[FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] (167)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 15:17

How this game works is that we have a map of the world (blank one here: http://i.imgur.com/SIEou.jpg) with certain countries grouped together into unions. Each person playing takes control of one union and gives it a name (e.g. Kimchi Alliance, New Manchurian Liberation Cause, that sort of thing). Your objective is to TAKE OVER THE WORLD by any means possible!

To do things, just post a comment saying what you're trying to do and I'll say what effect it has. Examples would be attack [place], enforce conscription, drill for oil at [place] and export it to [place], research mind control. Non-serious commands are fine too.

If you're playing, post once in this thread to say so so that I know how many unions to set up. You may wish to post with a temporary tripcode for obvious reasons. I'm looking for somewhere between 4 and 8 players, so I might invite some VIPPERs...

2 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6814 03:08

I want to take control of Russia.

My first action as its dictator is to rename it to ESPEONLAND.

3 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6814 04:28

I guess are you waiting for a roster of players to start carving up the map specifically? At any rate, I'm in and interested in having southern Africa as the Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Lin Biaoist-Nyererist Popular Liberation Front.

4 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6814 10:57

I will be taking the promised land of Peru with the other chosen ones of the Nazca 5000 tribe. We are Aztech robots that were built on the moon and now came to earth to make pretty drawing on the land. My people will now work on the Nazca Lines for the following week and I will yield my turns during this time period.

PS: We also do carpentry; don't be afraid to ask!

5 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6814 12:31

Hi I'm Andy, please can I have the British Isles

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 14:09

>>2-5
Wonderful! Thank you all for your participation (although I retain my disapproval for Espeonland). I'll make sure you each get your desired countries.

Let's give it another day or two for other people to join. In the mean time, feel free to ask questions.

7 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6814 14:37

>>6
How will we know that you're the game master? It seems that it would be very easy for some dokyun to mess the game up, in theory.

8 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6814 15:03

>>7
I suppose you're right; I shall use a temporary tripcode as well.

Fun fact: this is literally the first time I have ever used a tripcode.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 17:54

I wish to take control of Acme Labs, which will give me Pinky and The Brain--the world's acknowledged masters of global conquest.

10 Name: Omer Beriziky!!tiO21WyD : 1993-09-6815 02:15

I am the president of Madagascar.

First of all I would like to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

11 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6815 11:55

>>9
Haha, yes, very good.

>>10
Are you sure you really want to set up base so close to >>3's territory? It's a double edged sword, you know. I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means though, is that you, >>10, should just stick with Europe, Asia or North America.

12 Name: grey : 1993-09-6816 02:15

I take control of that economic powerhouse that is The Peoples Republic of China.
As my first order, I shut down The Great Firewall. These poor citizens have been deprived of porn and news for far too long.

13 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6816 10:52

>>12
Excellent choice, Sir.

>>10
Unless you state otherwise, I'm going to assume you still want Madagascar.

...And with that, I think we're almost ready to begin, finally! This is the last chance for anyone else to join.

14 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6816 11:28

I take command of the Oceanic Union (Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia and New Guinea.

As my first move, I place our entire military force in Indonesia, the only point of entry to the region.

15 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6816 14:49

It begins!

http://i.imgur.com/hzevp.jpg

Feel free to start making reckless/unreasonable commands whenever you like. You're welcome to request a change to your union's colour or name. The moon and Antarctica are currently unclaimed (and probably of no strategic value anyway).

16 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6816 15:29

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the First Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:

  • Develop mineral extraction in the Congo.
  • Standardize the use of the diaresis, as in the word coördinating. [Secretary Malema dissented on this issue, he has since died of unknown cause.]
  • Repatriate the African diaspora in Brazil.
  • Seek negotiated territory transfer of South American holdings to the Peruvians in exchange for their West African territory.

** To this end, withdraw most land military from Brazil while deploying forces in Chad and Cameroon.

17 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6816 15:50

The All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union orders that all resources be directed to fortifying the Thailand/Indonesian border. These efforts shall collectively be known as "Plan Turtle."

