>>187 Steals venomous snakes from zoos and releases them where they will bite unsuspecting people.
>>187 shoves children who wander away from their parents in the grocery store
>>187 Works for the environmental safety department at BP oil.
>>187 steals toilet paper from frequently used public toilet stalls.
>>187 spreads venereal diseases to party members of both sexes.
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's >>187 on a undercover cop
>>187 threw a pie at Bill Gates and advised Steve Jobs to cure his cancer with alternative medicine.
>>187 doesn't tell people if they have something in their face.
>>187 eats a diet specially engineered to produce the loudest, smelliest farts, and lets them loose in public.
>>187 doesn't work in any fast food chain but he spits on people's hamburgers anyway.
>>187 Is a Bible-thumping church man that induces paranoia, schizophrenia, and PTSD on children, and gives them sexual problems that last their entire life.
>>187 got his business bailed by the government out so that he can make a fortune every year while giving nothing but crap to everyone else.
>>187 funds propaganda on the supposed benefits of mutilating small children's genitals.
>>187 Lobbies for war machine corporations in the USA so that the US government enters wars that it shouldn't.
>>187 exploits tragic events to further his political agenda.
After >>187 does drugs, he leaves his disease infested drug needles on the beach, so some barefoot person could easily step on them.
COME BACK HERE YOU FUCK!
>>219 perpetually elongates threads so they never reach a satisfying conclusion.
>>219 allowed a Chinese child to be repeatedly run over in the streets.
>>219 puts kool aid powder in hazardous liquids and gives it to children
>>219 uses your cotton buds to clean his ears then puts the dirty ones back in the pack.
>>219 bought a telescope not to gaze at the stars, but to gaze at attractive women through the window.
>>219 perfected a formula for artificially creating a realistic poop odor and sold it to terrorists.
>>219 broke his friends mums vase by kicking a soccer ball at it and didn't even apologize.
>>219 calls cabs to bad areas from the safety of his own home
>>219 Produces movies that are 3 hours long, but only 2 minutes of the movie are exciting to watch.
>>219 produces highly popular 15+ minutes long youtube videos which are only mildly amusing at best.
>>219 posts ban-worthy things in threads on the last few pages with sage, so that nobody sees the posts.
>>219 replaced the site you were looking for with a spammy search page.
>>219 commissioned an Indian call-center to do a mass survey during night.
>>219 ejaculated in a mayonnaise jar and watched someone put his semen on food and eat it.
>>219 released a box of bugs inside a restaurant on health inspection say
>>219 catches angry venomous snakes and releases them on elementary school playgrounds.
>>219 reported the CP on sovietrussia to the hosting provider instead of letting the mods handle it>
>>219 sends anonymous threatening messages to his parents who did nothing but support him through life
>>333 deliberately tampers with scientific equipment in order to waste people's time and give nonsensical results.
>>333 is one of those unfavourable fellows who brags about his "mad trips".
>>333 uses chemicals that were made illegal many years ago because the harm caused to humans and animals were well documented.
One of >>333's hobbies is trying to slip as many bodily fluids as possible into food that is to be eaten by others. His record is six different bodily fluids in a single dish.
>333 wears boots with deep treads so he can leak melted snow on peoples' floors.
>>333 deliberately orders extra sauce just to piss off the Yoshinoya veterans.
>>333 pours oil on the ground so that people slip and fall. As the oil drains, it then damages the environment.
>>333 reverses the polarity of DC motors. The last time he did that, my vacuum went from suck to blow and covered my room with dust.
>>333 gives absurd names to his variables and functions and never documents what the hell they're supposed to do. He works at Microsoft.
>>333 Makes toilet paper that falls apart while wiping ass, making things worse than using no TP at all.
>333 is.