[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:41

I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:51

>>1, are you a bad enough dude for this THREAD?

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 13:14

THREAD thread?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 13:28

Even if I spend every waking moment thinking about it, it'll never come to reality.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 16:59

All anyone has to know in order to kill me is my address and the fact that I pee outside every morning. That's a scary thought and I hope nobody wants to kill me.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 17:04

You could murder anyone. Of course, there would be repercussions. But the actual act of murdering that person would have occurred, and it's not even difficult.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:37

>>1 Thanks, that really bugged me about the last thread. Who did that >>1 think he was?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:56

>>7
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 21:32

I wonder if medically supervised high-protein diet programs like OPTIFAST still fall under the heading of "fad diet".

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:35

>>10 GET

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:37

>>9
Just the name "OPTIFAST" gives it that feeling, no matter how legitimate it might be. OPTIFAST.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:41

Yet another thread to flood with posts about the parts of my life I'm unsatisfied with! Hurray!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:47

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is so good to read while jammin out to metal. They should really make an anime or GOOD ova of it.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 01:12

I need to stop frequenting so much sites. I should choose 3-4 to just stick with for good.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 02:43

>>11
I'd rather them sell Oppaifast.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 04:07

I found out my friend is transphobic and I feel physically ill

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 07:09

>>15
Oppaifast sounds like a diet involving several gallons of milk a day.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 07:17

My favourite paragraph generated by the cookbook word bigram generator is "If you use the glorious defender of eggs".

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 08:00

That hair is utterly ridiculous. I like it.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 11:43

>>16
That sucks.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 14:10

>>16
Are you sure? When my friend told me she wanted to be a boy and dressed in men's clothing and so on, I reacted harshly because that's basically how I felt I should react. When I sat down and thought about it, I realised I didn't really care. I was a little happy for her, even.

I think this is often the case. Unless they're particularly religious or from an ultra-conservative family, people are open-minded by default. Sometimes we just act a certain way to save face or meet certain social norms, whether it's because we want to appear a certain way around other people, or just because we want to feel comfortable about ourselves.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 14:51

>>21 Why did you feel you should react that way?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 16:50

I need to finish that CD. No, not that CD! The other CD.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 17:16

>>22
Societal norms? Or the way I was brought up (I know this is the worst excuse ever, but you can't really shake what you were taught as a kid even if you understand it was wrong).

In a way, I suppose it's kind of juvenile. Like people who act differently to appear cool, or people who feel uncomfortable watching cute magical girl shows even if they enjoy them.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 19:15

Finally that big thunderstorm we've been promised for the past week has come to my town. This kind of weather kind of makes me want to climb the roof and hang on to the lightning rod. A pity I forgot most of the Latin I learned in school. Does anyone know a good Latin translation of "Jupiter is a big pussy who never learned to aim"?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 19:39

>>25
I laughed. I love stormy weather too.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:08

>>25 just plagiarize Catullus 16 or something.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:42

It'll all be better tomorrow. Apart from the weather, that is.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 22:02

>>25
I went to a lecture that dealt with mythology once where they said that Greeks believed rain to be the semen of Zeus.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 02:00

>>29
Hahaa....what*?*

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 02:38

Squeeks needs to update his SSL certificate.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 03:56

I feel stressed and anxious for ABSOLUTELY no reason

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 04:01

i'll fucking cut you up! just gotta lure you out

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 04:04

>>29
And to think I always used to believe the rain was just Zeus pissing through a sieve.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 09:32

http://4-ch.net/debate/kareha.pl/1244123052/13,14 took a lot longer to write than I thought. I got up three hours ago and still haven't had breakfast, because I was too busy writing those posts.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 11:32

>>35 tl;dr

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 11:40

>>36
tl;dr

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 15:17

Got my Book of Mormon in the mail yesterday. Actually bothered to look at this morning and I'm 100% convinced guys, I am converting right now and you all should too... er... I mean, I looked at it and inside is an inscription: "To Wayne: Thanks for everything! /s [some couple]"

What a disappointing gift. I'm sure that in a way, they felt they were doing Wayne a favor, but still, what a cop out. Wayne didn't get a box of chocolates for his efforts. He didn't get a gift certificate to a store or restaurant he enjoys. No, Wayne got a book they give away for free. You can see almost see the look on Wayne's face in that inscription. Poor guy...

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 16:45

>>38
You paid for something they give away for free. What does that make you, smart guy??

>>35
Dude, you take the internet too seriously

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 18:28

>>39
>>35 here, arguing that "lol dude, chill, it's just the internet" tends to be used as a shitty excuse by people who don't want to acknowledge that acting like an jerkass online is just as annoying and occasionally hurtful on the internet as it is in real life. Not sure what point you were trying to make, maybe that all internet creationists are really atheist trolls in disguise?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 20:13

>>40
you typed a lot of stuff in the /debate/ thread but not a lot of it really makes sense to me, so it seems like it must be something you typed in anger

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 20:23

I like the idea of a heated political debate ending with one of the guys shrugging and saying, "Lol, dude you take this way too seriously."

I bet that guy would win.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 21:43

>>35,40 railing against being a jerkass online as annoying and hurtful while being a jerkass online in the same sentence is hypocritical. Moreover, I would be much obliged if we all left /debate/ out of here and in /debate/. Thank you.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 22:19

I ate too much food at a Cantonese restaurant and now I feel slightly sick and like I want to pass out.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:05

You only tell me you love me when you're drunk.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:36

How could I possibly have forgetten what strawberries smell like?

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:37

Now that I own the BBC... what am I supposed to do with this thing?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:59

There's an extremely unladylike bulge visible in this skirt that I'm wearing.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:20

She doesn't love me, I believed her lies like a fool.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:35

What is it about the Internet that gives people the idea that common-sense rules, such as that standard spelling ought to be at least approximated, and that not everyone who disagrees with you is deliberately trying to annoy you, are suddenly utterly invalid? Just a few minutes ago I was called a troll and told to STFU, when all I said was that I couldn't parse a single word in someone's youtube comment and that a browser plug-in to check their spelling might be helpful in future.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 01:48

>>50
Unfortunately, some textual English is becoming less an application of grammatical rules and more simply a transcription of disorganized thought. It's splitting into loosely defined dialects.

On an unrelated note: ``My love is sick and wrong, my love is a lie"

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:03

I found a Commador 64...what do I do with it? Wait, does it even work?
How the fuck do I turn this thing on.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:14

I really wish people would stop saying, "he's good with computers." when introducing me. I know enough unix and C to float, I'm not an expert.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:28

>>51
who are you quoting

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:35

>>51
It's and '', not and ".

Read your American Standard Code for Information Interchange. It may not be perfect, but it's 1993 and it's the best we've got!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:51

Why is my gender so manipulative and cruel?

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