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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 14:38

>>400
TACO TACO TACO TAC*narrator fails to keep a straight face*

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 16:02

http://afternoon.heliohost.org/read/1387113644http://afternoon.heliohost.org/read/1387113644

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 20:38

Today I arrived home, after being gone for quite a while, to find a dead moth hanging onto the wall outside my room. Suitably surprised, I carefully placed it on my desk, to admire and decide what to do with later. A few minutes later, I was shocked to find that not only was it not dead, it was actually a brightly coloured butterfly (a small tortoiseshell), not a moth. It only looked that way because the undersides of the wings were greyish brown. I managed to catch it under a glass (it was still quite sluggish, having only just woken up) and looked up what to do with overwintering butterflies. Apparently I should let it hibernate outdoors, which I'll sort out tomorrow.

Really though, what are the odds of this happening not only to a lepidopterist, but to someone whose waifu has a strong association with butterflies and returning from the dead?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:05

>>403 Is there such a butterfly as a red emperor?

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:14

>>395
I refuse to share my wisdom with youtube commentators because of this U-turn on privacy by Hegel.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:15

Is butthairy even a word?

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:44

>>404
I don't think so, but there is a red admiral, and a purple emperor.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 23:50

I don't care what anyone says; mermaids are scary.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 02:48

Right hand is mouse hand.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 04:04

Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon, ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 04:12

It's amazing how much cheaper life is when you don't have a woman in it.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 11:16

Last night, I dreamt the milk crate I picked up out of a restauran and carried for 5 miles developed a crack before I could attach it to my bike.

I woke up, and checked it as a matter of priority. It's fine. But I can't believe I'm getting so worked up about a milk crate. Only another day of carrying it around before I can attach it to my bike. I bought two surplus carriers to use as bike panniers if the crate is too big. I know it's going to crack someday.

I was even nervous about bringing the stolen crate around town, so I put some things in it.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 13:35

Day two of the butterfly fiasco.

I took my little Lazarus outside and gently encouraged it to flutter off and find somewhere outdoors to hibernate. Alas, it just crawled forwards a few centimetres, then closed its wings and went back to sleep. It really is far too cold for it, and I don't think I can find any sensible places to put it. For now I've let it free in my room, and it's crawled up my windowsill and sat there not doing very much.

I'm really not sure what to do with the poor thing. On the one hand, the population of this species is in rapid decline, and I do want to let it free in the wild - but on the other hand, I'm fairly confident that in its current state it wouldn't survive the winter. What should I do, DQN?

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 17:48

Have you ever wondered how negro's semen is still white?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 18:09

>>413
Freeze it to preserve its genome.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 18:14

>>414 is an answer for >>413 join the dots >>413

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 22:27

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418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 01:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) sure is VIP QUALITY in here lately.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 17:00

Who's your favourite Beastie Boy? They're all my favourite.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 17:02

Toilet roll.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 21:28

I'm a man at work playing with a pink glittery tamagotchi

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 21:38

Here's the third update of the butterfly saga (because I'm sure you were all so worried).

The butterfly is still alive and active, however it seems to be having great difficulty flying; it just twitches its wings a little every so often, as though it's trying to fly but its muscles are too weak, or something. I suppose it has (presumably) just come out of hibernation, to be fair.

I have come to the conclusion that I really can't come up with any sensible place to leave it to hibernate. Ideally, if it becomes strong and active enough to fly, then I'll let it go and it can find its own place, which will be much better than anywhere I could find for it. Otherwise, I'll just let it stay on my windowsill until it dies, and keep its corpse as a memento.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 00:34

>>422
Or you can do what any young naturalist would do and murder it yourself. Put it in a killing jar, impale it on a pin through the thorax, spread its wings, make a concise label with precise location where it was captured ("my home"), date ("1993-09-7414") and your name ("Andrew"), start your prized collection.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 05:52

the penis shoots seeds

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 14:05

>>423
How cruel! I can't stand the thought of mutilating the corpse of such a beautiful little creature like that.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 14:31

>>425
But this is done to preserve its beauty forever!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 15:03

>>426
Settle down, Dr. Drevis.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 16:37

>>426
On the contrary! It preserves only the beauty of its appearance. What about the beauty of its delicate movements, or of the fleeting half-glanced flashes of colour behind a hedgerow, or of that moment crouching, breath held, watching a butterfly alighted precariously on a flower, afraid that even the slightest movement might scare it off? The particular beauties of living butterflies and of dead butterflies are very different things indeed, yet the difference can be difficult to pin down (pun intended).

>>427
Gosh, was that a Mad Father reference? If so, I approve wholeheartedly.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 17:40

I feel drunk after half a pint. This is obviously some placebo effect combined with tiredness.

From now on I'm getting drunk off water instead of beer.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 23:38

>>428
#427 says: Yes, it was. Here's a little present for picking up on it. (A bit spoilery, for those who haven't played (or watched) the game before.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aQnJ0EV1Qo

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 23:58

>>424
I taught my bulbasaur bullet seed, is it now a penis?