The first phase of Plan Turtle:
*Random military conscription of 10% of all physically fit males or females 18-30, to send to Indonesia
*Warm diplomatic relations with the Thai government, including bribes for top military officials
*Top-secret biological and nuclear weapons development
*Government funding to vastly improve Indonesian infrastructure and quality of life, to support the influx of military

The rest of the country is free to go about their business as they usually do... for now.

18 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6816 20:26

Dear all,

The Aztech corporation would like to remind everyone that the "moon's surface" is merely a projection that the Aztech corporation has been broadcasting for ages. The Aztech corporation has found that human life forms find comfort in the sphere-shaped rock that appears before the eyes of humankind. Animals can see the true form of the "moon" just fine and they have described it as an 'infinity pyramid'.

The Aztech corporation would like to warn every world leader who is planning to set foot on our lunar "soil". The Aztech corporation takes no responsibility for the possible outcome of such an attempt.

----------------------------------------------

The Nazca 5000 Earth Enrichment Crew (name pending) will happily share resources and land with all, if they agree to aid them in the search of the lost continent 'Moe'.

We love you; don't cross us,

The Aztech Corporation

19 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6817 12:26

(Worth noting: most outcomes are decided based on dice rolls or coin flips. The map has not changed since >>15.)

>>16
The First Five Year Plan promulgation is moderately successful.

  • The mining in the Congo has caused some serious environmental concerns but on the other hand provides a strong, stable income.
  • Diaresis standardisation is introduced into all available educational establishments.
  • Most migrant families are deeply ingrained into the local community, and have expressed great distaste at being asked to move back to Africa.
  • The Peruvians have given no comment on the territorial exchange issue, preferring to discuss the state of the moon. They have made no moves to vacate northeastern Africa, nor to claim/reclaim Brazil.

>>17
Plan Turtle is a great success!

  • Conscription is widely successful, with few dissenters.
  • The bribes have mixed results; most officials are happy to accept them but some are alarmed by the military mobilisation just across the border and have declined negotiations.
  • Nuclear weapon development is complimented by the large uranium reserves in Australia. Construction has already begun. Progress with biological weaponry is slower (still in the research phase) but shows promising results.
  • Some government funding is lost to corrupt local governments, but the vast majority is used appropriately.

>>18
Your letter makes it to the desks of each major world reader but there have been no replies yet.

20 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6817 14:35

Scotland, Ireland and Wales hold referendums for independence from the rest of Andyland. As the Big Andy himself I am perfectly fine with this and let them have what they want.

Also do I have any nukes?

21 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6817 16:09

I'd like to invade China and begin a space program in Northern Russia.

22 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6817 16:59

Very slightly updated map: http://i.imgur.com/UB1YH.jpg

>>20
Scotland, Ireland and Wales are now unclaimed/independent (shown in white).

For the sake of fairness, let's say that everyone has 10 Hiroshima-sized nuclear bombs to begin with. Obviously, you're allowed to build more.

>>21
You begin work on a space program in Siberia, completely ignoring existing infrastructure in Kazakhstan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baikonur_Cosmodrome).

As for invading China, you're going to need to be a lot more specific. Which part of China? Where are you attacking from? How much of your military are you using? In what way? (scorched earth? With the intention of permanent occupation?)

23 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6817 20:10

>>21
Haven't you heard the phrase "Never start a land war with China because there is too much of it and them"?
Alternativly, I propose opening easy trade and commerce between our two great nations, and becoming allies.

24 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6817 20:37

The Aztech Corporation apologizes profusely for the late response regarding the issue of trade of land that was proposed by the Coordinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF. The Aztech Corporation also sees benefits in trading these pieces of land, but would like to keep the country of Mali. Would the Coordinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF agree that this is an agreeable transaction (West-Africa minus Mali for Brazil).

All members of the Nazca 5000 tribe are ordered to leave their posts and are to visit all the great libraries of the world, in search for shreds of information regarding Atlantis/The Lost Continent Moe. These orders will render all of our lands defenceless. Civilians are ordered to gather building materials and transport them to Tierra del Fuego.

