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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 22:38

Anustralia.

Anyone make that joke yet? I just thought of it.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 02:11

I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:08

What if a real, actual Japanese person replied to me on-line and I didn't notice it or didn't learn his origin?

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:09

>>601
Hah, that's a new one! I'm still fixated on Uranus.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 17:01

Good god, how can I fail this hard at something as simple as feeding myself?

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 17:36

>>602 Yay!!!

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:23

Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:57

I really really want a milkshake right now.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 21:45

I want to play games! Fuck everything, I just wanna play. I want to lie on a coach like a big turd and just play video games!

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 23:15

>>608 I drink your... MILKSHAKE!

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 23:46

Alas, the back of my hand is wrong. It should be "moo moo mo moo moo"

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 10:36

I just woke up from a dream and I have to write this down somewhere. I was walking across a grassy field in the mist, and I fell over. As I was getting up, I saw a young girl coming towards me. She seemed to float or drift through the mist, rather than walking. She was dressed entirely in grey, and even had grey hair, eyes, skin and everything. She stood over me, expressionless, and began to kill me. I don't know how exactly. Blood began to pour out of my nose and down my face, and all I could do was stare at the frills on her dress, which were covered in incredibly ornate floral patterns that shifted and changed before my eyes, with little flowers budding, blooming and withering away in a matter of seconds.

The next thing I knew she was gone, and I just got up and walked away as though nothing had happened.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 16:37

>>612 pretty cool

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 16:49

I've been watching Watamote and really enjoying it, last night before bed I watched the episode where she reads that sleeping on your front increases your chances of having erotic dreams. So I tried it and it totally worked, I had a wild foursome with three girls I went to school with. I remember thinking how am I supposed to please them all at once?

But, before I went to sleep I asked my guardian angel to give me advice because I feel like I'm in purgatory, and she has came to me a few times in my dreams to offer good advice in troubled times. Was this a sign saying I should go out and meet new girls instead of waiting around on the unlikely chance my love will come back to me? She wasn't in the dream herself so I can't be sure. Like asking god for a sign, and something that might be a sign appears, but god itself isn't actually there in person so you ignore it maybe

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 21:37

I bet I'm not the only dokyun with a beard.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 21:51

You'd win that bet.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 08:02

I am losing my mind.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 14:44

"Hey, this place doesn't seem so bad!" I thought to myself. Then it started raining blood.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 16:02

I am winning my mind back.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 16:55

That's it. I've had enough. I'm moving to Patagonia.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 00:45

"Puff-O!" I will proclaim whilst slamming myself into a door and waking everybody up.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 04:59

I've been in bed all day. All I've ingested is mucinex and a croissant. Please kill me.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 11:26

Cold Hans, they'd call me. Because I have cold hands.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 15:32

It... it can't just be mushrooms! What does it mean‽

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 15:43

Bassline!

Now put a donk on it.

Electro!

Now put a donk on it.

Techno!

Now put a donk on it.

Donk, d-donk donk donk donk.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 16:17

Put a banging DONK on it!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 16:33

I don't think you really understand rabbits.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 18:04

>>626 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjc5H6nvxgQ

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 19:29

I guess when you think about it, humans are just extremely complicated rocks.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 21:17

Please molest me.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 21:47

wow /b/ im so wastesd

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 23:07

My my, what an angular dress you're wearing.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 00:41

I'd put my DONK on it.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 00:51

  • too many drugs
  • not enough drugs

    choose wisely

    • 635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 02:30

    >>634 too many and die, very happily without a doubt

    636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 08:52

    Everything spoken is at least partially wrong because words are abstractions. The point is, you are all wrong and I am the only one who is ever right.

    637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 11:31

    I'd like to be the same colour as you as well, my dear.

    638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 12:37

    I've got a head full of denpa and a life devoid of tragedies. Time to become a mathematician.

    639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 14:04

    I have a semi-decent idea based on some research from the early 90s that doesn't seem to have since seen any attention, but don't really have the time to implement it.

    640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 14:28

    what? i load

    641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 16:21

    Please, just keep telling me you love me until I believe you.

    642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 21:12

    The following words are prohibited: "frenzy state".

    643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 02:19

    This IS a good time to pee!

    644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 11:35

    I loved Watamote but the ending was a bit of a copout

    645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 11:36

    I've dreamt about butterflies three nights in a row, and only last night did I start to get suspicious. "Hold on a minute," I thought to myself, "You don't see butterflies flying around at this time of year! And that big white one with the strange spindly wings doesn't even look real!" Alas, instead of concluding that I was dreaming and proceeding to have a lucid dream, I instead concluded that it was probably just some species of butterfly I didn't know of.

    646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 20:26

    Why? Why is the frenzy state prohibited?
    I was watching Pokemon Heart Gold speed-run stream. The streamer went into a frenzy state completely losing his assburgers.

    647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 21:00

    I don't need your pity, you filth. Your presence alone will be more than sufficient.

