You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 10:29

I saw >>73 in a library the other day. He was talking loudly on his phone about his (no doubt grossly exagerrated or outright untrue) sexual accomplishments.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 21:24

>>73 doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:00

>>73 didn't flush the toilet after taking a huge diarrhoea dump.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:24

>>73 drove by as I was walking down the street on a rainy day and splashed me.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 10:19

When in the supermarket, >>73 deliberately combines his purchases so that the total price ends in .01, and then pays with the highest denomination banknotes he has.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 16:16

>>73 threw a lit match into a fireworks store.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 03:41

>>73 farts in candle shops.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 06:50

>>73 is going to build up a bunch of steam but let this thread die before it even hits >>200

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 14:25

>>73 Claimed that I didn't 50 GET.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 00:00

>>73 is Mitt Romney.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 01:45

>>73 dragged politics into a fun thread.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:14

>>73 dislikes mittens

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:32

When >>73 reviews a movie, he never gives us a spoiler alert before revealing the ending of the film.

Also, he grossly overrates the crappy movies.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 09:43

>>73 commits himself to the climate change.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:44

>>73 coded a virus that replaces all words in spell-checker dictionaries with childish misspellings and profanities.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:35

>>73 writes notes in the margins of library textbooks.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:17

>>73 tailgates when there are only two cars on the road.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:43

>>73 Doesn't ask dinner guests if they have any allergies prior to deciding apn a recipe.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:21

>>60 pulled a dutch oven over me.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:24

>>73 has edited the previous post.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 01:27

>>73 starts "Hey Hey Ho Ho" chants at the weekly Seattle Protest meets just to make the protesters look even lamer than they already are.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 01:44

According to my research, >>73 is the only reason humans aren't born with jetpacks.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:52

>>73 Abuses the "Reply All" function when using e-mail.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 12:52

>>73 killed me, destroyed my house and broke my flowerpots.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:59

>>73 bit my penis.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 16:14

>>73 made my mama cry!

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:13

>>73 broke the LoL servers.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:27

>>73 refused my gift.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 04:59

>>73 is always the guy you least expect.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:00

I can smell >>73's hard boiled egg breath already.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 06:16

>>73 is here!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:48

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74 Name: 44th President of the World Barack Hussein Obama II : 1993-09-7017 07:50

You all deserved what you got. >>73 is no Santa.
>>51, you couldn't be more wrong.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to help myself to all of your emergency mittens.

75 Name: 44th President of the World Barack Hussein Obama II : 1993-09-7017 08:17

>>73,
Jerk.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:12

You know what, maybe we were a bit too harsh with >>73. He's not such a bad guy.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 18:54

Compared to >>187 he's bearable, but he is still an asshole.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 19:43

>>187 makes >>73 look like a saint.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 19:48

It's hard to admit, bu I kinda miss >>73. He wasn't, well, the fairest man around, but everything he did was just for fun...

I wish I wasn't so harsh on judging him...

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 06:23

If I had the choice, I'd rather >>73 than >>187 - but >>187 took away our freedom to choose. At least with >>73, we had that!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 06:54

>>187 framed >>73

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 14:10

You know, if you kick >>73 hard enough in the balls, >>187 will feel it.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 21:43

I don't believe that it was >>187 all along! I feel terrible for the things I said about >>73!

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 23:40

>>187 is a slanderous jerk

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 00:55

>>73 was an ass, >>187 is an asshole.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:32

>>187 drove the AVGN to invent a new word to express his rage.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 15:03

>>187 trolled me to tears last night and then published my info for the entire internet to see.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 01:27

>>187 created Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 08:16

>>187 Pretends to be a doctor so he can feel up children's genitals

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7024 04:48

>>187 lies about his age on the internet

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 03:52

>>187 ages poopy threads on the internet

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 04:06

>>187 put glass balls under the tires of parked cars

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 05:56

>>187 is the general of an African child-army

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 12:37

>>187 creates marijuana-themed dubstep in FL Studio

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 13:19

>>187 is the demonic Humpty Dumpty from that old Kinder Surprise advert.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 16:34

>>187 squeezes the toothpaste tube right from the middle.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 18:00

>>96 starts torrents, seeds them to 98% and then disconnects and erases the original.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 18:01

er, I mean, >>187 does that thing that I said.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 18:04

I got nothing against >>96. I like >>96.

In fact, >>96 makes me feel tingly.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 19:21

>>96 is a pretty awesome guy. I wonder if we can go over and have a talk with that damn >>187.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 19:22

I mean get him to go over and have a talk with >>187. I don't want anything to do with >>187 personally.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 20:05

>>187 draws scat hentai of Ranger Right and Goofus & Gallant.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 20:06

( ﾟ⌒ﾟ) I meant "Ranger Rick" and clicked reply before proofreading.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 20:29

>>187 is making all of us mess up what we type! dammit >>187!

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 21:36

I demand you apologise right now, >>187!

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 21:57

>>187 obnoxiously points out people's mistakes, but gets defensive when people point out his.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 01:24

>>187 makes fun of kindergarten children in subtle ways so that they don't know they are being made fun of.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 01:50

>>187 Only drives his car when he has a cell phone in his hand.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 02:56

>>187 Always keeps his high beams on. Even in daytime!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 03:34

>>187 designed the MicroUSB connector deliberately so it would weaken and become useless within three months of purchase.

Fucker.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 12:55

>>187 Once made >>123 weep bitch tears.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 20:57

To be fair, everyone does that to >>123.

>>123's a butt monkey.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 22:54

>>187 screwed me over.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 00:33

>>187 borrowed my screwdriver and did not return it.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 05:07

>>187 hunts endangered species for fun

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 10:50

>>187 stomps on snails

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 12:54

>>187 spoils youtube videos by quoting the best part and getting top comment.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 13:14

>>187 is one of those guys who downvotes the top comment anyway.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 13:39

>>187 likes his own posts on Facebook.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 20:26

>>187 killed iichan's pseudorandom board.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 23:32

>>187 chews tobacco and spits it out in places he shouldn't.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 00:08

>>187's winter wardrobe consists entirely of baby seal fur.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 00:24

>>187 steals candy from children..

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 01:05

>>187 hams it up on stage

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 20:50

>>187 urinates on pizza and calls it an art performance.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 21:12

>>187 eats his art

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 22:00

>>187 goes into elevators and spreads poop on all the buttons except those for his floor and the ground floor.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 22:18

>>187 sneezes during moments of silence.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 23:46

>>128 Sets off gas grenades inside air conditioning ducts.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 23:56

Oh >>128 you dick

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 00:48

>>187 has been smearing >>128-san's good name! The Fiend!

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 01:15

>>187 pulls off all of the paper towels off the paper towel dispenser at public restrooms.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 01:28

>>187 is a dastard.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 07:30

>>187 sells cigarettes to minors for double the price

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 13:28

>>187 puts nails on the ground where people can step on them

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 22:40

>>187 sells addictive drugs and gives free samples to children

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 23:28

>>187 lost his driving license in a school playground

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 02:28

>>187 masturbates in the stalls in public restrooms while other people are in the room

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 04:06

>>187 ruins jokes by explaining them.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 08:30

>>187 reaches for your french fries, right after he scratches his bum.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 23:42

>>187 took a shit in a urinal

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