25 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6818 06:44

To the Aztech Corporation,

In exchange for resources - namely Venezulan oil - we would be glad search the sea for this lost continent of yours. Oceania has some of the best scientists, ancient historians and navigators in the world. How does 8 million barrels per search crew sound?

Sincerely,
All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union

26 Name: Sir Not Appearing In This Thread!!R2S+krBh : 1993-09-6818 11:50

If >>10 doesn't come back, can I take over Madagascar?

27 Name: Omer Beriziky!!tiO21WyD : 1993-09-6818 15:43

I'm watching the events unfold, I'm still here

And all access to Madagascar has been closed and we have anti-aircraft guns.

28 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6818 16:47

Frankly, I'm very surprised that nobody has declared war on anyone yet.

>>24
At great expense, your loyal acolytes are sent out to infiltrate the world's libraries. Issues arise with crossing international borders, as well as language barriers. Some information about Atlantis is found, but no tangible evidence or any hints of a location. There is no mention of any lost continent named Moe.

Meanwhile, work on bringing building materials to Patagonia is off to a slow start due to a lack of transportive infrastructure. Production of materials elsewhere is progressing well, with wood and stone being plentiful in the Andes and South American rainforests.

>>26
Apparently not; sorry.

>>27
Shutting down all import/export into and out of Madagascar has crippled your country's economy. Your domestic oil production is not nearly extensive enough to keep up with demand, causing fuel prices to increase astronomically.

There is widespread civil unrest and if nothing is done in the immediate future then it is likely that rioting will begin. More concerningly, the destabilisation of your union's capital is having wide reaching consequences for the other nations under your command.

29 Name: Omer Beriziky!!tiO21WyD : 1993-09-6819 00:50

I'd like to fire all ten of my nukes from Turkey, Iraq, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan and Kyrgyzstan in an even distribution across Espeonland, focussing on mainly the key cities.

30 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6819 05:11

I'd like to team up with grey!C.MxxuCiTo and work on distributing poisonous (perhaps non-fatal?) materials in household electronics and embedding anti-consumerist propaganda in children's toys. We can spread the seeds of communism throughout the world and control the minds of the children. I'd like to hear his thoughts before going through with this plan, though.

31 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6819 15:31

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/IikUl.jpg

>>29
Hoho, now we're talking!

You target the following locations, shown on the map with black squares. (I know you said "even distribution", but there is basically nothing worth bombing in eastern Russia).

  • Moscow
  • St Petersberg
  • Novosibirsk
  • Yekaterinberg
  • Unnamed Siberian space base
  • Astana
  • Ulan Bator
  • Kiev
  • Warsaw
  • Minsk

The bombs are dropped by plane during the night, orchestrated such that all impact within one hour of each other. Only two are detected beforehand, and neither is intercepted in time - hence, every bomb detonates as intended.

The damage is cataclysmic. The population is decimated, and many more will die from radiation poisoning and possibly starvation; a significant proportion of agricultural produce has been rendered unusable.

Most military bases were situated away from major cities, so troops are still available to aid in recovery efforts and any future land battles. Note, however, that they greatly lack equipment and supplies.

Prevailing winds in western Russia are South and South West so radioactive fallout is drifting towards Andyland and northern Madagascartown. Prevailing winds in eastern Russia are East, blowing fallout into the Tundra and the Pacific ocean.

Espeonland still has all 10 nuclear bombs remaining; Madagascartown currently has none.

Madagascartown and Espeonland are now at war.

>>30
Espeonland and Grey's World are now allied.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 15:56

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF respectfully declines the Nazcan offer. As a show of our continued good faith, Secretary Mbeki has requested the coöperation of the nation's oral historians in pursuing the lost continent.

Second Five Year Plan:

  • Mobilize the armed forces. Draw down army deployed in Cameroon, redeploy in Kenya.
  • Position fleets in international waters around the Horn of Africa, in the Mozambique Channel, and north of Madagascar.
  • Attempt to bribe governors of peripheral states of Madagascar to defect.
  • Increase guarana crop in Brazil.

