He always forgets to refill my glass.
I heard he once yelled at a dog so loudly that the dog became traumatized.
>>73 once made highly distasteful jokes in the presence of my grandmother.
>>73 once farted right in my face while I was sleeping. I avenged this, though.
When >>73 took a piss at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the floor.
When >>73 took a shit at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the ceiling.
>>73 only comes to work on payday to fill out fake hours on his timecard.
>>26 Smokes cigarettes in no smoking sections and throws the butts on the ground.
>>73 is like a caricature of everything that's wrong with Western society.
>>73 doesn't speak Japanese, but if he did he'd probably refer to himself as 俺様.
I saw >>73 in a library the other day. He was talking loudly on his phone about his (no doubt grossly exagerrated or outright untrue) sexual accomplishments.
>>73 didn't flush the toilet after taking a huge diarrhoea dump.
>>73 drove by as I was walking down the street on a rainy day and splashed me.
When in the supermarket, >>73 deliberately combines his purchases so that the total price ends in .01, and then pays with the highest denomination banknotes he has.
When >>73 reviews a movie, he never gives us a spoiler alert before revealing the ending of the film.
Also, he grossly overrates the crappy movies.
>>73 coded a virus that replaces all words in spell-checker dictionaries with childish misspellings and profanities.
>>73 Doesn't ask dinner guests if they have any allergies prior to deciding apn a recipe.
According to my research, >>73 is the only reason humans aren't born with jetpacks.
You know what, maybe we were a bit too harsh with >>73. He's not such a bad guy.
It's hard to admit, bu I kinda miss >>73. He wasn't, well, the fairest man around, but everything he did was just for fun...
I wish I wasn't so harsh on judging him...
>>187 drove the AVGN to invent a new word to express his rage.
>>187 trolled me to tears last night and then published my info for the entire internet to see.
>>187 Pretends to be a doctor so he can feel up children's genitals
>>187 is the demonic Humpty Dumpty from that old Kinder Surprise advert.
>>187 draws scat hentai of Ranger Right and Goofus & Gallant.
( ﾟ⌒ﾟ) I meant "Ranger Rick" and clicked reply before proofreading.
>>187 obnoxiously points out people's mistakes, but gets defensive when people point out his.
>>187 makes fun of kindergarten children in subtle ways so that they don't know they are being made fun of.
>>187 Only drives his car when he has a cell phone in his hand.
>>187 spoils youtube videos by quoting the best part and getting top comment.
>>187 is one of those guys who downvotes the top comment anyway.
>>187 goes into elevators and spreads poop on all the buttons except those for his floor and the ground floor.
>>187 pulls off all of the paper towels off the paper towel dispenser at public restrooms.
>>187 sells addictive drugs and gives free samples to children
>>187 masturbates in the stalls in public restrooms while other people are in the room
>>187 reaches for your french fries, right after he scratches his bum.
>>187 Steals venomous snakes from zoos and releases them where they will bite unsuspecting people.
>>187 shoves children who wander away from their parents in the grocery store
>>187 Works for the environmental safety department at BP oil.
>>187 steals toilet paper from frequently used public toilet stalls.
>>187 spreads venereal diseases to party members of both sexes.
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's >>187 on a undercover cop
>>187 threw a pie at Bill Gates and advised Steve Jobs to cure his cancer with alternative medicine.
>>187 doesn't tell people if they have something in their face.
>>187 eats a diet specially engineered to produce the loudest, smelliest farts, and lets them loose in public.
>>187 doesn't work in any fast food chain but he spits on people's hamburgers anyway.
>>187 Is a Bible-thumping church man that induces paranoia, schizophrenia, and PTSD on children, and gives them sexual problems that last their entire life.
>>187 got his business bailed by the government out so that he can make a fortune every year while giving nothing but crap to everyone else.
>>187 funds propaganda on the supposed benefits of mutilating small children's genitals.
>>187 Lobbies for war machine corporations in the USA so that the US government enters wars that it shouldn't.
>>187 exploits tragic events to further his political agenda.
After >>187 does drugs, he leaves his disease infested drug needles on the beach, so some barefoot person could easily step on them.
COME BACK HERE YOU FUCK!
>>219 perpetually elongates threads so they never reach a satisfying conclusion.
>>219 allowed a Chinese child to be repeatedly run over in the streets.
>>219 puts kool aid powder in hazardous liquids and gives it to children
>>219 uses your cotton buds to clean his ears then puts the dirty ones back in the pack.
>>219 bought a telescope not to gaze at the stars, but to gaze at attractive women through the window.
>>219 perfected a formula for artificially creating a realistic poop odor and sold it to terrorists.
>>219 broke his friends mums vase by kicking a soccer ball at it and didn't even apologize.
>>219 calls cabs to bad areas from the safety of his own home
>>219 Produces movies that are 3 hours long, but only 2 minutes of the movie are exciting to watch.
>>219 produces highly popular 15+ minutes long youtube videos which are only mildly amusing at best.
>>219 posts ban-worthy things in threads on the last few pages with sage, so that nobody sees the posts.
>>219 replaced the site you were looking for with a spammy search page.
