Changes in v11.0:
It's time to crunch, and munch, and consume, and devour some smoked salmon.
Silly people... Scurrying to get some cheap silly freebies as a substitute for worthless memories, that they won't retain anyway.
If only web designers had common sense...
Living in a flat, walking on a line,
Fear for yourself until you go flatline.
BOARD-WIDE TODO:
little frilly sillies
Eat less veggies to crack down on your personal greenhouse gases production.
>>108
Hold your breath and don't hyperventilate on news about global warming if you want to further reduce your carbon footprint.
Computers need "Eject User" lever.
What time is it?
>>111
It's time to chew bubblegum, kick ass and do miscellaneous things.
If absurd wasn't absurd, how absurd that would be?
My tit for a tat!
>>108
Use a buttplug with a pressure valve and a balloon attached to it.
Groovy Funky Audiomusik
Google, I command you to fetch me naughty pictures!
greenhouse asses
That fridge can't be heavy, let me push it.
I knew that fridge would fall on its side. I just had to tip it over.
What is winning? It's just a state of not losing.
Sorry about the fridge and all.
that was a shitty party
What's the value of t?
Would I have Sisu if I was Finnish?
>>128
What's the point of doubting the importance of knowing the value of t?
I want myself a bicycle. A folding one that I could use for commuting and recreation. But I can't decide on one. Something relatively cheap, lightweight and with large enough wheels would be nice.
Why is there a helicopter hovering outside?
that bird is a twitting twat who can't shut up
Whoa what is this silent sage thread. How could this happen without anybody noticing? What's going on?!
Was it the reason why DQN was lagging lately?
I think we need old thread patrol. Somebody who would inspect dates of last posts.
Drama Queens' Nest
What is 1000GET worth?
It is summer. And my eyes have already gone blurry
Oh, come on! Co-op is fun. Why isn't anyone playing it?
If matchmaking can't match a matching match, what could matchmaking make then?
Come on, Windows. Don't you die on me! I have an unsaved text file with all my deep thoughts.
There is nothing worse than policemen who don't know laws.
fucking tinted windows
I shouldsleep but I can't
Brains everywhere
I shit you not, brains are all over the place!
I wish youtube existed in the 90s.
I'm bored of trying to keep this thread alive, you bunch of dead people lovers.
In fact, enjoy your silly fetishes. I'm quitting DQN right now.
don't go...
Why bother, that other dokyun talks to himself in the other thread like I only wish I could!
Err, ehm, I mean I'm bad at making a meaning conversation with myself.
Shhh!..
Please post in this thread, whilst I'm giving up on everything?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/232,233
Ten minutes to stumble upon a post and write a short essay? No way, Jose-y.
Espeon, your "post your thoughts" thread is so shitty that while I was reading it it made me spill my coffee on my pants. It's 8 am and I can't change them because I'm at work now. I blame you personally for this.
The subjectifying power of language is what gives us the mental impression that for every observable eeffectf, there is a ecausal agentf responsible for it.
I'm just going to leave this here http://goodshare.org/wp/accepting-responsibility-for-our-own-actions-is-the-problem/
It isn't even shitty actually. Well, if you ignore a few parts. It's even better than the other one.
>>161 I don't care; I need someone to blame for spilling my coffee on my pants, and I won't blame myself.
>>158
You should sue your employer for negligence. After all they let you drink coffee at a workstation that has an unrestricted access to the WWW. They should be held responsible for your ruined pants, burned thighs and ensuing stress.
>>165
/pol/ go away, no one want's your brain washed antics here. Climate change is real, and more than 97% of scientists in the field say that the climate is changing because of human interaction with it at a greater rate than ever before.
Sometimes it amazes me that many people trying to stop global warming want to use communism to do it. It didn't save Chernobyl from environmental disaster!
"Overthinking" it, >>166 might result in internet restrictions across the country or a large warning sticker on your display that "consumption of hot drinks while operating computing machinery might lead to stained clothing and physical injuries".
