Dear MTV:
Was that episode of Beavis and Butthead with the rat written just for me?
I am unaccountably happy today.
Sariel brutally optimizes.
Bloodline Champions kept asking me to install XNA 3.1. So I did. And it kept asking, until I got tired of it and uninstalled. A shame really, the game looked cool.
i like the smell of my willy after sex.
I fail at watching anime.
You know what I think, Punpun?
There's a loneliness that's part of living as a human being, that you can never get rid of.
If, no matter how much you seek or hurt each other, they can never find full understanding with one another, then what are they supposed to believe in, you know?
>>724
So do I. Everytime I start watching a new series I just watch a few episodes and forget about it.
Fancy Lala was the best mahou shoujo ever.
I have the two biggest retards in the world sitting in front of me. I wish I could punch their teeth in.
>>727
Me too! Although my OCD kicks in if I remember I haven't watched a series completely...
i usually watch an episode of an anime with a meal, just now i'm up to series two episode 16 of school rumble... i liked series 1 but series 2 has felt like it's treading water a bit for a while, though it's picking up again. Some of the newer characters are pretty annoying I'm looking forward to the end, I hope they don't just milk it more.
Had to break into my own house just now.
want to watch anime with all my kawaii tomodachiz an' ting
>>732 I absent-mindedly looked for a "like" button for your post there.
(☞ﾟOﾟ)☞ wow! what a clever emoticon I found!
Ashura is pretty.
My name is ( ˃ ヮ˂) and I am DQN
i am gill scott-heron. i ahev a white beard and i study blues. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and do a spoken word performance
I find it hard not only to meet new people afk, but to move on to new boards or forums.
My disgust of humankind reached the new height.
...naked
>>739
Please don't move on to other boards. For all I know it's just you and I here!
I feel uninspired. And tired.
Let's try our best.
Ganbatte dokyuns!!
I feel fear for some irrational reason. I cannot understand why when I am in a sealed room, alone.
I am a beast of nature and logic.
I pick fish out of water with my beak.
I used to read a lot of fanfiction, and whenever I am curious about a new series/manga/whatever one of the first things I do is to look for fanfiction about it. But in the last few years I am seeing less and less decent, readable fanfiction and more and more instances of what I can only describe of some poor soul opening a vein and spraying pure, distilled autism all over the screen. It is proactively and hostilely acutely unpleasant to read. "Ghastly" is not too strong a word. It's already been enough to turn me off several promising series, and sometimes I ponder giving up on amateur fiction altogether.
My mother wants a specific book for Christmas. It's about local history, so not mass-produced and not on Amazon or any online retailer for that matter. OK. Find the publisher. It's in Quebec and that's really far away from HERE. Weird but whatever. Can you order online? NO. You can e-mail them through a form, though. OK. I e-mail them and expect to get a form I can print out and remit with payment. Weeks pass. Nothing. Today I get the book itself in the mail. I never paid them.
This business model terrifies and confuses me...
>>750
You'd be surprised what you can get for free with an interest in local-ish history. There are lots of old men that care more for telling stories than getting money.
Lately I keep overhearing people talk shit about me behind my back. At least, talking shit about people whose descriptions sound way too similar to mine for me to write it off as a coincidence.
Maybe I'm just getting paranoid, but it's pissing me off.
You know that one guy who posts sometimes here on DQN and is really paranoid? For example, he posted in the post your current thought thread just recently. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Anyway, he smells.
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vc:mureable
Earlier today I was looking at the digital time display in a car and I noticed that 17:07 upside down looks like "LOLI". I almost chuckled.
Various side effects may include: nausea, dizziness, visual disturbances, decreased sexual function, a distinct urge to belt out Guile's Theme in a shaky alto while showering, inability to stay seated, intense introspection, sensitivity to light, and a sense of peace and unity with the world.
Excerpts from observations of my housemate's diet, week 171:
>>762 wow a sweetcorn and mayonnaise sandwich sounds awesome!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not wearing strawberry earmuffs, pink mittens, and red-white knee-high socks.
>>762 now how are you collecting these data? surreptitious observance? ingredient counting? active request?
What's peculiar is that you equate mallard taste in entertainment, and potential derision from birds who do not share the same seed, with the systematic poaching of avians based on the nest into which they were born. No one has ever been denied feathers, wings, talons, or even a beak due to their fondness for these eggs, while people at this moment suffer from this and more merely because of the color of their plumage, including in societies that have claimed to banish this boogieman. this boogie, boogie, boogie boogiema~an. He'll trade you dimes for nickles, tell you elephants are pickles, that boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie man.
>>767
You know, at first I thought that was some sort of a reference to this:
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles.php
why do so many girls want to lick my bumhole?
Nil faciet longi mensura incognita nervi.
Though I've stood here before, surrounded by kooks,
It is my Destiny to the the King of Books.
Every time I write something a little thoughtful in the novel thread some shitposter comes along and fucks the story up entirely.
The same happens for every of us, >>773. You just have to cope with it for a little while.
>>773
But that's kind of why I like that thread.
Am I a bad person?
I just told a girl i want her to menstruate all over my body and bed and carpet and she giggled and said that's hot, YISSSSS
my captcha is "shitt" like my post
>>779
But it was brain that was doing the talking, as per this thread's theme!
On a side note my verification is "shat", the past participle of "shit."
shitposter more like shiprosett
more like shiptoaster, hisspotter pisshoster
ross hospital in: legend of the death ship
poop
Sheep mansion. A mansion for sheep.
My tongue doesn't taste like anything
If I make an entertaining shitpost, am I shitposting or not?
Hi, I'm Hank Spam and I sell shitposts and shitpost accessories.
Melba toasts.
I like eggs~
I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going to some place
where I've never been before.
http://postimage.org/image/9lw0420cb/
is this not such a perfect poetic life-affirming image /dqn/
>>794
Goin up country by canned heat, right? I only know that because it was used in a Halo video.
>>793
http://iloveegg.co.kr/eng_index.htm#
Click "English" under song.
Captain's Log, Stardate 65427.3. Skipped lectures and studies finally made my situation unrecoverable. My last hope is to get a job in a short time before I turn into a hikikomori for the last time.
I used to eat party peanuts, but now I prefer dry roasted. I guess I'm just not a party person.
Sage is for jerks
Everything is okay
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Sage is for jerks and for assholes. If you are going to sage because you don't feel that your post is useful or contributing to the thread then don't post at all. Otherwise, cross your fingers, click on "Reply" and hope for the best - just like I did!
You can also add a tripcode to pack a punch.
No knowledge of anything, yet willing to go around and spread the disgusting ugliness that is their existence.
There is a VIP and reddit conspiracy to make visitors of DQN fight among themselves and generally stop having fun.
They pay poor people $0.5 per post to make provocative or offensive posts to influence opinions of general DQN public.
DQN will pay you $0.78 per quality post. Just post your routing number with your post for an instant transfer!
Huh.