>>219 commissioned an Indian call-center to do a mass survey during night.
>>219 ejaculated in a mayonnaise jar and watched someone put his semen on food and eat it.
>>219 released a box of bugs inside a restaurant on health inspection say
>>219 catches angry venomous snakes and releases them on elementary school playgrounds.
>>219 reported the CP on sovietrussia to the hosting provider instead of letting the mods handle it>
>>219 sends anonymous threatening messages to his parents who did nothing but support him through life
>>333 deliberately tampers with scientific equipment in order to waste people's time and give nonsensical results.
>>333 is one of those unfavourable fellows who brags about his "mad trips".
>>333 uses chemicals that were made illegal many years ago because the harm caused to humans and animals were well documented.
One of >>333's hobbies is trying to slip as many bodily fluids as possible into food that is to be eaten by others. His record is six different bodily fluids in a single dish.
>333 wears boots with deep treads so he can leak melted snow on peoples' floors.
>>333 deliberately orders extra sauce just to piss off the Yoshinoya veterans.
>>333 pours oil on the ground so that people slip and fall. As the oil drains, it then damages the environment.
>>333 reverses the polarity of DC motors. The last time he did that, my vacuum went from suck to blow and covered my room with dust.
>>333 gives absurd names to his variables and functions and never documents what the hell they're supposed to do. He works at Microsoft.
>>333 Makes toilet paper that falls apart while wiping ass, making things worse than using no TP at all.
>333 is.
>>333 Refills medical oxygen bottles with chemical warfare gasses.
>>333 puts gherkins in your burgers, even when you ask him not to.
>>333 Digs holes in the ground, fills those holes with spikes, and then covers the hole with easily broken materials.
>>333 believes that people should serve order instead of the other way around!
>>333 Uses more than his fair share of toilet paper, leaving the next person with nothing.
>>333 doesn't even use toilet paper and walks around with a grimy asshole all day because he thinks it feels nice.
>>>333 is really bad at limericks but constantly writes and recites them anyway.
>>333 hides racist comments in the source code of his programs.
>>333 made a compiler which preserves comments and embarrassed many.
>>333 steals toys from children, then sells them back at extortionate prices.
>>333 treats other peoples CDs, DVDs, and Blu-rays like free AOL trial discs.
>>333 once threw a little girl into oncoming traffic and laughed as she died
When >>333 works on his cars, he leaves his junk parts, used antifreeze, and oil all over the place. His cars are gas guzzlers that pre-date smog tests.
>>333 blasts loud music out his windows and lets his front garden get in a disgraceful mess of weeds an rubbish, bringing down the appearance of his whole street
>>333 deliberately says "axk" in an exaggerated fashion when talking to black people, regardless of their accent.
Every house >>333 builds is just like one of those houses on the TV show "Holmes on Homes."
>>333 is building a giant cannon shaped like a penis to blow up his neighbors.
>>333 teaches Mexicans vulgar words under the guise of greetings.
>>333 Is a master of the kancho and teaches others how to master it.
>>333 is took a girl out for a nice steak dinner and then never called her again.
>>333 fixes up cars for a used car lot, but only up to the point where they'll run long enough to make it through a few test drives.
>>333 Bribed the police and court of his city so he can commit any crime and get away with it.
>>333 takes a battery powered hair dryer around with him to melt children's ice cream
>>332 has filed an official complaint about his neighbor to the town council.
>>334 Was forced to clean up a giant mess and everybody knows who left it behind.
>>333 is not sorry about making the giant mess. In fact, he feels a sort of sick pride in it.
>>333 is an 86-year-old Catholic priest who likes to bugger small boys up the bum.
>>333 is trying to run a monopoly on 3s so he can charge 5 for them, inflating the value and causing economic troubles.
>>333 Has a company that produces junk mail. Trees die for no good reason because of this.
>>333 farts in my dutch oven when I'm cooking food for the week.
>>333 stores hazardous chemicals in Gatorade bottles, and gives them away as free drinks to the very thristy.
>>333 joined the environmentalist movement specifically so he could shit on successful people.
>>333 Makes products that are advertised as good for the environment, and convinces certain news outlets that his stuff is good for the environment, but it actually hurts the environment badly.
>>333 Knows how to place a spy camera to record things illegally and never get caught.
>>333 intentionally does a terrible job cleaning so he won't be asked to clean again.
Guys, shut up already! He can hear us!
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>>420 smokes weed every day and teaches young people that it's a
right thing to do.
All products built by >>420 have been hastily engineered by an understaffed and underpaid engineering department. Both engineer and customer get screwed.
>>420 takes two hour long videos of himself masturbating and disguises them as popular film torrents.
I sure hope I'm not giving Cary Sherman any ideas.
>>420 knows we can't get 400 DQNcoins in time and just wanted an excuse to kill someone.
>>420 already has more DQNcoins than he would ever need due to his illegal business.
>>420 forces his employees to work in slave-like conditions, so he has more DQNcoins than he knows what to do with
When >>420 uploads a video to youtube, it isn't good, but the title and preview pic look incredible.
