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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 03:38

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818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 23:39

>>815
But reddit pays cash.
Yet VIPcoins are much more popular because people want to learn about the secret place that Daddy Cool keeps promising them in exchange for a sufficient payment.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 02:29

Alors on danse

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 04:04

looking back i must often look like such a dork on the dancefloor

but i love to dance...

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 12:11

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't remember when I last danced on public...
More than that I don't remember when was the last time I went outside. I think there wasn't any snow on the streets and sky was clear back then.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 13:04

Grow up and blow away~~~

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 14:38

Oh god I had a nosebleed when I was asleep and it all went down the back of my throat and now I keep coughing up blood mixed with phlegm and it isn't very nice.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 15:56

>>823
UPDATE: My mouth tastes like overripe pineapple. Not sure what to make of this.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 17:24

Obviously, >>824 has a pineapple for a head.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 18:43

>>824
Have you consumed overripe pineapple?
This is important.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 19:29

>>825
I'm not sure that's an entirely logical assumption to make. In my experience, pineapples don't tend to suffer nosebleeds.

>>826
No, which makes it all the more unusual.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 22:48

Sometimes I just wish somebody would tell me what to do. I see the appeal of religion.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 23:03

Just mailed off some Christmas cards to Anons from an imageboard I frequent. I hope they enjoy them. It was fun writing them.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 01:18

>>827, do you live in a pineapple under the sea?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 12:46

>>828, just pick something and stick with it!!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 13:42

Whenever that girl says "uguu~", I want to punch her in the face.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 16:59

Do real people really say "uguu~"?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 17:02

I'm not a real people.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 20:09

This morning I dreamed I was listening to a video game remix by ITALIAN VIPPER, and when the song ended I was recommended music by other VIP and DQN artists.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 11:10

>>832, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDuqbHiMmos

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 00:36

I'm not even a year old. I'll be eternally a toddler!!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 02:05

>828

Magic is not, and has never been, real. Live your life how YOU WANT.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 02:11

I can, and will do better!!!!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 12:42

I don't recall swallowing a meteorite, but it sure felt like I just passed one. Life greatly improved, would shit again, A++++++++++++

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 13:16

>>840
YoU wIlL EnjOy BuMsEX If U liKe ShItTiNg ;)

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 14:34

Open are the double doors of the horizon
Unlocked are its bolts

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 20:36

I actually like my new glasses.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 22:39

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 23:33

>>843
Describe them please! I like glasses.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 23:50

would a hypernekko wear binoculars?

847 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 02:56

In honor of Dear Leader and the fact that I'm sick at the moment, I've decided to post excerpts from Espeon's adventure in North Korea. I stopped writing it because it went on too long and also fuck you. That's why.

The best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that after ten o'clock at night, you could drive at two hundred and fifty kilometers per hour right down the Boulevard of Socialism's Victory and not a single cop is willing or able to stop you. Diplomatic plates on a flashy black German car helped but were only a small part of the equation. For the most-part, a lowly civil servant on seeing something of this nature assumed it was just important Party business and was completely unwilling to intercede. If they managed to see the lack of a party emblem, what few cops there were on the streets after dark all drove ancient Soviet-made two-stroke Ladas whose top speed peaked at around ninety and that was only if they were dropped from an airplane.

848 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 02:58

The store for foreigners was pathetic these days. The shelves on last visit contained two packets of dried Miso soup, a solitary roll of toilet paper, and six pack of Heineken beer with one bottle replaced by a dreadful and often entirely uncarbonated local brand... in a can. So it was that the Swedish mission in Beijing had to ship everything to them and packed up all they needed including diesel packed into three liter cans for their generator and shipped it by air every week to the Swedish mission here. Ultimately, this inability for Westerners to do without amounted to 8% of Air Koryo's overall business last year. The Nepalese mission a few doors down just happily lived with power outages and scraping by for food. Perhaps it reminded them of the good old days…

849 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 03:00

The second best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that was a good story to tell and foreign newspapers and intelligence agencies would always come to you once you were home to ask you all about your experiences, sheltered as though they may be. It wasn’t like you could so much as leave the city without a minder and the locals’ standard greeting for foreigners was quiet panic and to cross an empty eight-lane road to get away from you. It wasn’t as though there was anything to actually do, either: North Koreans weren’t allowed to leave the country, Swedes weren’t allowed to visit, and there was absolutely no trade between the two. Their only real job was to serve as the neutral voice of the West should any American fool stumble into the country on a mission of God or a misguided sense of adventure. Then it was a matter of making sure the North Koreans didn’t beat their prisoner to death and call the office of an ex-President to come and retrieve them.

