[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:41

I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!

750 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6917 19:24

>>743
What do you dislike about Comic RiN?

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 21:29

>>743

LO is awesome.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 00:05

Better than tears.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 01:34

>>748
Sounds like a misattribution to me.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 02:10

>>753
Sounds like 4chan to me.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 02:33

Let's wind the clocks back a year. These tripcoders and channers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You see, a guy like me....

Look―listen. I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night: the Espeon. See, Espeon has shown the Internet your true colors, unfortunately. /jp/? That's just the beginning. And as for the anon's so-called "plan"? Espeon has no jurisdiction. It'll find him, and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and...

It's simple. We uh, kill the Espeon.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 03:46

part of the disease

757 Name: Tokiko!bRebfsVsjw : 1993-09-6918 05:20

It's true!!! Espeon made me a shitposter!!! *buries his head in >>755's shoulder* It's so hard.. I've been wondering what it was for all these years... but after reading your post, I sat down and thought long and hard about things for a long time....

When I was just about to turn 12 years old, my dad let me have some friends stay over in the Elitist Superstructure's party room. There's a swimming pool, cake, N64, you name it; everything a kid could want, the Awesome Partyroom of DQN had it all.

The party started out well enough. After friends received their security clearance and passed through checkpoints on the automated tram, guards would escort them to the space we had rented out. But my friends, they weren't worried or anxious about it at all; they thought the elaborate and extravagant air surrounding the Superstructure was just rad! I mean, come on! What boy DOESN'T love playing secret agents? Three friends of mine came by around 13:00. The last one didn't show up until about an hour later. I think his dad was having car problems or soemthing. Anyway, the night started out great. It was fun. We were just having a blast for a few hours.

The problems started just after 00:30, when bedtime came. (The Awesome Party room has a very strict bedtime policy, you see). I threw some water on the campfire and finished eating my smores as I watched the fire smolder out. Friend A and Friend B headed off for their tent together and Friend C had already been asleep for about an hour. (He must seem like a pretty lame guy to you, but he's really good. Has his heart in the right place.) But my point is, I was left all alone. I was just wiping smore residue from my lips onto my plaid jacket's sleeves when I figured I'd hit the little boy's room before passing out myself.

I shouted to my friends something about ``makin piss" as I walked away from where their tents were and headed through a door hidden behind a tree into the hallway. Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp... I passed door after door as I went deeper and deeper within the Elitist Superstructure. What secrets did it hide? It felt like I was walking deep within a dream... the hallway stretched longer and longer. The world seemed thousands of miles away. After what seemed like hours of walking (in reality, it must have been only about four or five minutes!) I finally arrived at the toilets.

This was a bad omen, something I should have picked up on.

Unbeknown to myself, that's where Espeon had been hiding.

Waiting. Lurking.

Praying.

No sooner did I open the door to the restroom than did h

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 09:36

>>757
That's not Tokikos trip.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 12:25

I no longer know how to talk to some person without making myself distant and cold feeling. I must seem like one real asshole.

760 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6918 12:46

Dear >>755,
If you wind the clocks back a year (1992?), you won't find anything you described. Tripcode users lived in peace with ( ˃ ヮ˂). And there weren't any active *channers around, because everyone tried to keep this place a secret. Everyone was happy.

And now there is you, a guy who tries to turn people against me. A guy who deliberately puts himself aside from tripcodes and chan-goers. One might make a logical mistake that you must be a true DQN*. But in reality, you are no better than an average *channer.

You are probably even worse, because your only contribution is a constant nagging and complaining. You should move this to your facebook page, it's better suited for this purpose.
Thank you in advance.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 16:44

>>760 you realise it was taken from that batman film?

the people complaining about you are right though, i'm not that bothered about the tripcode, it's that you just shit the place up. i remember when you first started posting with a tripcode, "i'll only do it for a little while" you said, but ever since, you've brought so much shitposting both from yourself and others pointing out what a douche you are (like this post)

go back and read shii's essay on why tripcode users suck balls

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 17:05

Ackackack

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 19:15

>>762
barbarbar
trapapap

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 21:24

Nineteen sixty nine, in the sunshine.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 00:53

Perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps it is unhealthy. It's not inconceivable.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 03:15

It would be nice if these pills didn't make me so sleepy. I think I'll stop taking them for a while.

