[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (468)

450 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-9961 15:15

They'd fill the niche that the Minions currently have. You'd see horrible image macros posted by geriatrics featuring the Rabids.
What's it like in the universe where all beds sold are king sized.

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 13:14

Sosig never happened. He ended up being injury-prone throughout his entire career. Due to the wasted resources, Rangers never had the success in Europe that they have in your universe, either.
His ACL is fucking RAW!
What's like in the universe where the Raving Rabbids never faded in popularity?

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 11:25

>>447 When people are hungry, they have a snack, no one is starving

>>449 What's it like in your universe where Gordon Ramsay never got injured training for Rangers?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:16

I'd love to tell you, I really would. There is absolutely no reason for me not to do so; we are certainly not under surveillance or anything.

What's it like in a universe where there's food?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 23:36

Only healthy, competitive and sane people survive. The neurotic and weak noncompetitive people died out long ago. On the whole, humanity is strong and happy and while it's a struggle to make one's place in the world, it's a struggle everyone embraces.

Also, the pizza is magnificent, and colleges actually teach you useful skills for your future.

What's it like in that communist paradise world you keep going on about?

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 23:18

All of the people who spent time theorizing about the death of Elvis had a lot of spare time. With that spare time, they all collectively researched anti-capitalist thought and spread the good word of communism. Now we produce for consumption instead of profit and nobody does work that isn't necessary.

What's it like in the universe where everybody knows that capitalism is killing humanity and still nobody does anything?

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 16:31

Since people associate anime with school, many people don't like to watch it. It is much like the people in your universe who hate reading Shakespeare books because school forces them to do it. Teens love to watch K-drama more than they do in this universe, because watching K-drama feels like rebelling against school.

>>445 What is it like in the parallel universe where Elvis never died and never stopped making music?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 21:48

Weird Al was actually born centuries ago and his oeuvre remained hidden until it was discovered some decades ago when it was mined for material by the pop music industry since it was in the public domain.

What's it like in the universe where everybody has to learn about anime history in school?

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 21:35

>>441 Nirvana's music still doesn't make any sense.

>>443 What is it like in the universe where bullets shoot guns?

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 05:12

>>440 instead of finding the moon, the first mission into space discovered the first world turtle and things got weirder from there on.

What's it like in the universe where all of Weird Al's songs are originals and the other artists' songs are parodies?

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 14:10

It's turtles all the way down.

What's it like in the universe where it really IS turtles all the way down?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 17:31


wat thinky universe be?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 14:59

There's a lot less righteousness in the world.

What's it like in the universe without thought?

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 15:59

>>436 This thread is really boring since nobody can even conceive such a thing as a different universe

>>438 What's it like in the universe where left-handed people are the majority?

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 18:25

>>435 With the extra 0.6 mph, nobody skateboards to get around.

>>437 What's it like in the universe where nobody believes in the Many Universe theory?

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 18:08

>>434 There are no downsides if the god-king's avatar, the idol of fertility and ultimate provider of the seed of life wills it. Now it is time to prepare for the harvest festival, it's time to don my ceremonial robes and provide my own seed for His will.

>>436 What's it like in the universe where human beings walk 6km/h faster on average?

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 17:46

>>433 Every morning at school children stand hand-on-heart and sing Dragostea Din Tei.

>>435 It boggles my mind, but is the population in your universe really sustained by one humungous communal semen silo used to inseminate all women? It's outside my comprehension but there must be some downsides to that that I'm missing?

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 09:16

Although decks still have a maximum of 60 cards, five of them are reserved for Exodia in any competitive deck because he still rules.

What's it like in the universe where the Romanian Empire rules?

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 13:25

Some lucky fuck is just chillinf between a pair of giant titties.

Whatfs it like in the universe where the designers of the Yu-gi-oh! OCG/TCG take measures to avoid insane power creep?

431 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8861 23:49

Everybody's Winamp looks the same and free to play games aren't making much profit

What's it like in a universe where humans have a much larger variance in size

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 21:33

Everything is normal.

What's it like in the universe without skin?

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 18:20

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 17:52

Certain prudes refuse to kiss dog owners because they're worried about getting fur in their mouths.

How about the universe where this thread was never made?

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 21:58

It used to be fine, until we realised it would be cheaper to recycle old parts. Other humans build them, noone knows how it started.

