You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7957 15:45

Nobody knows if >>842 is drunk or not because he is such a horrible driver.

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7957 18:00

>>842 spends all his time thinking about, drawing, editing, and posting pictures of frogs.

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7957 18:11

I can smell >>842 from here.

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7970 18:09

>>842 Sells propane and propane accessories.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 03:10

>>842 sells pain and pain accessories.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 03:45

>>842 sells heroin.

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 08:10

So >>817-san was only >>842-sans scapegoat? How could we fall for >>842-sans trick! You're going down, punk!

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 05:47

>>842 tried to let this thread die!

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 21:48

>>842 Hides skunk spray in perfume bottles.

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 23:17

>>842 genetically engineered a skunk/cobra hybrid that sprays venom.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 23:43

>>842 drives his huge diesel RV everywhere. He bypassed all the smog devices, and likes doing that "rolling coal" bullshit.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 08:02

Don't get me wrong here, I'm really not one to gossip behind others backs, but >>842 is really creepy. I saw him the other day and his facial expression gave me the shivers.

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 15:00

Ewww, >>842's coming this way...

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 21:09

>>842 empties the septic tank of the RV in the middle of the street.

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 17:30

>>842 is a sniggering, niggardly blackguard who enjoys arguing over niggling matters.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 18:21

>>842 forces everybody to watch a long boring video where he complains about intolerance, and everybody says "Fuck you" as a response to that. >>842 then uses those responses to force people to watch another boring video where >>842 bitches about intolerance.

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 13:56

>>842 has registered the toll-free phone number 1-800-NIGGA-PLS and if you call that number, he will mock you.

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 14:00

( ・-・) >>842 is a big fat butt.

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 16:33

>>842 hides pepper spray in vape juice.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7985 04:24

>>842 read >>838's comment as "rape juice" and said, "Hmm, I think I will do just that!"

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7985 19:51

>>842 forces people to take drugs, just so he can see them suffer from drug withdrawal.

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7985 23:38

Go on without me, I will distract >>842 while you three escape!

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 05:45

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843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 19:38

I saw him get away! He's heading for >>998 !

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 14:28

>>998 left out Nintendo characters that should be in Smash Bros games.

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 15:45

>>998 killed Satoru Iwata.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 19:29

>>998 ruined Daikatana.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 19:44

>>998 does not wear the correct shoes when he goes bowling.

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 23:17

>>998 is a big fat butt.

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 23:29

>>998 is a pussy and a vagina mixed into one.

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 15:17

When >>998 wants to break a lease agreement, he turns his guitar amp to 11 and plays the most annoying music for 10 hours per day. After complaints from the entire apartment block, the landlord evicts >>998 but the landlord is required to return the security deposit.

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 09:14

>>998 is responsible for the death of saovq

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 20:07

>>998 hides deadly spiders in other people's shoes.

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 03:29

>>998 once burned me on a coke deal.

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 13:44

>>998 is an elitist berk.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 13:58

>>998 named his son Richard with the surname Head.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 17:42

>>998 brings pussy willows, pork faggots, and Dick Tracy comics to 5th grade classrooms so children make more immature jokes.

>>998 has a few other items that he will bring to 5th grade classrooms.

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 17:47

Such as >>998's erect cock.

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 18:51

>>998 is also a convicted pædophile.

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 20:18

>>998 is why Microsoft Mike talks like a lady and Microsoft Mary talks like a man.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 12:25

>>998 is Space Moose.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 14:10

>>998 stole my heart and abused me until I cut myself

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 14:29

>>998 is responsible for the creation of ISIS

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 04:09

>>998 transmits ebola, AIDS and anthrax to the people he comes in contact with.

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 20:33

>>998 is keeping Wik locked up for no reason!

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 02:40

>>998 is a cock slap.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 03:48

>>998 is responsible for the Doom Broken Fucking Garbage edition.

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 13:39

>>998 is always hogging the BBS with his hand-me-down v.22bis

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 18:53

>>998 picks up the phone when you're downloading via dialup.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 23:02

>>998 popularized the idea of "cutting" on 1990s daytime talk shows and is responsible for making >>861 think it was an appropriate coping mechanism. And you must admit that was an awfully nasty prank, not just on >>861, but on civilization as a whole.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 15:04

When VHS tapes were common, >>998 refused to rewind them before returning them. He also defaced the boxes that the tapes were in.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 17:57

While he was at it, >>998 purposely stole or destroyed the manuals that went with rental-store video games.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 03:00

>>998 Stole every Sailor Moon DVD and Blu-Ray disc. He left behind VHS tapes from "The Incredible World of DIC."