850 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 03:02

... and it just goes on like that. But most of it's on my other computer and it's not very good. But yeah, Espeon inadvertently starts WWIII after getting involved in fatal kinky sex with Kim Jong-Eun. That's all.

Also suck it. I'm tired and delirious.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 04:26

>>850
I liked that a lot.

On an unrelated note, I've somehow waited years to listen to Act II from The Protomen. It's beautiful and I'm in tears.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 06:54

>>851

Wait, what was that? Did I write it?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 07:39

>>852
Maybe Espeon channeled himself through you in order to spread the tale of his adventures.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 07:47

>>853
Espeon works in mysterious ways. And steals a lot of wallets. Was it something here? Sometimes I'm a lot of things here.

Did Espeon drive me crazy? ...

855 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6689 13:24

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Please, post post the rest, >>847-850-san. I like it a lot!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 16:52

This story feels almost like something from Hunter S. Thompson (pbuh).

"We were just outside of Chongwon when the drugs began to take hold..."

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 20:22

i love u espeon

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 20:31

al i want 4 chistmas is 4 espion to come to my house an snugle with me under al balnkets '___;

859 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6689 23:42

>>858
Let's both dream about it, maybe it will come true!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 05:47

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/390,391

/!\ HURT FEELINGS /!\

now to watch CHARLIE BROWN X-MAS.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 01:15

1Q84 is pretty awesome. It's a shame I keep accidentally calling it IQ 84.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 06:44

I'm sure none of this would have happened had I refrained from partaking in that parting eggnog. Strong rum! But eh, it's yet another interesting experience in my repertoire of the ages, and for that I welcome it fully.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 08:54

>>862
Did you sing explicit pirate songs?

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 17:26

>>863 we sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
Ya gobshite.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 22:10

That stunt on the roof was pretty dangerous, and I did not even come down with the right arrow, but it was really fun. My friends are so funny.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 23:07

>>865
I used to do stunts on the roof, then I took a right arrow to the knee.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 00:00

The right knee?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 00:10

The bong I got for Christmas is quite good, but I am unsure of when I will come down. It's for my own development, anyway.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 01:16

>>868
I'm no expert when it comes to drugs, but what makes a bong good or bad?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 02:17

I wonder how it would feel if I rubbed that thing on my penis...

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 03:34

>>866
I used to make Skyrim jokes but then I realized that no one played Skyrim but me.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 08:39

The Stand is readable

873 Name: Ji!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6692 09:38

>>871
I adore Skyrim! I used to appreciate a good joke about arrows, until I took a dick through the chest.

874 Name: Ji!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6692 09:39

This one should have used "this one" instead of "I" in the previous post. Foolish khajiit.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 16:52

I must forgive her, that love thief...
Aren’t I pure, a good person?
For that woman, devil, love thief,
Hell is waiting.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 16:54

>>872, you won't like the ending.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 20:04

>>876 Yeah. Just like A Yankee in King Arthur's Court, when struggling with a lack of an ending, Steven King just went for the Deus ex Machina.

And this will be the last time anyone will compare Steven King to Mark Twain. In this thread, anyhow.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 20:18

I REAALY FEEL LIKE PLAYING HALO ODST BUT MY XBOX HAS AN E71 ERROR!!!!!!!!!

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 21:37

>>869 I am not >>868 but from experience I have used cheap little plastic bongs, and some of them weren't very good, like they leaked water and stuff. Bigger bongs mean you can take a bigger hit of smoke. I'm not sure what effect the materials used makes, though glass bongs certainly look and feel nicer than plastic ones. That said, I do love my big green plastic one. I've named her Fluttershy :3 And you can get big fancy complex glass ones with multiple cooling chambers and things like that, though I haven't tried one like that yet.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 09:44

If a thread asks about what I'm thinking right now, isn't it supposed to be about the thread?
^
That's what I'm thinking right now.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 17:58

Sometimes, I turn on some music, turn single track repeat on and hours pass by before I realize it. Then I realize that I've been listening to 35 seconds of looped video game music for hours on end, get unhappy and do nothing to fix it because it's so good.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 02:38

