Changes in v11.0:
Games are totally rad! My entire body is ready for more games!
>>702
I read this in the voice of a kid on a TV commercial exclaiming with fake enthusiasm.
Swarovski encrusted moustache.
I wonder how big a percentage of all commercial shipping from Japan destined for Western Europe goes through the port of Vladivostok and gets moved the rest of the way by train.
みなさんもおつつ！
I want to walk in space without a space suit
ttp://www.excite.co.jp/world/english is still carrying out many thingsｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
If only somebody could rotate the planet 8 hours backwards, I would finally synchronize my sleep-wake schedule with day light.
Breakfast is coming inside of me.
Nihilism! Nihilism!
Fat people can roll down the street at high speeds essentially saving a lot of time for feeding.
Jaka Srbija
Idea for a short psychedelic / insightful story for children: animated self-conscious moustache runs away after being mistreated by its owner, who can't find a girlfriend afterwards.
Genre: existential meditation.
Peristalsis malfunction! Evacuate! Evacuate!
Idea for a short film (3-7 minutes): close up shot of a mouth biting and chewing on moustache and later on soul patch or beard with a help of fingers. Live action scenes are blended with hand-drawn animation. Variety of actors, including a ginger. The title could be taken from >>714 with "Episode 0" or "Prequel" added.
prep perps
It's hard to take a shower with lights out.
Too close for comfort, you git.
Exercise! Forget about your soul and mind and train your body.
Scram, kids! I can pwn you even with my old mouse. Your summer vacation will be your funeral.
Action movie; the moustache's uncle is shaved in cold blood by a gang of street robbers, even though its rival Mafia clans couldn't reach him. The moustache then have to take the charge of all operations and find and punish murderers.
Post "Yatta!" if you are happy with your plans.
I should probably do something about all these spiders.
Internet connection went down. I'm having a panic attack because my Internet addiction became so evident and I can't "browse it off".
I have to strike through most of the items in my to do list, cross them out.
Final fight idea: moustached superhero jumps down from a cliff and right on the villain. After a short struggle the villain tears hero's moustache off thinking that it will render him powerless. But the superhero quickly recovers and easily defeats his opponent, it becomes evident that his moustache was just a regular facial hair.
I find it funny that I'm looking forward to college, knowing it'll be less busy than my life currently is.
If only I had something to do if I left now.
>>733
Laggy smartphone and a cheap slow dataplan.
Everything is too slow to handle my multitab browsing technique.
>>734
Ah, I've been in that exact situation before. I eventually weaned myself off my internet addiction after painfully suffering through the laggy slow phone.
Then I got a good smartphone with unlimited fast data and my internet addiction quickly returned! Hooray!
The Internet is back on-line, but after a series of crashes Chrome murdered all of the tabs. Totally uncool. Seems that 725-man cursed me. I'm gonna call voodoo police.
my imouto is getting into otoge
i don't know how to feel about this.
Now almost every program crashes at launch. And then at restart, including ie, ff and chrome. IE is the only one that recovers.
>>737
I don't know what imouto and otoge are, but I feel slightly envious.
>>738
Disabled C3/C6 in BIOS, the problem disappeared. Operation "Chrome History Repeating" was successful.
Today's breakfast was delicious as well as nutritious. It feels good to make healthy choices.
I read a meaningful comment on youtube today.
Idea for a "deus ex machina": mysterious ninja appears from the shadows and throws moustache-shaped shurikens at bad guys helping protagonist escape.
I hate it when people generalize
I hate it when people use assumptions.
Or use serif fonts.
Moustaches have been appropriated and consequently ruined by the same shitface "artists" (almost universally female, not to make a point) who thought "steampunk" (i.e. gluing gears to octopodes) wasn't the worst idea they ever had
fuck off with your moustaches
>>748
We have to fight moustache stereotypes. Women and gay people can fight for themselves, but moustaches can't.
Look at old portraits. How handsome those men were! Look at their clothes and compare them to what we have to wear now. Look at their facial hair and compare them to crappy soul patches and goatees of our times!
Don't you ever derive "improved" from "improv" again if you value your life.
Messin' with da Shakespeare's Cru.
Those who have cats doesn't fear Slender.
This new computer's maximum graphics lie somewhere between plaintext and e17, and it can't run minecraft. But it does have a good amount of memory and good processors.
I have decided to renounce my love for Sweden and admit that I am a nihongophile, no matter how many scornful things I say about Japan.
Dear diary,
Today I went outside, but I haven't talked to a single human being.
Oh, the joys I've discovered because of Daedalus!
Programming is boring and unrewarding. You write hundreds of lines of coloured text just to get some half-arsed buggy result.
I just tried it to prove my point, and I must admit there is that perverted joy of concentrating on a problem.
Hmm, come to think of it, 2 users have exact same logins.
Found you! Found you! Found you!
Ok, once tomorrow's exam is over I can do whatever I want! [citation needed]
Quake-like FPS video game with different kinds of moustache as vanity items.
help they are generalizing again
>>762
Cool! My exams are coming soon. I'm going to make another attempt to get a formal higher education.
AM! I! READY!? NOOOO‼
>>766
It's perverted and unholy! You, programmers, are trying to play god!
You don't have to be an overhuman for this.
Come, all ye non-believers, break the bread and drink the wine
Give her your baited breath, for love there's always time
June 21 is Solstice. Solstice of my buttocks.
I want to improve my website.
>>770
Lucky you! I want to drawn myself in VNs instead of revising too!
I went on the Internet last night and watched several Top Gear clips.
Now I'm feeling like I am Jeremy Clarkson.
Idea for a play: a self-conscious moustache teams up with a young boy whose dream is to travel to India by train. There it saves Indian women on the dark streets of Delhi by jumping on their faces to make them look manly and scare all potential assailants away.
Jesus, he knows me!
Jesus... knows me?!
That fucking Windows 8 keeps adding English (US) ― International to my keyboard layouts despite of English (UK) ― International and Dvorak being already there.
Alright, let's code the shit out of it by midnight!
Ready! Set! Go!
Codename: Strawberry Sundae.
It just pops out when you least expect it.
All right, make it Web 3.0 and you got yourself a deal.
Get hissed.
Get hissed, punk. Get hissed, idiot.
Smacked by a train.
A friend advises me to run regularly. But it's tedious and boring, and it means less time staring at the shiny screen.
Don't use "weeaboo" when referring to a Japanese-positive WWW populace, it's rude.
Despite my excitement, the internet has nothing I really want to see
Sail forth, Space Battleship Yamato!
>>791
I want to make a space battleship in the form of Smoked Salmon with laser cannons everywhere, and maybe one that's a giant loli.
It's settled. I'm going to run to increase my health and quality of life. I will outrun aging and cancer.
>>794
But can your quality posts outrun the looming expiry date of DQN?
How is that even possible?
He crashed moustachefirst.
vc: ride
HEY LIBERATOR FROM THE FAR OFF, DO SOMETHING YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.
Ha, let's get this over 800 too! We are past the point of 1.5 thought threads. Can you believe it?