I suppose this is one of those times when we have to enjoy what we have.
>>168
What baffles me is that many people trying to stop global warming scream that it is unavoidable (and that we are probably going to die).
What a hilarious paradox! What a waste of time and resources! Isn't it logical to prepare for consequences instead?
>>167
eclimatef is a seven-letter word. It has no basis in physical phenomena. It is a linguistic idealization that we constructed using language to adapt our thoughts to the facts of our experience/observations.
eclimate changef is ecircular reasoningf of the elightning flashesf variety. the millions of times that elightning flashesf and/or eclimate changesf has been spoke, does not establish its meaningfulness.
'human interaction with it'... hahahaha, I'm afraid your the 'brain-washed' one here.
Climate has changed in disastrous ways ever since there was an Earth and something resembling people on it. But even if every instance of climate change until now has been natural, it doesn't follow that man-made climate change is impossible and that the current instance is natural. That logic is fucked up and doesn't work.
Yeah, stupid ass hippies talk about "saving the Earth", which is a lot of horseshit. The Earth will be fine. The Earth will recover, shake itself off like it always does. No, those hippies should talk about saving ourselves, because dramatic climate change is always a threat to living things on the Earth's surface, not to the Earth as a whole.
Personally, I think we should just revitalize our space program and get the fuck off the planet and try to colonize Mars or some other place that's not here. That's my solution. Fuck the Earth.
>>173
You mean you didn't already get an invite to the space colonization escape program?
>>173
Your plan makes humanity sound like a virus or an interplanetary swarm of locusts.
>>173
But it's boring and lawless out there. If I was one of the first colonists, I would probably become the first mass murderer in the Outer Space History of Mankind.
I agree about "fuck the Earth" though. Let's burn every possible thing, launch nukes and have one final giant orgy.
Do you think it's possible to tie global warming with Middle East crisis? Imagine how offensive that might be for some politically-affected person
>>179
I have the solution to kill off the humans that will harm no other living creatures. Smallpox, the Russians have it weaponized and it cannot hurt anything else.
>>179
It's survival of the fittest, boy. Our species (not race!) didn't fuck up. In fact, our genus of the great apes is the strongest on the entire planet. The inbred fuck ups like cheetahs or those unfortunate to have valuable body parts (e.g. elephants and whales) deserve to perish at our hand.
If this rock is to be devoid of life, it must be due to humans\not some fungi, viruses, bacteria or lumps of stone and ice from outer space!
>>182
I... w... are you joking?
Legitimate question. I honestly can't tell. It's like being on world4ch again.
HI, I'm new here :), is this a nice internet place to talk about anime I like like gaia is?
>Just because your race
>your race
Are you not a human? Are you a horse or a cat or something? Where did you learn human language?
>>185
The race you are ‚ not the race I am
>quoting unimportant fragment of post and emulating some kind of textual zoom for effect
>fragment of post
>of
>greentext outside youtube
Next !
What a wonderful spectacle was brought by that thunderstorm!
My captcha, lobotion, made me think about lobotomy.
darwinism is based on the over-simplified logic of ethings-in-themselvesf. in the non-dualist view, it is the relational-spatial plenum in its entirety that is evolving, and the dynamic forms we see eevolvingf are relational features in the evolving relational spatial plenum.
stupid nerds...
It will be my goal to attack and obliterate such fort by any means necessary.
Very Impotent Post
>>186
Please, you know what I mean. Saying "your" instead of "our" clearly implies that you are not a part of the category you're talking about. I'm a fucking English teacher, so I know what I'm talking about.
It's nice to see so many programmers, mathematicians, artists and English teacher on DQN!
Also, 196GET!!
I meant "teachers". That stupid dislynxia is happening again.
>>195
I'm an English native and I know what I'm talking about when I manipulate the syntax and semantics of the words I produce in order to piss pedants like you off.