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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:48

>>898 Because it turns you on?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 17:26

Video games can be fun, but sometimes they can cause you to get frustrated.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 18:52

>>902 Just remember, AVGN is a character portrayed by an actor, not a real person.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:21

>>902 Yeah, this guys has decided to take over the AVGN's job: http://news.yahoo.com/producer-reveals-plans-unearth-worst-015247742.html

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 11:07

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard and sandals, and a penis too

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 16:38

It was Sunday all of last week and today is also Sunday.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 17:23

Krull was a blend of D&D, Cheetos, Mountain Dew and basement farts.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 21:58

>>906
Is this some variant of Eternal September?

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 22:19

The mittens keep slipping into the background layer of the board. I can't take it easy like this.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 19:33

I think my butthole is dry

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 17:11

Yeah, well, if I were a tree I'd probably try to kill you too.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 21:19

This is the fawning of the age of deerquarius

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 13:06

Today's phrase is "myocardial infarction".

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 19:35

I wonder why you haven't been online recently... busy with university, perhaps. I hope you can find the time to talk soon so we can catch up. It's been too long.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 21:48

I hate myself and I want to die.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 01:17

ドキュン NYUZU ARERUTO

neet.nu is redirecting to some weird blog
more updates expected soon

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 08:21

>>916 I noticed that, I assumed it was the expected downtime, and for a placeholder maybe just encourage us to check out a friendly site - it has a link to neet.nu in its links section

what is the image board that is linked from neet.nu's front page? I can't remember the url and i always just go there from neety

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 13:14

My penishead has a couple scars on it where I chafed it with too much rough masturbation. Now I worry that anyone who sees it will think I have an STD. Not that this is likely to become a problem.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 15:50

GRFAAAHFBAFL

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 16:30

>>918 that'll teach your penis to have such a soft head. next time grow a hard plate like a triceratops.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 17:13

>>920
hahahehehehehah

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 18:45

Golly, we're three quarters of the way to September 10,000th. Remember the 7000th? I know I do. Ah, good times.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 19:04

>>918 I've got a scar on my penishead too, from a girl wearing a chunky metal ring

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 19:35

I could totally put linux+busybox+... on my phone. It's got a hardware keyboard and android 2.1 is crippled.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 22:07

At last, I have accumulated the entire おでんぱ☆スタジオ discography. Now... my soul is free...

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:38

I'm going to start the next iteration of this thread, and I'm going to omit the full stop. And there's nothing you can do about it.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:43

I'm... free! With new speakers I'm no longer strapped to my computer by a leash that is headphones!

928 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7501 00:48

>>926
I'm going to fuck you up, kid. I will make my own thread with a full stop. I will push it to 1000 faster than you and your crappy pals could ever hope.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 02:23

>>926,928 I am the chosen one, it is my righteous duty

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 03:54

>>926,928,929
oh god not this shit again

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 12:33

ドンドンパフパフ!

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 13:51

However you look at it it's just not the same, is it?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 23:50

Haven't I suffered enough yet‽

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 18:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) add support for emergency excitement!

javascript:(function(){for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).innerHTML+='( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き!';}})();

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:23

I'm, like, such a nerd. Saw my brother playing a video game and I IMMEDIATELY recognised what console he was using. It was a PS3.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:42

>>935 wow i hope no1 eats lunch with you at school anymore LOL!

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:45

>>936

My NERDY friends eat lunch with me. We talk about Netflix and make fun of the otaku freaks

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 03:20

Shift JIS characters are probably used more on here than on any actually Japanese website.

God why can't it be 2005 again

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 05:59

Behold my mighty grasp of internet subcultures.
My vast superiority over CoD kiddies and Gamer Girls!
Such character and intelligence is simply impossible in niches larger than mine.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 11:18

早く死のう!

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 13:50

My cat is upset because I'm playing with my pokemon instead of her. What am I, her boyfriend?!

