[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

Changes in v11.0:

  • Thread created.
  • Full stop in the title was restored.
  • Some bitter thoughts have been abolished.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 00:13

I don't like to say that they shook my foundations, but they did.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 09:27

Wheeled human transportation device

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 10:05

I don't know how to cross-thread-reference but that film about underground polar robot zombie nazis was great

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 10:30

I could only find this: http://youtu.be/22qH0RWdosQ
It looks like a Touhou game with Western (shitty) graphics and wrong orientation.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 10:56

Took a while to find it but it's "Nazis at the Center of the Earth"

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 11:38

It seems that this topic was big last year. "Iron Sky" had nazis on the moon.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 14:32

We need a movie about Nazis secretly living in somebody's basement or in a swimming pool.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 16:25

I heard him say, "Bloody NORAD"

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 19:07

Whaling wall

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 19:16

I google my own thoughts...

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 20:24

>I'm greener than the other guy.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 23:34

Hopefully, adding "Computer, I demand" to your search query will improve the quality of results.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 23:49

Gackt ist kackt.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 23:57

Oh, it seems that I missed the supermoon. There is only half of it left. And for some reason the dark half is visible too.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 00:18

I feel... scared?

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 06:20


417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 06:28

I can't believe that "Computer, I demand" thingie actually worked on Google!

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 07:50

The only problem with soundproofing a room is that it eliminates all sounds except the most annoying ones.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 13:41

Guns don't kill people, people lose their will to live. Also, http://youtu.be/eAKtZ_r0V6E

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 15:11

annual loss of life to a cake

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 15:49

guns don't kill people, the universe kills people

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 17:20

http://tinyurl.com/n7zcrva this is a pretty DQN thing to do.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 20:23

Idea. "YOLO" servers for multiplayer shooters: you die, you get kicked.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 00:25

I know, right? It's silly how few people do metaprogramming, but it also makes me optimistic that there may still be a niche I could fill with a business I started. Wanna join?

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 07:50

Donate if you want Edward Cullen to turn Justin Bieber into a forever young handsome sparkling vampire.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 08:12

Conformancer ― a powerful law-abiding wizard.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 08:16

Confirmancer ― a wizard who confirms all the inane rumours and talks or claims to be an eyewitness to them.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 09:09

The former is usually seen on TV bashfully trying to describe his disapproval of somebody else's unusual actions.
The latter dwells in youtube comments.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 14:01

I should be really going outside to meet an old friend of mine, but I feel very nervous about getting to know his acquaintances. What if somebody lives in roughly the same part of the city as I do and we will have to take ride home together? Last time that happened, we spent the whole journey mildly criticizing religion, business and politics―subjects that are banned on the ham radio, to give you a clue―and that was our first chat ever!

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 14:08

Veggie, you are a human being, god dammit! Go and chew somebody's face off!

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 17:27

If people's gayness is said to be determined by their genetics then they should be legally recognized only if they have a medical certificate that proves their gayness. And only these people should be allowed to marry with all benefits that it provides.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 17:32

What about transorientationists?

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 18:07

They should be told to stop pretending and get some spanking.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 18:10

I think you wanted to say "If people's gayness is determined by their genetics", which, by the way, probably isn't the case.
I don't think I like the concept of a person's sexuality being "legally recognized", and I don't understand why you would.
I'm not quite sure why you're trying to put this arbitrary restriction on gay marriage. Marriage as an institution is already sort of broken nowadays, and restricting people's access to it (or the benefits it provides) based on their sexual orientation alone is plain and stupid discrimination. I expect you have some vague ideas of why it isn't; let me tell you where you're wrong.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 20:53

various objects in space

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 21:57

Homosexual families are not (re)productive for society. They are only going to march through the streets on their gay parades and bring gayness to the masses. Providing them with benefits of traditional families (e.g., tax advantages) whilst denying them for people just living together (e.g., roommates, friends or co-workers)―that is discrimination.

As for child adoption (assuming it is allowed for people in question), benefits from it should be equal for all adopters.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 22:24

Why would anybody make a modern interpretation of opera classics? Why would anybody want to watch it even if it was free?

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 22:28

I remember putting three petals of a sakura blossom inside Kurt Vonnegut's Jailbird, but I don't remember which page it was. All I could find was a bit of dust.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 22:30

Vaporwave is pretty nice

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 08:02

Hello, Sun! Let me just close these drapes over here.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 08:27

There is a problem with those drapes.