Whats it like in the universe where dogs stroke people and people lick dogs?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 17:26

>>425 Cloudy, with a chance of rain...

>>427 What's it like in the universe where humans are built in a factory? And who builds them?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 16:27

Mammals eventually evolved into hermaphrodites to make up for the gay virus stifling procreation.

What's it like in the universe were humans reproduce by spreading their spores?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 20:52

Everything is just that little bit more slippery.

What's it like in the universe where gay is contagious?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 16:17

Nothing happened for the first two years then the meme tax kept increasing. Now people call it "image macros" to escape the regulation.

What is it like in the parallel universe where everything is 5% more slippery ?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 01:51

It's very similar to that one Harlan Ellison story, except that you feel more sympathetic for the Ticktockman than the Harlequin.

What's it like in the universe where memes are legal, but tightly regulated by the government?

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 16:20

>>420 For several months, people would slap their cheeks and attempt to shout out Rambo quotes. Few people could ever make it sound as awesome as Stallone.

>>422 What is it like in the parallel universe where memes are illegal?

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 12:07

What Nazis ended up being after the war is more like rastas except with nice haircuts, hyperactive polka, and fucking terrible teeth. Because, well, Ethiopia won somehow.

What is it like in the universe where Home Alone was a crossover franchise featuring Rambo?

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:42

Humanity didn't have money until computers made cryptocurrencies possible, so they made do by trading valuable resources. Also, since cryptocurrencies are more like gold than money, nothing changed with their introduction.

What's it like in the world where 420 is the time to take meth?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 13:40

The stigma surrounding sex is even more prevalent than normal

What's it like in the universe where cryptocurrencies existed before fiat currency?

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 21:27

If you spend too long in a cave or dungeon without a source of light, you are liable to be eaten by a bleen.

What's it like in the universe where humans reproduce in the same way as flowering plants?

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:36

The parallel universe in which >>415 asked >>416 a question is much the same as ours, except >>416's post is more interesting.

What's it like in the parallel universe in which the words for blue and green are switched?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 15:36

>>415 World War II was delayed several years because there was no furher or emperor. During the time of peace, several travel destinations had changed. Milan Italy and Manchester England are two of the most popular cities for tourists.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 22:45

Humans fly spaceships shortly thereafter.

>> 415

What is it like in the parallel universe where a series of meteorite impacts suddenly flattened all nations' capital cities in 1939?

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 19:33

Less stressful. Korea is an eastern-style republic, still cribs a lot of ideas from everyone, and they make pretty good cars and electronics.

What is it like in the parallel universe where dogs fly spaceships?

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:10

Weebs like to talk about what animu character has the highest jan-ken-pon skills.

What is it like in the parallel universe where all Korea is South Korea?

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:42

There's a new meaning to the phrase "It's curtains for you".

What's it like in the universe where rock-paper-scissors is a recognised martial art?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 10:38

This famous Dwarf Fortress bug never happened.

What's it like in the universe where all disputes are settled with real-life danmaku battles?

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 20:05

>>408 Everyone is white, asian or a mix thereof. The entire world is a high trust society, peaceful and law abiding, and everyone does their best, because to do less would be dishonorable. Every male child is put through a brutal coming of age test to cull the weak.

What's it like in the universe where cats have thumbs?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 17:38

The biggest difference is that professional athletes have very short careers. However, pop idols have careers that are about the same length as they are right now.

What is it like in the parallel universe where every birth involves eugenics?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 20:18

Well, that only came to the forefront of public concern due to events in the first half of the 20th century. The Anum (Anti-Umwelt-Pro-Menschlichkeit) party of Germany rose to power and ended up depriving the world of some 12 million plantkin (six million of whom were evergreen trees). Long story short, there was worldwide warring and now it is illegal to hang Christmas decorations in Germany.
Some small pro-human groups decide to burn trees and shout loudly about things every so often, but luckily there are so few of them that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Arboreal life (and other plantkin)) manage to keep things under control without the Neo-Anums getting too much news coverage.

What's it like in the universe where people get a different talent every birthday, replacing last year's talent, but don't immediately know what it is?

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 07:18

Due to the spin of the earth, the massive continent becomes centered on the equator. The interior is a hot desert. Animals like reptiles thrive while mammals struggle. No mammals bigger than a rabbit ever evolve.

But let's pretend somehow humans still evolved. The harsh environment and lack of diversity keeps them stuck with primitive society and technology.

