>>686
I wanna hear it! Give it here!

690 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6514 21:05

I'm deeply hurt. At the very last I'm not still. I'm never still.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 05:36

>>690

>>687 said "your still". As in the still that belongs to you. Perhaps you are producing vodka or poitín or something? Either way, don't be an idiot.

692 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6515 10:37

>>691 Indeed, considering my country of origin it's highly likely that I distill samogon (i.e. moonshine) or even pervach, because I always prefer quality.

I'd like to ask you to refrain from calling me (or anybody else) an idiot. I find it outdated, hyper offensive and out of place. Please, use a contemporary term DQN or dokyun instead.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 11:33

>>692 dokyun has other connotations than simply meaning "idiot". But "dokyun" certainly applies to you. That's the problem with using a tripcode, you can be marked by regulars - I can't recommend it to amateurs. It's a double-edged sword.

What this really means though, ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA, is that you should just stick to posting anonymously on the Elitist Superstructure.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 00:26

The kopipe in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1300492758/285 reminded me of my own adolescence, for I once had a crush on Jasmine as well. I didn't actually develop the crush until I saw her representation in the game Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, which was basically Pokemon-themed Tetris Attack. I would beat the game over and over just to see her picture in the end credits.

Now that HGSS is out though, I've grown old and lost interest in gaming years ago. ):

Also, when Jasmine lost a battle in that game, her Steelix would curl up and twitch in a manner I thought looked very much like a vibrator. I imagined some dirty things.

Also, Jasmine is moe

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 01:23

Donkey Kong

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 05:15

Why did I wake up at 6am with an intense feeling of responsibility and anxiousness?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 05:31

>>696
because you knew you would post 696 in the DQN thread of course

what else could it possibly be? I mean really

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6517 19:37

I wonder why my ex didn't like Tetsuo: The Iron Man as much as I did.

699 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6517 23:27

>>698, women will never understand the sheer joy of a dick-drill.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 10:37

I want to go to bed

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 15:48

I graduated yesterday in front of Ian Anderson, lead singer of Jethro Tull. And all i could think about on this joyous occasion was that I'd get to see my darling for five minutes after the ceremony.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 22:02

Nothing is profane anymore.

703 Name: !WANDER1pOs : 1993-09-6521 00:12

I miss linux.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 00:19

Install Linux, problem solved.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 09:24

I wonder if having sex in parks is as common in Japan as it seems in manga?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 05:20

So if there's nothing stopping you, you're home free, but then once you get moving you're homeward bound? How does that work out?

707 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6522 10:09

I'm trying to study so that DQN won't call me dumb or moron; but when I see anything resembling a mathematical symbol I begin to PANIC.
I'm all trembling right now ‼

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 10:49

hint: stop being an individualist then we can talk

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 19:36

>>707
Start with basic algebra. Your mathematical block is an insecurity, not a sign of stupidity, so you'll breeze through it at first. Then apply yourself when the going gets tough and soon all the Greek won't seem so strange and impenetrable.

Fact: People generally "hate math" because they were too lazy to learn in high school.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 20:54

Now that was a great fap!

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 11:24

Those two guys arguing in World2ch are morons!

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 09:21

>>709 My brother is tutoring high school kids (SAT, stuff like that) and he's currently got an 11th grader who can't do basic arithmetic even though she has no trouble remembering important numbers and stuff like that.

It really smells like a case of not plugging in the requisite hours during elementary school. Now she needs a tutor or she ain't gonna graduate or go to a good college. THIS IS WHY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY </oldfashionedattitude>

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 09:54

>>712, there is a part of me that wants to suggest that she should enjoy her future of waiting tables at Waffle House.

But it's possible, given the sad state of education today, that she is perfectly intelligent and was just never taught. Lots of American schools seem much more interested in teaching "self-esteem" and (insert politically powerful ethnic group here) History Month than in giving people the basic literacy and numeracy skills to get a job and support themselves--which is what the taxpayers are paying them for in the first place.

But I suppose that's not very DQN, is it? Maybe it would be better to say "all these systems of thought are just abstract symbol manipulation, from arithmetic to differential calculus. they were created by human beings, not handed down from the sky by the gods, and what one human creates another human can understand. You just have to be willing to put in the hard work. For most people it doesn't come easy, but almost anyone can do it if they try. GO GO DQN GO!"

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 13:05

>>713 in fact, this is one of the richest counties in the USA with one of the "best" public school systems and this is a typical result for non-immigrants. But hey, my bro will fix her up for $20/hr no sweat. Good luck getting that second chance if your parents aren't putting up that kind of dough, though.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 16:18

if someone wrote a version of Tractatus Logico-philosophicus that common retards could understand, there would be no problems in the world.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 16:27

The average tripcode user is, >>711.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 16:56

>>715
I don't know how "The world is all that is the case" could possibly be any easier to comprehend.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 17:51

719 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6525 20:52

>>718
It looks a bit like "fox news suk". However, any plural British stuff has this problem.

720 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6525 21:35

I'm bad at Google+ Hangouts QQ

721 Name: Squeeks!!dXNF4mrW : 1993-09-6525 22:03

Hello Jay

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722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 22:08

>>721
omg its squeeks jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 22:21

>>718
what about foxnews.co.uk?

724 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6525 22:43

>>721
$100 / month or more, any lower is unacceptable

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 06:44

>>721
COOL FREE ADVERTISEMENTS

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 19:37

I gotta go where the Bozos go, kid.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 21:41

the state must let me die

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 22:12

IT'S ALRIGHT, WE CAN BE STUPID ALL NIGHT!

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 23:40

A tablet a day, and I was limitless.

Math became useful.

I read an entire book.

I learned second language with 4 years of dedicated practice.

I became the perfect version of myself.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 23:41

going for an uberwalk

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 02:49

>>729
wow lmao

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 12:14

There should be a radio station with call letters "KTHX" in the western US.

They could have a slogan, "plz listen to us, KTHX"

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 17:44

>>732

And when the DJ's time is up, he'd always have to say "KTHX bai!"

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 19:12

...ten seconds with Google tells me that there IS a radio station KTHX in Reno, Nevada.

captcha: yunube YOU N00B!

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 23:41

If time travel is possible, we're all fucked

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 00:10

by ourselves?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 04:40

I want to write a board like this.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 05:08

I need to write and test this algorithm. Nothing bad will happen if it fails, but I'm still reluctant to try and see what will happen.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 07:24

MAN

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 10:06

There's a naked girl in my bed and I'm posting on DQN. I couldn't hold a boner because I took too many eccies, but i still blew her mind

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 10:30

>>740
Well, your mom's not asleep YET, is she? There's still time to have some fun!

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 10:31

>>734
You spent over an hour in there. It may have seemed like it was only ten seconds, but time works differently on the internet.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 22:47

What is that music video where Mittens( ˃ ヮ˂) appears for a few seconds as a girl with messy hair?

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 03:44

I'm posting because and only because my captcha is "love"

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 03:56

(how many dollars worth of food do i eat every day?)

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 10:14

I am >>1 in the rei's diner thread part 6 and I thought I spelt "libary" wrong for a reason, so I googled it just now and there wasn't a reason, but I found Abortion Hammer on a forum who copy and pasted it, spelling mistake and all. I can feel it, I can feel the cosmos!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 19:03

What shall I program today?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 19:46

eval apply: the simplicity of Lisp is beautiful

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6530 20:25

I awoke from a dream where ignoring a certain problem actually made it go away. I want to try it but I'm worried about the consequences.

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