[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

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2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:33

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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 20:56

I'd like everyone to 3GET this thread ever happened.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 22:18

You saw this thread. It has a dot in it.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 03:41

war of the thought threads

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 04:28

I will keep my friends close forever.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 07:54

oh my god, it's just like the DQN short novel. We're splitting into two parallel universes.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 08:56

AMIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 14:28

>>7
I thought the short novel has been through so many universes you can't count them all. They explode every couple sentences.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 18:14

>>1 is a cockblanket

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 18:44

Full start.

12 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7182 22:33

>>10 is desperately trying to get his thread to the top knowing that it lacks the full stop.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 23:35

>>12 is jealous that this thread is losing.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 00:22

>>12 wasn't my thread you're just a cockblanket

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 00:55

scrotombra.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 08:48

>>14
It was, you stupid fucking arseholing cunt.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 09:02

The other has more posts and more actual current thoughts rather than semi-joking-but-not-really bickering.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 09:23

Why would anybody want an amp that goes to 11 if it sounds the same as the one that goes to 10? Not that those softies ever going to turn it that high anyway.

19 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7183 09:29

>>17
Those are the thoughts of a single man. The one who was willing to engage in a necrophiliac intercourse with a young female body. At best it is completely disgusting and repulsive.

20 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7183 09:31

I am not a sore loser whose thread is losing by post count, and I am not going to admit that I am a sore loser.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 10:02

If a new thread isn't left until both of these are filled up, and that thread isn't #13, I am going to find an elderly person and burn their legs off.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 13:50

Funny how only two threads are alive now. Both with the same topic.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 17:08

How about making a main multipurpose board while keeping the other boards, such as that, when a thread would be bumped on the other boards, it would be bumped on the multipurpose board

That way we could concentrate all of the activity of 4-ch on a single board while keeping the thread count low and the threads easily accessible

A way to personalize the board would be nice too, like being able to favorite threads so that they wouldn't be bumped off your board, and filtering threads, from entire boards and individually, perhaps using tags

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 17:44

>>23
That's pretty web 2.0

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 18:13

>>23
We already have personalization through the CSS futaba/buun/toothpast. If you want more personalization write a userscript for greacemonkey.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 18:23

I'm the essence of dokyun which is Japanese for "idiot".

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 18:25

>>26
I thought it meant heartbeat, so that means you're an amount of adrenalin.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 19:06

doki doki

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 04:08

just now, my heart went "dokyun"

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 17:52

This is genius! Most supermarkets have some area around it (parking lot, roads, etc). Just build some cheap sturdy benches there to keep those young loitering delinquents busy breaking them or sitting with their feet on them ― away from hard-working honest-to-god middle class citizens.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 19:48

>>30

>thinking ironic thoughts

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 21:05

>>31
But is it a bad thing?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:23

>>25
forget about the personalization part, that was just an afterthought in case the board became too fast; the important part is how we could concentrate all the activity of this site in one board without it becoming a mess with a thread count in the thousands. and it's not just meant for this site, many image boards could benefit from something like this

does no one else think it's a good idea

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 23:53

And so goes arguably the greatest experiment in the history of 4-ch.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 00:32

>>34
I thought that would have been either it's inception or title.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 01:35

I remember on 420chan after the feemocalypse, they had one big board for everyone to use while they resorted out all the boards and servers and stuff, it was... interesting

I know not quite the same as what you mean >>33 and I don't know if it would have the same effect here, but it was fun for the short while it lasted

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 08:10

Is it even a poplar?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:25

Because it's winternet!

A wireless web?!

39 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7186 08:39

The other thread is a chat thread.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 10:36

>>39
I just made this thread a chat thread too.

41 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7186 11:37

>>40
I love when people talk to me! It's a pity they don't do this more often...

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 12:35

42 is the answer.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:14

You could probably do something similar by aggregating the RSS feeds.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:39

Can you hear me major tom?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:57

>>44
Speak away!!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 20:12

I think the other guy is trying too hard.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 20:44

oh god just slay me now

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 22:26

I don't know a Tom I don't hate

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 23:12

I should talk to my ex but she probably doesn't want to remember I exist

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 23:16

>>44
I'm happy, hope you're happy too.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:16

nipah

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:44

What a joy to find myself alive this rainy morning!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:53

>>47
The god shall slay you whenever it sees fit.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:59

Let Satan be your guide on the Internet.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 09:09

>>53
by god i meant the universe, and the universe has no intention, the universe simply is

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 14:20

>>55
What if it does, but we, puny humans, can't comprehend it? It could be a hivemind superior to our own Superstructure.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 14:21

I wish I could embrace millions.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 15:33

Too many concurrent thoughts, I must be bipolar!