What's it like in the universe where staunch environmentalism is the norm and only small groups of activists are anti-eco? (They prefer to call themselves "pro-human")

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 04:43

>>404 Since nobody wastes their life, the full power of humanity is put to use. We are scientifically advanced, though artistically conservative ("Moe" is unknown). However, sometimes a grey-coated salaryman stops on his way to the office and stares up at the sky for a moment, wondering if all this is really necessary.

>>406 What is it like in the universe where Pangaea never split?

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 16:50

>>403 NEETs start a riot because there is no other way for them to communicate with others for the purpose of relieving anger.

>>405 What is it like in the parallel universe where being a NEET is impossible?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 13:50

>>402 Family lines and inheritance are predominantly matrilineal, and no one uses "bastard" as an insult.

>>404 What's it like in the parallel universe where all the websites disappeared a few days ago?

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 10:27

>>401 Me and my sister agree on one more thing.

>>403 What is it like in the parallel universe where polyamory is the norm and wanting your partner to exclusively have sex with you is considered weird and possessive?

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 14:42

>>400 Somebody invented a keyboard with enormous keys and the result was that typing with mittens became easy.

>>402 what is it like in the parallel universe where flowers and kimchi smell the same?

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 10:12

oiuasdf nbecASME trppo hjards to rewpye sfdaoi evbeabpoie jhusdfet ernmpoiys thjeir mittens

ewhjasat it lkeike oiunm thjew uinmiuovcsade werhre asevbewbvtrypome sadpeakjea thjewqi bnatiew ;lkanmegdsage ewqriodasfht cxhjiuese gfranmer?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 10:02

In short, agreements on dress code are a mess.

What's it like in the universe where everyone types using mittens?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 04:54

TV Funhouse is considered a religious documentary and Hojo is God's One True Prophet.

What is it like in the universe where the only thing you can trust people to do is be untrustworthy?

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 21:28

>>396 you can get pictures of someone who is of legal age before they reach that age. However, terrible things happen when they torrent pictures of themselves. People who don't like what they see then decide to change what they do in the future. Each change results in previous files getting deleted and rewritten. No computer can handle that much change in data.

>>398 What is it like in the parallel universe where entering and exiting pipes Mario-style is the #1 way to travel long distances?

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 08:56

Blind people have the time of their lives, nobody cares about the deaf anyway.
What's it like in the universe where torrents can travel through time?

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 21:23

Batman has a very weak jawline.

What's it like in the universe where radio dramas never died?

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 17:51

>>393 When someone uses a multiple monitor setup, it looks like a bee hive.

>>395 What is it like in the parallel universe where cute is not justice?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 07:50

There are seven billion people in the world, so you'd think that it takes everyone hours to finish a single sentence, but since there are so many different syllables in commonly-spoken languages we can uniquely identify everyone in three syllables-degeso!

What's it like in a world where the people prefer hexagonal lcd displays to rectangular ones?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 04:09

This THREAD must be interrupted right now. The greatest is and will always be .wpk.kp, the brilliant revolutionary gift from the Eternal General Secretary's unlimited wisdom‼

Gonzo did it. It flopped mid-season. It caused massive riots because fans wouldn't stand for such an impure fan-service-filled display of their favourite characters, and the general populace didn't understand it and wrote it off as some porn that took forever to get to the action. The chaos caused by this anime resulted in a few assaults, one murder, at least one arson and countless broken windows and overturned cars.

ZUN was accused of becoming a sell-out. He had to give a sincere apology and work extra hard on the next instalment in order to restore faith in him. This eagerly-awaited game still hasn't been released to this day. Rumours are that ZUN have been seen in bars all over Japan often in contradicting, physically impossible times. It's a mystery!

What is it like in the parallel universe where everyone speaks with unique kyara-gobi?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 00:24

>>390 Glorious .co.kr is greatest!

>>392 What is it like in the parallel universe where Touhou had its own anime back in 2006. What company animated it? how many seasons did it have? can I have some other statistics.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:35

>>391 While we're waiting for >>399 to arrive, please tell us, what's it like in the universe where .com isn't a top level domain?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 09:14

Adolf Hitler is considered the sexiest man in history, alongside Napoleon and Alexander of Macedon.

>>399 What is it like in the universe where shorts are called pants and pants are called longs?