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 00:54

>>424,431
While we are at it, is Goodra made of semen??

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 05:46

I want to sleep but I also want to play videogames and also want to fap. Too many options to handle.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 08:16

>>433
Play some eroge, apart from fapping scenes they are slow paced enough to make you doze off.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 09:19

I don't think this Duke guy is a real duke of anything.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 09:42

>>433
play some violated heroine and you can do all three!

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 11:10

Still, Goodra is pretty cute! Imagine a goo girl you to whom you fapped yesterday, now imagine a cute dragon in her place! It's just like that.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 11:17

So as long as my beard stays on and under my chin without going to my neck I'm not a neckbeard, right?

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 16:44

Be quiet, and let me dream.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 19:26

It was kind of frightening.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 20:15

oh, get over it.


baby.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 22:23

Hahaha, "angst" indeed!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 23:54

>>435
He's the Duke of Nukem, obviously.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 00:33

That's just what I get for leaving it on shuffle.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 05:33

>>444 Katamari soundtracks during cunnilingus again?

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 21:12

Go North.
Go North.
Go North.
Go East.
Go North.
Die.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 01:22

wow i can't remember being so far away

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 01:24

I seem to have gotten really muddy, broke my headphones and bought Actua Soccer 2. What happen?

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 11:26

I feel blue. I'm probably depressed, or lazy and anxious.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 20:07

It's my birthday today.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 20:07

Ears are kind of gross.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 20:25

Satanic rituals for dinner again!

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 21:41

nigger ape

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 23:53

something smells in here.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 23:56

>>450
Happy birthday!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 01:07

I have the blood of thousands on my hands.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 14:59

>>455
Thank you.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 15:21

>>457
You're welcome!

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 00:28

Collision detection for monsters.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 15:27

Perhaps, some day, somebody will - in a fit of boredom - click "random article" on Wikipedia, and my name will come up, and they'll think to themselves "Who the hell is this guy?".

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 16:10

Touching dick is easy.
Not touching dick is hard.
Not touching dick and doing math is almost impossible.

Will this be another good bye, higher education?
Don't leave me...

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 17:08

Do any of you play PS3?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 17:33

My beloved guest, the surprise butterfly, has been lying in an uncomfortable looking position on my windowsill and hasn't moved in a few days now. I fear the worst.

Rest in peace, butterfly. I vow to play with your corpse in the most respectful manner possible.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 18:40

I'll do it tomorrow.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 22:46

I've had just about enough of you and your temperature gradients.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7420 02:12

http://imgur.com/AQ69548

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7420 03:15

Get some momentum with your PENIS!!!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7420 09:16

>>467 it's hard when my PENIS just sits there uselessly 99% of the time, mocking me.

but on the rare occasions when i have good times with it, it's so wonderful

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 13:44

Christmas in SEPTEMBER?! You must be kidding me.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 16:40

Spending Christmas with family is a terrible thing. Why can't I just be left alone (as usual) ?

I'm glad that's over.
Ah, I just want to have a wank~

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 18:56

Damn, I miss my family right now.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 20:27

>>471
If you lived with your family, you could've saved up lots of money by now.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 21:06

>>472 I called my Mom. I feel better now. The rest of my family is scattered all over America in tiny homes, so I'm pretty much stuck out here alone for the time being.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 21:11

I may or may not be a dinosaur.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 07:08

I like the color red

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 11:30

>>475 Yeah, red's okay.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 14:59

Red is a bit too aggressive to me.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 16:45

> Implying that quoting makes text green.
> Quoting makes text green.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 17:18

It's actually puke-yellow that the eye perceives as greenish.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7423 01:28

És miért szereted annyira azt a kurva lengyelt?

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:07

yay the board is online again!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:28

what happened to all the japanese text?�ｿｽ �ｿｽ�ｿｽ�ｿｽ
lol

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:42

Lol UTF-8. ( ﾋ� 繝ｮﾋ�)

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:51

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH (except a couple of you)

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 22:06

Hello newfangled UTF-8 /dqn/!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 23:22

DQN is back! Thank Haruhi!

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 04:23

I thought that this place was gone forever. I deserve compensation, nida. This betrayal was beyond my expectations.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 04:41

DQN is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elvis Aska is DQN Master of JP

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 06:18

What encoding setting should I have it on? I have it on SJIS, but there are still plenty of unsupported characters

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 08:50

Thank goodness, I thought I'll be stranded on the web for sure! Happy more days of Eternal September!

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 10:34

Ahhh I'm so glad to see you all again, all my love xxxxxxxxxx

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 14:37

"Necrosis of the Penis" shall be my grindcore band's name.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 16:48

aw dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt AHHH level 18 AUGHH-UGHH

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 18:53

now that 4-ch is back, shanachan is down...
How will this end...?!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 20:35

Mr Shepherd is a true patriot.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 01:06

I like my women how I like my physics: theoretical.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 01:18

Change is entropy and both are bad news.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 02:20

hagrid

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 05:50

tweak nips <=> twin peaks

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 06:01

Pantsu nageru mon!

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