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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 01:50

I often wish I could die, go through the process of death myself with no one knowing about it, then wake up the next day as if nothing happened. I feel it would be pretty cathartic.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 01:55

Ees my wiener, ese.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 01:18

I learned about the "text art" setting only to find that it makes an even bigger mess than not setting it does.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 09:11

By boner is only concealed by my tight jeans.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 13:26

My Mandarin Chinese teacher is quite moe.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:09

I demand that if a further DQN album be produced, we name it "DQN ELECTRONICS TEN". Because there's already a 2010 album, and a non-existent 10 album.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:12

Today my relationship with my crush progressed more rapidly than in the last 3 years.
I learnt her name.
But I might have to take it easy with the pace.
Next thing you know you're paying for your ex-wife's childrens' college fees.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 16:07

the Guinness record for loudest flatulence

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 20:25

>>105 MY Mandarin Chinese teacher almost defeated Iron Man. So there.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 22:54

I will have none.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 22:54

Tonight made me remember how depressing my hometown is. I just want to sort myself out and move on to the next chapter in my life as soon as possible, rocky.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 03:22

i dislike Halloween

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 10:17

>>112
I like it. It's an extra challenge at work to try to pick out who's in costume and who's just always that weird-looking.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 12:13

>>112
Got spooked much?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 15:30

Clean the spiral with the spiral. Spiral the spiral. Spiral.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 16:24

I'm not going to be number sixty-two if I can help it.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 16:54

SHIT! I did the wrong number of asterisks.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 21:31

i forgot to say rabbit rabbit today. fuck.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 22:32

>>118 I said white rabbits! I need some good luck more than ever this month.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 23:39

I need to do something abò*5? ?6 ?3/5@_ $8#94$34#

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 00:30

I really do wonder about these people.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 01:02

Normally, I'd leave an old-game-pirating site alone, but I reported this one to the ESA because honestly, if you charge money for pirate downloads, you deserve to get your balls smacked.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 02:59

After reading the splendidly idiotic text file of this Doom mod, I got to thinking that the bit about Duke Nukem becoming Christian could make for a pretty hilarious mod in itself. It could crib ideas from those NES Bible games where instead of a weapon to kill you attacked enemies with "The Word of God" to make them kneel and pray. Picture a suitably Nukem-sounding voice yelling Biblical quotes to make his foes fall on their knees to be saved. Duke would go around getting prostitutes to clean up their act, give anti-drug messages, and act as a missionary to Those Alien Heathens to get them to repent their sins and convert to Christianity.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 10:36

You find yourself at the beginning of a journey.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 12:34

I've reached the "played this game so much I started dreaming about it" stage again. I'm not even surprised any more.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 14:55

>>125
I used to get that a lot, I remember especially having a bunch of dreams where I was in Black Mesa or the UAC base.

Monster Bash gave me nightmares. I think it may have been the only game that ever did, come to think of it.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:15

>>125,126 Did we just talk about this a few weeks ago? I seem to remember talking about playing Katamari a lot and mentally rolling everything irl up, like my girlfriend and the bed during sex

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:24

>>127 yeah, I remember now you brought that up again.

But that was about walking around in your waking hours and feeling like you're still in the game. I just played Portal 2 two years after everyone else did, and sometimes I look around to see the places I could get to with a portal gun.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:39

>>128 I couldn't remember if it was here or another textboard I was on.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 16:04

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 01:05

duck penises

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 12:55

What do I need now? Maslow has no answers.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 13:20

>>130 well hey was it really 17 days ago my my

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 13:23

Dance so hard you forget your troubles, but when you wake up the next day your problems will return with much more force

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 18:48

Time passes so very slowly for some of us.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 19:03

Welcome to Dong's armory!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 22:35

>>118
who the fuck says rabbit rabbit?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 23:02

>>137 I thought that then i looked it up on wikipedia to see the origins of it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 23:23

>>137
It's a /jp/ meme.

(/jp/ is a board on 4chan, a website you pretend not to visit!)

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 00:01

And he drew strange pictures to comfort himself.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 12:47

Qin outlawed Confucianism. He burned scholars alive and destroyed the books. Also he cared what people said about him and executed anyone who was against him.

Qin Shi Huang is an important person in Chinese history because his unification of China lasted for over two millienia (2,000 years).

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 15:53

Let's persevere!

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 18:13

Differentiate f(x) with respect to the feeling of sunlight on one's skin.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 22:51

>>140 I did, but I haven't this time yet.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 00:15

>>141
He's ugly

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 01:03

>>143 that sounds like calculus ON SHROOMS!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 15:37

Let the other thread die! The author himself said it was a mistake! Dear god, it's #11 all over again.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 20:13

I LOVE JAVASCRIPT

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 21:23

How do I stop lagging behind reading DQN?