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 00:30

>>998 was abused by >>996 during his formative years...but honestly he deserved it.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 18:55

>>998 owns a puppy mill that produces chihuahuas. He sells them at a discount price to miserable single women.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 19:30

>>998 is a heinous tool.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:54

>>998 posts in the Clonepa thread without understanding the rich and compelling backstory.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 00:48

>>998 Worked at the household cleaning chemical factory, and programmed the computer to mix all the bleach with the ammonia.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 03:26

>>998 did >>911

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 16:16

>>998 Says "It's a TOOMAAAHH" to people in the oncology ward of the hospital.

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 18:31

>>998 accidentally >>911 in the butt on purpose

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 00:50

>>998 accidentally causes pregnancies on purpose.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 00:51

>>998 is abusive to his buddy Beavis.

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 00:55

999 GET

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 15:37

I remember >>883
It seems only yesterday he posted that badly mistimed "999 GET" post.
It would have been stupid coming from anyone else but he just had this humor about him, hard to describe.
Then >>998 killed him.
In the butt.
On purpose.

Just like he's going to do to >>911 if we can't stop it.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 02:29

>>998 stole my beer from the fridge. What a dick.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 02:30

>>998 made Punctual Gomez late.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 05:33

>>998 lied about making Punctual Gomez late to tarnish his reputation

vc: shitchirf

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 18:05

>>998 is Punctual Gomez' evil cousin, Tardy Gomez.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 21:11

>>998 soiled a perfectly nice shirt.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 21:13

>>998 tampered with people's autocorrect so that "shirt" would say "shit" and "busy" would say "busty".

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 21:16

>>998 has been very busty trying on other people's shits

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 21:18

>>998 is literally a five headed dragon.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 21:22

>>998 is a professional scat pornstar (receiving), but they're fake.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 21:27

>>998 shat a terrific shit on a nicely bloused, busty non-scat pornstar, and didn't even give two shirts about how busty she was at the time.

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 22:00

>>998 is a busty oppai monster who borrows little girls' shirts and returns them with the chest stretched out.

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 22:22

>>998 convinced Sabrine Maui to get implants in her perfect little Asian tits.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 22:51

You know what?
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of assholes like >>73 and >>998 manipulating DQN. I'm not going to tell you to write to moot or stop going to Teh Rei's diner or give up fancy hearing cakes or to post less or even to challenge the Elitist Superstructure. I don't know what to do about the beadies, the VIPPERS, the people who dance whenever no one's watching, the shitty thread wasshoiis or the copypastas. What I do know is that I've had enough, you've had enough, we've all had enough of this! It isn't safe on the board anymore, and so we don't POST anymore, we just lurk in the Ctrl+V thread and say "Please, I won't make any trouble, just please let me stay safe inside this thread and don't start a fight with me from across the U-shaped table at Yoshinaya." Well, I'm GOING to start a fight! I want you to get up, right now, and I want you to go to the [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] thread. I want you to open it, I want you to read the full thread, and then I want you to post, writing:
"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!"

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 04:48

>>998 made >>897 mistake >>98 for him

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 17:00

>>998 is a god damn titty monster.

...you know, I've read that manga, and she's kind of a butthead but I don't think she's really evil. She might even be a fun date.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 18:13

>>998 went to Jupiter to get more stupider.

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 20:21

>>998 took me to Venus and cut off my penis.

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 21:07

>>998 made software that detects small or flat boobs, and automatically replaces them with DD or larger boobs.

You should see how pissed off my neighbor is, because he is a huge Card Captor Sakura fan.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 21:07

>>998 flew to Mars and something something arse

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 22:25

>>998 stole my magic wand that was signed by J.K.Rowling and crammed it up my ass.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 22:35

>>998 replaced all instances of the word "wand" in the Harry Potter books with "wang".

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 22:52

>>998 seduced me with gay magic and then broke my heart.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 01:26

>>998 took the dirty money and then lived happily ever after.

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 21:58

>>998 is a Venus with a penis who likes to get straight young men drunk and let them wake up with a surprise up their butt.

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 00:44

>>998 is actually a trap fetishist

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 13:06

And by that, we mean that >>998 gets off on seeing a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting victim's penis.

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 19:47

But what >>998 really loves is to see a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting mouse's neck. He then skins the mouse and wears the uncured skin as a penis sheath, and runs around screaming "Someone help, my dick is a furry!"

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 20:00

>>998 didn't allow me to use The Cocksheath of Pleasure in our tabletop session.

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 23:48

>>998 included magical cocksheaths in the tabletop session he GMed.

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 23:49

>>998 uses the FATAL system for every game he GMs.

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 00:30

>>998 extended FATAL with imaginary bodily functions to make it more complete.

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 01:03

>>998 further extended FATAL with everything he could find from Waita Uziga manga that weren't in the system already.

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 18:12

>>998 ruled that >>920 's character could no longer maintain control of her ear-bladder despite >>920 rolling a natural 20.
What a creepy railroader!

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 19:03

>>998 is Kenichi Smith.

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 00:18

>>998 Sabotaged a Zamboni so to win a bet over a hockey game.

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