I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
Video games can be fun, but sometimes they can cause you to get frustrated.
>>902 Just remember, AVGN is a character portrayed by an actor, not a real person.
>>902 Yeah, this guys has decided to take over the AVGN's job: http://news.yahoo.com/producer-reveals-plans-unearth-worst-015247742.html
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard and sandals, and a penis too
It was Sunday all of last week and today is also Sunday.
The mittens keep slipping into the background layer of the board. I can't take it easy like this.
I think my butthole is dry
Yeah, well, if I were a tree I'd probably try to kill you too.
This is the fawning of the age of deerquarius
Today's phrase is "myocardial infarction".
I wonder why you haven't been online recently... busy with university, perhaps. I hope you can find the time to talk soon so we can catch up. It's been too long.
I hate myself and I want to die.
ドキュン NYUZU ARERUTO
neet.nu is redirecting to some weird blog
more updates expected soon
>>916 I noticed that, I assumed it was the expected downtime, and for a placeholder maybe just encourage us to check out a friendly site - it has a link to neet.nu in its links section
what is the image board that is linked from neet.nu's front page? I can't remember the url and i always just go there from neety
My penishead has a couple scars on it where I chafed it with too much rough masturbation. Now I worry that anyone who sees it will think I have an STD. Not that this is likely to become a problem.
GRFAAAHFBAFL
>>918 that'll teach your penis to have such a soft head. next time grow a hard plate like a triceratops.
Golly, we're three quarters of the way to September 10,000th. Remember the 7000th? I know I do. Ah, good times.
>>918 I've got a scar on my penishead too, from a girl wearing a chunky metal ring
I could totally put linux+busybox+... on my phone. It's got a hardware keyboard and android 2.1 is crippled.
At last, I have accumulated the entire おでんぱ☆スタジオ discography. Now... my soul is free...
I'm going to start the next iteration of this thread, and I'm going to omit the full stop. And there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm... free! With new speakers I'm no longer strapped to my computer by a leash that is headphones!
>>926
I'm going to fuck you up, kid. I will make my own thread with a full stop. I will push it to 1000 faster than you and your crappy pals could ever hope.
>>926,928,929
oh god not this shit again
ドンドンパフパフ!
However you look at it it's just not the same, is it?
Haven't I suffered enough yet‽
( ゚ ヮ゚) add support for emergency excitement!
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I'm, like, such a nerd. Saw my brother playing a video game and I IMMEDIATELY recognised what console he was using. It was a PS3.
>>935 wow i hope no1 eats lunch with you at school anymore LOL!
My NERDY friends eat lunch with me. We talk about Netflix and make fun of the otaku freaks
Shift JIS characters are probably used more on here than on any actually Japanese website.
God why can't it be 2005 again
Behold my mighty grasp of internet subcultures.
My vast superiority over CoD kiddies and Gamer Girls!
Such character and intelligence is simply impossible in niches larger than mine.
早く死のう!
My cat is upset because I'm playing with my pokemon instead of her. What am I, her boyfriend?!
Satan's penis in your butthole
I'm upset that I don't have a cat to play with.
Well, in my professional opinion, I would have to say nameko, nameko, nurunuru tekateka, nameko, nameko, name nameko.
Love is my favourite placebo.
Looking at the recent posts I thought this was the BEYOND DQN thread
I was going to bump post without thinking but then I thought too much so now I'm posting here.
What's with Firefox sucking donkey balls these days?
G A K N
You don't have to wear a hat.
You don't have to go to college.
You don't have to ask for extra sauce.
You don't have to build a sacrificial altar to the evil penis god.
You might have to ask for extra spring onion, unless you like being short changed.
do you think gorillas could become as good as humans
as good at what?
yome ga mitsu kari masen
I wish I could find some good "sexy mood" music to listen to that I like. Smooth jazz and porno groove don't do it for me.
You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.
Existentialism wasshoi! Existentialism wasshoi!
Who needs vodka when you have soothing camomile & honey caffeine free tea?
>>966
Psh, did Korpiklaani ever make a song about camomile tea?
つまらないで感じたい
I wouldn't mind holding somebody else's dick right now.
I wouldn't mind having my dick held, but I don't want it so badly as to let a dude do it.
Why should Somalian pirates be any less "cool" than the pirates of old? Because they're black? Because we live in "enlightened" times where things like piracy aren't supposed to happen?
My heart is not for sale!
I take my joys in hedgerows.
I have an incredibly sexy butt.
Maybe I should go gay.
>>971
Because people romanticized pirates. Just look at 'Pirates of the Carribean': people think pirates are some noble Robin Hoods of the sea stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, getting married in the middle of swordfights and defeating legendary sea monsters.
Real pirates are just thieves, plain and simple. Always have been, always will be.
I'm going to shave off this atrocity of a beard, wax my legs and become a little girl. Nobody can stop me.
NO, I don't want the browser to "remember my password for this site"! Why does this stupid feature even exist‽
Curse this frail meatsuit and its constant requirement for food! Shut up, stomach, I'm trying to think!
There two extrapolate can't
He pronounces "Rektum" like "wreck tomb" which is actually an oddly fitting name for a necromancer.
The radio waves are getting in my brain...
This is the hottest candied ginger I've had... whoo
Is The Outer Limits really less entertaining to me than The Twilight Zone, or have I simply become more cynical over the years?
>>984 Have you seen Black Mirror? It's like um the Twilight Zone for the Twitter age, it's good, two episodes in particular are brilliant
OH DEAR GOD, I FORGOT THE JACOBIAN!
I dreamed of a tiny flying apricot.
Dick Grunts
Why everybody whenever they hear about yiff assume gay yiff? Aren't there any girls in the furry community? Are all the males so desperate that they come down to this?
MINDGASM
multiple mindgasms
captcha wiezzness captures the feeling
ॐ
I went hiking in the snow and now I am relaaxed.
>>992
What causes the mindgasm? Did you mindgasm because of yiff?
Let's end this!
I'm glad this is ending quickly and peacefully.
penis