>>333 puts gherkins in your burgers, even when you ask him not to.
>>333 Digs holes in the ground, fills those holes with spikes, and then covers the hole with easily broken materials.
>>333 believes that people should serve order instead of the other way around!
>>333 Uses more than his fair share of toilet paper, leaving the next person with nothing.
>>333 doesn't even use toilet paper and walks around with a grimy asshole all day because he thinks it feels nice.
>>>333 is really bad at limericks but constantly writes and recites them anyway.
>>333 hides racist comments in the source code of his programs.
>>333 made a compiler which preserves comments and embarrassed many.
>>333 steals toys from children, then sells them back at extortionate prices.
>>333 treats other peoples CDs, DVDs, and Blu-rays like free AOL trial discs.
>>333 once threw a little girl into oncoming traffic and laughed as she died
When >>333 works on his cars, he leaves his junk parts, used antifreeze, and oil all over the place. His cars are gas guzzlers that pre-date smog tests.
>>333 blasts loud music out his windows and lets his front garden get in a disgraceful mess of weeds an rubbish, bringing down the appearance of his whole street
>>333 deliberately says "axk" in an exaggerated fashion when talking to black people, regardless of their accent.
Every house >>333 builds is just like one of those houses on the TV show "Holmes on Homes."
>>333 is building a giant cannon shaped like a penis to blow up his neighbors.
>>333 teaches Mexicans vulgar words under the guise of greetings.
>>333 Is a master of the kancho and teaches others how to master it.
>>333 is took a girl out for a nice steak dinner and then never called her again.
>>333 fixes up cars for a used car lot, but only up to the point where they'll run long enough to make it through a few test drives.
>>333 Bribed the police and court of his city so he can commit any crime and get away with it.
>>333 takes a battery powered hair dryer around with him to melt children's ice cream
>>332 has filed an official complaint about his neighbor to the town council.
>>334 Was forced to clean up a giant mess and everybody knows who left it behind.
>>333 is not sorry about making the giant mess. In fact, he feels a sort of sick pride in it.
>>333 is an 86-year-old Catholic priest who likes to bugger small boys up the bum.
>>333 is trying to run a monopoly on 3s so he can charge 5 for them, inflating the value and causing economic troubles.
>>333 Has a company that produces junk mail. Trees die for no good reason because of this.
>>333 farts in my dutch oven when I'm cooking food for the week.
>>333 stores hazardous chemicals in Gatorade bottles, and gives them away as free drinks to the very thristy.
>>333 joined the environmentalist movement specifically so he could shit on successful people.
>>333 Makes products that are advertised as good for the environment, and convinces certain news outlets that his stuff is good for the environment, but it actually hurts the environment badly.
>>333 Knows how to place a spy camera to record things illegally and never get caught.
>>333 intentionally does a terrible job cleaning so he won't be asked to clean again.
Guys, shut up already! He can hear us!
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>>420 smokes weed every day and teaches young people that it's a
right thing to do.
All products built by >>420 have been hastily engineered by an understaffed and underpaid engineering department. Both engineer and customer get screwed.