442 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7216 08:39

Helpful advice: if your ice-cream became too hard to carve in the freezer you can use a sharp knife to cut it out.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 09:27

Imagine that we are all software. It doesn't change anything from an everyday perspective. All menial tasks and routines remain the same, but the concept of reincarnation suddenly starts making sense.

444 Name: [Twitter trainee]!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7216 13:18

I'm off to IKEA, twitter.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 13:26

>>442 carve yourself, piss stain!

446 Name: [Twitter trainee]!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7216 13:43

I'm going to buy everything that has a Swedish flag or "made in Sweden" printed on it.

447 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7216 14:09

>>445, shh.
Unlike you I don't have social network accounts that denote me as a DQN or that have any niche jokes or memes posted. So, shh.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 15:55

Why are you staring at me? Do I know you? Is there something on my face?

449 Name: [Twitter trainee]!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7216 17:57

Coming home. I feel tired and a bit lonely, yet satisfied because of all this useless tat and a nice Swedish dinner.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:00


451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:03

These folding seats feel so uncomfortable. I bet this is how child seat in a car feels like.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:16

Subway sandwich: blue with white, and smells of bums.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:19

Sleep tight, old bum. You will be the only survivor if "potential enemy" strikes first.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:37

I name you Artyom, old bum, for you shall get metro rid of whatever the book protagonist gets it rid of.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:02

O, my! O, my! What a treacherous little phone! Turning off on its own master!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:08

No offence, Muslim brothers, but a girl in a head wrap just looks more "explode-y" than any other girl. Statistics would probably back my words up.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:17

>>445, you poop on a boot! You... You cum in a bum!

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 21:05

Action packed adventurer

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 21:32

Don't be evil.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:15

I'm so uncertain whenever I would like to see a continuation or a remake of FLCL. On the one hand, I hold it as the greatest anime of all time, and I would love to see it again in a fresh style, now that time has passed. On the other, due to the very same reason I'm very afraid that they might botch it, and that subtle magic of the original series will disappear.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:45

Don't worry. There will never be a remake or continuation of FLCL.

Gainax is dead.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:53

Oh my god, there are actually some smart and sane people reading and responding to youtube comments! I even learned something new there today. I'm shocked, I'm stunned, my hope for humanity is at an all-time high.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:56

I'd like to equate the number of posts in the "current thought" threads.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 23:45

Do you mean dead as a company, i.e. bankrupt, or "spiritually", "creatively" dead? In the second case, it's even more troubling because they might want to revive or restart the classics.

However, I will always remember them for DAICON opening animations.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:18

And a guy in the other thread is trying to widen the gap!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:24

Just to think of it, we are nearing 1000 posts total! In just as little as 36 days!

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:28

Having two simultaneous threads feels like being inside a bipolar brain though.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 08:55

― Hey, catch this memostick and get out of here!
― But I told you to use a minimemodisk!
― It jammed! Now, hurry! Run!

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 09:45

Poll: Do you always pee when you have to poop?

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 10:37

I want to go to Austria and watch kangaroos and then travel to neighbouring Denmark to do some skiing.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 12:39

The concept of some sort of trading cards and "ultra-rares" in blind bags is sickening. What's the importance of those characters if I have never heard of them and they hold no personal appeal? You could at least make them look nice. And don't give me the regular "kids would enjoy any crap" rubbish!

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:26


473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:42

First names in Latin are baffling. For example, girls were usually called by their order: Maior, Minor (or Secunda), then Tertia and so on. For boys ordinal numbers as a name began on the fifth son. However, you could be one of the first four and still be named Decimus.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:49

Corean Cowls are cewl.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 13:51

Andy Warhol was a tit.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 16:12

Wait, was it Alan Prost just now? I think it was him.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 17:18

Nothing makes people more excited and happy in the zoo than a large animal with an erection.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 17:55

Writing CVs makes me feel like a total wanker.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 19:14

For some reason I thought at first that you were writing it in Japanese!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 20:40

There is absolutely no reason to do that.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:07

Does anyone have any experience with twitter? What is a polite form to post? Do you have to greet your followers every morning? What topics are NG, what should I avoid? Should I hash-tag everything or should I turn them into punchlines?