    648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 01:30

    I don't need your pithy filt.

    649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 03:00

    I feel like I've become an adult today???

    650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 15:23

    At that time, our young protagonist was utterly strange.

    651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 16:24

    >>645
    When I start questioning my dream, I often arrive to the conclusion that I'm actually watching a TV show and, lo, my dream is now some TV show I can merely contemplate, and anything whatsoever that happens on it is fair game.

    652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 16:39

    I hope my flatmates don't mind the maniacal laughter too much.

    653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 18:55

    Big Brother is watching you. Yeah, you. Not me, not anyone else, just you.

    654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 21:29

    >>653
    HAH! THEN BIG BROTHER MUST BE INTO AN AMATEUR MASTURBATION PORN!

    655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 21:37

    http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/55,882
    You thought you could just recycle posts and nobody would notice, did you? I'm onto you!

    656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 02:02

    I kinda wish I could understand what's happening in that Japanese thread. I wish Japanese posters would be active in other threads too, so that we could all have fun.

    657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 11:32

    I'd like one choo-choo, please.

    658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 14:19

    POST! POST DAMN YOU POST!@

    659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 15:07

    Nimbostratus, nimbostratus, go away!

    660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 01:54

    people should contribute to the CYOA thread more! who cares if the plot-line isn't consistent? just write whatever! :D

    661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 05:20

    I made a playable Twine game version of the Choose Your Own Adventure thread!
    http://dqn.neocities.org/dqn.html
    Requires javascript.

    TODO

    • Make Ascii Art look better
    • Make CSS look like Wakaba
    • Keep track of inventory (bone weapons, etc.)
    • Prevent access to certain links if not holding certain items
    • Display kill-count in sidebar
    • Randomize >>r0 links

    662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 09:16

    Mayday! Mayday! We've lost penile hydraulics! We've lost penile hydraulics!

    663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 13:19

    >>661
    Gosh, that's amazing! Good work.

    664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 18:43

    >>661
    ＧＪ！

    665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 19:29

    I was half tempted to make a sequel to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1207782491/, but then I realised that I actually really like ( ˃ ヮ˂).

    666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 22:50

    >>661 brilliant! well done >>661!

    667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 23:19

    I love my Rale.

    668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 00:47

    >>665
    What about ⊂( ˇ∇ˇ)つ?

    669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 11:31

    >>668
    Don't think much of that. I wouldn't mind being a ( ・ω・), though, I suppose.

    670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 12:29

    I once had a nightmare while sleeping, so I will not sleep again.

    671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 16:16

    Even monsters can fall in love, you know.

    672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 20:37

    I like Gunther™

    673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 20:50

    >>672
    But do you like him enough to touch his tra-la-la?

    674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 00:21

    I am already too far tainted for you.

    675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 07:17

    I think my CHARM point is my lip gap.

    676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 12:27

    I really am a misanthropist, you know! B-baka humanity! I-it's not like I secretly admire your achievements or anything!

    677 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7452 12:52

    ( ˃ ヮ˂) >>671, pocket monsters!

    678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 15:16

    And still the sickness...

    679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 11:39

    More sadness! More snow!

    680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 20:58

    William the Conqueror was cooler than I thought.

    681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 21:46

    We labour by the light of a different sun.

    682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:57

    >>680 Man knew how to handle a shit test.

    683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 07:11

    >>682
    William the Conqueror sounded like he was quite the badass. However, the article talking about him is misogynistic and just plain bad advice. Sure, women (and men) like partners that are hard to get. And yes, desperation is unsexy to most people. That doesn't mean you should be a jerk to women to make them like you. If you need to play mind games to get women, you're chasing the wrong kind of woman (3D).

    684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 15:19

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DEoOdcYKbc

    685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 15:45

    No, I can't post that.

    686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 18:51

    PREFACE.
    I'm not a writer; following is five and a half thousand pages demonstrating exactly why.

    687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 21:42

    I can't believe I decided on flower arranging.

    688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 02:51

    >>683
    Mangina.

    689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 04:50

    >>688
    Labelass.

    690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 16:31

    Look inside yourself; you will find the failure. Indeed, you have already lost.

    691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 18:40

    Oh come on, I'm hardly 元気 at the best of times, let alone いつも元気.

    692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 18:52

    Eh? "We know Major Tom's a junkie"? You can't do this to my favourite character!

    Wait a moment, am I 30 years late?

    693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 19:43

    Good biomes are all alike; evil biomes are each capable of crushing your fledgling fortress in their own way.

    694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 21:23

    hiya cuties how are ya this fine day/night?

    695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 22:18

    Stop the consciousness, I want to get off.

    696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 01:33

    Did that owl have a penis?

    697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 13:17

    I'm addicted to your charms.

    698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 16:17

    I love the DPRK

    699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 17:31

    green tea makes me pee

    700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 21:20

    I must flee the green tea pee!

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