>>420 mixes a few real DQNcoins in with the fake DQNcoins in order to spread mistrust and devalue the DQNconomy.
>>420 owns a video game company where he buys the rights to films and produces games that are like LJN NES games.
Then he buys the rights to well loved video game characters and creates the equivalent of Zedla CD-I.
>>420 searches people's medical records for allergens and then exposes those people to such allergens.
>>420 breaks into pharmacies and secretly replaces the anti-insomnia pills with caffeine pills. That isn't the first time he made people take the wrong pills for their diseases.
>>420 takes syringes of bad stuff into grocery stores and injects various produce with it
>>420 pees into glass bottles, markets them as speciality wine and sells them online for sixty dollars each.
>>420 Became the boss of his company because he inherited wealth, committed trickery, and took credit for the achievements of someone else. Now he has those real motivational posters in his office that tell everyone how honesty and hard work bring success. He also has a bunch of books that are basically thousands of BS motivational sayings in paperback.
>>420 goes to children's hospitals and puts smelly stuff in hard to find places.
>>420 is a butt, an unfair butt who takes pride in knowing that he won unfairly.
>>420 writes the worst poetry in the universe and interrupts TV broadcasts just to read it.
>>420 is the reason my mum asks, "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
>>420 Makes tiny cuts in high pressure hydraulic hoses, so they explode at full pressure, killing people with burning hot oil.
>>420 disguises flamethrowers as boy's toy guns and girl's magic wands.
>>420 tattoos rude words and phalli onto people's faces while they're asleep.
>>420 permanently ruins public toilet stalls by etching rude words and phalli into the walls, ceiling, toilet paper dispenser, sink, mirror, and garbage can. He then throws things in the urinals that will not flush.
>>420 Experiments with EMP bombs near airport control towers.
>>420 writes user manuals that make no sense and are wrong more than half of the time. Don't bother calling the phone numbers in the manual, otherwise you will talk to a computer that also makes no sense, or you will talk to someone in India that also makes no sense.
He then uses his lawyers to prosecute anyone who shares info on how to make things work.
>>420 patents software that he didn't invent and sues anyone using it.
Every time you install a piece of software from >>420 you end up with a bunch of crappy trialware that is nearly impossible to delete without deleting something that you actually want to keep.
>>420 created a virus that locks your discs from being read and marketed it as a DRM scheme.
>>420 shakes up soda cans and beer cans so that when someone opens a refreshing drink, half of it sprays in somebody's face.
>>420 finds a way to avoid paying child support for those babies
>>420 keeps asking "HOW IS BABBY FORMED?" even though he knows the answer.
>>420 promised a quality entertainment for 10 US Dollar but never delivered.
>>420 sends forged IDs by mail and reports recipients to authorities.
>>420 force feeds contaminated bacon to innocent Jewish children.
>>420 bullies little girls by luring them to abandoned buildings, tying them up, and slapping their faces with his penis repeatedly
>>420 Sneaks into central banks and sets the money printing machines into hyperdrive, causing massive inflation.
>>420's family secretly controls the central bank in your country
>>420 Takes great 2D video games and makes terrible 3D sequels of them.
>>420 hides pressure sensitive explosives inside soccer balls.
>>420 Insults people with handicaps. Yesterday he met a man with only one hand. He then recited the whole "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" story.
>>420 secretly replaces toy lasers with extremely powerful lasers, resulting in children lighting themselves on fire.
>>420 writes offensive messages about unfathomably weak people on the Internet.
>>420 Agreed to a contract that keeps "The Simpsons" on air for another season.
>>420 has created more big pyramid schemes than Egypt has pyramids.
>>420 is a jerk and an asshole, and I don't have to explain why, it's obvious.
>>666 sells voodoo instructional videos that make users curse themselves.
>>666 Builds guns that shoot 180 degrees in the wrong direction.
>>666 is the guy Randall Munroe based his Black Hat character on.
>>666 casts dork spells on passers-by and turns them into clowns.
>>666 Is a shapeshifter who uses his powers to frame others for his crimes.
>>666 convinced Kyoto Animation to make the Endless Eight arc so long.
>>666 puts subliminal messages in anti-smoking messages that convince people to smoke.
>>666 builds lighting equipment that is only used to give people epileptic seizures.
>>666 Connected a urinal to the electrified third rail of a subway train.
>>666 put a live skunk in a microwave and nuked it for 15 minutes.
>>666 is literally the devil
and hitler
literally hitler
literally.
>>666 starts flame wars about the correct usage of words, so that we can no longer use them correctly or incorrectly ever again.
>>666 alters the pH balance of pools so severely, that anybody who jumps in the pool gets burned to death instantly.
>>666 Takes great foreign films, translates things poorly, edits things out when it isn't necessary, changes the story, and uses voice actors that sound like nails on a chalkboard.
>>666 is in your driveway. Now he's in your home. You don't know how he got inside. From the kitchen you hear a series of slight metallic clatters - but you're too afraid to confront the intruder. It stops all at once and you hear the front door open, close, then lock tight. You don't know why he's got an extra set of your keys.