33 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6819 16:01

>>32
Forgot name and trip, orz

34 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6819 17:49

>>30
I am all for this except the poison and mind control parts.
Poisoning those whom we seek to control would only serve to instil contempt against us.
And the mind control is uneeded. Simply release the propaganda with honest information about glorious communism. They will see that our way is the...correct way...

35 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6819 19:15

I'd like to conquer Espeonland. I send troops in from Scandinavia and Eastern Europe, and from the East as well from North America, to fucking kill everyone.

36 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6819 20:36

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/nK9Pm.jpg
My image editing software is doing odd things with the outlines. I'll try to sort it out before the next update, but for now just deal with it.

Einstein from an alternate universe has gone back in time and somehow made it such that Moscow and St Petersberg didn't get bombed after all.

>>32
Nationwide rioting has broken out in Madagascar over the denial of international mobility. A number of illegal trading routes have appeared, mainly serving to mainland Africa.

The military and police are insufficient to suppress the unrest - many of them are on the side of the protesters. The nation's leader has been evacuated and all governors remaining in the country are in a state of panic.

The leader of Toliara Province has accepted your bribe and agreed to side with the MLMLBNPLF. All others are either still loyal to Madagascartown or undecided, but none of them retain any real control of the areas they govern.

>>35
Your armies cut through Poland like a bread knife through warm butter. The fringes of Russia are also yours. Much raping and pillaging occurs. The bulk of Russia's military has yet to mobilise.

Updates to a few things which happened a while ago:

>>17
Your nuclear weapon production has reached fruition. You now have fifteen nuclear bombs at your disposal, with more still being constructed. The biological weaponry research has reached the testing stage.

>>24
A group of investigators in central Europe have found passages in a number of sea-faring guides referencing a large submerged landmass in the south west of the Pacific.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 21:35

The Aztech Corporation would like to decline Annoying Risk Player's kind offer and focus on the finding of lost continents, rather than negotiate silly oil deals. The collective heart of the Aztech Corporation go out to the people that were offended by our disinterest.

The Aztech Corporation acknowledges The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF's warm gesture.

The Aztech Corporation is happy to announce that an ancient suitcase was found in 'The Library' of 'The Moon'. Its contents were meticulously documented and photographed and they are available for all to see on the following location: http://harbl.tumblr.com/

38 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6819 21:39

>>37
Forgot name and trip, orz

39 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 00:37

I need to get revenge on the bastards who have defiled the name of Espeon!

I'd like to move 50% of my troops into Scandinavia, seizing their supplies and then brainwashing their youth.

If I succeed in capturing it, I'd like to build an efficient rail system from Espeonland (Russian portion) through Norway and deep into Grey's world. By creating easy modes of transportation and capturing new land, Grey's troops should gain further mobility and it should be easier for my country to rebuild infrastructure.

I would also like to send 5 of my nukes into Northwestern Andyland (Canada) in such a way that they do not affect Western Grey's World in a serious way. I would of course send advance warning so to help aid their evacuation.

For the motherland!

40 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6820 15:52

Updated (and more or less fixed) map: http://i.imgur.com/RrQcu.jpg

Thanks to a certain regular tripcode user taking a metaphorical huge steaming shit all over the Post Angry Things thread, I must now go back on what I said in >>36; Moscow and St Petersberg HAVE INDEED been nuked.

>>39
Your troops have successfully repelled the Scandinavians out of northern Russia, but have not yet made it to Norway. A few reconnaissance/scouting expeditions have aided in stealing supplies, and appropriate propaganda is being manufactured ready for an eventual occupation of Scandinavia.

The remainder of your military forces are currently attempting to hold back invaders from central Europe. Andyland's troops from the east continue rampaging unchecked. They have recently taken Vladivostok.

Luckily for you, you already have a perfectly good rail network between China and Moscow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Siberian_Railway), so all you need to do is extend it northwards.

I'm going to have to request that you choose the specific locations you are going to bomb. The following links might prove useful:

>>24
Huge quantities of building materials are piling up in Tierra del Fuego and nothing is being done with them.