767 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6919 03:48

I have the whole day to myself tomorrow. I wonder what I should do with it? I think I might ask for help with that scooter.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 04:03

The way dogs walk is very interesting, but I don't know how to describe it because I don't have knowledge of any vocabulary for that domain. It's the same with music, but at least I know that there is a vocabulary of music which I could learn if I wanted to. Maybe I could just start making up words.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 04:39

my heart is beating

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 05:28

Why does Google Translate let you use Esperanto but not Lojban?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 09:29

>>770 Google is clearly a part of the anti-lojban conspiracy.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 10:57

>>758
Who cares?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 12:41

>>768
Shakespeare, old buddy? Is that you?

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 19:21

>>765
Do whatever.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 20:25

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 22:50

Fuck Gradius

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 23:00

captcha getable

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 23:03

Perhaps the portal only opens with a blood offering.

(It's all in your head, all in your head...)

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 00:23

>>776 and Parodius, and Lifeforce, and Quarth

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 01:39

>>778 killer7

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 06:42

penis. penis. penis. penis. penis?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 17:08

>>781
For some reason I read this in my head in a very particular way. Is it from something?

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 00:50

Yuru Yuri is so delightfully heartwarming.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 01:15

>>782 It must be from somewhere. I don't believe in originality so since I thought of it, I must've been exposed to something similar previously. It might've been Mozart's music.

I think that it has a very usual rhythm.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 05:08

>>778
Yeah, I've heard this somewhere before. Dunno where though.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 06:19

The trick to catching a crayfish is to pin the rear abdomen and then use the opportunity to control both the arms

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 08:46

falling asleep.... have to... fight it.... haven't...... brushed....... yet..........

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 09:50

DXM DXM DXM DXM makes all my thoughts WhoaaAAA

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 12:32

Give me my miso soup already, woman. I have important things to do today.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 13:24

Nervous! Meeting up with a girl this afternoon!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 17:27

>>792
Hello Andrew.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 19:09

ITT we are all Andrew.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 23:56

Willow, willow!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 00:36

Everyday pon
Every time is pon

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 01:41

I'll see you on the other side, my love.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 12:07

I am Andrew. Legally. I do not identify with the name though.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 14:44

I am unhappy.

798 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6922 15:29

>>797
Make something simple and small. Try a papercraft maybe?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 16:31

>>798

>Make something simple and small.

He could make your penis.

Sign off this sick burn with an awesome GET, >>800!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 17:36

>>799
逝ってよし

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 17:45

I really should post on the other boards as well

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:20

>>801
I would recommend it, but you won't get a reply for weeks, maybe months.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:44

Yesterday was so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:54

魔法少女になりたい。

805 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6922 23:56

I can't do anything sensible in MilkyTracker.

Maybe I should Esperanto and write a short story instead.

Maybe I should learn Volapük, probably old farts will make me the Cifal eventually.

I bet Volapük society is much more secretive and influential than any all that freelluminati bullcrap. Not like some (>>761) DQN losers!

806 Name: 2munch4u!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6923 00:13

You should stop, >>761. You had too much DQN. In fact, so much that you turned into an old geezer who stands on the way of the progress.
There is no old DQN. DQN is happening right here, right now.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 01:05

I'm taking screencaps of my darling waifu while drinking green tea. I'm really enjoying myself.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 12:16

Shii isn't relevant

809 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6923 12:38

New posts on the anime board haaaaaaa

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 13:51

Shii wrote an essay on tripcodes?

His page on anonymous boards is one of the few things I agree with, as long as I mentally disconnect it from Shii.

Anonymous-san wrote a much better article on anonymity, anyway.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 15:15

>>810
He didn't.

I kind of like using a tripcode on boards. I wish that there weren't such a negative stigma attached to using them, because it makes it so that the only tripcode users are big idiots like our friend >>806

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 16:05

>>811
If you mean using it as a consistent, opt-in identity when you aren't already a person that matters, or it's simply irrelevant, then I'm glad that stigma exists.