You eventually gather enough courage to venture into the hallway, then the kitchen. All at once you're stuck with the calamity of it - cabinets opened, drawers hanging. Every cooking implement you own is scattered on the floor, the counter and stove. He's actually done it. >>666 has made a complete mess of your pots and pans.
>>666 Makes electrical terminals that are worse than the terminals on a front loading NES console.
>>666 killed Frank Herbert before he could finish the Dune saga so we'd have to suffer his son's shitty continuations.
>>666 infects people with depression caused by chemical imbalance, and then reads motivational bullshit, causing depression to double.
>>666 freezes people with liquid nitrogen, then shatters them.
>>666 creates suppositories that swell up 10x when inserted, making constipation worse.
>>666 spammed "the cake is a lie" everywhere when it wasn't all that funny to begin with.
>>666 learned how the Catholic church covered up pedophilia, and uses that secret so he too can get away with it.
>>666 learned how Judaism made mutilating children's genitals a venerable religious tradition so that he could do that too.
>>666 abbreviates to TS, which can also stand for THE SATAN!
>>>666 Delays the release of highly anticipated videogames and only lets half baked final products that should have been deleted in beta out.
>>666 Creates sequels to good games that are far inferior to the previous version or versions.
>>666 names shitty remakes with the exact same name as the original to sow chaos and confusion.
>>666 owns the world's largest tax-free candy stockpile, but he won't let you have any.
>>666 Disguises emergency flares for ships as birthday cake candles.
>>666 starts wars in africa as a ploy to toughen up the child soldiers in order to sell them to Academi after the weak ones have all been killed.
Once those soldier babies are no longer able to fight, >>666 forces them to work in his diamond mine.
>>841 It seems to be Space Harrier with different sprites? So I guess I have tried it, in the last year actually, on that Megadrive Collection for PS3. But thanks though, anything else you'd like to recommend?
>>666 hypnotizes people and makes them post replies in the wrong thread.
>>666 Disguises laxatives as anti-diarrhea pills, making his victims crap their pants twice as often.
>>666 collects the crap-pants to make into a stinky ball of mess to shoot from a catapult as a bioweapon.
>>666 breeds hornet queens and makes them colonize your neighborhood.
>>666 breeds drag queens and makes them colonize your neighborhood.
>>666 Invented a tobacco plant that costs half as much to grow and contains twice the nicotine as regular tobacco plants.
>>666 farts near fat people in crowded areas leading everyone to believe the fat
person farted
>>666 Created a fake sound princess that simulates the user taking a loud and enormous crap. It does the same during a courtesy flush.
Is >>511 in this thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1276603787/
>>666 thinks graphic videos depicting the murders of innocent children are funny.
When >>666 has diarrhea, he points his anus towards a wall, and creates a massive diarrhea stain.
When >>666 discovered the number of harmful things genetic engineering might create, he paid genetic engineers the highest wage to create such things.
>>>666 takes good games and ports them incorrectly to other systems.
>>666 leads people by example... in donations to false charity organisations.
>>666 unzips his pants and exposes his genitalia in public when waiting in long lines.
>>666 then attempts to insert said genetalia into the person in front of him in the line.
>>666 will steal your marijuana, smoke it, and spill the bong water all over the floor.
>>666 recruited >1-665 into a pyramid scheme, made millions of dollars, and flew to Panama after the whole thing collapsed.
>>666 Makes a fortune by owning a subsidized farm that makes bad food, but the laborers are dirt poor.
>>666 kicked a person's anus so hard that that person just fell down to that person's knees, let a long loud fart out and died.
>>666 Gets away with doing terrible things to little kids with his Santa Claus costume.
>>666 disobeys law-of-the-land fishing rights in Maine's costal waters, thereby collecting all the lobsters and selling them all at a discount.
>>666 seems like cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything
>>666 is mind-numbingly obnoxious, but knows it's everyone else's fault for finding him obnoxious.
>>666 Loosens screws in valuable machinery, causing things to fall apart at the worst time.
<#｀Д´ > >>666 Destroyed the kimchi cabbage crop and caused the internet to get disconnected during really good Starcraft battles!
>>666 is just distasteful in general, i can't put my finger on it, but it has nothing to do with his awful foot odor, which is still very bad don't get me wrong.
>>666 flooded an airport control tower with laughing gas so that nobody could tell the pilots what to do, resulting in numerous plane crashes.
>>666 took the people on the internet who fight against spam, viruses, and CP, imprisoned them, and forced them to destroy Bob's Army that opposes Google Plus.
>>666 posted spam, viruses, and CP to his heart's content while those people were imprisoned.
>>666 started the fire that was always burning since the world's been turning.
>>666 doesn't believe that the time has come to say fair's fair.
>>666 takes urinal mints, breaks them up, and sells them as breath freshening mints.
>>666 takes a shit and then doesn't wash his hands. Because he's evil.
>>666 makes the speakers and microphones for drive through restaurants.
>>666 Is responsible for making health food taste bad, and make junk food taste goog.
>>666 Is responsible for what Funimation did to Crayon Shin Chan.
>>666 compresses cigarette smoke and puts it in asthma inhalers, doubling the pain and risk of death by an asthma attack.