Sleep deprivation creates miracles.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 03:31

The outro from Clannad is really peaceful.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 03:57

In Japanese class we would make inappropriate giggles this one lesson because

  • "every morning" sounds like "my ass"
  • "every evening" sounds like "my bum"
  • and "every year" sounds like "my tushie"

885 Name: ❣!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6694 08:49

This is the best character: ❣
It looks like a heart-shaped exclamation mark. I think it is very cute.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 08:49

>>881
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv69WBNv6tU

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 10:09

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1022834

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 11:27

I usually buy the cheapest supermarket's own-brand toilet paper, but while I was home for christmas my mother bought me lots of supplies to take back with me including some fancy Andrex paper, and when I got back to my own home I see my flatmate has bought some midrange not-cheap-but-not-fancy paper. I just had a jobby and scrumpled all three kinds of paper together to give my botty a sensual overload of contrasting textures. As I flushed the toilet I thought "I must tell dqn about this"

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 21:18

Often even those people who have no qualms about talking about sex, are squeamish about discussing shitting. I wonder why are they so repressed.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 03:12

I think I'm at risk for alcoholism. And schizophrenia. But damn, there's nothing like whiskey to calm the nerves.

891 Name: tristan2001 : 1993-09-6695 07:11

pi/z/za day... beWaRe o__0

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 14:39

Gödel's incompleteness theorems are like being kicked in the balls.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 23:45

Did I seriously just misspell "target" as "tergate"? I did as well. Oh goodness.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 00:54

I am going outt for pizzz day with the family tomorow on NEW YEARS EVE! HAPPY NEW YEARS CHANNEL 4!!!
GOODBYE 2011, THE YEAR THAT COPYRIGHTS BULLIED HUMAN RIGHTS!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 04:01

>>894
nice! I had pizza today (pepperoni) it was really good

ate it alone though :(

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:35

I guess it's weird that I'm going to eat pizza today as well.

It is my favorite food and I just had to have it today, even if I forgot that it was New Years and stuff.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:48

Happy Mew Year, everynyan!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:58

Pizzapizzapizza today.
ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR GUISE

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:59

I had meat feast pizza the other night and i put coleslaw and marshmallows on it, it was nice

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 19:15

>>899
oh god you're pregnant, aren't you? you said you were on the pill!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 19:34

Coleslaw is disgusting in my eyes and I refuse to eat it.

902 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6696 21:21

Happy New Year! Hey! Anon!! Don't crap out on your resolutions this year, okay?

Are we goning to hit >>1000 before midnight?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 21:29

It's 1993. It will be 1993 tomorrow too...

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 21:37

As I get older I realize that my friends divided themselves into two distinct groups: (1) Those that paired off with members of the opposite sex and led normal lives and (2) those that didn't.

It seems my choices for New Year's Eve parties this year are as follows: lame parties that serve white wine in plastic cups continually interrupted by screaming children OR drug-fueled orgies that ultimately end in arson and revenge.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 00:19

Happy Halloween, DQN!

906 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6697 00:21

I got drunk and then spent some time posting my secrets on the internet. I wish I posted on DQN instead. I don't even remember what I posted and where. At least we would know each other better if I posted it here. I'll think about it.

Maybe next year... Maybe next year...

907 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6697 01:06

I hope 2012 will be ace, brill, rad and/or swell for all you.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 01:29

>>906
That's why you're not cool, Espeon.

>>907
Why can't you just say, "Happy New Year", nano desu?

Happy New Year, everybody, uguu〜!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 04:31

>>908 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c0XuXtxSbA

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 05:14

Happy VIP Year everybody! Oh wait, wrong board... Happy DQN(?) Year!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:09

Happy birthday

slimely

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:09

Obama just signed the NDAA into law and Japan was hit with a 7.0 magnatude earthquake.
I'm two thousand twelve and what is this?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:10

>>911 my first captcha of the day was slimely

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:34

I wonder if everyone here is in the Mountain Time Zone.

915 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6697 10:16

>>908 and you're totally mainstream

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 12:25

I'm disappointed that there are no crossovers of Hatsune Miku and M*A*S*H (nor Korean and Vietnam wars at all).

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 17:25

Oh god, not again. I'm so worried, I might actually get sick.

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