Seriously, why people would want an identity like that is beyond me. Also, there are sites like Slashdot and Reddit that reward exactly that sort of behaviour with points. I don't get why you wouldn't go there instead.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 18:12

I miss Saitama News threads

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 19:52

>>806
fyi we're ignoring you~
it usually works.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 03:56

Sleep...sleep...sleep.

But I don't want to!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 09:43

The tree I was talking to told me "Go and see her already; you're losing your mind."

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 11:50

And then the DQN which was full of a bottle of 2012 de martino, and then he pitched the Wisconsin television, and nuns and pimps stole their creativity from the envelope. The satisfying creation of capillary writings walled the threesome in which dicks indulged multiple holes which had no human form besides the rubbery physics-true cellulite of money. A global network charged a creative battery and chicken, sunscreen orders grounding 8-bit mtion capture.

We wished the five gestalt television.

Happy.

Position my poles.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:29

>>813
I sort of do as well.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:38

Tripcodes are fine if you only use them when and where they are warranted. People that post with them all the time for no reason at all are obnoxious.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 14:16

I can't wrap my head around it, which is good

821 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6924 19:50

Seems like a heavy workload.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 04:51

Ow ow ow

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 12:16

The question and demand threads are kind of like internet truth or dare, respectively.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 13:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFAd4YdQks
And so person after person passed the couple by and did nothing. Slowly, the crazy woman beat the guy to death.
One non-threatening, girly punch at a time.
In his last moments, in between increasingly long periods of unconsciousness, the man thought, "why didn't any of these people offer to help me?"
Little did he know he had been spared a fate much worse than death: the eternal shame of having accepted help against an aggressor with two X chromosomes.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 12:09

I want to dress up as Konata dressed as Haruhi dressed in a bunny suit. Metacosplay.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 13:49

>>825
But are you a bad enough dude to do it while in-character as Aya Hirano?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 15:19

I'M GOING TO VOMIT ON EVERYTHING
I'M GOING TO VOMIT INTO YOUR FACE

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:38

Has anyone compiled the DQN short novel threads into a single file yet?

It'd be kind of fun to read it without the post headers interrupting the flow.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:58

>>828
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/DQN_Short_Novel

In other news, I just killed Satan.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 22:37

Women are filth!

I'm not going to talk with them anymore!

They lie and pretend and cheat!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 22:59

>>829 are we still recording the parts? i forgot which parts I said I would read

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 23:39

I tried that Aerobiz Supersonic SNES rom but it wasn't really my kind of thing, not too big on those management sim kinda games

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 01:06

I wish I had a pet rock.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:52

What is the earliest recommended age to make your child internalize the Kantian categorical imperative?

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 14:43

>>829 Thanks for that!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 16:01

>>831
I don't think so, really.

>>835
For killing Satan, you mean? You're welcome.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 17:38

So no, she wasn't mad at me. Or she kind of was. It was just one personality of hers that didn't like me.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 20:24

Gypsum doctrine down below.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 21:24

Anime aimed at children is much more enjoyable than anime aimed at adults.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 21:49

>>839
Or perhaps you just got them confused.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 00:17

>>839
It isn't necessarily one or the other, is it?

Perhaps you are familiar with the Jay Ward animation studio, in the US in the 1960s. Or maybe you know it by its productions: Rocky & Bullwinkle, Roger Ramjet, George of the Jungle. In each of those, the production quality of the animation was rather crude, but the writing was snarky and sarcastic, self-aware and very much postmodern. Most of the jokes were written for the adults who, in those long-ago days, watched television with their children; the current practice of using the idiot box as an electric babysitter came about later.

tl;dr it's entirely possible for entertainment intended principally for an audience of children to contain material written to amuse their parents as well.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 00:24

urine aimed at children is much more enjoyable than urine amed at adults.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 03:57

The Vietnamese have strange notions

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 15:09

I'm fucking sick!!

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 21:21

I keep getting extremely drunk so I can fulfil the last demand in the demanding from the next poster thread, but I get so drunk that I forget about it.

Can someone else do it for me?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 22:05

>>845
You've gotten extremely drunk and posted afterwards, so I suppose that you have technically fulfilled the demand. If you want to do it properly, you should try leaving yourself a note or something like that.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 00:29

Aaaaaaaaaaaah perfect.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 00:37

57 scenes clear!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 01:45

Itch itch itch

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