>>666 grows the most toxic mold spores in the world, then spreads them on any wet surface in a building.
>>666 still sends dogs to space fully aware that his booster design is faulty.
When >>666 meets someone with diabetes, he makes fun of them for having it, and then impersonates Wilford Brimley.
When >>666 trims his toenails and fingernails, he puts the clippings in your food.
>>666 reaches for your french fries... right after he scratches... HIS BUM.
>>666 will use you and throw you away like a crumpled up wad of kleenex.
>>666 jizzed on the kleenex and then put it back in the box for the next unsuspecting person.
>>666 sneezed without covering his mouth even thought he had a kleenex pack handy
>>666's ugly face makes vaginas look like things of aesthetic perfection
>>666 threatens people on-line and keeps them in fear for months.
>>666 turned Firefox from a poster child for successful Open Source into the bloated, crashing shitpig-express that it is today.
>>666 Makes software that forces an update every time you use it, and every time it gets updated, it takes up more memory for crap that isn't needed, and there are always new bugs. Old bugs aren't deleted.
>>666 sells "penis enlargement" pills that actually cause erectile dysfunction.
>>666 has the loudest speakers in the world. He puts on ear protection, then plays the most annoying sounds in the world.
>>666 is a landlord that makes sure your rental space is next to a shitty neighbor or even multiple shitty neighbors.
>>666 bought one share in moot's company-- one share-- and then showed up at his meeting, after anonymously calling him earlier that day and telling him to freeze the textboards. Well, you know what happened then.
>>666 destroys rare vintage video game cartridges on video for "comedy value".
>>666 hosts rare and valuable torrents up to 97% and then disconnects before anyone else gets a complete copy.
>>666 Creates a business trust, then finds a way to use existing business trust laws to stop his competitors.
>>666 is the college dean that makes a bunch of worthless classes a prerequisite to get an engineering degree, and works with other colleges to convince them to do the same thing. When >>666 heard of making minor changes to books every year, and mandating the use of those new books, >>666 quickly did the same.
When >>666 visits a poor country, he places valuable coins on the busiest railroad tracks, just waiting for the next poor person to be crushed by a train.
>>666 put poop into the machinery at the chocolate milk factory.
>>666 Discovered the secret to eternal youth then patented it so no one but him can achieve it.
>>666 invested heavily in bottled water companies and then poisoned the groundwater.
>>666 made a killing marketing animal feces as expensive gourmet coffee.
>>666 knows how destroy evidence against him and also knows how to frame people with the evidence that wasn't destroyed.
>>666 created a system which encourage stupid people to multiply like rabbits, and encourage smart people to chose to be childless.
After the big BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP promoted >>666 to oversee oil shale mining in Alberta, Canada.
>>666 sells mashed aborted chinese babies as premium anti-wrinkle cream on the US.
>>666 is like the cartoon character in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA4WAjsRnts
>>666 likes to go to muslim countries just to rape married women and get them stoned for adultery afterwards
When >>666 makes a movie, he puts 100% of all the exciting scenes in the trailer, and the rest of the movie is boring.
>>666 flushes things down public toilets to clog them on purpose.
>>666 breaks into people's domiciles and replaces all their record/CD/mp3 music collections with Phil Collins albums.
>>666 whispered "Hold back, you don't want to show too much Godzilla" into Gareth Edward's ear.
>666 never seeds and deletes his torrents as soon as they are finished downloading.
>>666 condemns good working units of vintage consoles and computers to be broken down for scrap.
>>666 is a sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker!
>>666 doesn't take off his huge backpack on the bus when he's left standing, so people can't pass through him
>>666 didn't kill JavaScript and Flash back when there was a chance.
>>666 doesn't have any plain text on his website, instead you have to download a huge PDF that takes up far too much computing power.
>>666 goes to the laundromat and puts so much detergent in the washing machine that the soap bubbles drive everyone out of that laundromat.
The only reason >>666 was ever on a winning sports team was because he put poison in the other team's Gatorade.
>>666 is that guy stealing all the local panties and not sharing.
>>666 hacks cell phone towers so that when the police department, firefighters, or paramedics are called, the signal gets interrupted.
Rumor has it that >>666 has also tricked people into consuming Mentos after drinking Diet Coke.
>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.
Interned at Kass, Shuler Law Firm for a year. Direct experience with scheduling litigations/court dates, file work (on and off the computer), and assitant work.
Specialties
Typing, blogging; Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, Word, Excel, Powerpoint.
>>666 invented dildos to trick helpless women into raping themselves.
You know, I heard >>666 does some pretty terrible things to cats.
>>666 steals pet rabbits from children and feeds them to his giant pet snake.
>>666 puts aphrodisiac drugs in Catholic priest's wine and infests their computers with CP.
>>666 knows how to disguise himself as any high ranking member of any religion.
>>666 replaces all the mirrors in anorexia clinics with concave ones.
>>666 blasts rotten-egg smelling farts whenever he enters an occupied room.
>>666's obnoxious, opinionated yelling about anything and everything is so loud, it must only be a few posts from here.