41 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 16:02

>>40
Well, then!

  1. Toronto
  2. Montreal
  3. Vancouver
  4. Ottawa

and 5. Calgary

...seem to be the best places to attack. Citizens on the outskirts of Moscow which have survived are cursing your name, hopefully that won't affect the outcome of the nukes! Damn Andylanders... We'll need to get them out somehow, Grey. I got a bunch of them out of Canada for you, you'll need to help me with this. It's our sacred cause.

42 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6820 23:15

Grey's World takes action against the Oceanic Union...by dropping parachute-carried crates filled with PARTY FAVOURS and CAKES.
The CAKES come in many flavours.
I fortify the people of the both halves of Corea by sending coypus amounts of FOOD and building un-censored library's. I figure they have been starved long enough and would like to read some books not about various members of the Kim family.
>>41
I am here to help. What do you want me to do?
>>37
(dat blog)

43 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 23:30

>>42
Can you spare any troops? Attacking Canada after the nukes (hopefully) detonate seems like it'd be a grand time to hit them... I also have some enemies to my south and your west that could cause problems for us, so it would make sense to attack them if you're going to attack anyone...

Also, for those who would like to use PGP encryption to talk secretly, I have generated a public key. There is no need to sign your messages if you post them with a tripcode, but I think this would be a fun way to talk secretly. For those on *NIX, run "gpg --gen-key", "gpg --list-keys", and finally "gpg --export-key --armor YOURKEY## > something.txt". Upload that .txt somewhere and link it here. As for Windows, I have no clue... cygwin and gpg might work?

http://pastebin.com/dTJSHExS

44 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6820 23:34

The Oceanic Union has no hard feelings against the Aztech Corporation. As a show of good faith, we will allow Naztech tribesmen to peacefully explore any islands they desire within the Oceanic Union.

We continue to build a strong military presence along the Indonesia-Thai border, leaving only minimal forces in all other territories. We assure Grey's World and the Thai authorities that this is all purely defensive.

After scientists test the the delicious CAKES from Grey's World for poison, we feast on them and use the PARTY FAVOURS to celebrate. In exchange, we send twenty ADORABLE KOALAS from the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary as a gift to the zoos in Grey's World, along with crates upon crates of Vegemite.

45 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6821 15:48

>>43
Cool idea. On Windows get gpg4win <http://www.gpg4win.org/>; it comes with a GUI thingy.

My public key: http://pastebin.com/1P3FG566

Secret message to Ambassador of Espeonland: http://pastebin.com/10UQsnGq

46 Name: World Owner : 1993-09-6821 16:31

Hello I wish to join the game

47 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6821 17:03

>>Herro and wercome to NHK news. Today in Grey'sWorld a new tourist atraction has been making wraves at the National Zoo. Twenty ADORABLE KOARAS, who were begifted to the Grey'sWorld government today by the Oceanic Union are frolicing around an unused pen. Later in the hour we will have a poritical anarist here to telr us more about the situation...

48 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6821 18:22

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/ETFjw.jpg

Andyland's forces continue to slaughter their way through eastern Russia, living on supplies pillaged from villages they pass through, but they are losing momentum. The land behind them is shown in white because it is not being occupied by Andyland and - to put it bluntly - everyone there is dead.

After much revolution and discontent, Madagascar has joined the MLMLBNPLF.

>>41
Said places have been bombed. Much of Canada's industry and commerce has been destroyed. The majority of North America's military is currently tearing through eastern Russia so they are not present to aid in evacuations, resulting in fairly high civilian casualties despite the advanced warning given.

>>42
I don't think that "coypus" means what you think it means. (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coypus). Similarly, I'll assume you meant "libraries" rather than "library's".

>>46
Currently, the only unclaimed areas are Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Antarctica and the moon. You have a few options:

  • Go with one of/some of/all of those (probably not a very good idea).
  • Hope that somebody else stops playing so that you can take control of their union.
  • Wait a while and I could try to write you in somehow.