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:10

I'm crying just because my eyes hurt. I haven't felt any emotions lately except annoyance and anger. But mostly it's numbness.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:20

Trawling in the seas,
These reefs, they will not heal.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:52

You call this a flooding? Your ankles are barely covered!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 22:13

Twitter Veteran here.

I recommend posting at least several times a day, but there is no standard style for it. Just try what comes naturally, people prefer a unique style. I recommend staying a little informal.

Generally, it's wise to stay away from any sort of discussion about Religion, Race or such things. Hashtags are best used occasionally, mainly to provide context or an additional comment. A good example would be: "Wow, I loved that episode of FLCL" vs "Wow, I loved that episode! #FLCL" In my opinion, the latter is a good use of hashtags, and your tweet is now easily found by other fans of FLCL. This way, people with similar interests will find you more easily.

Additionally, I don't speak for everyone when I say this but within my group of friends, text-speak is frowned upon.
So, tweet frequently, and make sure to "index" your activities when you post updates, by adding the occasional hashtag!

If your experience is anything like mine was, you'll probably find a bunch of people with similar interests and form a close group, not unlike an IRC channel. Good luck!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 23:47

Only frauds and crooks would want technology like Google Glasses to be banned, because they don't want you to secretly record them constantly breaking laws. That's why you might hear all sorts of outcries about privacy from politicians, experts and other lot. They'd argue that it's both for other people (camera), and for you (tracking). But hey, what about CCTV and smartphones? The former already watch you almost everywhere: streets, banks, bars, shops, transport ― all sorts of public places where personal privacy hardly exists anyway. It's just that in case of CCTV the information is much easier to control and manipulate, which is good news for corrupt officials and conmen. As for GPS and mobile network tracking, well, it's nothing new since the advent of iPhone.

As long as you don't plan on becoming a villain, this magnificent piece of technology is your friend.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 00:11

As technology becomes more and more precise, dust particles turn finer and finer. No filters will be able to hold it soon.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 00:14

more like deflatable bed

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 00:19

Help! He's trying to put a gay spell on me!

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 02:38

Of course I have something to hide.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 04:10

I agree that Google Glass isn't any more privacy-invading than existing technology, and I'm all for it. As you note, it gives the citizens equal footing with the government that is already watching you.

However, I disagree that only the guilty care about privacy. Privacy gives us freedom and comfort. This article sums up my feelings pretty well:

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 05:29

please stop

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 07:19

stop discussing things on a discussion board?

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 08:06

Alarm clock is the worst invention ever.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 09:11

No, there isn't a "commie" republic within Russia, it's Komi Republic.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 10:30

What about language if English is not my first language? I understand that it mostly depends on my personal preference, but is it okay to mix them, or should I just write country/city in a profile info? So people would go, "Wow! He's from that country and he knows English!" It is not the same as youtube, however, where people seem to subscribe just for funny accents and silly jokes.

As for text-speak, I don't know it. And why would anybody bother to decipher a message if its author didn't put any effort into writing it?

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 10:41

Yes, but I agree with Dali's idea of mixing the "substances" to be repulsive. He had a wonderful idea of toilet/throne that would look like a sculpture of two dolphins with their mouths open.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 10:42

u thing u loose

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 11:51

I just invented a portmanteau for "awful nuisance". It's awfulance!

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 11:53

Yoshinoya Veteran here.

I recommend going there at least several times a day, but there is no standard style for it. Just eat what comes naturally, the chefs prefer a unique style. I recommend staying a little informal.

Generally, it's wise to stay away from any sort of extra-large, extra-sauce, or other such grandiose requests. Extra orders are best used occasionally, mainly to provide garnish or additional flavor. A good example would be: "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" vs "Give me a beef bowl with extra green onion." In my opinion, the latter is the vet's way of eating, and the taste is unbeatable. Just beware that this way, the chefs will have you marked from then on.

Additionally, I don't speak for everyone when I say this but within my group of gourmets, women and children are frowned upon.
So, eat frequently, and make sure to "garnish" your orders by adding the occasional extra green onion!

If your experience is anything like mine was, you'll probably find a bunch of competitors on the opposite side of the U-shaped table and fight to the death, not unlike a kaiten zushi. Good luck!

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.