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1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

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501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 13:18

Do you know any good plants for a small room? I was going to ask about "oxygen-producing" ones, but then remembered that plants breathe at nights and consume almost as much oxygen as they produce in daylight.

Sansevieria should be good.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 13:21

I want to fill my room with oxygen and flick a lighter.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 15:56

Stupid lorry driver, where did you learn to park? Way to turn a slight curve into a sharp turn.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 20:02

>>496
I know a lot of people who speak English, though it is not their first language. There's definitely people who switch between them however.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 21:59

>>491
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/06/02/opinion/sunday/the-banality-of-googles-dont-be-evil.html
I don't share Assange's grim and pessimistic depiction of the future, but I like the title picture.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 22:04

The world's largest Giant Ass

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 22:07

>>505
ttp://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/06/02/sunday-review/02ASSANGEsub/02ASSANGEsub-superJumbo.jpg extra large (with extra sauce)

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 22:53

Don't think, trust your gut.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 23:00

You want how much for your work? You're researching the drug that will save millions, probably even you! It's for everybody, and it's for you! You should have a personal interest in this. Come on, do it for free.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 23:03

>>501
aloe

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 23:42

ESA, please stop giving names of the greatest scientists to what is basically a space lorry that will be destroyed on re-entry.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:04

People are going to launch spacecraft for a couple decades then consider that "there is nothing worth out there". Thus they will slowly descend into Apathy.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:14

Blessed by Noseybonk.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:16

science is theologically incorrect

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:20

God put us on the ground and put the "ancient" stuff under it as toys and gifts for us (bones and oil?)

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:23

Natural gas should be considered "Our Lord's flatulence", and all rights to its extraction, sale and distribution should be given to Vatican.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:49

Loss of ironic thought.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:53

There wasn't a cute librarian...

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 10:41

Let's go on a train and pretend that it's The Enterprise!

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 10:53

Bash him in PMs and stalk him all over the web forums!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:23

To mend a diesel car buy a new one with a petrol engine.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:26

>>500
What if onions give me a stomach ache?

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:28

slo.wr, web 2.0 portal for people who like to take things easy.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:41

wanna go to space

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 13:18

space ship docking photos and videos are strangely erotic

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 14:19

Too bored to read.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 16:01

burgled king

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 16:08

Repent and homogenize!

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 16:10

Research topic: "Consequences of sexting on an interplanetary flight."

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 17:45

Don't lie about "the new format".

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 17:48

>>529
Missing a critical time window, over/undershooting target, failing proper reentry operations. Probably short circuits and malfunctions caused by free-flying liquids.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 18:54

Eat chocolates. Eat more chocolates.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:17

Best hiding spot is under bunk bed's upper... err... upper deck.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:38

>>529
Unexpected levels of CO2.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:40

>>529
Spontaneous self-combustion. At least my mum told me that this would happen if I ever masturbate.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:42

Are we there yet?

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:51

>>1 is a mischievous ne'er-do-well.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:53

When you see somebody planking, plank that person and make sure that your crotch is over their butt. Get an erection if you don't find this set-up embarrassing enough.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:05

You choose, I lose.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:18

Won't let you pick, dork, forget it.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:36

Do you have your nasal hair trimmed?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:38

Ring me forever, alarm clock.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:41

>>/566
Get yourself a computer, or at least a smartphone or Nintendo DS.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:52

>>541
Nasal hair is manly.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:54

Don't give up now.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:58

That bus seat makes me feel like I'm a soldier riding on a Huey, ready to rain down fire and freedom on the villages below.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 22:07

>>541
Yes.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:07

Focus your Qi.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:10

Keep your cadence steady. No, it doesn't have anything to do with your collection of pony toys, just keep cycling.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:12

Keep your cadence below 60 rpm, and your knees will bend backwards in a year or two. Amateur cyclist will laugh at you limping around.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:14

I meant "amateur cyclists", the timid lot. Little do they know what future holds for them.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:27

That is BENT KNEES, of course!

Thank you, everyone, thank you! You're the best audience I have ever had!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:28

But seriously, get on the bike. SPIN IT FAST LIKE A PRO! It's good for your butt and tummy, you know.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:30

A cavalcade of bicycles riding towards the sunset.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:32

It's late, but it's never late for BICYCLES.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:33

If you're confused YELL.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:34

If you're confused, RIDE A BICYCLE!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:36

Shiny >>1 with hair of Hatsune Miku.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:37

tear and wear

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:42

I could use some chocolate-flavoured toothpaste right now.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:44

Twitching aim and a hairy trigger are the most important skills of any competitive FPS gamer.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:45

The ability of tumbling and tumbling around to dodge incoming bullets is essential too.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:46

Cool breeze.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:47

Motocross Champion for Famicom is the best game ever.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:48

>>548
My Chi Is Mad Focused Yo

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:49

You're hardly expressive

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:50

Ever heard of pitted keratolysis? You might want to get yourself checked.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:51

I still miss thesaurus, the scary beast.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:52

I'm getting all of my ideas from twitter.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:53

Too bad people on submarines can't post there. Only people with subs in their mouths and instagram photos of them.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:55

Still, >>/594 is bringing Studio 2000 back, which is a good news.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:57

Idea for a movie/video game: zombies on bicycles slow and fast; teaches the importance of steady pedalling.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:58

Better idea: swimming zombies fighting sharks and saving the day. Include an intimate scene with fishermen and/or coastal guard.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:00

Enough of good ideas and healthy lifestyle tips for today, fuck it.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:01

I wish the anime board was a little more active, but not as much as here.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:04

>>575
A rare event is happening here: the race between ( ˃ ˂)‼ Anime can wait.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:08

CUTE LIBRARIAN ALARM! I'm lost for words already.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:13

Should I request Kamasutra and casually ask her whenever she read it, and wouldn't she like some practice?

Vc: rejizz

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 02:16

>>575
When the seeds we planted 6 years ago elsewhere come to fruition everyone will come to our anime board because the other place will fester to that degree.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 03:57

XBOX one: It runs on goat urine and needs a stable 4556 TB/s connection to not play games.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 06:07

Good morning!

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 06:24

>>580
It looks like a VCR. It has a generic PC inside that you could buy for $700 about a year ago (which will become "1.5-2 years ago" when Xbox One is released). It's rubbish.

Install Windows on it, Microsoft, add keyboard and mouse support and let people go Pro on your Microcsoft-branded PC!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 06:28

Going to teach myself some Python now.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 06:40

I want to be mauled by a polar bear.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 06:58

Rain will wash my tears away.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 07:15

Triangulation is the way to go.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 07:17

shabby flabbergasters

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 07:36

Karate-chop attackers on your freedom.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 07:48

It's morning. It's 0748 of September 7220, don't argue.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 08:20

They say that there is at least one giant superstructure, a string, in each universe. Does it mean that it's a rival of DQN?

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 08:21

Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 09:09

Tie a ribbon on it.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 10:03

Quit watching porn and come help me.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 10:06

penetration exhibition

595 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7220 10:59

Would it upset you greatly if I referred to my hands as fore-paws, etc?

596 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7220 11:01

I mean if it would I won't do that. I'm trying to be cute, see? Being annoying isn't cute at all. Also, additional stress might shorten your lifespan. I wouldn't want this either.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 11:16

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 11:56

Oh cock, people on the street must heard me sing.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:37

stuck in a poop chute head-first

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:43

I've never played PvP in multiplayer games because I'm a shy asshole.

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