We come on tha sloop john b
My fuckin grandfather n' me
Around nassau hood our phat asses did roam
Drankin all night
Got tha fuck into a gangbangin' fight
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den

So hoist up tha john bs sail
See how tha fuck tha mainsail sets
Call fo' tha captain ashore
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den

Da first dawg he gots faded
And broke up in tha capns trunk
Da constable had ta come n' take his ass away
Sheriff john stone
Why don't you leave me alone, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den

So hoist up tha john bs sail
See how tha fuck tha mainsail sets
Call fo' tha captain ashore
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Why don't you let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
(hoist up tha john bs sail)
Hoist up tha john b
I feel so broke up I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den

Da skanky cook his schmoooove ass caught tha fits
And threw away all mah grits
And then tha pimpin' muthafucka took n' he ate up all of mah corn
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Why don't they let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
This is da most thugged-out shitty trip Ive eva been on

So hoist up tha john bs sail
See how tha fuck tha mainsail sets
Call fo' tha captain ashore
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Why don't you let me bounce back ta tha doggy den