[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:28

Changes in v11.0:

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50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 23:16

>>44
I'm happy, hope you're happy too.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:16

nipah

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:44

What a joy to find myself alive this rainy morning!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:53

>>47
The god shall slay you whenever it sees fit.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:59

Let Satan be your guide on the Internet.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 09:09

>>53
by god i meant the universe, and the universe has no intention, the universe simply is

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 14:20

>>55
What if it does, but we, puny humans, can't comprehend it? It could be a hivemind superior to our own Superstructure.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 14:21

I wish I could embrace millions.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 15:33

Too many concurrent thoughts, I must be bipolar!

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 23:48

They would probably cry and complain that I cheat if my gaming handle wasn't looking so much like a real name.

60 Name: 59 : 1993-09-7187 23:50

I bet surrounding it with "xX" will get them talking.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 05:26

>>57
I read that as "mittens".

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 08:55

I would need some huge figurative footwear to survive on a figurative thin ice, literally speaking.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 09:05

Would you like A BANGING DONK on it, sir?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 17:02

I offer up to you this tank park salute.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 18:30

Why is this young man dressed up like a little girl?

66 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7188 20:16

Whenever you think or feel, post here!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 21:48

Big Sean's "Dance" is an unbelievably degrading song. In fact, I lost my ability to appreciate the choral movement of the 9th Symphony.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 08:16

Is it possible to choke on dust during sleep and die?

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 09:13

>>48
Can you enumerate all the Toms you know, along with the reasons for hating them?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 10:03

>>69
I shall compile and post a list after my dissertation hand-in on Thursday, face-sex-san.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 14:33

That's it, who invited the necrophile?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 17:44

Apparently we're all >>1

73 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7189 22:03

Whoever (the OP?) accused me of being the only poster in this thread is desperately trying to get some replies in his or, hopefully, even provoke a flame war. His other posts are also like that, e.g. controversial statements or questions.

More interesting, however, is the fact that two current thought threads has, basically, locked the board up. This could only mean that there are only three or four of dokyuns alive in the whole world.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 22:06

>>73
As far as I know, in any given exchange on an anonymous board, there's only you, me, and the other guy.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 22:10

what if you could post images on /dqn/

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 01:02

>>75
Then we'd be Sageru.
Though only the smart Jisaku Jiens can relly post images there.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 12:41

The other OP is desperate to get this thread from the first page. Bumping shitty threads with shitposts for that purpose is pretty low.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 12:43

>>75
We'd probably suffocate under a thick layer of image macros.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 15:45

>>78
We're dokyun, not idiots.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 15:54

>not listening to Popol Vuh

ISHYGDDT

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 20:55

>>80
who are you quoting

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 21:04

>>81
I'm not quoting anyone

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 22:36

>>82
Ishgiggy Godot.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 23:21

What are benefits of cycling if I'm restricted to the same lane with speeding heavily loaded trucks?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 08:38

I'm wondering who is that unfunny guy who created another one "my current thought" thread.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 09:01

>>85
It's ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 10:37

>>86
I'd punch his smug face in.

88 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7191 17:52

If only people weren't following fads, I would be able to find solitude under sakura and not under some other cherry tree. It was rather small, its blossoms were simply white and not as cute, but at least no one was around, not even cyclists.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:18

The necrophiliac should really quit flooding DQN with useless threads.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:42

My eyes are tired, my hand is tired, and I'm about to ram this tablet through display and then break it over my knee. I can't admit that I can't draw.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 08:45

Where is the damn package?

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:15

What makes that obscure Arabic music even worse are people who try to sing along.

93 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7192 19:32

Maybe it will be empty on Monday?..

94 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7192 19:43

I bet, it will be... Because the blossoms are all gone.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 10:25

Computing for free doritos.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 11:02

"What a spectracular sight!" Timmy gasped, captivated by the sheer beauty of refrecation.