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 04:35

The urbanisation is mindboggling. People live in huge skyscrapers that grow around large railroad hubs. They combine business, market and living districts. The majority of population is between the hammer and the anvil, that being railroad tycoons and farmers. Some people die without ever stepping outside.
Roads to these cities are mostly used by villagers who choose sturdy and easy to repair vehicles. They are filthy rich, nonetheless, without them big cities would descend into disorder and rule of the strongest within days.
Railroad is the fastest way of travelling, but an incredibly costly one - maintenance and greed taking their toll. There is a railroad lobby that assures monopoly by campaigning about the dangers of oxidane or thwarting development of flying machines behind the scenes. And inability to make even a single good landing strip isn't helping it to grow beyond small agricultural aviation.

What is it like in the universe where love blooms on a battlefield?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 21:56

>>386 Bowser's got a lot of bruises, and Mario just does his plumbing job.

>>388 What's it like in the world where all roads are gravel?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 20:06

>>385 Thailand and Mexico have the fastest trains

>>387 What is it like in the parallel universe where Bowser kidnaps Chun Li?

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 06:54

We need to clean things with wet cloths.

What's it like in the world where all the trains run on thyme (and other spices)?

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 15:46

Funny sloppy soup eat

What's it like in a world where everything is damp?

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 14:54

Starvation in Africa isn't an issue there thanks to big bug based cuisine, so long as the bugs don't eat you first.

What's it like in the world where our genitals are on our faces and we eat via the crotch region?

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 22:15

Super R-Type

What's it like in a world where all of Africa is full of big bugs?

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 08:52

The main difference is that M♥♥t didn't pull the plug on the 4chan text boards.

>>382, what is it like in the parallel universe where, about half a million years ago, humans, because they use K-type reproductive strategies, strategies were displaced by lower primates and fast-breeding small shrew-like carnivores that used r-type reproductive strategies?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 09:10

>>377, >>378, in museums you can see propaganda posters with Mussolini's pop-eyed, unshaven face, with the caption "THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND, HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM," produced by the UK's Ministry of Propaganda. George Orwell is an unknown there, having committed suicide in 1945 after being forced to write that poster.

>>381, what's it like in the universe where 4chan's code works properly and problems such as that experienced by >>377/>>378/>>379 are avoided?

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7609 02:33

sorry guise. the first time I clicked on "reply" I got an error message saying the verification captcha was incorrect. ;_;

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7609 02:03

Elephant shit. Elephant shit, everywhere.

What's it like in the parallel universe where Benito Mussolini and Italy remained neutral in World War II until 1944, then joined the Allies, once they were sure of being on the winning side?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7609 02:00

I'd tell you, but I can't get to a computer through the vast mountains of elephant shit everywhere.

What's it like in the parallel universe where Benito Mussolini and Italy remained neutral in World War II then joined the Allies in 1944, when they were sure they'd be on the winning side?

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7607 19:12

>>375 Rhythm based videogames are really boring because you push only one button at certain intervals.

>>377 What is it like in the parallel universe where rabbits reproduce slowly, and elephants reproduce quickly?

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7607 10:50

We are eagerly awaiting genetically engineered weasel-girls.

What's it like in the parallel universe where everyone is tone deaf?

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7606 08:17

Polyester leisure suits. Polyester leisure suits, EVERYWHERE.

What's it like in the parallel universe where early humans domesticated skunks, weasels, and ferrets, but never domesticated dogs or cats?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7606 08:05

Their first action was to attempt to speed humanity's exodus from the cradle of Earth. Given three weeks, they were able to deliver NASA a refresher course in historic rocketry that advanced the Apollo program by decades, and which resulted in a greatly advanced lunar landing that year, fulfilling a certain promise which had been laughably unkept in their home timeline. They could do no more, the necessary futher steps being known only as footnotes in high school physics textbooks of the future.

Unfortunately, the travelers' attempts at rectifying social problems were less well-received. A few wars were averted, but arguably worse actions were taken, and the unified world government remains (at least, so it appears) in the dim recesses of the mid 22nd Century. Even worse(?), Nixon severely underestimated how quickly the future would change and took took too many political risks for his legacy's sake - risks that his advisors were helpless to protect him from.