>>666 keeps standing behind you, and when you aren't looking he edges a little closer and you know he's going to do something really obnoxious in just a few posts
There is a rumor that Dos Equis used >>720's adventure stories to create TV commercials.
When >>720 changes his identity, he creates the coolest sounding names. That last time I saw his I.D. William McAllister Pendelton was his name.
>>720 is absolutely evil, though, and is solely responsible for the events of this THREAD.
I can't handle >>720's ambivalence.
It drains the paint right off the ceiling.
And yet, >>720 somehow owns a controlling share in my sole proprietorship. I'd love to know how he pulled that off.
>>720 goes to shareholders' meetings for corporations he owns no shares in and yells obscenities at the board of directors and farts.
>>720 isn't particularly vile, but somebody is responsible for all the misery and suffering of this world, isn't it?
When someone orders a cold drink from >>720, he puts hot pepper extract in that drink.
>>720 Gave Capcom the idea to make multiple revisions of Street Fighter II for the arcade machine and the SNES.
>>720 Decided to change the control scheme in Megaman 7, Megaman 8, and Megaman&Bass so that they don't feel like any of the 8-but Megaman games.
>>720 feels a strong sense of nostalgia for every single game he played in his childhood, regardless of if he actually enjoyed them at the time.
>>720 just has to lash out when somebody on the Internet is wrong. So, it is a fairly good chance that >>699,701,720 is jisakujien.
>>720 killed my cat just to make a bad pun. (No, I won't repeat it here.)
>>720 had failed his first ever driver's exam in India, but still got his licence.
>>720 listens to public radio but doesn't contribute when they have pledge drives. But he says he does.
>>720 made the old iPhone battery chargers obsolete and made sure all the new iPhone battery chargers cost $15 or more.
>>720 is fairly certain he didn't remove the viruses from your computer, and he's going to wait for you to pay him to remove them again.
When >>720 wants to conduct a science experiment, he puts that experimental substance into the municipal water supply. He observes the people of the city as he drinks premium bottled water.
>>720 disguised a gun as a cellphone, and convinced some teen girl to take a selfie.
>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold
>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.
If you spell a website's name incorrectly, >>777's domain parking company will redirect you to the worst porn on the internet.
>>777 De-activated the activated sludge at the wastewater treatment plant.
>>777 Attaches a self-destruct button to everything, and places it in a location where it gets pushed accidentally.
>>777 made Bane sound like a crappy Sean Connery impersonator.
>>777 applies extra strength Loctite to the threads of a fire hydrant.
>>777 has a consulting firm that helps other people to create a typical factory in China and a typical tech support line in India. That is why some of the previous assholes have such things.
>>777 drives a Dodge Viper, paid for by the money he didn't deserve to have.
>>777 artificially inseminates your small dogs with the semen of very large breeds.
>>777 sometimes forces the copulation between small and large dog breeds because he's into "size play".
>>777 hacks into your router to download stuff that is highly illegal.
>>777 pretends to be Mario by jumping on your pet turtle, then kicking it at you.
>>777 spams links to stuff that is highly illegal on your board every fucking day via proxy.
>>777 replaces children's bubble gum with nicotine gum to make them addicted to bubble gum.
>>777 doesn't love the entire game, only killing the trapped prisoners.
>>777 takes the water out of fire trucks, and replaces it with kerosene.
>>777 swears to God he brought Aeris back to life, and he'll tell you how to do it for 50 dollars.
>>777 is a war head who continuously foments strife between nations.
Kids are cruel, and >>777 is very in touch with his inner child.
>>777 walks around convenience stores poking holes in condom packages with a needle.
>>777 Has several more tips for women who want to get pregnant by men who don't want to impregnate them.
>>777 dropped my notebook when I wasn't looking and didn't tell me.
>>777 Makes the default windows background a picture of a hermaphrodite Rainbow Dash 69-ing Twilight Sparkle.
>>777 Called himself a veterinarian, but all he really did was plant grenades up cow asses.
>>777 thought very hard about how best to work the phrase "cow asses" into his postings.
>>777 hacks into everybody's 3d printers so that they only print dildos.
>>777 Mastered ways of making printer cartridges insanely expensive.
>>773 writes the scripts that make husbands look like idiots in sitcoms and commercials.
>>777's overwhelming body odor made me fuck up that last post.
>>842 drank the last of the milk but left the carton in the fridge.
>>776
Man I hope you get your head cut off you worthless nigger kike faggot. Get AIDS or get lost, no one likes you.
Am I going it right?
>>842, you hear that? that empty carton in the milk was the last straw!
captcha: ye
>>842 only thinks Android is better than iOS because A comes before I.
>>842 Has cysts all over his body, and pops them wherever he wants to.
>>842 created Habitat Against Humanity, an organization that destroys people's houses for no reason and then runs away so they can't get sued.
>>842 heads the Make A Death Wish Foundation, encouraging innocent young kids to kill themselves.
>>842 disguises passive aggressive rants against his school bully as on-topic posts.
>>842 Created a chatbot and virus that seeks out video game discussions, then acts like an SJW.
My best friend can't do anything with his computer because the virus stole 99% of his bandwidth. It all started when he said he wanted to have sex with Chun Li.