>>47
I don't mean to interfere with the workings of the game, but don't you think you should be sending in some troops to help Espeonland? If you no longer wish to help them, you can rescind your alliance.

49 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6821 22:43

The Oceanic Union continues to focus on developing nuclear weapons. As a reminder of our forces, we test a nuclear bomb on an uninhabited island far off the southwest coast of Australia. Meanwhile, our diplomats continue to assure other governments - especially Thailand - that we will only use such weapons in defense.

In response to some of our citizens requesting that the Oceanic Union send aid to the civilians affected by any of the many waging wars abroad, the government starts a xenophobic propaganda campaign to remind the Oceanic Union that meddling in international affairs is unwise.

One of the more extreme commercials:
A friendly hand reaches out to feed a shivering, starving child. Suddenly the child stops shivering and with a horrible sneer, whips out a shotgun and blasts away. Blood splatters the screen. An ominous voice says, "Some dogs always bite the hand that feeds them."

50 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6822 19:17

>>43
I send one fourth of my gigantic AZN military to aid my ally. AA vehicles, tanks, army, bombers, and special OPs forces.

51 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6823 20:04

No point updating the map; only one country has changed ownership.

>>49
Nuclear weapons production is ongoing. You currently have fourteen, with another four on their way. It took me a while to find an island far off the southwest coast of Australia which was also uninhabited, but it does exist! (http://g.co/maps/929ay).

Your biological weapons research from back in >>17 has finally come to fruition. You have developed a highly virulent but easily controlled pathogen.

  • It is primarily airborne, but also spread by direct skin contact.
  • It has a week long incubation period between exposure and first display of symptoms, allowing it to spread undetected easily.
  • After one week, it causes flu-like symptoms, followed a few days later by necrosis of the respiratory tissue and death.
  • It has a >90% death rate.
  • It has an easily produced antidote/vaccine which only you have access to.

You are allowed - encouraged, even - to give the virus a name.

>>50
Bolstered by Grey's World's troops, Espeonland successfully takes Finland. The rail link from China has been extended northwards as far as the Russia/Finland border. Preprepared propaganda is being circulated, and shows promising results.

The invasion from the east has almost ground to a halt. Battles continue along the Eastern European front between Andyland and Espeonland, with high numbers of casualties on both sides and no significant victories.

52 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6823 21:30

Not dead, just sitting on my hands until Madagascar gets an opportunity to respond to recent events.

53 Name: Omer Beriziky!!8AXkQezj : 1993-09-6823 23:44

Shoots self in head

54 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6824 04:28

>>51
Excellent news! The new virus shall be named "Downunder Syndrome". The disease may not really be a syndrome, but we like puns here in Oceania.

55 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6824 09:20

>>51
Hooray!

Hmm, I'd like to try to send one of our socialists to France with the intention to win presidency. A monopoly over fine wine, romance, and art will surely help.

President Oblige: I would like to ship you 5 of ESPEONLAND's nuclear devices in exchange for a truce until (at least) turn >>250. I think that, together, we can drive ANDY's forces out of Northern Africa and perhaps Western Europe. After Canada's devastating attack, we could pretty much finish off those awful Canucks once and for all.

56 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6824 12:48

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/pBbKx.jpg

>>52
Madagascar is basically yours. I could quite easily make things much more complicated than that if I wanted to, but I'd rather not.

>>53
That isn't the right tripcode, but I highly doubt that you're an impersonator. >>46, if you're still here, the remains of Madagascartown are all yours. Feel free to come up with a new name for the union (and yourself, obviously).

>>55
Your candidate cannot get a foothold in the French presidency campaign. It's probably something to do with the fact that you are at war with them.

Meanwhile, with the aid of Grey's World, you have invaded Norway. At this point, taking Sweden should be an easy victory. On the Eastern European front, however, Andyland has made a significant advance, taking Lithuania and Ukraine. Belarus is on the verge of falling and some troops from central Europe have made it across the Russian border.

57 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6824 13:02

>>56
I was referring to the player, not the island.

