I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!
I no longer know how to talk to some person without making myself distant and cold feeling. I must seem like one real asshole.
Dear >>755,
If you wind the clocks back a year (1992?), you won't find anything you described. Tripcode users lived in peace with ( ˃ ヮ˂). And there weren't any active *channers around, because everyone tried to keep this place a secret. Everyone was happy.
And now there is you, a guy who tries to turn people against me. A guy who deliberately puts himself aside from tripcodes and chan-goers. One might make a logical mistake that you must be a true DQN*. But in reality, you are no better than an average *channer.
You are probably even worse, because your only contribution is a constant nagging and complaining. You should move this to your facebook page, it's better suited for this purpose.
Thank you in advance.
>>760 you realise it was taken from that batman film?
the people complaining about you are right though, i'm not that bothered about the tripcode, it's that you just shit the place up. i remember when you first started posting with a tripcode, "i'll only do it for a little while" you said, but ever since, you've brought so much shitposting both from yourself and others pointing out what a douche you are (like this post)
go back and read shii's essay on why tripcode users suck balls
Ackackack
Nineteen sixty nine, in the sunshine.
Perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps it is unhealthy. It's not inconceivable.
It would be nice if these pills didn't make me so sleepy. I think I'll stop taking them for a while.
I have the whole day to myself tomorrow. I wonder what I should do with it? I think I might ask for help with that scooter.
The way dogs walk is very interesting, but I don't know how to describe it because I don't have knowledge of any vocabulary for that domain. It's the same with music, but at least I know that there is a vocabulary of music which I could learn if I wanted to. Maybe I could just start making up words.
my heart is beating
Why does Google Translate let you use Esperanto but not Lojban?
>>770 Google is clearly a part of the anti-lojban conspiracy.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Fuck Gradius
captcha getable
Perhaps the portal only opens with a blood offering.
(It's all in your head, all in your head...)
penis. penis. penis. penis. penis?
>>781
For some reason I read this in my head in a very particular way. Is it from something?
Yuru Yuri is so delightfully heartwarming.
>>782 It must be from somewhere. I don't believe in originality so since I thought of it, I must've been exposed to something similar previously. It might've been Mozart's music.
I think that it has a very usual rhythm.
>>778
Yeah, I've heard this somewhere before. Dunno where though.
The trick to catching a crayfish is to pin the rear abdomen and then use the opportunity to control both the arms
falling asleep.... have to... fight it.... haven't...... brushed....... yet..........
DXM DXM DXM DXM makes all my thoughts WhoaaAAA
Give me my miso soup already, woman. I have important things to do today.
Nervous! Meeting up with a girl this afternoon!
ITT we are all Andrew.
Willow, willow!
Everyday pon
Every time is pon
I'll see you on the other side, my love.
I am Andrew. Legally. I do not identify with the name though.
I am unhappy.
>>797
Make something simple and small. Try a papercraft maybe?
I really should post on the other boards as well
>>801
I would recommend it, but you won't get a reply for weeks, maybe months.
Yesterday was so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
魔法少女になりたい。
I can't do anything sensible in MilkyTracker.
Maybe I should Esperanto and write a short story instead.
Maybe I should learn Volapük, probably old farts will make me the Cifal eventually.
I bet Volapük society is much more secretive and influential than any all that freelluminati bullcrap. Not like some (>>761) DQN losers!
You should stop, >>761. You had too much DQN. In fact, so much that you turned into an old geezer who stands on the way of the progress.
There is no old DQN. DQN is happening right here, right now.
I'm taking screencaps of my darling waifu while drinking green tea. I'm really enjoying myself.
Shii isn't relevant
New posts on the anime board haaaaaaa
Shii wrote an essay on tripcodes?
His page on anonymous boards is one of the few things I agree with, as long as I mentally disconnect it from Shii.
Anonymous-san wrote a much better article on anonymity, anyway.
>>811
If you mean using it as a consistent, opt-in identity when you aren't already a person that matters, or it's simply irrelevant, then I'm glad that stigma exists.
Seriously, why people would want an identity like that is beyond me. Also, there are sites like Slashdot and Reddit that reward exactly that sort of behaviour with points. I don't get why you wouldn't go there instead.
I miss Saitama News threads
Sleep...sleep...sleep.
But I don't want to!
The tree I was talking to told me "Go and see her already; you're losing your mind."
And then the DQN which was full of a bottle of 2012 de martino, and then he pitched the Wisconsin television, and nuns and pimps stole their creativity from the envelope. The satisfying creation of capillary writings walled the threesome in which dicks indulged multiple holes which had no human form besides the rubbery physics-true cellulite of money. A global network charged a creative battery and chicken, sunscreen orders grounding 8-bit mtion capture.
We wished the five gestalt television.
Happy.
Position my poles.
Tripcodes are fine if you only use them when and where they are warranted. People that post with them all the time for no reason at all are obnoxious.
I can't wrap my head around it, which is good
Seems like a heavy workload.
Ow ow ow
The question and demand threads are kind of like internet truth or dare, respectively.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFAd4YdQks
And so person after person passed the couple by and did nothing. Slowly, the crazy woman beat the guy to death.
One non-threatening, girly punch at a time.
In his last moments, in between increasingly long periods of unconsciousness, the man thought, "why didn't any of these people offer to help me?"
Little did he know he had been spared a fate much worse than death: the eternal shame of having accepted help against an aggressor with two X chromosomes.
I want to dress up as Konata dressed as Haruhi dressed in a bunny suit. Metacosplay.
>>825
But are you a bad enough dude to do it while in-character as Aya Hirano?
I'M GOING TO VOMIT ON EVERYTHING
I'M GOING TO VOMIT INTO YOUR FACE
>>828
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/DQN_Short_Novel
In other news, I just killed Satan.
Women are filth!
I'm not going to talk with them anymore!
They lie and pretend and cheat!
>>829 are we still recording the parts? i forgot which parts I said I would read
I tried that Aerobiz Supersonic SNES rom but it wasn't really my kind of thing, not too big on those management sim kinda games
I wish I had a pet rock.
What is the earliest recommended age to make your child internalize the Kantian categorical imperative?
So no, she wasn't mad at me. Or she kind of was. It was just one personality of hers that didn't like me.
Gypsum doctrine down below.
Anime aimed at children is much more enjoyable than anime aimed at adults.
>>839
It isn't necessarily one or the other, is it?
Perhaps you are familiar with the Jay Ward animation studio, in the US in the 1960s. Or maybe you know it by its productions: Rocky & Bullwinkle, Roger Ramjet, George of the Jungle. In each of those, the production quality of the animation was rather crude, but the writing was snarky and sarcastic, self-aware and very much postmodern. Most of the jokes were written for the adults who, in those long-ago days, watched television with their children; the current practice of using the idiot box as an electric babysitter came about later.
tl;dr it's entirely possible for entertainment intended principally for an audience of children to contain material written to amuse their parents as well.
urine aimed at children is much more enjoyable than urine amed at adults.
The Vietnamese have strange notions
I'm fucking sick!!
>>845
You've gotten extremely drunk and posted afterwards, so I suppose that you have technically fulfilled the demand. If you want to do it properly, you should try leaving yourself a note or something like that.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah perfect.
57 scenes clear!
Itch itch itch
Did Squeeks die in 2007?
Semicolons suck
Bitchin cloud formations.
I don't get the point of seeing a psychologist, but I may as well continue