When >>842 was at college, he went to the cafeteria early every morning and put his balls on every food item possible.
>>842 hacked all the computers at enema bulb factories. The enema bulbs are all filled with super glue and habenero sauce.
>>817 reseeds dead torrents, but at a rate of 0.5kbps and deletes them again at 93% complete.
>>842 adds bugs to bittorrent software, and removes the bug free versions from the internet.
>>817 is barred from entering 3 US states, and one Canadian province.
>>817 and >>842 are both wanted by the ICC and 15 countries for starting a cult, training them as an army, taking it to a central African country, starting three civil wars with their cult army, getting their cult members to sign wills leaving everything to them and then sinking a boat with all of them on it (they escaped on the only lifeboat)
... he's behind me, isn't he
These accusations are outrageous! Where's your proof? I'll sue you goyim for every penny!
>>842 eats whatever unhealthy food he wants, then gets the fat liposuctioned out. Later, he goes on shaming fat people and telling everyone they need to grow some willpower.
>>817
Think of the six million! How could you forget the 6 trillion?
Nobody knows if >>842 is drunk or not because he is such a horrible driver.
>>842 spends all his time thinking about, drawing, editing, and posting pictures of frogs.
>>842 genetically engineered a skunk/cobra hybrid that sprays venom.
>>842 drives his huge diesel RV everywhere. He bypassed all the smog devices, and likes doing that "rolling coal" bullshit.
Don't get me wrong here, I'm really not one to gossip behind others backs, but >>842 is really creepy. I saw him the other day and his facial expression gave me the shivers.
>>842 empties the septic tank of the RV in the middle of the street.
>>842 is a sniggering, niggardly blackguard who enjoys arguing over niggling matters.
>>842 has registered the toll-free phone number 1-800-NIGGA-PLS and if you call that number, he will mock you.
>>842 forces people to take drugs, just so he can see them suffer from drug withdrawal.
Go on without me, I will distract >>842 while you three escape!
>>998 left out Nintendo characters that should be in Smash Bros games.
>>998 is why Microsoft Mike talks like a lady and Microsoft Mary talks like a man.
>>998 transmits ebola, AIDS and anthrax to the people he comes in contact with.
>>998 is responsible for the Doom Broken Fucking Garbage edition.
When VHS tapes were common, >>998 refused to rewind them before returning them. He also defaced the boxes that the tapes were in.
While he was at it, >>998 purposely stole or destroyed the manuals that went with rental-store video games.
>>998 Stole every Sailor Moon DVD and Blu-Ray disc. He left behind VHS tapes from "The Incredible World of DIC."
>>998 owns a puppy mill that produces chihuahuas. He sells them at a discount price to miserable single women.
>>998 posts in the Clonepa thread without understanding the rich and compelling backstory.
>>998 Worked at the household cleaning chemical factory, and programmed the computer to mix all the bleach with the ammonia.
>>998 Says "It's a TOOMAAAHH" to people in the oncology ward of the hospital.
999 GET
>>998 lied about making Punctual Gomez late to tarnish his reputation
vc: shitchirf
>>998 tampered with people's autocorrect so that "shirt" would say "shit" and "busy" would say "busty".
>>998 is a professional scat pornstar (receiving), but they're fake.
>>998 shat a terrific shit on a nicely bloused, busty non-scat pornstar, and didn't even give two shirts about how busty she was at the time.
>>998 is a busty oppai monster who borrows little girls' shirts and returns them with the chest stretched out.
>>998 convinced Sabrine Maui to get implants in her perfect little Asian tits.
You know what?
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of assholes like >>73 and >>998 manipulating DQN. I'm not going to tell you to write to moot or stop going to Teh Rei's diner or give up fancy hearing cakes or to post less or even to challenge the Elitist Superstructure. I don't know what to do about the beadies, the VIPPERS, the people who dance whenever no one's watching, the shitty thread wasshoiis or the copypastas. What I do know is that I've had enough, you've had enough, we've all had enough of this! It isn't safe on the board anymore, and so we don't POST anymore, we just lurk in the Ctrl+V thread and say "Please, I won't make any trouble, just please let me stay safe inside this thread and don't start a fight with me from across the U-shaped table at Yoshinaya." Well, I'm GOING to start a fight! I want you to get up, right now, and I want you to go to the [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] thread. I want you to open it, I want you to read the full thread, and then I want you to post, writing:
"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!"
>>998 is a god damn titty monster.
...you know, I've read that manga, and she's kind of a butthead but I don't think she's really evil. She might even be a fun date.
>>998 made software that detects small or flat boobs, and automatically replaces them with DD or larger boobs.
You should see how pissed off my neighbor is, because he is a huge Card Captor Sakura fan.
>>998 stole my magic wand that was signed by J.K.Rowling and crammed it up my ass.
>>998 replaced all instances of the word "wand" in the Harry Potter books with "wang".
>>998 is a Venus with a penis who likes to get straight young men drunk and let them wake up with a surprise up their butt.
And by that, we mean that >>998 gets off on seeing a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting victim's penis.