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 23:48

They would probably cry and complain that I cheat if my gaming handle wasn't looking so much like a real name.

60 Name: 59 : 1993-09-7187 23:50

I bet surrounding it with "xX" will get them talking.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 05:26

>>57
I read that as "mittens".

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 08:55

I would need some huge figurative footwear to survive on a figurative thin ice, literally speaking.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 09:05

Would you like A BANGING DONK on it, sir?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 17:02

I offer up to you this tank park salute.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 18:30

Why is this young man dressed up like a little girl?

66 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7188 20:16

Whenever you think or feel, post here!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 21:48

Big Sean's "Dance" is an unbelievably degrading song. In fact, I lost my ability to appreciate the choral movement of the 9th Symphony.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 08:16

Is it possible to choke on dust during sleep and die?

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 09:13

>>48
Can you enumerate all the Toms you know, along with the reasons for hating them?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 10:03

>>69
I shall compile and post a list after my dissertation hand-in on Thursday, face-sex-san.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 14:33

That's it, who invited the necrophile?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 17:44

Apparently we're all >>1

73 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7189 22:03

Whoever (the OP?) accused me of being the only poster in this thread is desperately trying to get some replies in his or, hopefully, even provoke a flame war. His other posts are also like that, e.g. controversial statements or questions.

More interesting, however, is the fact that two current thought threads has, basically, locked the board up. This could only mean that there are only three or four of dokyuns alive in the whole world.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 22:06

>>73
As far as I know, in any given exchange on an anonymous board, there's only you, me, and the other guy.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 22:10

what if you could post images on /dqn/

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 01:02

>>75
Then we'd be Sageru.
Though only the smart Jisaku Jiens can relly post images there.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 12:41

The other OP is desperate to get this thread from the first page. Bumping shitty threads with shitposts for that purpose is pretty low.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 12:43

>>75
We'd probably suffocate under a thick layer of image macros.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 15:45

>>78
We're dokyun, not idiots.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 15:54

>not listening to Popol Vuh

ISHYGDDT

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 20:55

>>80
who are you quoting

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 21:04

>>81
I'm not quoting anyone

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 22:36

>>82
Ishgiggy Godot.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 23:21

What are benefits of cycling if I'm restricted to the same lane with speeding heavily loaded trucks?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 08:38

I'm wondering who is that unfunny guy who created another one "my current thought" thread.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 09:01

>>85
It's ( ˃ ヮ˂)

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 10:37

>>86
I'd punch his smug face in.

88 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7191 17:52

If only people weren't following fads, I would be able to find solitude under sakura and not under some other cherry tree. It was rather small, its blossoms were simply white and not as cute, but at least no one was around, not even cyclists.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:18

The necrophiliac should really quit flooding DQN with useless threads.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:42

My eyes are tired, my hand is tired, and I'm about to ram this tablet through display and then break it over my knee. I can't admit that I can't draw.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 08:45

Where is the damn package?

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:15

What makes that obscure Arabic music even worse are people who try to sing along.

93 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7192 19:32

Maybe it will be empty on Monday?..

94 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7192 19:43

I bet, it will be... Because the blossoms are all gone.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 10:25

Computing for free doritos.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 11:02

"What a spectracular sight!" Timmy gasped, captivated by the sheer beauty of refrecation.

97 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7193 12:00

On the bright side, it's one socialist jerk less for my contact list.

98 Name: Petition to change thread title : 1993-09-7193 12:22

Original thread title:
[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11]

Proposed new thread title:
[Contentless]ITT !ESpeoN/nPA posts right now [ASAP] their current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11]

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 12:57

I pwn them like a pro and they aren't complaining. Why the heck aren't those stupid gamers complaining?!

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 13:04

>>98
That would be silly. Let's rename the other one into [Contentless]ITT !ESpeoN/nPA posts without tripcode [ASAP] their current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] while we are at it.

And then call the whole board "The Elitist Superstructure of His Tripcodeness".

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