Furthermore, by giving space travel an unexpected kickstart, the travelers unintentionally removed parts of the vital learning process, stunting future growth. Combined with an altered political climate, technological focus quickly shifted into silicon and information systems. Instead of a 21st century with silver-finned rockets and a deadly Martian frontier, the travelers lived to see a world of interwoven fiberoptic cables and ubiquitous computer systems.

What's it like in a parallel universe where, in the mid 1970s, humanity decided that the peak of fashion had been reached, and that there was no point in ever changing it significantly?

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7605 21:08

Well, that particular timeline diverged when the American atomic bomb project failed. So without a superweapon to end the war, the Japanese never officially surrendereed, though eventually their government and society collapsed. The Americans, and eventually the British and Russians, just kept mass-firebombing Japanese cities for years after 1945. They were running out of targets and bombing rural small villages by 1948 or so. Over 80% of Japan's civilian population died.

In 1952 the USSR pulled its occupying armies from what would have become North Korea for an invasion of Japan which experienced only modest resistance. They annexed the islands, and over the next generation tried to recreate Japanese society in their own image.

The Japanese Soviet Socialist Republic declared independence after the USSR collapsed in 1991, and is now this world's version of North Korea--isolated, backwards, run by a paranoid and ruthless personality-cult dictatorship whose official ideology is "Autarukiimarukusu shugi," or "Self-Sufficient Marxism." Japanese refugees give horrifying accounts of famine and brutality when they reach Korea or Taiwan.

There was never a North Korea in this timeline; the Korean peninsula is a unified, highly industrialized nation with its capital at Inchon, and every decade or so there is a fad for Korean cuisine in the English-speaking world.

What's it like in the parallel universe where time travelers from the 22nd Century accidentally ended up in 1969 and became advisors to the Nixon Administration?

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 08:04

Law and philosophy students graduate after six months; in general, more things are true for some reason and it's harder to have arguments with people. I'm also posting from a box full of paperclips and elastic bands held together by cheese, since computation as you know it is pure fantasy here.

What's it like in the parallel universe where the Allied countries didn't occupy Japan for the six years immediately following WWII?

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 04:55

Thousands of brilliant thinkers and artists never go to the college because they can't afford it. The lack of diversity and creativity in society leads to stagnation and there is virtually no progress, especially as scientists in debt viciously backstab each other for research grants. The gap between the rich and poor grows even wider. All the artists decide to make their own society somewhere else, but that fails too because they have no scientists to support them.

What's it like in the universe where the logical statement "If A is C and B is C, then A is B" is true? (e.g. "All cats die. Socrates died. Therefore Socrates is a cat.")

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 13:56

>>368 You have some who majored in Keynesian economics and some who majored in Austrian economics. It doesn't help because some switch sides whenever they feel like it.

>>370 What is it like in the parallel universe where the only people who borrow money for college are there for STEM or medical fields?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 13:12

They're just as full of bullshit, just now it's bullshit about things like do we actually exist, and what does all this "really MEAN". Maybe we shoulda taught them something useful instead of head games.

What's it like in the universe where presidential candidates are required to be economics majors?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 06:45

>>366 Beehives are a resource only the rich can afford, giving powers equal to those of superheros. They throw expensive hive-beating parties as a sign of status. Hornets are the common man power-up, the kind of thing you get after a long day of work. At most you'll be an Aquaman. Wasps are the poor people power up, they give bullshit powers like the power to turn wine into water.

>>368 What's it like in the universe where presidential candidates are required to be philosophy majors?

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 02:07

>>365 We are non-parallel and nonpareil.

>>367 What's it like in the universe where stings from bees, wasps and hornets are different types of good power-ups?

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 01:39

>>364 due to larger crainial capacity, Homo neanderthalensis are more advanced than us. As such, eternal september started in 1992.

>>366 what's it like in the parallel universe where I had a better idea for an parallel universe?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7543 17:47

>>363 dumb YouTubers post "3spooky10me" instead of "3spooky5me" on creepypasta narration videos.

>>365 what's it like in the parallel universe where neanderthals survived instead of homo sapiens?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7543 17:19

>>362 There's an underground movement centered around a book called The Grasshopper Lies Heavy, but it's not very strong because they don't mind.

>>364 What's it like in the parallel universe where the number after 3 is written '9', and the number after 8 is written '4'?

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7543 14:01

>>361 Everyone complains about Ron Paul instead of whoever he was running against. Nothing else is different.

