[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#4] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 03:38

The saga continues from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745

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50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 01:39

ネチーブ・メロディー?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 02:03

I'm pretty sure there is a link to intelligence and shitty taste in music. All my really smart friends listen to horrible music.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 02:34

>>46 >>47 is there no way to type small letters for like inflections?

>>47 ドィ makes more sense so thanks but does ネィー not make more sense than ネイ? For the "nay" sound?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 04:24

First of all, ネイティブメロディ

Second of all, ask /nihongo/ next time.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 06:58

>>53
This is the only board with traffic. Please forgive >>44.

>>51
After post-modernism comes post-meaningful. So it is with all art.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 07:54

（　゜ィ　。）feeling sideways

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 07:58

I have anger issues.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 08:38

(。ロ。) feeling upside down

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 09:05

(°_o) dərp

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 12:21

(⊙ _ ⊙)
feeling wide awake

or possibly like I have boobs for eyes

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 15:32

>>53 thank you very much, reading that now it seems so very obvious haha. Thank you.

Also, although I have been active on DQN for a good few years, I know nothing at all of the rest of 4-ch.net, which I am a little ashamed of...

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 16:28

Oh, god. My life has become Welcome to the NHK.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 20:40

>>54, it is not true that this is the only board with traffic. My suggestion to ask /nihongo/ is because it drives needed traffic there, it has a few regular readers, and also happens to yield less horse-puckey answers like >>44 initially received.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 21:34

>>62 I'll keep that in mind for the future, thanks again

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 09:03

One of my rat traps was tripped last week and dragged some ways away. I figured I had fucked up the animal and it crawled off to die. Today I found a three-legged rat dead in a trap. You'd think it would have learned a lesson after chewing off its own leg, but no...

One of its siblings was caught by the leg too and survived a headshot from a pellet gun. It was still twitching after two shots to the skull. I was trying to be humane but they're just too tough.

I hate them, but I respect them.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 09:42

>>64
My friend and I once found an empty trapped splattered with guts and what looked like a little bit of rats' brains. It was both troubling and very confusing.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 10:08

>>65
They're extremely tough animals.

My neighborhood is having a problem at the moment because they're cleaning up this epic hoarding case a few houses down (and across the street!) from mine. This guy was really bad. He had stuff in plastic containers stacked up to the sidewalk at one point. The place was finally condemned and now they're destroying the rats' happy little home. So they're moving in with neighbors...

Every house around here has avocado and orange trees, so there's plenty for them to eat pretty much year-round. That doesn't help either. Anyway, it’s just my hobby at the moment. My disgusting hobby...

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 19:31

>>65 i dare you to rub your willy in the rat brains

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 23:26

Looks like I'm back again...

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 01:38

>>68 hello

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 09:15

>>67
I consider eating the rats I catch alive. I have no idea what they've been eating, though and I know my neighbors put out poison.

Seriously, that's the only reason I don't eat them. Either I'm crazy or my brain is being eaten away by some rat-bourne virus...

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 10:18

I DON'T WANT A FUCKING SHOT! I hate fucking shots and I don't want them GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

I rather just die!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 10:46

>>71
What are you dying of?

73 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6589 18:15

Hello, customer services?

I bought this telescope off you. The sky is too bright and I don't see any stars on it. What are you going to do about it?

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 03:42

Don't ponce my ride, bro.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 09:18

>>73
Ken Tapping an astronomer at the NRC Herzberg Institute of Astrophysics notes: "If we were on the Moon's surface, where there is no atmosphere, we could simply shade out the Sun and the reflected glare from the ground and see the stars perfectly well. On the Earth, our atmosphere tends to scatter the sunlight...

It's simple: go to the moon.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 10:26

My throat is sore.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 12:30

>>75, do you like bananas?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 14:32

>>77 bitch please

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 16:03

Thank you >>161 in the demanding from the next poster thread for recommending zenkai girl, i am certainly enjoying it ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

80 Name: >>79 : 1993-09-6590 16:38

ahhh >>161 i'm so happy

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 19:26

After eating I look forward to shitting, just for something to occupy myself with

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 01:56

I want to enjoy zenkai girl but I'm worried it will be about her finding joy in a man and family life which just makes the feminist inside me cringe. Please tell me it doesn't really turn out this way?

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 02:23

I don't mind if it plays out with such predictability, some of the love scenes have made tears of happiness trickle down my cheeks like when i posted >>80

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 02:17

Wish I had vodka, but sake will do for now.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 06:33

Man I feel so good right now, hot scandinavian girls telling me they think I'm cute and telling me how to say "i love you" in their native languages... DQN minä rakastan sinua! i'm so drunk and i'm going to drink more now until i pass out xxxxxx

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 07:07

I am sad and drunk and I just got back from too many wakes and I have no idea how I got home and is this my house? Did I pay that taxi driver? Did I have a taxi driver?

This monitor seems small. Is that a girl asleep in my bed? What is that?

brb

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 08:44

She is your wife, you insensitive cunt.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 09:45

>>86 is a hot mess.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 11:14

Fuck the sun!