97 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7193 12:00

On the bright side, it's one socialist jerk less for my contact list.

98 Name: Petition to change thread title : 1993-09-7193 12:22

Original thread title:
[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11]

Proposed new thread title:
[Contentless]ITT !ESpeoN/nPA posts right now [ASAP] their current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11]

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 12:57

I pwn them like a pro and they aren't complaining. Why the heck aren't those stupid gamers complaining?!

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 13:04

>>98
That would be silly. Let's rename the other one into [Contentless]ITT !ESpeoN/nPA posts without tripcode [ASAP] their current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] while we are at it.

And then call the whole board "The Elitist Superstructure of His Tripcodeness".

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 14:33

It's time to crunch, and munch, and consume, and devour some smoked salmon.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 18:14

Silly people... Scurrying to get some cheap silly freebies as a substitute for worthless memories, that they won't retain anyway.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 21:11

If only web designers had common sense...

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 23:36

Living in a flat, walking on a line,
Fear for yourself until you go flatline.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 00:21

BOARD-WIDE TODO:

  • Post in a thread that doesn't contain "current thought" in its topic.
  • Release emergency mittens.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 09:47

>>105
* Switch formatting to Text Art for maximal immersion.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 09:49

little frilly sillies

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 10:08

Eat less veggies to crack down on your personal greenhouse gases production.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 11:28

>>108
Hold your breath and don't hyperventilate on news about global warming if you want to further reduce your carbon footprint.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 13:11

Computers need "Eject User" lever.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 14:14

What time is it?

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 18:38

>>111
It's time to chew bubblegum, kick ass and do miscellaneous things.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 19:03

If absurd wasn't absurd, how absurd that would be?

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 21:23

My tit for a tat!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 22:33

>>108
Use a buttplug with a pressure valve and a balloon attached to it.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 08:35

Groovy Funky Audiomusik

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 08:47

Google, I command you to fetch me naughty pictures!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 10:19

greenhouse asses

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 10:44

>>118
Pantyhose & arses

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 12:53

That fridge can't be heavy, let me push it.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 14:58

I knew that fridge would fall on its side. I just had to tip it over.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 16:10

What is winning? It's just a state of not losing.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 17:41

Sorry about the fridge and all.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 18:22

The eggs broke. All of 'em.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:04

Sorry for your loss, >>124!

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:52

that was a shitty party

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 22:18

What's the value of t?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 23:44

>>127
What is the purpose of knowing the value of t?

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 00:10

Would I have Sisu if I was Finnish?

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 08:26

>>128
What's the point of doubting the importance of knowing the value of t?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 09:55

I want myself a bicycle. A folding one that I could use for commuting and recreation. But I can't decide on one. Something relatively cheap, lightweight and with large enough wheels would be nice.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 11:56

Why is there a helicopter hovering outside?

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 12:54

that bird is a twitting twat who can't shut up

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 12:57

Whoa what is this silent sage thread. How could this happen without anybody noticing? What's going on?!

Was it the reason why DQN was lagging lately?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 14:21

I think we need old thread patrol. Somebody who would inspect dates of last posts.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 16:55

Drama Queens' Nest

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 16:59

What is 1000GET worth?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 19:16

It is summer. And my eyes have already gone blurry

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 20:32

Oh, come on! Co-op is fun. Why isn't anyone playing it?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 20:34

If matchmaking can't match a matching match, what could matchmaking make then?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 21:57

Come on, Windows. Don't you die on me! I have an unsaved text file with all my deep thoughts.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 00:31

There is nothing worse than policemen who don't know laws.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 00:50

fucking tinted windows

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 01:11

I shouldsleep but I can't

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 05:09

>>127
Have some tea instead

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 08:40

Brains everywhere

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 08:41

I shit you not, brains are all over the place!

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 11:38

I wish youtube existed in the 90s.

149 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7197 12:11

I'm bored of trying to keep this thread alive, you bunch of dead people lovers.

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