>>363 What's it like in a parallel universe where Renge Miyauchi is the dictator of America?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7543 07:09

>>360 A percentage of the stuff bought with cryptocurrency is taken as tax, rather than the taxation system in your universe. In both our universes there are dirty tricks that help certain people pay less in tax than they should.

>>362 What is it like in the parallel universe where Ron Paul won one presidential election?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 17:06

It's ok, I guess.

What's it like in the parallel universe where all forms of payment are made using cryptocurrencies?

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 20:11

Oh, man, I just had the weirdest dream. Some guy named "Mister 358" was asking me questions, but they, like, didn't make sense. The questions were in English, but they were just... unparseable somehow, y'know?

Publicly describing all-encompassingly linguistic nounlessly communicating?

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 18:56

>>357 The mythical 2GET is sought after but never acheived. 100,002GET just isn't the same.

>>359 What's it like in the parallel universe where the existance of parellel universes, such as this one, have been proven beyond all doubt to be purely fantastical conjecture.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 16:01

>>356 The world's most expensive bank robbery happened at a sperm bank.

>>358 What is it like in the parallel universe where all message boards have a minimum of 100,000GET?

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 05:45

Well, according to Wikipedia, one sperm sample on average gives rise to 0.1–0.6 children, so at that rate the human race would just die out before it even began. But for the sake of this thought experiment, let's assume humanity has found another way to procreate.

The most wealthy countries simply give all males surgery to prevent ejaculating at birth. In other countries men are taught to practice orgasm denial at a young age. And in some places, fundamentalists build a religion that completely prohibits horniness and porn. Real male sperm is a very rare commodity found only on the black market. Men are often considered the "weaker" sex.

What's it like in the parallel universe where humans must drink sperm every day to survive?

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 02:26

The lack of obsession with sex means that people devote their energies to other pursuits and are overall more productive, and the lack of surprise unwanted children means that they're on the whole wealthier and more well-adjusted.

What's it like in the parallel universe where men die after ejaculating?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 01:45

Popular schoolkids run around shouting PINGAS, the average workplace water cooler conversation consists of "Hey did you see the PINGAS last night?", awards are given for PINGAS, and laugh-track sitcoms have only a small cult following on the internet.

What's it like in the parallel universe where sex is not pleasurable and people reproduce artificially?

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 01:15

derp. I forgot the question.

What's it like in the parallel universe where YouTube Poop runs on cable TV?

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 01:13

Instead of "Hammer Time" jokes when players of fantasy games break out the war hammer, Half-Life players make "Crowbar Time" jokes.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 21:30

>>350 People lose their fear of monsters.

>>352 What is it like in the parallel universe where M.C.Hammer was replaced with M.C.Crowbar

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 00:48

I would have never made fun of my friend for his choice to get a Cruze

What's it like in the universe where closets lead to a separate monster universe?

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 00:17

There's only 10 people left on earth. 4 of them don't have computers.

What's it like in the universe where Chevrolet builds high quality supercars?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 00:10

The world's religions mostly worship parallel lines.

What's it like in the universe where 4-ch is as big as facebook?

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 04:42

As his albums got shittier and shittier over the years, he'd just be seen as a washed up old hack only relevant because of his former glory.

What's it like in the intersecting universe?

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 03:47

>>345 I had to come back to this universe to answer, as they're all still up in the trees, high as kites.

>>347 What's it like in the parallel universe where Frank Zappa is still alive and kickin'?

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 02:38

>>344 Getting a bee sting is instant death

>>346 What is it like in the parallel universe where everybody is high on drugs, and drugs bring everyone back to average?

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 00:32

( ) Drinking a glass of liquid with ice in it isn't annoying anymore since the ice doesn't float up to your lips and block the liquid!

What's it like in the universe where the average bug is the size of a small dog?

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 00:25

Ugh, Peter Jackson really skimped on the CGI in the part where Samwise and F.R.O.D.O. are inside the reactor of Station Doom. And don't even get me started on the whole "Aragorn and Hiryu are the same person" thing.

What's it like in the universe where ice is more dense than water?

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 17:34

Rap battles are the preferred method of dueling to the death.

What's it like in the parallel universe where J.R.R. Tolkien wrote science fiction instead of fantasy?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 17:14

Nobody holds a very high opinion of pens.

How are things in the parallel universe where sticks and stones cannot break bones, but words can really hurt you?

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