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 16:36

Fuck you, >>89. Also, Oracle is a bloody cock garage.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 09:43

This gigantic lump on my ass is annoying me

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 12:34

>>89 Wouldn't fucking the sun incinerate my dick, if not my whole body?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 15:48

Buun > blue moon

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 21:37

>>92
Ah, you're right. You'll have to use a condom then.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 22:08

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ bu-un

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 22:50

I'm rubbing my glans through my pajama pants.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 01:05

I'm actually pretty damn happy that ITT threads no longer dominate the front page like they once did. Hello, DQN!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 02:57

Damn am I ever bored.

vc: exwug. It's not a Wug any longer.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 16:53

I solemnly swore a long time ago that if the words "i'm bored" ever crossed my lips i would kill myself

As a result I live a very interesting life yet still I post regularly on DQN

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 19:18

>>99
Actually, this is an interesting concept, I might want to try something like it. You see, in the last couple of years my life descended into "I'm bored, let's do some unamusing stuff to amuse myself." Which works only when something mildly amusing gets into this stuff by an accident (e.g. going to DQN as a result of mind-numbing boredom)

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 19:22

I've discovered that I can easily go along with new people I met. If only I had some more people to meet and a better memory for names!..

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 20:56

>>99
I'm the same way. Except that more often than not I keep occupied through creative and intellectual endeavors in which I can sit still for long periods of time... hence my proximity to a computer and small urge to use the internet every once in a while.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 22:08

Inflicting virtual self harm through watching shitty movies is a lot of fun when done with friends, whether real or virtual.

Right, little plushie? You're my friend, aren't you? You love watching Manos with me. I know you do.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 01:29

>>100>>102
when i said interesting, it is to me but it might not to anyone watching me. We're very alike >>102 but, it may sound lame, but my adventures on the internet are quite enriching, exploring curious alleyways and weird stuff (often thanks to DQN and other imageboards) which fuels my creativity in my artistic and musical endeavours

Besides all that, although I'm only 22 I feel I've had some wonderful experiences and wild adventures, already plenty of tales to tell my inevitable grandchildren. Unless I do get bored but as I get older and my projects are sort of converging, my original "plan A" of an early grave seems less and less attractive

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:54

>>104, why would you need grandchildren when you have the whole net to discover? Think about it.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 18:07

I just finished watching Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, it was really really good.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 18:22

>>99, that's quite admirable. With so many things you can do, boredom is pretty much just laziness.

>>106, play the VN too. The anime adaptation was rather badly done.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 23:18

Svartby is cool.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 23:54

It would be nice to have someone to save me from myself, but I can't count on that.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 16:58

>>107 I've never played a visual novel before. Have I maybe spoiled it a bit by watching the anime first?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 17:05

I wish people would stop identifying as `gamers'.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 18:42

>>111
How they should identify then, as "cyber atheletes?

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 21:08

Hmm. I had an interesting experience being "that guy" your girlfriend is cheating on you with, ignoring texts and calls because she's in bed with me. Ask me anything.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 22:58

>>113
Thoughts on happy mustache penis?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 00:04

>>110
I only got interested in the VN after I started watching the anime (I definitely watched the first arc, but I don't remember if I finished the anime). Even if you know what happens in EP1-4, reliving the story again through the VN with much more awesome music and Ryukishi's art feels great, and of course the adaptation skipped a lot of information.
If anything, you'll be more likely to get through the mostly-boring EP1, knowing that the story gets much more interesting later on.
And keep in mind that the anime only covered the first four episodes, and Umineko has eight of them in total, so you only know half of the story at best.

116 Name: ESPEON : 1993-09-6597 01:50

>>113 Say you find the girl who's willing - no, wants you - to carve your name into her body with a razor, and she's perfect in every way and wants to spend the rest of her life with you. But, she lives 300 miles away, and though you visit her regularly you won't properly be together for a few years yet, at least until she finishes high school. Then you meet the girl who's cheating on her boyfriend for you at a party or something, and she wants to go back to your place. Are you worried about hurting the angel who's planned her future around you? Do you tell either about the other? What are you thinking in this situation?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 03:42

What do humans do when we're bored? wiffock, of course!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 03:43

>>117
Oh look, I got the wrong thread. Someone kill me.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 07:26

>>116
I've been in that exact situation, hence one reason I can be so detached at this point.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 07:53

>>117
Someone ought to mug you.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 07:54

WHY ARE DQN AND SAOVQ SO SLOW BUT WORLD2CH AND WORLD4CH SO FAST

edit: Shift key, oops.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 12:54

world2ch, lol.

Also, I've been thinking about the whole 3g + smart phone/tablet thing is serious business and leads to all kinds of problems that must be addressed at once!

KIDS: DON'T 4-CH AND DRIVE!

123 Name: MODD!18MZw3IRK6 : 1993-09-6597 14:27

I am not happy about being stuck upstairs in some stranger's room while my girlfriend talks "confidential" business with some other stranger. I would ban him but I'm not a real MODD.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 16:46

I'm a pretty poor excuse for a human being. I'd make a much better mineral deposit or a cloud formation.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 20:26

>>123 Are you in >>113's house?

