[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

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801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 22:18

Perfect time to sleep is NOW.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 22:55

I need to go to the bathroom.

803 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7235 23:28

Espeon never thinks.

804 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7235 23:50

Espeon is completely numb inside...

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 05:36

I wonder if having an army of genetically engineered super lolis is unethical.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 08:25

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 12:26

Gentlemen, behold! My newest invention: the mini paper towel!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 13:04

>>807

  • It fits in your bag, take it with you anywhere!
  • Put it on a shelf! Put it in a drawer! In the glovebox of your car! Give it to your friend! Wrap somebody in it to play the mummy!
  • It has all advantages of a full-sized paper towel in a TINY package!
  • Save your money, save the forest, save the planet by wasting 3 to 4 times less paper per sheet!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 13:59

Wait a second... this is just a small paper towel! I want my money back!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 16:01

never

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:17

>>809
Mine was just a roll of toilet paper!

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:19

Toy Kikko

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:25

<span> king

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:48

Broken board starts below the next thread. You were warned.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:25

People are busy promoting their own board in the other thread. What a shame.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:48

Let me open my notebook and organize my thoughts.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:59

I think I'll post in this one this time.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 21:41

The next week is going to be a busy one. To make things worse I don't have regular time sinks like job or school, so I will have to rely upon my drifting sleep-wake times, deal with a "I'm going to do whatever I want" attitude and try to make most of my time budget.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 21:49

Did you know that astronauts on ISS have a "time budget", which staff on the ground manages as if it was an actual budget? I would like to do the same with myself.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 22:37

It is in a shower and is a chair.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:50

>>820
I should just live in a tank of some lysol like solution with a gas mask and videogoggles with a mouse and keyboard, that way I never have to move.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:54

Lysol?.. LCL...

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 09:09

It is clear that Snowden is just an innocent victim in the hands of China and Russia. USA is the land of freedom and not the leading police state at all.

824 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7237 09:56

May I offer you some ocha?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 10:40

Carbon-based lifeforms against unfair exploitation of carbon fibre.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 18:57

Running is fun!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 19:08

I'd recommend trying it if you haven't already.

Take it easy but get yourself some good shoes.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 19:42

I was all sweaty, but it didn't smell! You could lick me all over, I would taste salty like a snack and without any repulsive smell also!

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 20:10

pumped up cat

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 20:22

Extramartial relationships...
Extramartian...
Extrasamaritan!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 21:43

Chow on it.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 22:12

But the war was short lived and a thousand year peace broke out.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 23:17

Do you think you can write your name down in the history? This bullet says that you can only do it together with mine!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 23:54

I can't afford to travel to the mysterious lands of Japan.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 23:56

I'm grinding my teeth.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 00:13

I don't like people spazzing out on-line.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 07:37

I know that wikipedia is not good for 'controversial' things, but oh wow

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 08:21

making some tea

839 Name: : 1993-09-7238 10:05

/dqn/ is shit

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 10:48

You stroll, you fall.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 13:12

Don't give him attention!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 15:41

You are you.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 15:48

>>841
It's a bad piece of attempt at "social engineering" to scare people away or promote something else. I say we should give him all attention he wants by beheading him.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:25

>>842
circular reasoning

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:36

Jerking sleazy hipsters

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:37

remind me again why anon text boards arent popular in the west

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 18:02

Grease me up, and let's roll.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 18:23

Fractals: where you really can have your cake and eat it

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:19

>>844
I am not you.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:27

I say, fuck it. Stop trying to stop the climate change. You will bring it upon yourself and you will be the ones to blame. You will probably invent a god of Cool when the time comes, and consider it to be upset. I will just laugh in your face.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:33

Medusa to Viking, abandon shit!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 08:14

I'm panting in my panties

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 08:35

Don't type with your hands dirty.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 10:42

Hypermotivation couching

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 10:46

>>848
Do I get infinite cake in Fractals, or is it infinitely small cake?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 11:24

>>849
If I am I because you are you, and if you are you because I am I, then I am not I, and you are not you.

>>850
baka baka

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 11:32

Whenever you feel like you have climbed a hypothetical mountain of accomplishments, slide down and have fun!

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 12:00

I'm dressed.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 12:02

>>856
But we're all together!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 15:38

Topple the angsty teens.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 18:43

WWJD if he was a Japanese catgirl?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 18:45

Oh, wait here's a better one, it made me gigglesnort:

  • What would Richard Stallman do if he was a Japanese catgirl?
  • man cat

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 19:45

Feed your legs by stomping on food. Make a smoothie, pour it on the floor and run on it. Be careful not to hurt yourself!

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:32

If your cook doesn't suck, kiss your cook. Otherwise, somebody might perceive this as snowballing.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:46

Executed by being wrapped in a man-sized heat-shrink tube.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:20

I might watch this, I might not.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:39

If you don't run you get undone

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:47

Nissan Juke looks like shit. Seriously, it reminds me of cheap chinese toy cars.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 09:29

Flex your right tit if you ever tried steroids.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 11:05

Don't mind people with JavaScript turned off, they probably browse web in text mode anyway.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 13:42

If you need to apply pressure to something, put it on a rail track.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 18:33

>>868
If Nissan was competing with Porsche Cayenne on shitty looks, it won hands down.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 19:56

50 shades of cool

874 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7240 20:13

I wonder.

875 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7240 20:15

>>874
Wront, 001C not 0001C

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:32

Crossed and double crossed!

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:01

>>875
Huh? Information separator 4? Are you trying to hax something??

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:55

Midget Assault Alpha

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:57

... he cocked his cock and aimed carefully

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:03

Pull the cock, but do so gently!

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:32

Ah, finally a breeze of not-so-superheated air.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:39

How many volts Vcore?! Jesus Christ, you power-hungry whore!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:50

Don't miss the KANCHO !!!

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 23:20

>>877
<control> not seperator 4. Java doesn't take nicely to it.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 04:34

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 04:42

Did you know that PASMO is actually a Polish word?

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 09:48

Time to run, man.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 13:24

That's tiring 3500 metres run for one man; one small step for mankind on its fight with obesity.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 13:39

come on, mouse; pwn some noobs, mouse

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 14:58

You're doing great, little mouse. Thanks, mouse.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 16:44

Look here, piece of shit bladder. I have stood up. That means stop leaking. Thanks.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 16:52

throbbling throbbles throbbed the throb.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 17:06

Thouse.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 20:44

Historical drama: self-conscious moustache travels in time with inventor of a time-machine. It barely escapes when some bloodthirsty dinosaur bites professor's head off. Moustache then tames it, travels back in time to the American Civil War and frees the slaves.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 21:44

Unko occurred.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 22:39

I am the cutest!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 23:52

Sleepover of the fattest

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:00

Dear Weather God, please turn the heat down below 27C. I'm inoperable at temperatures higher than this.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:02

You might also void my warranty, BTW.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:22

We are on the last stretch towards unification of two threads. Don't test your nucular weapons now, North Korea!

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