But what >>998 really loves is to see a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting mouse's neck. He then skins the mouse and wears the uncured skin as a penis sheath, and runs around screaming "Someone help, my dick is a furry!"
>>998 didn't allow me to use The Cocksheath of Pleasure in our tabletop session.
>>998 included magical cocksheaths in the tabletop session he GMed.
>>998 extended FATAL with imaginary bodily functions to make it more complete.
>>998 further extended FATAL with everything he could find from Waita Uziga manga that weren't in the system already.
>>998 builds weapon factories in 2 neighboring countries, then tricks them into going to war with each other.
>>998 lobbied for legislation to ban "high capacity assault holy water" meaning any person could only legally possess 10 gallons or less of holy water at any given time.
>>998 convinced Congress to pass that legislation by manipulating public opinion using the #vampirelivesmatter hashtag.
>>998 created a real life Splatoon league. Every event is hosted inside historic buildings that should never be repainted.
>>998 replaced all of the suppositories with chalk pills infused with habanero
>>998 is rumored to be Beady Eyes and may attempt to derail this thread.
I offer to use all of my considerable ninja skills to protect >>939 in exchange for sex!
I took >>939 to a marksmanship class and helped him get a concealed gun permit.
I took >>939 to Poundland and taught him to protect his anus in prison.
>>998 steals safe to handle pet snakes, and leaves angry cobras and vipers in their place.
Yo, >>939! A hanging grand piano tied up with an old, frayed rope is probably not the best thing to be standing under!
TANASINN DAMN IT, HE WAS TOO YOUNG!
I swear...
I swear on my lifelong hoard of fancy hearing cakes.
I swear on my body pillow.
I swear on the waifus of everyone who took part in this thread.
I swear on the sanctity of the Elitist Superstructure itself that I will find the true butthead and bring them to justice!
If only poor >>939 ...who could have known the train would be running on a different schedule during September due to maintenance? If only he'd just...if only he'd at least been able to tell us! What about >>989 ?? Is he the true butthead? Is he >>998 's next victim? Damn it, >>939 , you stupid brave kid, what the hell were you tryin' to tell us on the tracks that day?
>>998 Owns a skydiving company, and makes sure that when skydivers exit his plane, they land in horrible places. The last guy landed in an aquarium full of sharks.
>>998 showed up at my cactus farm one day with a bunch of goons, offering to sell me skydiver insurance. I told him I wasn't a skydiver and to get off my property. He chuckled and told me that the price would double tomorrow. Three hours later, my pride and joy ‘Thorny Pete’ was crushed flat.
>>998 spreads fake instructions for making congee in a rice cooker.
>>998 hustled me hardcore and sold me crappy, marked-up disaster and liability insurance for my prize-bred sharks and aquarium, but after he left I looked at the fine print and it wasn't even what he said it was! It was some sort of skydiving insurance for me! I don't even skydive! Then the next day I found my tank full of blood, gore, canvas, and sick sharks!
>>998 sells fake cookbooks that trick people into making kimchi. Each page has a different recipe for kimchi, but all of those recipes smell worse than 100 angry skunks.
heh. Butthead.
（ ｀ハ´） >>998 sell 2 million of Chinese bride to western man! Does not sell western woman to Chinese groom! man woman balance even worse!
>>998 sold me a Chinese bride who divorced me as soon as she got citizenship and hit me with alimony payments. He guaranteed it wouldn't happen with each of the next two I purchased, and it kept on happening.
I am now living in a cardboard box, I cannot see my children, and I am the victim of a particularly poor haircut.
When >>998 goes to a drive-through, he waits until he's at the speaker to decide what he wants and sits for ten minutes while carefully considering each item on the menu.
>>998 held a monopoly on drive through window speakers. He used his monopoly so that those speakers would sound horrible.
>>998 Designed the drive-through signs before drive-thru windows, and made sure they are close enough to, if not on the other side of, the horrible-sounding speaker - all so that new diners to a chain will cause great inconvenience to other people, and he won't be singled out and called to task when he does it out of malice.
I heard >>998 is the guy who keeps adding useless features to webbrowsers.
>>998's great-grandfather perpetrated the first drive-by on a horse-drawn buggy, and got away with it as well
>>998 is the Antichrist and fights against everything our lord and saviour Jesus H. Christ stood for!
I offer to use all of my considerable ninja skills to protect >>989 in exchange for sex!
You know, sometimes I think maybe the butthead really was >>73 after all.
I don't know what's the big deal. >>998 was always cool with me.
>>998 makes offcolor jokes once in a while, but I don't think he's that bad.
>>998 starts long serious arguments when the situation calls for a simple name-calling.
>>998 put his garbage into the neighbors recycling and now the garbage men won't take it anymore.
>>998 Will make anime real, but only the kind with tentacle rape.
>>998 keeps giving me captchas that make me question my sexuality
>>998 reports obscure youtube videos of barely questionable content to annoy those who watch them
>>998 carries a power drill, a solar battery charger, and a set of drill bits at all times. He uses them to put gloryholes in public toilets, and I heard a rumor that he does other terrible things with his power drill.
fuck you guys i'm awesome
Right on time for my 999GET.