>>124 don't say that dqn-kun, at least you don't post with a tripcode. hang in there

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 21:41

>>125
Oh no no, I'm not depressed or anything; I'm just very bad at being human. I'm discomforted by any direct human contact, I find socialising to be a form of slow torture, I have no desire to be in a relationship with any kind of human and my most prominent interests all involve the analysis of non-living objects.

Also I really like mineral deposits and cloud formations. Oh, how I'd love to be a stratocumulus...

127 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6597 21:48

I would just hug >>126. Being hugged is the best form of relationships!

>>125, you're hardly elitist at all. You are more like socialist. What a shame.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:47

Espeon's guide was dying a terrible death by these natives' poison arrows and he narrowly avoided death himself begging for his life in what few words he knew of their alien tongue. All that was known of it to the rest of the world was learned second-hand from neighboring tribes for no missionary or anthropologist had ventured among them and lived to tell of it. They were a fierce people who ate their enemies and clung tenaciously to this forgotten corner of the Amazon. The thing that brought him here was just a legend but one he had to see for himself and hopefully well-worth all the risks.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:47

Just outside the shaman’s hut his guide still writhed on the ground slowly suffocating as naked children prodded him with sharpened sticks. Shaking, Espeon carefully unfolded a piece of paper. It was drawn in ballpoint pen on stationary from the Centro Hotel in Macapa, from which he had departed sixteen long days ago. The paper was damp from weeks in the jungle and nearly falling apart but the Shaman, when handed it, knew at once what he had drawn. The old man scowls and spits and the other natives shy away from this outburst. In a rasping voice the Shaman speaks to a young man at his side who quickly exits not only the hut but the village into the darkness beyond.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:48

With a simple squint and nod that rustles his headdress, the shaman lets his guest know this is the time to do business. Espeon digs in his pockets for what few trade goods he has left. To these people, travelers checks and cash mean nothing though he would give them all he had for this opportunity. The best he can do is a packet of three Bic lighters in pastel orange, blue, and purple. Producing a flame draws awes from all those gathered except for the shaman who simply nods and puts out his hand for the gift as though it is nothing special. His wrinkled hands add these new lighters to a small animal-skin bag at his side with two others like them but much older; this is the bankroll of his tribe and he has single-handedly more than doubled their wealth.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:49

The young man sent out earlier returns with the treasure and it is handed gingerly to Espeon. It is more breathtaking than he could ever believe: the legendary fruit. It is perfectly shaped in every way, the size of an adolescent boy’s fist, firm and hard to the touch with a thick skin, covered in rows of teardrop shaped nodules that arch and rise from its surface. My God, he mutters to himself and races outside in search of his backpack. The natives have torn into it already and have distributed amongst themselves all he brought with him. Men wear his tattered shirts and nothing more, women wear stripes of toothpaste across their faces, and children are oiled so that they glisten in what little light filters through the dense canopy above.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:49

Losing all composure and forgetting the people he’s amongst he shouts at them, “How the fuck am I supposed to shove this up my ass without lube??!”

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:57

Ah yes, the mittens and this song isn't bad. I'm also wondering why I don't come more often here.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 01:13

>>133 You totally should.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 03:16

>>133 is a prety kool gui

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 13:47

>>135
yes, he releases the emergency mittens and doesn't afraid of anything

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 13:49

dərp

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 15:15

>>128-132 masterful

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 16:36

http://ego.64pixels.org/desu.php?url=http%3A%2F%2F4-ch.net%2Fdqn%2F
This is very revealing...

...no, wait, no it isn't.

140 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6598 20:22

>>128-132
Now, this is the vivid imagination I could enjoy any day!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 23:01

As it turns out moleskins work well as rolling papers.

142 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6599 07:16

I don't want to work. I have always been lazy.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 09:32

Why is it so hard to find LSD in this fucking town.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 20:19

Oh man episode 7 of zenkai girl had tears streaming down my face, it's so good

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 22:41

How do I force myself to sleep? If I don't go to bed on schedule I'm totally going to be like shit tomorrow!

I feel stuck, I can't do anything productive (yet I have to!) and I have to sleep. Solve my time-management problems, DQN!

146 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6600 00:03

>>145

  • Get off the computer!
  • Exercise during the day, you will sleep better at night.
  • Don't try to force yourself to sleep. Instead just force yourself to stay off electronics. Go for a night walk, have a small snack, read a book, etc. Go to sleep when you're ready.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 00:04

I set a tree on fire in Minecraft. I want to burn an entire island to the ground.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 01:23

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, reall, yreall, yreall,y reall,y reall,y aerl,,y reall,y really, reall,y reall,y really, really, reall,y reall, really, really, really, really, really wish I had a friend. Or rather, that that one guy would love me.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 02:26

>>147
I once turned all the trees into TNT with a map editor and activated them. It would have been awesome, but my computer crashed.

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