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 15:52

Satan's penis in your butthole

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 19:57

I'm upset that I don't have a cat to play with.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 22:04

Well, in my professional opinion, I would have to say nameko, nameko, nurunuru tekateka, nameko, nameko, name nameko.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 20:43

Love is my favourite placebo.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 20:57

Looking at the recent posts I thought this was the BEYOND DQN thread

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 22:59

Ryôko.
I want to fuck her doggystyle, really, really slowly.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 00:35

I was going to bump post without thinking but then I thought too much so now I'm posting here.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 04:58

Man, Shmorky's just phoning 'em in these days.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 14:25

What's with Firefox sucking donkey balls these days?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 14:52

One of these days...

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 15:22

G A K N

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 15:54

You don't have to wear a hat.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 16:52

You don't have to go to college.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 17:01

You don't have to ask for extra sauce.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 17:06

You don't have to build a sacrificial altar to the evil penis god.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 21:36

You might have to ask for extra spring onion, unless you like being short changed.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 01:42

do you think gorillas could become as good as humans

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 01:55

as good at what?

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 01:57

>>959

everything

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 22:31

yome ga mitsu kari masen

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 00:16

I wish I could find some good "sexy mood" music to listen to that I like. Smooth jazz and porno groove don't do it for me.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 00:46

You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 01:22

>>963
Smaller penises, too.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 19:49

Existentialism wasshoi! Existentialism wasshoi!

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 00:17

Who needs vodka when you have soothing camomile & honey caffeine free tea?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 00:40

>>966
Psh, did Korpiklaani ever make a song about camomile tea?

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 07:32

つまらないで感じたい

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 10:32

I wouldn't mind holding somebody else's dick right now.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 10:50

I wouldn't mind having my dick held, but I don't want it so badly as to let a dude do it.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 11:22

Why should Somalian pirates be any less "cool" than the pirates of old? Because they're black? Because we live in "enlightened" times where things like piracy aren't supposed to happen?

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 12:09

My heart is not for sale!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 12:44

I take my joys in hedgerows.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:05

>>971
It's easy to romanticise the past.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:36

I have an incredibly sexy butt.
Maybe I should go gay.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:38

>>971
Because people romanticized pirates. Just look at 'Pirates of the Carribean': people think pirates are some noble Robin Hoods of the sea stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, getting married in the middle of swordfights and defeating legendary sea monsters.
Real pirates are just thieves, plain and simple. Always have been, always will be.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:47

I'm going to shave off this atrocity of a beard, wax my legs and become a little girl. Nobody can stop me.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 14:24

NO, I don't want the browser to "remember my password for this site"! Why does this stupid feature even exist‽

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 16:00

Curse this frail meatsuit and its constant requirement for food! Shut up, stomach, I'm trying to think!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 16:49

There two extrapolate can't

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 19:34

He pronounces "Rektum" like "wreck tomb" which is actually an oddly fitting name for a necromancer.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 20:53

The radio waves are getting in my brain...

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 23:53

This is the hottest candied ginger I've had... whoo

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 02:47

Is The Outer Limits really less entertaining to me than The Twilight Zone, or have I simply become more cynical over the years?

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 02:59

>>977
Hi moot!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 04:42

>>984 Have you seen Black Mirror? It's like um the Twilight Zone for the Twitter age, it's good, two episodes in particular are brilliant

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 12:37

OH DEAR GOD, I FORGOT THE JACOBIAN!

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 13:02

I dreamed of a tiny flying apricot.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 19:08

Dick Grunts

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:08

Why everybody whenever they hear about yiff assume gay yiff? Aren't there any girls in the furry community? Are all the males so desperate that they come down to this?

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:21

MINDGASM

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:24

multiple mindgasms

captcha wiezzness captures the feeling

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:34

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:59

I went hiking in the snow and now I am relaaxed.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 01:32

>>992
What causes the mindgasm? Did you mindgasm because of yiff?

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 02:25

>>986
Hadn't even heard of it, but I'll check it out.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 10:23

Let's end this!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:18

I'm glad this is ending quickly and peacefully.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:40

penis

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