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 00:04

Shitstainer puzzle

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 02:14

Why can't this test be about hibernating until May.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 14:55

truncate penis

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 21:35

You can call me gravy boy

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 21:39

That must have been the best captcha I've ever had.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 22:29

Holy shit, fifty demons? I wasn't even expecting one.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 23:04

Mandarin rapping is the best thing ever.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 08:31

I just can't friend my middle school crush on Facebook, as much as I want to see her info. It would be too creepy. Also her page is principally in Dutch.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 08:52

>>157
I can't find my high school crush because I can't remember her name.
Or her email because one day I felt awkward and deleted her from windings live messenger.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 12:54

You'll have your harps in Heaven, friend.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 19:20

How do I make my text italicized and bold..?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 19:59

>>160 currently it is impossible to make your text italicized and bold

please try again later

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 20:31

>>161
Is that so?

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 21:18

Fuck this rain.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 22:12

>>158 why would you even want to? Exposing old wounds and all that.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 22:43

I am sorry for sageing when posting relevant information! It was saved in my link box. Please forgive me.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 23:04

Do not look directly at the shoujo.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 00:42

>>157
If you need any help translating, I'd love to help.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 07:52

>>167
Jij hebt ook allemaal kleurtjes haar!
hey hebt gij soms interrese in een nieuwe psp 3000
ze kosten 65 euro de stuk
In de winkel ksoten ze 169 euro
Dus als ge mensen kent want heb er nog enkele staan
Ge kunt een hogere prijs vragen
Loeder leeft gij nog???
Ik mis uuu!
Dikke proficiat aan jullie beide !!!!,
Gelukkige Verjaardag!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 17:41

If I don't kill them now, they'll breed and...

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 19:16

>>168
You also have many colours in your hair!
Hey, are you interested in a new psp 3000?
They're 65 euros each.
In stores, they're 169 euros.
So if you know some people, I still have some in stock.
You could also charge more.
Bitch, are you still alive??? (using an old-fashioned word for bitch for friendly comedic effect)
I miss youuu!
Congratulations to you both !!!!!,
Happy Birthday!

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 22:24

>>170
Thank you!
Not far off from what google translate gave me. But thank you.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 23:33

A 3 way with me, Hana Uehara, and Hayami Miyabi.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 23:52

And it really was just bits and pieces.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 03:59

I wish I could find who sings the song in the background of this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwSx3fr8rnA

Also, I've got to see this movie some day.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 09:32

I need your help, DQN, I'm completely lost! I'm contemplating a purchase of 3DS XL, but console video games are a whole new world for me.

What accessories do I need? A screen filter and a case? What games should I get? Dragon Quest IX? I would like to get a few games with it. Help me, please!

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 11:01

Listen to the trees.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 15:23

Perhaps the next one will be even more Mayan.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 19:31

I swear to god, if this guy doesn't stop playing his fucking trombone next door, I'm going to do something I'll regret.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 23:18

F you in the A and have a nice day.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 00:28

>>175 I want one just for pokémon but sorry i can't offer any more advice

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 01:47

"nige" would be pronounced more like "nidge" rhyming with "fridge" in my mind, rather than the other thing.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 14:25

By the time I try to post, I already thought.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 15:55

I've had enough Jesus for today.

184 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7376 19:49

>>180
Me... me too!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 23:10

Galena! Bastard!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 05:39

I don't know what to do, the emergency mittens are gone, but that in itself is an emergency, but there are no mittens to release. What the hell do I do? I'm freaking out.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 19:30

Youtube broke the comment system, the mittens are gone, I'm the only poster here whenever I post with a trip or not... Is the world coming to an end, the internet coming to an end?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 19:56

THE MITTENS ARE GONE, ALL I GET ARE ASTERISKS, I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASTERISK, I NEED MITTENS.
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US DOKYUNS.
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189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 20:13

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190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 20:39

Beautiful DENMARK

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 21:59

I can hear a frog under the floorboards.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 22:43

I am a frog from under the floorboards
I am the frog from where the wall is cracked
By force of habit, I eat insects
And I must confess I'm very proud of that.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 22:50

>>183
IT'S ALL ABOUT JESUS

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 02:08

F.T.S.O.J.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 03:45

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196 Name: Mr.175 : 1993-09-7378 11:47

Jesus Hebrew Christ, our Lord! AmazonGlobal Priority Shipping is UPS and not USPS Priority Mail that you might think! My 3DS is coming in FAST!!

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 16:10

If you have no respect for the truth then I have no respect for you. Die in silence.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 17:19

>>197
Show me the Reptiloids

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 18:16

It's broken.

How broken?

Nettlebroken!

200 Name: : 1993-09-7378 22:49

circumambulate

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