Anyway,
>>53
;_;

58 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6824 21:01

Send reinforcements from England and Denmark to fend off the invaders in Norway and protect Sweden, and drop a nuke around Sortavala, just at the southwest of Russia, cutting off that peninsula that breaks off russia to become Scandinavia including the main rail route out

And I'd like to invite all world leaders to a little party at my house, formal-casual attire please. BYOB

59 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6824 22:01

The Aztech Corporation apologizes profusely for their absence during their unannounced 'Real-Steel-Mattel Unlimited Golfing Tournament'. Many within the corporation found it a great opportunity to blow off some steam and get their priorities straight.

First of all, all Nazca 5000 tribesman are being recalled and should look into problems that might have arisen during their global library research. If their respective countries turn out to be fine, they should head over to one of the following islands:

  • The Fiji Islands
  • The Gilbert Islands
  • The Mariana Islands
  • The Marquesas Islands
  • The Marshall Islands
  • Hawaii
  • Tahiti
  • Tongatapu
  • Mangaia
  • Samoa
  • Easter Island

The Aztech Corporation hopes that further clues on the location of the sixth continent might be found there.

60 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6825 00:55

>>59
Please respond to >>55 the next time you come around! ;_;

61 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6825 10:04

>>60
The Aztech Corporation apologizes profusely for not replying to the request directly. The Aztech Corporation will not accept your nuclear devices, but we will propose a truce until turn 100. This truce means that the Aztech Corporation will not assist you during any wars, but will also not assist anyone attacking you in any wars or attack you directly.

That said, the Aztech Corporation would like to send a truce request to every nation. The Aztech Corporation feels like this friendly sentiment was already present, but that it would be beneficial to all to enjoy a more certain kind of security until turn 100.

62 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6825 18:44

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/Pj8Bc.jpg

In an undisclosed location, a sleek black coffin is carried at the head of a solemn funeral procession. Offerings of flowers are cast in its path, and the wailing of family members fills the air.

Omer Beriziky is dead and buried. His union is now free to whoever claims it first, not just >>46. If nobody claims it within a few days then I'll "take care" of it.

>>58
Despite your best efforts, Espeonland has taken Northern Sweden. South Sweden is going to be very difficult to defend due to its sparse inhabitation and the length of the border. It is extremely likely to be lost.

Your nuclear bomb, on the other hand, works wonderfully; not only has the rail link been cut off but the land has been rendered unsuitable for reconstruction, necessitating a lengthy diversion in the case of rebuilding the railway. You have nine nuclear bombs remaining.

Belarus is yours. On the Eastern front, your forces from Canada have finally been lost entirely thanks to a combination of poor weather conditions, difficult terrain and lack of supplies.

As for the soirée, I have a few questions:

>>59
At great expense, all your library dwelling tribesmen are recalled. The information you have gathered remains sparse and largely unreliable, but overall they seem to suggest that the Central Pacific Ocean is the most likely location.

The majority of your useful information came from Central and Eastern Europe. A number of difficulties arose, mainly due to the ongoing war and/or because the libraries have been destroyed in the mass nuclear bombing back in >>31.

63 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6825 18:44

Okay, back to the game!

All nations are advised that the Front may be forced to involve itself in any war in Africa.

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the Third Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:

  • The anniversary of President Beriziky's death shall be a national holiday in Madagascar, observed by a 24-hour quarantine of the island.
  • The Peruvian non-aggression pact is warmly accepted.
  • Diplomatic observers shall be sent to Madagascartown to determine the disposition of its new government.
  • The Revolutionary Military Council's plan for modernizing the military is approved. It calls for:

# The development of the Air Force as a means to air superiority
# The development of the Army as a small, fast-moving force based around air assault
# The the development of the Navy as a force capable of interdicting marine landings and merchant fleets in and around Africa, and a small number of nuclear ballistic missile submarines
# An official nuclear policy under which we will not strike first but will retaliate massively against any unconventional attack via submarine, for which we allocate 8 of our 10 nukes. We also reserve the right to use tactical nuclear weapons in defense of our own territory with the remaining nukes.

64 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6826 01:18

Can I take the unclaimed remains of Madagascartown then?

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